"I don't want to die because I have such a lovely sister!" My sister Nan Xingli refused decisively without any hesitation. She pointed her index finger on her red cherry mouth and said with a rosy face: "Unless...unless you kiss me!"
"Ahhhhh!" I don't know how to kiss! I say this every time, but every time I don't die honestly!
Nan Xiaocai felt like she was going to collapse. Why did it happen like this?
Today is obviously a beautiful and sunny day. It is only right to have a beautiful day!
As long as she thought about not having to spend a month with that pervert day and night, Nan Xiaocai felt very happy, so she mercifully decided to agree to the request from her sister who she hadn't seen for a long time to have afternoon tea together. Of course, it wasn't because she hadn't seen him for a long time.
I agreed because I missed her a little. I just couldn’t stand the way she begged and couldn’t help but sympathize with her!
"I hope the sister I haven't seen for a long time can become a little normal." Before setting off to the agreed meeting place at Capital University, Nan Xiaocai also prayed to God devoutly.
If it's just such a small wish, the gods should help, right...?
——However, it turns out that there is no god in this world. If there is... it's best not to let me see him! Otherwise... crackle!
"I don't know how to kiss!" Nan Xiaocai looked at her sister who was looking at her expectantly. She cursed the Lord in her heart and thought about just walking away. She didn't really want to have afternoon tea anyway...
…
Finally Nan Xiaocai sighed, forget it, it’s only one afternoon, let’s just let it go and satisfy my sister’s wish... After all, she is also my sister...
That's right, just one afternoon...
But... why does this pervert appear here!
"Ha~?!" The pervert made an exaggerated expression that made people want to punch him. "What do you mean, why am I here? I should be the one to ask this question, right? I'm not here.
I was out for a walk, and you two suddenly rushed out, beat me up, and wanted to kill me...could it be that you were following me?"
Wow! He was actually beaten upside down!
The more I thought about it, the angrier I became. I couldn't help but give this pervert another knee bump, but when I was about to hit him, I didn't know why I took it back. I could only hum and said: "If I hadn't accidentally hit you before,
If you haven't compensated you for your loss, I would have beaten you to death, you pervert!"
"Hey, hey, how unreasonable are you? Even perverts have human rights, okay?"
"No, all perverts in the world must die!"
"Wait a minute." Nan Xingli suddenly frowned and interrupted our conversation, "Did you happen to see this perverted body after breaking down the door? He happened to be changing clothes?"
"No!" I yelled directly at this hopeless sister, but after yelling, I realized that the pervert also said the same thing as me. It was so disgusting, as disgusting as eating a fly.
Nan Xingli took a deep breath, as if he had made a decision: "In this case, I will leave you alone. How dare you use your dirty body to stain the eyes of my lovely sister... Go to hell!
"She didn't know where she took out a knife and stabbed the pervert... Huh? Why should I use it?
Although I really want Nan Xingli to stab this pervert to death, why does it seem wrong the more I think about it?
"I told you I didn't see it!" The pervert shouted the same sentence as me again.
"You pervert, can you shut up? Why do you always imitate me?"
"I'll give you the same words! Have you even been deprived of the right to speak after your successor persuaded me? Also, even if you insist on calling me a pervert, can you please remove the word 'death'? Eh? Isn't that the joke?
I've already played it...ah, there are too many flaws to mention! Why is the first person in this chapter not me? Am I not the protagonist?!" The pervert looked very crazy and said.
A lot of meaningless words came, and then he yelled: "Don't interrupt! If you don't speak, no one will think you are Akarin!"
I almost forgot that this pervert is also a psychopath.
"!!" Nan Xingli suddenly stopped her thorn-like attack, as if she remembered something terrible. Her breathing suddenly became rapid, and her fair and flawless face also became flushed. I suddenly felt
I had a bad premonition...
"Speaking of which, Xiao Caicai has always hated calling you a pervert. Pervert means... you have already done such and such things to my lovely sister?!" Nan Xingli rushed forward.
