"I..." My brain, which usually spins at 3,600 times per second and is comparable to an eight-core CPU, crashed on the spot. It took me a while to say a rather classic line: "It's not what you think..."
Qiu Wei had a serious look on his face, patted my shoulder in a "I understand" tone and said solemnly: "I know, everyone has his own hobbies. This is the inevitable nature required for human development.
It is because of this diverse nature that we humans have endless possibilities and creativity, so! I will not look down on you because you are a cross-dresser, as the saying goes..." At this point, he took a deep breath
Then he shouted loudly: "——What's wrong with men being perverted?!"
After saying that, he ignored me who was stunned, opened my suitcase, took out the women's clothes inside, and said: "But... your taste is too bad, right?"
boom!
"Help! Killer! Please spare my life, hero!" The howling like a slaughtering pig resounded in the blue sky...
Finally, after some coercion and inducement, the little fat man finally agreed to help me keep the secret... This was the only way to make amends before it was too late. It is better for one person to treat me as a pervert than for a group of people to treat me as a pervert. I can't call him
Rin shows up to prove myself, right?
Rin is my biggest secret besides my computer hard drive, I have to protect it carefully.
…
Even though the suburban village is located in a remote location, although the sparrow is small and well-equipped, I don’t have to go all the way to the city to buy daily necessities, since they are available in the village.
By the time I sorted everything out, everyone else had gone to play. Anyway, the big black face also said that you can move around freely before the military training begins. Although I have never done so-called military training, I heard that it is very tiring.
It's something about the family, so they naturally want to take advantage of this last leisure time to experience the pastoral scenery. Even Rin is missing and running wild somewhere... As for me...
So free...
Out of boredom, I wandered around the village for a few times, but didn't find much fun. However, I saw six people chatting together at the end of the village... plus one Lin.
When they saw me, they immediately stopped talking and waved to me: "Li Shifei, hurry up!"
I ran over all the way, panting slightly and asked: "Are you...waiting for me?" I was a little touched.
Nan Xiaocai replied angrily: "Nonsense! Who else could I wait for if I wasn't waiting for you? Why are you so slow? Did you masturbate when no one was around?"
I immediately didn’t want to talk to her...
"Well, I suggest that we all go for a walk around the area together, relax and get familiar with the environment here. After all, we will stay together for a month."
The one who spoke was Chengnan Guo. If it weren't for this sentence, I almost didn't notice his presence. This presence is so weak that it's almost like Akarin. He hasn't had more than five lines since his appearance, right?
"How rude! I just got motion sickness. What do you think?"
Rin also said angrily: "That's right! Brother, it's so rude. Rin obviously talks a lot every day, okay? Where is the sense of presence low?"
That's right...because there are so many words that the author is too lazy to write them out to cheat on the word count...
Speaking of which... why did you get involved with them so quickly?! Didn't I tell you not to reveal yourself to outsiders casually?!
"Rin didn't show up..."
"Huh?!" Thinking about it carefully, Rin seemed to be among Nan Xiaocai and the others chattering non-stop just now, but it seemed that... no one paid attention to her at all? In the invisible state, Rin would not speak no matter how loud she was.
Will be heard by others (except me), so I did blame her wrongly...
But it’s great that you can have such a lively chat even if no one pays attention to you...
"Li Shifei...you, are you okay?"
"I'm not crazy!" As soon as I said this, I regretted it myself. I saw that their expressions, which were still a little surprised and uncertain, turned into complete clarity after hearing my words.
Damn! I am often treated as a lunatic just for complaining about Rin. I have become accustomed to this. Wait... the so-called three people make a tiger, is it... am I really a lunatic?
"Oh, my brother turns out to be a psychopath? However, Rin will always support my brother!"
I subconsciously roared again: "Shut up!"
This time my expression turned into one of conviction...
Ah...let's end...my dark and boring life...
Just as I was thinking this in despair, Yun Zhiwu suddenly stepped forward and said firmly with her unique sweet voice: "I believe in you!"
Boom——! At that moment, I seemed to see an angel!
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Walking forward from the suburban village for about half an hour, you can reach the bus stop for the city; behind the suburban village is a large mountain; to the left is Wangjia Village, and to the right is a road about four meters wide.
The creek is Lijia Village. We spent most of the afternoon to finally understand the surrounding environment of the suburban village, and finally stopped at the creek next to Lijia Village.
However, it is a small stream, and the water quality is very good. A few fish swim freely in it, which piqued our interest. We randomly picked up a slender branch from the road and started playing spearfishing.
Game. However, although these fish have no natural enemies here, and they are all fat and strong, they still move extremely quickly. Nan Xiaocai stabbed her more than a dozen times and wanted to insert herself into them, but she didn't get into any fish.
middle……
"Hahaha! Are you stupid? Do you understand the refraction of light? When light is emitted from one medium into another medium, the light is deflected at the junction of different media... This was learned in junior high school.
You have no knowledge, are you a fool?" I snatched the branch from Nan Xiaocai's hand with a look of disdain, and mocked her quickly. She wanted to refute but couldn't find the time to cut in, and she was very angry.
Face flushed.
To use a phrase I have been using since elementary school, it is... like a ripe apple.
The place she held was still filled with her body temperature, and there was no discomfort at all when holding the rough branch...
"After understanding the principle of refraction, the direction of our fork should be...slightly below the fish!" I laughed, "Auntie! See the power of the little prince who speared the fish!"
It was late and then fast. Before I could finish my sentence, the branch in my hand had already whizzed out and hit the water surface with a loud sound. The water splashed up to a height of more than half a meter!
"Hoo ho ho, this is the power of the little prince spearing fish, please don't be too panicked."
Qiu Wei bluntly said: "Uh... So you didn't get the fish at all, okay?"
"Shut up, the fish I inserted is a fish that only smart people can see!"
Rin stretched out her hand and shook it on the top of the branch, with a confused look on her face: "No?"
"I told you to shut up, didn't I? This is a fish that only smart people can touch!"