Really, I didn’t expect to be threatened by a little brat before I left, so we hate brats the most.
"Are you right, little...eh? Where is the person?"
I looked around blankly, only to find that the spacious school road was full of scattered, unknown pedestrians... The girl whose smile captivated me had gone somewhere.
Sure enough, you still hate me... You actually left without saying a word...
"Brother, are you looking for that beautiful big sister just now? She went that way." Rin suddenly walked up to me and pointed in a direction, and in that direction, a familiar figure disappeared around the corner.
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Rin looked at me rushing after me and asked curiously: "Brother, are you happy?"
I subconsciously used Thunder God's Coming. How fast was my speed? I ran to the corner in just a moment, but I paused for a moment when I heard Rin's voice.
Am I happy? It seems so. The corners of my mouth are raised, outlining an expression called "laughing". This should be a sign of happiness, so... what am I happy about? Thinking like this, in my mind
Nan Xiaocai’s clever words, smile, and exquisite face appeared just now...
Did I fall in love with her at first sight?
Although there are many prejudices such as "men can't think about anything except sex" and "men only think with their lower bodies". To be honest, I was very angry when I saw these arguments, but when I think about it carefully... it seems...
There is nothing wrong...
It's very sad but... I am one of those drug addicts who just sit around and get confused orz...
Don't look at me like this, in fact, I usually do some indescribable things to Lin's barren figure. As for why I don't do something substantial, of course it's not because I'm incompetent, but based on my experience...the girl who came to my door.
——Absolutely not push!
Anyway, I read a lot of anime and novels like this, and I don’t know why...
But it wasn't because of that smile that I fell in love with her at first sight.
"Brother, are you thinking about something very perverted again?" Rin complained to me expressionlessly.
...It’s because of the expression, right! It’s because of the expression, right! I know! I know, so I will buy a mask and wear it in the future! Please don’t complain about me like this anymore!
"Accept the punishment of justice, pervert!"
I was thinking about why I was so happy. When I was about to run around the corner, I suddenly heard a shout and two soft objects hit me head-on. Because of the suddenness of the incident, I didn’t even see clearly what I was hit by.
When he arrived, he was thrown to the ground by a huge force. He felt something cold on his face. When he touched his nose, he actually had nosebleeds?!
So powerful! A GTA attack?
Looking up, what comes into view is that smiling face, a smile that never gets tired of no matter how many times I see it...
This smile will be protected by me!
Just when I was thinking this, the owner of the smile took out a knife from nowhere and stabbed me directly in the chest!
"I'm sorry, Pervert-san, but this is what I have to do."
Hey, wait! Do we have some misunderstanding? Even if I am a pervert, I should have the right to live! Why do you look down on perverts!
"It's over...don't you refute that you are a pervert anymore...but even if you are a pervert, Rin will always support your brother!"
What are you mixing in?
I'm really getting more and more confused. First I was a psychopath, and then I turned into a pervert inexplicably. More and more strange attributes are exposed. Wouldn't the author who writes such an article in the first person feel ashamed?
?Or...this is his nature?
After all, it was more important to save my life. I quickly used the technique of rolling on the spot to avoid this stab, but the opponent did not stop at this blow. I had to use the "secret technique: rolling repeatedly!" to avoid this blow.
Continuously stabbing, while shouting urgently: "Can I ask why?"
The other party stopped and looked around a few times, but the air turned gray because of my secret skills. She couldn't see the scene two meters away. On the contrary, looking from the outside, this place was also covered in dust.
After confirming again and again that no one would see her, she took a slight breath and took out a white cloth object, but it was stuffed back after an instant, she replaced it with a mobile phone, and then said: "Okay.
Let me make it clear to you."
"Thank you, thank you..."
The mobile phone is protected by a cute pink condom. Sure enough, when it comes to girls, pink is the color!
The screen lights up, and as the lock screen wallpaper is a very cute little loli. The little loli stands in front of a landscape and looks at the camera with a smile. Her big black eyes are also super cute...so cute!
But if I see other men using this kind of pictures as wallpapers, I might think of him as a pervert, but what’s going on with Nan Xiaocai? Do you particularly like children?
Nan Xiaocai quickly unlocked the phone screen, and my doubts were suppressed. This time, the desktop wallpaper was a beautiful girl. The girl had an angry expression on her face and ran towards the camera angrily...
I don’t think I’m too familiar with this expression. Isn’t it Nan Xiaocai?
Until now, I didn’t know why I felt Nan Xiaocai was weird today, because the beauty next to me was not Nan Xiaocai at all! Nan Xiaocai’s European style is not so big!
It stands to reason that I should be able to tell at a glance that the beautiful woman next to her has a high mountain posture compared to Nan Xiaocai's cliff. But since I understood that there is such a thing as colored contact lenses in this world, in order to prevent it from causing trouble, I
A joke like that, and after a bit of modern common sense, I learned about a kind of surgery called breast augmentation...
That's right, the real Nan Xiaocai won't look down on me at all. She should take a detour when she sees me...
"Sure enough, sister is right, you are a pervert~" Sister Nan smiled, opened QQ on her mobile phone, clicked on a chat box with the note "Lovely sister" and showed me the chat history...
——You first kill that pervert behind you before you come to see me, otherwise you will never want to see me again in this life!
"Are you being followed by a pervert?" I glanced behind me subconsciously, and then I realized...this pervert is talking about me!
By this time the dust had almost dispersed, so Sister Nan raised the sinful knife again, and I quickly lay down and continued to use the "Secret Technique: Repeated Rolling!"...
There is no sense of violation and.
"Hey! Wait a minute! I'm actually not a pervert..." At this point, I suddenly realized that I didn't know how to defend myself, because I couldn't produce any evidence that I wasn't a pervert... so where could I find it?
This kind of evidence exists! No one in the world can produce it!
But how clever am I? This little problem can’t trouble me at all!
"You misunderstood, actually I am not a pervert..."
"It's just a lunatic!!"
PS: The title of this chapter is actually a menu, which answers a certain sentence of Li Shifei in this chapter.