45. English is used to deceive word count, don't read it
I actually sold a rose for 9,000 yuan, and it didn’t support micropayment! But I still bought one because I thought it was worth the price! For no other reason than seeing the satisfied smile on the little lolita’s face.
Worth it!
This rose was as red as blood, and its fragrant aroma went straight into my nose, as if it had just been picked. It made me very happy, so I bought one. But after I bought it, I felt confused when I held it in my hand.
No, I don’t have a girlfriend!!
"Brother, is she your friend?" Akarin, who had been disconnected for a long time, finally reconnected. As soon as she got online, she said one of her classic lines - in view of her nonexistent characteristics and the fact that she just wanted to deceive.
, I want to change her name.
"Everyone I can talk to is my friend, right?" I came to this conclusion.
However, Rin unintentionally solved a problem for me as soon as she came online. I casually handed the flower to her hand and said easily: "Here, I'll give it to you."
Rin happily took the rose: "Wai! It smells so good! Thank you, brother! Is this delicious?"
I said with empty eyes: "It's better not to give it up, after all, flowers are the biological organs of plants..." There are probably not more than ten people in the world who can say such embarrassing words...
"It can't be eaten..." Rin looked very disappointed. She didn't listen to the second half of my sentence at all. After she understood that it couldn't be eaten, she was no longer interested in this beautiful rose. "What's the use of that?"
In your world, inedible food is equal to useless! Then the earth under your feet might as well explode!
Lin said seriously: "The earth can grow a lot of delicious things, which is very important!"
Unexpectedly, she has reached the advanced level of seeing the essence through phenomena. I am the one who caught her...
"However, although roses cannot be eaten, they still have various functions. For example, they can be used to make money, they can say things that others dare not say, and so on..." I heard from Lin
She took the bright flower back into her hand, pinched off the green rhizome, leaving the bright red petals, and pinned it on her right ponytail: "It's very cute."
Lin's face turned slightly red: "Is it...?"
I wonder if you have realized anything from this plot? Yes! A reproductive organ hidden in underwear can only be an obscene and indescribable thing, but what about the other way around? As long as it can bloom like a flower, it can make people bloom.
Your life has been sublimated as a whole! Therefore, please stop deliberately suppressing your body and mind, and bravely liberate yourself! Let the whole world see how dazzling you are when you honestly show yourself at this moment!
——NO_Pants, start from you, start from me.
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After such a small episode, I finally adjusted my mood and had the courage to move forward. I took out my mobile phone and called Chengnan Guo...
"Sorry, the number you dialed is not in the service area..."
Call Nan Xiaocai...
This time it finally got through! I almost burst into tears with joy, and then I heard Nan Xiaocai’s lazy voice coming from the phone’s speaker: “Hello~?”
I said excitedly: "Yeah!"
Phone: "Dududu."
Hang up...
I am worried! I feel uncomfortable! I want to cry! This time I really failed before I even started...
I was mentally prepared for them to refuse to fight with me, but I never thought that someone would hang up on me as soon as they heard my voice?
My unknown anger suddenly ignited. Even if you misunderstand me as a pervert, you still don't give me face! If a tiger doesn't show off its power, do you really think I'm a husky? Today I will transform into Tai Ritian to make you regret coming.
to this world!
So I made another call, and as soon as I got through, I started to curse. I was so impressed by the speed of my speech, and it was not a simple Chinese-style curse, but a soul whisper of freeing up thoughts and dreams... What exactly was it?
You're scolding... just let your thoughts fly, your dreams and imagination...
This is called stream of consciousness.
PS: "Stream of consciousness" is a writing method with vagueness and generality as the core used by Internet writer Hengshu. He uses a general way to blur over the content that he wants to express but is not good enough to express, and then summarizes the rest.
Give it to a thousand Hamlets...
I cursed for several minutes, during which the other party seemed to want to say something but was drowned out by my barrage of words. However, I had to be merciful and merciful, so I finally stopped my offensive.
Then I heard her say: "...ched_dial. Sorry, the number you dialed is empty, Sorry_the number_you..."
orz she blocked me...
I should have thought that she would not answer my call at all, not to mention listening to me scolding me for so long. I am worried! I feel uncomfortable! I want to cry! This time, I failed before I even started...
Not daring to hold out any hope, I made the last call.
"Hello?"
When that familiar and clear voice came from the microphone, I burst into tears and sobbed: "Xiao Wu... I am Li Shifei..."
"Yeah, what's wrong?" Her voice sounded a little surprised.
If it were me, I would be surprised too...
I stopped the tears of emotion and got to the point: "So, are you free now? I have something I want to talk to you about." In fact, I just asked her if she would like to go back to the suburban village for training for a month.
It’s a big deal that I could ask her over the phone during the Throne Contest later (it’s twenty-nine days now), but I still asked her whereabouts because I had to... pay back the money, but I guess you all forgot.
There is such a thing, but I am different, I am an honest person!
In fact, Zhi ○ Bao can figure out things like repaying money, but I still asked about her whereabouts because I wanted to repay her in person... Oh, I said so much just because I wanted to see her.
After all...she is the most beautiful person I have ever seen...
Nan Xiaocai's beauty can be summed up in the following words: youth, vitality, playfulness...eh? Aren't these words used to describe appearance?
——Stream of consciousness! Do you understand stream of consciousness?
The person in charge of big breasts in H city can be summed up in the following words: big breasts, big breasts, big European style, big_beast...
Rin is: naturally silly, loli, cute...
And Dance of the Clouds is even simpler... just one word: beautiful! - I just don't have enough words, how many words should I confidently lie about!?
At this moment, I am exhausted both physically and mentally, and I urgently need such an angelic girl to soothe my young heart.
"Okay!" Yun Zhiwu didn't ask anything, gave me 100% trust, and directly told me her current address: "I am..."
Beep——! A large truck whizzed past, and the loud sound of the horn covered the voice of the angel... In short, I didn't hear clearly what Yun Zhiwu said.
I had no choice but to ask again shamelessly.
"I am here……"
Beep——! A low whistle came from the speaker of the mobile phone. The dull tone sounded like the roar of a giant beast... In short, I still didn't hear it clearly.
According to Mahler Gobi, why are there big trucks in the city?!