"Idiot! Doesn't shouting so loudly expose our position?" I covered Nan Xiaocai's mouth to prevent her from making a sound.
That's right, we are still hiding in the grass late at night not to fight in the wild, but to ambush for the possible thief!
Not far away from us, under the eaves, Nan Xiaocai's fat legs were swaying and spinning in the comfortable night breeze.
Today's suburban village is still a suburban village, but it is no longer the suburban village before. At this moment, murderous intentions are everywhere, crises are hidden, and the seemingly calm surface is full of undercurrents. All of this is for the moment that perverted thief appears.
Prepare to kill him!
Originally, my plan was that I would be the only one keeping vigil, and the others could just sit back and wait for work. However, Nan Xiaocai was worried that I would be stealing from others, so she also joined the vigil team. Of course, this was completely unnecessary. Although my
Sometimes my brain circuit is a little bit strange, but there is still an insurmountable gap between me and a psychopath. After all, I can't imagine how the pervert uses the fat-stealing method. Can he wear it?
?But to put it this way...the texture of nylon, the smoothness of silk, and the softness of pure cotton...the women's underwear seems...pretty good?
I knew no one would believe me no matter what I said, so I didn't stop her. Besides...it was a long night, and it was good to have someone to accompany me.
The light suddenly came on in the window next to him. Villager A opened the window and yelled: "It's so noisy! Are you going to stop letting people sleep?"
I quickly released my hand covering Nan Xiaocai's mouth and waved to Villager A to apologize: "Yes, I'm sorry..."
After Nan Xiaocai broke free from the restraints, she quickly stood up: "I'm going back to sleep. Half the village has been woken up by you. Only fools will fall for this bait operation, right?" She walked straight towards the bait, since she was not ready to continue.
To carry out a battle plan, she would naturally take back this bait, and she is not an exhibitionist.
"etc……"
I couldn't finish what I said, because at this moment... a sudden change occurred!
"Hahahahaha..." A burst of wild laughter suddenly came from above. Following the sound, we looked up and saw a slightly tolerant figure on the roof under the moonlight.
"That, that is?!"
Damn, the perverted thief showed up at this time?!
He folded his arms across his chest and faced us. The clothes he was wearing were nothing out of the ordinary. They were just clothes that ordinary people would wear, but his face clearly revealed his true nature. Not that he was
He looks very wretched, but his face cannot be seen at all, because his face is covered with a pair of pure white pants stolen from someone who knows where!
This fat person is definitely not Nan Xiaocai, at least I can be sure of this, which is why Nan Xiaocai is still able to remain calm at the moment.
This is really a twists and turns. I thought that the plan had been exposed and all the previous efforts had been in vain, but I didn't expect that the other party still appeared in our sight. But...since the other party dared to appear so arrogantly...in my heart
Suddenly I had a bad premonition.
"Hahahaha... You seem to have prepared a lot for me, but..." he said, jumping off the roof with a beautiful backflip, but he did not fall to the ground as he expected.
Instead, they were gliding and flying firmly towards the bait we had laid out. "In the light of hope that exists in this numb mechanical reality, I am moving towards the light...never be afraid!"
Oops! This guy is a blood user, and he can also fly!
"You pervert... what do you want to do to my young lady's fatness?!" Nan Xiaocai suddenly couldn't calm down, and burst out with shocking murderous intent. Electricity shone all over her body, and her blood power was already fully activated.
Then she ran towards the bait faster than the opponent's gliding speed. At the same time, her hands began to accumulate all the blood energy in her body, preparing to send out the strongest electrotherapy!
"N-Nani?!" The pervert couldn't calm down anymore and started to panic. However, he did not have the ability to change direction on his own in mid-air. At this moment, he was only relying on inertia to float toward his destination.
And then... Nan Xiaocai disappeared over the horizon...
By the way, the current suburban villages are... full of traps...
Due to limitations in site, materials, technology, etc., I could only arrange to lay out this most primitive pit trap. In fact, what I wanted to get was some kind of infantry mine, a line-traveling mine, etc., but I expected that the other party would only
He's just a lowly underwear thief, and a simple pit trap would probably be enough.
What I didn't expect was that the other party could actually fly, and it was one of my own who caught the trap.
At first, we thought that the quality was not enough, so with the help of all the primary school students in the suburban village, we dug countless holes. To be honest, I don’t know which place is safe and which place is dangerous...
But it doesn’t matter. If I’m smart, I’ve already budgeted for this situation, so I asked Yun Zhiwu to draw a topographic map of the suburban village and mark the location of each trap on it. The perverted thief has lost his altitude advantage and has traps.
I, who made the layout...have already won!
I quickly took out the map from my pocket and shouted: "Who can see the map clearly in the middle of the night!"
"It's really dangerous..." At this time, the perverted thief finally reached his destination and held the bait in his hand. "Now, I have the future in my hands!"
I was watching with eyes wide open, but there was nothing I could do. I was not even a hundred meters away from him, but I didn't dare to act rashly, because if even I fell into the trap at this moment, it would be really doomed.
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Besides...it's not time to fight GG yet!
Whoa, whoa...! From the dark place where the moonlight could not shine, three more figures suddenly appeared and surrounded the perverted thief. It was Qiu Wei, Liao Zhong, and Cheng Nan Guo!
"Wha, what?"
Yes, although my battle plan is to let everyone except me rest tonight and wait for work, this is just an appearance. No matter how concealed our trap is, there will still be too much movement after all. If the other party is a little more cautious, they will not pry.
We don’t have our battle plan. After all, my battle plan is distributed to every primary school student. It’s not easy to understand the contents, so I can only arrange a secret move!
And my secret hand comes into play at this moment!
Faced with heavy siege and the three men who are pressing every step of the way, the perverted thief...has no way of retreating!
And then...the three of them disappeared over the horizon...
By the way, the current suburban villages are... full of traps...