Our superpower research club is all straight men. At this stage, we all get along pretty well. But if one or more gay men appear in such a straight man team, it will be a devastating blow.
Just like everyone is crowded together when playing biochemical mode, by then the prisoner's dilemma and the law of the dark forest will probably be solved.
Just imagine, one day everyone went out to have a late night snack and drink. After three rounds of drinking, you lost your mind and the beast of desire escaped. The brother next door suddenly stood up and fucked you. (The plot needs to be funny, but it won’t happen in reality.
Someone like this, um, should...)
horrible.
"In that case... let's decide the outcome in a man's way! If you win, you will be able to prove your innocence!" Wu Jin finally suggested.
"How to prove it?" Xiong Qiyunzhixuan and I said in unison, and unknowingly we became the same camp by default.
Wu Jin took a deep breath: "Ka-ba-di!"
[Kabaddi is a free-hand sport originating from India. A ten-meter flat field is divided into two parts, namely the offensive side and the defensive side. After the game starts, during the game, the athletes need to continuously perform high-level breathing during the game.
Shouting "Kabaddi Kabaddi", you can score by attacking the boundary line of the opponent's field, touching as many defensive players as possible without being caught, and returning safely to your own half. At the same time, defensive players who have been touched by offensive players must be
"Expelled", until one's own team scores, they can be resurrected in order to continue the game. When an attack is completed, the offense and defense of the two teams are exchanged, and the team with the highest score in the end wins.] - from Baidu Encyclopedia.
"I see..." Yun Zhixuan muttered, leaning against the wall with a lazy attitude.
"In this case..." Xiong Qi suddenly folded his hands in front of his chest and muttered to himself.
Then suddenly there was a flash of light in their eyes, and their auras merged together to burst out with a real aura: "We have no choice but to go!"
So what are you two so excited about? I won’t complain about this weird gameplay. Don’t you think this rule itself is very gay?
"Oh!" "It hurts to fight!" As a result, I found that everyone except me was getting excited...
Later, I checked online and found that this sport actually exists, and it is also a performance event in the Asian Games...
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There is a just-right open space behind the club building. It is large, but it is not big enough for some ball games. It is small, but it is not suitable for hiding and doing things that are inconvenient to write down, so it has been left idle.
but--
For kabaddi, it’s just right!
The stars change the harmony of the universe, and night falls on the pure white earth. You risk your life and dignity to squeeze out the last breath! Fight your way out of ambushes on all sides, and the first Kabaddi Competition of the Super Power Research Association kicks off!
All in all, since we do not have reliable and professional scoring tools and referees, we changed the rules slightly, from the scoring system to the elimination system. Those who are locked or touched are eliminated, and they take turns attacking until there is only one person left on the field.
A team!
Team A: Me, Yun Zhixuan, Xiong Qi, Zhong Xin.
Team B: Wang Gang, Nan Wencheng, Meng Yichen, Qin Ming, Wu Jin.
That's right, there are 5 people in Team B, which is one more than us! This is because Nam Wen-cheng was actually hanging up in the club just now, but his presence was a bit low, so he was omitted from the previous chapter.
"Wait a minute! Why am I in the same group as these gay guys!" Zhong Xin pointed at us and yelled.
"Are you giving up now? We haven't lost yet! How do you know if you will succeed if you don't try many things? Fight!" Xiong Qi said.
"Fight you! Why should our sexual orientation be determined by this kind of competition!"
Nice, he said what I have always wanted to say, but in my opinion, these people probably just want to play kabaddi, so no matter how much Zhong Xin complains, the things that have been decided cannot be changed...
This kabaddi is already a battle with dignity on the line!
Game start!
The order is determined by drawing lots, and the one responsible for attacking first is...Team B!
"Kabaddi Kabaddi Kabaddi..." Wu Jin took the lead and rushed into our position single-handedly.
People who regularly exercise know that talking continuously during exercise will greatly affect the regulation of breath and aggravate the loss of physical strength. Even if Wu Jin is a fitness fanatic and his lung capacity is much better than ordinary people, he will not be able to last long in Kabaddi.
What's more, we have more people! The defender can also attack while defending. As long as we swarm up and lock Wu Jin and trap him in our field, we can eliminate this powerful enemy!
However, this is also a very dangerous behavior. If Wu Jin cannot be completely restrained, then he will have completed his attack on us as long as he returns to his own field. By then, everyone who has been in contact with him will be eliminated.
It is also very possible to be taken away!
Although it was our first time to kabaddi, we could weigh the pros and cons of this kind of thing with a little thought. The four of us exchanged glances and reached an agreement in an instant - dodge for one round first and wait and see what happens.
"Kabaddi Kabaddi Kabaddi!" Wu Jin accelerated suddenly and was close to Zhong Xin in an instant.
However, before Zhong Xin could turn pale in shock, I was shocked first.
I saw Wu Jin hit Zhong Xin in the abdomen with an uppercut. At this moment, I seemed to see this muscular man surrounded by the words "オラ!" (Oola). Of course, the latter was no surprise.
He rolled his eyes and fell to the ground.
"Kabaddi! (Yoshi, eliminate one!)"
Wait a minute! This seems to be completely different from the rules I just heard! This is already another game!
We were so shocked that we didn't try to counterattack. Instead, Wu Jin, who was deep into the enemy's position, had no intention of going back...
Is this guy...does he want to eliminate another one? Speaking of which, the attack needs Wu Jin to return to his court to be considered complete. In other words, if we can lock him here until he dies, Zhong Xin will not count.
Was eliminated...
But I glanced at Zhong Xin who was lying on the snow... Well, this state is not bad for elimination...
"Kabaddi!" Wu Jin finally had no intention of continuing the attack. He shouted to us one last time and returned to his own field.
"Hey! The last sentence just now, he said 'kill す (korosu, there are also three sounds in Japanese, meaning to kill)', right? All it took was a wipe of the neck and everything was alive!" Xiong Qi told Foreign Languages
There is also quite a bit of research.
"Don't worry, we..." Yun Zhixuan patted the panicked Xiong Qi and looked at the opposite side with firm eyes, "We will win!"
After saying that, he kicked off his legs and rushed out like an arrow, arriving at the center of Team B's field!
"Oh!" Wu Jin was the first to bear the brunt. This time he was on the defensive side, so there was no need to shout Kabaddi.
Yun Zhixuan can be regarded as a martial arts practitioner, but after the competition at Karsai Academy, he returned to his otaku state and never practiced or exercised again. His fighting ability was completely different from that of a muscular man. However, I didn't have time to worry.
, he saw a wave of his hand, and a cloud of white clouds dispersed, blocking Wu Jin's heavy punch.
Whoa! Yun Zhixuan made a beautiful spin, his feet drew a gorgeous semicircle on the snow, and turned around. White clouds surged out again, blocking the other members of Group B who were rushing over.
"Oh? This man has two brushes. It seems that I have to get serious." Meng Yichen, the second grade boy in middle school, looked at him.
These are more than just two brushes! Hey! I have used all my super powers! Is this really how Kabaddi is played!!
PS: To be honest, the inspiration for kabaddi comes from the third episode of "Chio's Road to School". If you haven't seen it, I highly recommend watching it, otherwise it may be difficult to understand the sport of kabaddi...