"Fuck you, don't you have eyes when driving? You almost hit me, do you understand?"
After accidentally hitting the fat man, the Hyundai finally stopped. However, before the driver rolled down the window and stretched out his head to curse, a group of gangsters surrounded him and tried to open his door. He quickly locked the door.
Okay, but when the driver saw that the gangster had a tendency to smash the glass, he hurriedly opened the door and said respectfully: "I was driving without paying attention to the road. I can give you these five hundred yuan to calm down the panic?"
Huang Mao A then moved out of the way, took the five red bills with a smile, patted the driver on the shoulder, and closed the door for him: "Hey! You're on the road!"
The driver smiled and said: "It's necessary, it's necessary!" Then he stepped on the accelerator and jumped out a few meters, poked his head out and came back and yelled: "You two bitches who have a father but no mother, are you coming to bite me?" After that, the engine roared.
He walked away in a hurry, making all the gangsters jump in anger.
"Damn it, don't let me meet you next time, or I'll beat you until your mother doesn't recognize you!" After Huang Mao A scolded him, he ran to help Huang Mao D... Well, now his name is Wang Lele.
Wang Lele just walked away from the gate of hell and has not come back to his senses yet. He is just staring blankly at the direction where his savior fell...
Huangmao A also followed Wang Lele's gaze and yelled again: "Damn it, let those two little bastards run away... Hey, what the hell do they do, Ah Le, as long as it's okay, go tonight
KTV is amazing.”
"No...Brother Huang, forget it this time..."
"I want to be quiet..."
Let's go back a few minutes...
I was looking around at the scenery when I suddenly heard a loud noise. When I turned my head, I realized that a car accident had happened beside me! When I looked closely, I actually knew the victim!
So I quickly ran to Qiu Wei who was lying on the ground hypocritically (even I used this word myself, you can imagine the scene at that time), and complained tearfully to this unfair world: "Who is it?
You did such a cruel and inhumane thing! Fatty, you must not die! Our E team needs you!"
Qiu Wei jumped up and jammed my neck, shaking me desperately, while yelling: "You're the bastard! Bagayalu!"
...Haha, looking at him looking so lively and energetic, he may not be dead for a while, after all, his blood power is an absolute defense!
"I told you I'm out of battery!!"
Rin kicked him in the calf: "Don't bully brother!" Her soft little face was full of stubbornness, which made me laugh. At this moment, she was like a calf guard...Eh? Wait a minute!
All in all, Rin is so cute like this!... In fact, she is cute all the time!
I took this opportunity to escape from Qiu Wei's clutches and ran several meters away. He was still in a daze. In fact, the kick did not cause any harm to him - mainly mentally.
If he was still stunned, he might get hit by a car. This time I wouldn't be as lucky as before, but I didn't dare to go over. What if he came back to his senses and continued to pinch me? I have thin arms and thin legs.
But I can't control him. His heart ailments require heart medicine. It seems that I have to give him a strong dose of medicine...
"I'm sorry for what happened just now. I fell down and pushed you out accidentally... Are you okay? I didn't expect that I have the ability to fall on the ground..." I said, holding my hand playfully and cutely
He raised his right fist above his head, bent his wrist, and lightly hit his head: "Hey hey~!"
Although my description may not be vivid enough, I think if you watch enough anime, you will not be unfamiliar with this action... I am a man who does it, and to put it simply - it is so disgusting.
The specific manifestation is that after Qiu Wei saw this action, he spit out a mouthful of old blood on the spot. He wanted to poke his eyes and look up to the sky and roar: What did I do wrong to make me see this!?
I think there is a saying that is very good, that is, "I'm ugly and I can't see, but it's you who are disgusting anyway..." I deeply agree. This sentence is similar to "Let others tell you to go your own way."
Wonderful, but I don’t know how much deeper my ideological realm is than the latter, so I will not be timid at all when it comes to disgusting others. Even if I injure the enemy a thousand and lose eight hundred to myself, then I still make two hundred, isn’t it? Like
When Nan Xiaocai tried to mock me with a piece of women's clothing, that's what I did...
Thinking of this, I was suddenly shocked. Although I made two hundred that time, I also unlocked the achievement title of "Abnormal", which also caused Nan Xiaocai's favorability to drop sharply...
It turns out that it’s not the world that’s wrong, it’s me.
I heard that a good writer should do three things: first, create characters, second, write good stories, and third, convey values... I am not a good writer, but at least the third point, I can tell you clearly...
——When you are indecisive, think about what I did...and then do the opposite, absolutely right!
In this way, I can be considered one-third of a good writer...
"Li Shifei!! Today I want to eliminate harm for the people. No matter who comes, it won't work!!" Qiu Wei roared angrily and rushed towards me. He was like a human tank, and his violent momentum scared the entire road.
It was silent - the drivers didn't even dare to blow their horns.
I can understand his anger. If I were to see such a disgusting person unexpectedly, I would not be able to help but want to kill someone... Hey! What's wrong with me, I'm just disgusting. Anyway, I can't see you. (Facts have proved that bitch can
Infectious)
Fortunately, Rin and I shared the same hatred and stared angrily at Qiu Wei who was in a daze. We did not see this scene of the collapse of the worldview, which can be considered a blessing among misfortunes...
When I pulled Lin up, I just said "run". In the process, I continued to taunt me vigorously: "You chase me, and if you catch up with me, I will make you hey hey hey."
But after saying that, I felt a little inappropriate. After all, two men were chasing each other on the street and saying such ambiguous lines. It was hard not to think of something, even if I was holding a cute girl in my hand.
Loli...this makes it more complicated!
So I quickly stopped and shouted seriously: "Stop!"
As expected, Qiu Wei stopped, panting like an ox, and stared at me in confusion.
Then I ran away...and was almost caught up!
After chasing and playing (?) all the way, we finally arrived at the hotel at our original destination.
Qiu Wei was as tired as a dog, lying on the ground panting non-stop. He was able to get here purely because of his murderous aura. I didn't expect that he was weaker than me.
But he still refused to admit defeat and shouted: "Li...Li Shifei...I tell...I tell you, today...I will definitely kill you...it doesn't matter who comes...it doesn't work!"
I walked over and patted his back to cheer him up, and said helplessly: "Yes, no one can help. Rin, come and persuade him."
Lin came to Qiu Wei and said in a Ru voice: "Can you please stop bullying my brother?"