"Monster~" The people at the scene were in a mess when they saw Er Donkey talking. After all, it was so damn scary to see animals talking. It was such a mess. At first, when Lin Pingzhi said that Er Lin could talk, Er Donkey
He never spoke, and everyone just thought it was a joke, but now that Erlu can really talk, everyone was scared to death.
"Quiet!" There was no other way. He shouted in the end, shaking the scene: "Look at your unseen expressions. Aren't you just a talking donkey? You are worse than Jingzhi and Xin'er!"
"Hehehe, I caught you!"
"Hmm, I've got the mirror paper too~ Hehehe~"
"Xiao Xin'er, you two naughty children, can you please stop scratching the hair on my tail?" Seeing the young lady and brother scratching the hair on my tail behind her, looking very happy, the two donkeys and one donkey
Zhang Lu's face was full of frustration.
In fact, I don’t know why, but the two little kids were willing to catch Er Donkey’s tail. It wasn’t until they grew up that they found out, because they found the tail swishing back and forth, which was very interesting. Er Donkey used to play with them.
, either carry them on your back and walk around, or just like a puppy, put your tail in your butt, lie on the ground and let the two naughty children climb up and down on you.
"Mom, Mom, come and have fun!" Lin Jingzhi, a naughty boy, happily pulled the two donkeys by their tails and swung there.
"Jingzhi quickly let go, don't fall~" This look frightened his mother so much that she hurriedly ran over and held the naughty child in her arms, fearing that he would not be able to hold it and fall.
"Hey, hey, mom, don't worry. What do my brother and I like to play the most? He can't fall to us at all. Brother Erlu is so kind to us!" I don't know when I climbed on Erlu and rode Erlu.
The little Xin'er on the neck happily told her mother.
"Oh my god, Brother Nan, come here and take care of them!"
"Oh~" At this time, Lin Zhennan's mind was still buzzing. Donkeys can really talk, and they also drink wine and eat meat. What did his wife say to him? He didn't hear clearly at all.
"Oh shit, you~" Sister, seeing her brother-in-law's look like that, she was going to go crazy~
"Okay, sister, when these two naughty kids come to my place to play, they will torment Erlu. They are almost used to playing like this. Erlu is very spiritual, and she is smarter than most people.
"Gao, don't worry, don't make a fuss!" What should I say? If I don't stop it, it is possible that my sister will throw the child to me to kill my brother-in-law. After so many years of contact, not only Lin Pingzhi, but also many people in the escort agency
People are infected by my modern words, such as: No, no, your sister, he, I believe your evil, you are such a bad old man! There are also some swear words, but my sister is
They are not allowed to say it, but these rough old men who licked the blood on the Xiang Lake like these words very much, because many times they are full of heroic spirit, and even swearing is very relaxing. For example: WQNMLGB and so on...
"Brother, your sister and I have little education, please don't lie to me~" Looking at my sister's eyes full of suspicion, I was very speechless.
"Brother Erlu, your food and drinks are here. If Xin'er doesn't come down quickly, brother Erlu is about to eat~" At this time, Lin Pingzhi, who had gone to serve Erluqiu with food and drinks, came back with the food and wine. He looked at his sister,
He was playing on Er Donkey's neck. Er Donkey was afraid that the child would fall, so he could only straighten his neck, so he asked his sister to come down.
"Sister, look! How can any of the children be afraid of Erlu? Moreover, your son has gone out to explore these years, saying he is studying and traveling, and you are still worried. In fact, Erlu has been accompanying and protecting him, as well as his brother-in-law and the others.
When I was walking, I was riding a donkey with me and I had never encountered a ferocious beast like before. It was also related to Er Donkey. She is a special existence in this world. Even spiritual beasts are monsters. Don’t look at him eating them.
Meat, but don’t worry, he doesn’t dare to eat human food without my order~” After saying the last sentence, I regretted it, as expected.
"Why does he still eat people?" His voice broke. Sister Xin, this voice was too sudden. The people who had been calmed down by me just looked at it as a novelty at first, and found that Erlu was not in any danger, so they all went back.
We went to eat and drink, but now we were all frightened by Sister Xin's voice.
"Shh~ sister, please keep your voice down!" There are some things that others cannot know, so I quickly asked Sister Xin not to yell too loudly.
Jingzhi, who is more than two years old and already very sensible, saw me talking like this and immediately covered his mother's mouth with his little hands. His little face was full of seriousness. That little look was really rare.
"Okay, okay, I just told my sister about the magic of Erlu. My sister was very surprised. Xiao Xin'er came down to eat, and Erlu went to eat at the same time~" Because Sister Xin's voice was very sharp, a lot of
If the person is telling the truth and didn't hear clearly, he should be reassured quickly. Don't spread some strange things to others to avoid causing unnecessary trouble in the future. After all, I also said that Erlu is a very magical existence. After this time
Many young boys, girls, and children tried their best to talk to Erlu, but Erlu was so treacherous. Everyone who wanted to talk to her had to prepare good food for him, so there would be many
Everything the children were reluctant to eat went into Er Donkey's mouth.