When he got in front of the pervert, he held down his shoulders and shook him as hard as he could. His red eyes were like an evil ghost: "Ahhhh! Damn it! Even I have never done any of these things!"
What on earth is it like to be like this or that! Being your sister! That’s not possible!
At this time, the pervert laughed noncommittally, "Hey hey hey", and Nan Xingli became even more angry...
And I am too angry to be angry...
Although it is the hottest afternoon of the day, there is still a lot of traffic in the Capital College. The story that the few of us have written here, which is almost 1,500 words, has naturally been noticed by many people. In other words...
…We were mobbed.
When you are surrounded by 360-degree crowds and sights, you can experience what the animals in the zoo feel like. I'd better run away while these two perverts are entangled!
Behind me was a confused-looking man.jpg, blocking my retreat. I had no choice but to go around him, but he suddenly stretched out his hand to stop me, and continued to ask with a confused face: "Wait a minute,
Can I ask who of you is Miss Nan Xingli?"
Huh? Are you here to see Nan Xingli?
"It's like this. We were ordered to kidnap the eldest lady of the Nan family, but...who is it between you two?"
Helping others is my hobby. Who makes me such a kind-hearted and cute girl? I happen to know the question he asked, so let me tell you with compassion!
"It's just..." Wait? Kidnapping?
Aren't kidnappings usually done by grabbing a sack and putting it into a van while the person is not paying attention? How can it be so aboveboard?!
"Your reflex arc is too long! And the focus of your attention is wrong!" The pervert got rid of his sister's entanglement and ran over to complain to me. Then he said to the confused face: "You are looking for Nan Xingli, right?
?Well, it's the one over there with the big breasts. As for this airport... I'm just passing by, right? It's a coincidence that he has such a similar face."
Nan Xingli also came over and said, "That's right, it's me. Come and tie me up. Come and tie me up. Although this flat-chested guy is super cute, he's just a passerby. He happens to have a face exactly like mine."
The confused face was thoughtful: "It turned out to be someone passing by..."
Although what they say is true, don’t believe it!
"Damn it, one or two of them are talking to themselves. They are obviously just two perverts... If you want to tie me up, just tie me up, Mr. Kidnapper! If you tie up this pervert and go back, your hands will be dirty.
!”
The corners of my eyes seemed to be filled with tears from the anger of these two perverts. They always said unnecessary things and did unnecessary things all day long... I just want the perverts to just die for me!
The confused face fell into a state of confusion again because of my words...
"Idiot! Can't you tell they are two sisters? I didn't expect there will be a buy one get one free service this time. B17, please bring them back quickly, we have been targeted!" However, the confused headset suddenly transmitted
There was such a sound, the volume was so loud that we could hear it clearly.
After hearing the instructions from his superiors, the confused man became furious and said, "How dare you people lie to me?!"
We really feel sorry for this society for deceiving a mentally retarded and immoral person...
"No, no, no, we didn't lie to you. This flat-chested guy is really just passing by. Use your underdeveloped brain and think about it. How could such a big family like their Nan family raise such a malnourished person?
Coming from the airport?" The pervert is still struggling, but why are these words so weird?
"Li Shifei, go to hell!"
"Stop doing this, brothers, do it."
The kidnappers swarmed around us. After I electrocuted two people, I was helpless and was drowned in the enemy's sea of people.
"Why do you think you can't understand people's words?!"
Boom! As if to match the perverted roar, the crowd in front of him flew out inexplicably.
"Let her go."
When he got in front of me, I realized that it was not out of nowhere, but that he was punching one after another, and everyone was flying out after being hit by him. The bright red color on his body was the enemy's blood.
"Let her go."
He repeated it again, his eyes as cold as a ghost coming out of hell.
The two kidnappers who were holding me loosened their grip involuntarily.
What... he's obviously a pervert... but he's actually quite reliable?
boom!
There was a muffled sound, and the pervert who was smiling at me with his white teeth one moment fell to the ground the next moment, and behind him was a paralyzed man holding a wooden stick.
I take back what I just said! It must be unreliable!
However, the matter was not over yet. The pervert who fell to the ground and fell into coma suddenly...