"Okay, Master, come on, Pingzhi will bring the food and wine over there, and I'll go and have a clean meal by myself..." After saying that, he walked in front of me as if he didn't recognize his relatives. My nephew, Lin Pingzhi, looked like a little kid.
Like a eunuch, he followed behind with wine and food. The scene was so irritating to the eyes just by looking at it.
People's ability to accept strange and weird things is very strong. When habits become natural, seeing strange things will no longer be surprising and becomes a common thing. Moreover, people are also very strong in one thing, that is, they have a strong forgetfulness. This may still be unforgettable today.
Love, maybe I won’t remember who you are tomorrow..
A month and a half later, an incident spread throughout the world and shocked the entire martial arts world. That was that the Qingcheng sect was wiped out with blood. The entire Qingcheng sect was bleeding like a river, leaving no one alive. When someone discovered the body,
It all stunk, and it was only then that people discovered that Yu Canghai turned out to be a dwarf...
The tragedy of annihilation occurred. Martial arts people were inquiring in many ways, and the court was also trying to find someone. However, more than half a year later, there were no clues, and the world returned to a superficial calm.
It’s the end of another year. On this day, the Zhenyuan Escort Bureau is filled with joy. Red lanterns are hung in front of the door, and door gods are posted on the door. Children are running around in new clothes holding fireworks and firecrackers. Women are in the kitchen:
Steaming, frying, boiling, pan-frying, and performing 18 different tricks in the kitchen. Famous snacks and delicacies from all over the world are brought out one by one from the huge kitchen of the Zhenyuan Escort Agency. The whole courtyard of the Escort Agency is filled with
Filled with the fragrance of delicious food, this year is a glorious year for Zhenyuan Escort Bureau, a bumper year, a happy year, performance is rising steadily, and a lot of money is made, and as a salted fish
My sister and brother-in-law arranged a job for me: hand out red envelopes, each worth five taels to adults and children.
As soon as you enter the gate of Zhenyuan Escort Bureau, there is a huge screen, which is also called a shadow wall in some places. I spent a lot of money to build this shadow wall after the Qingcheng sect was wiped out. The hollow pictures on it are like the Great Wall stretching for thousands of miles.
Above, an eagle with spread wings is soaring high in the sky, overlooking the earth. This has a nice name: Soaring upward, traveling thousands of miles.
In fact, others don’t understand that this is a Feng Shui wall. Don’t forget, I am a Taoist priest, and I am also a successful Taoist priest.
Now I am sitting on the back of this screen. There is one person on the left and one on the right. As long as they are people from our Zhenyuan Escort Agency, they are all from our Zhenyuan Escort Bureau. Regardless of whether they are adults or children, they all have money: "Xiao Xin'er, you and Jing
Isn’t this the fifth time we’ve been here?”
Looking at these two little people in front of me, I unconsciously felt a little headache. Other children only came twice at most, but this little girl was better. She was already the fifth person to lead her brother from left to right.
She replied, maybe she felt that her uncle was out of his mind, but do you think I won’t recognize you if you change your clothes?
"Uncle, haven't you noticed? I've changed my clothes again~"
"You can see it! Your uncle and I are not Alzheimer's disease! So what?"
"Uncle, congratulations on getting rich, here is the red envelope!" He held his younger brother's right hand tightly with his left hand and stretched out his own left hand. Jingzhi, the brat, also imitated his sister and stretched out his left hand, looking at
These two little hands, which were slightly red from the cold, sighed: Oh, give me the money.
"Thank you, uncle x2~" The two little guys who got the money were very happy and thanked me very politely. Then they turned around and ran away. From the looks of it, they must have gone back to change clothes. Alas, my brain
Hey, my head hurts...
Fortunately, I am wealthy and have plenty of money, otherwise I would have let my brother-in-law and sister ruin me and go bankrupt on this day, because all the money I received was my money. Pingzhi, this stinky boy, really loved him in vain. He still lives with his father.
Mom, he told his mother the fact that I was very, very rich, and from then on, I had such a money-losing job.
As time passed, braziers were still lit around the yard, and a bonfire was set up in the middle of the yard. This is really unnecessary. Many customs in the north and south are used to celebrate such a happy New Year. But look
Looking at the two little guys who were jumping towards me holding hands, I couldn't help but feel pain in my head...
"Brother, this time you and your uncle are asking for money. The two of us need to save more now. The more we ask for, the more we save. We can buy delicious candies in the future. Do you remember?"
"Uh-huh, I need money to buy Tangtang, Tangtang is sweet~" The two little brothers were still counting things together as they walked. Pingzhi was helping to place things not far away, but his eyes kept looking towards me.
While watching, he would laugh very, very happily every time he saw me deflated. Brat, he didn’t even know how loud he laughed. You’ve been waiting for the Chinese New Year. Let’s see how I deal with you in the future~
This is exactly what it means: Frankly confess that there are many happy events,
A river of blood flowed from the Qingcheng faction.
Customs gather in the east, west, south and north,
Happy New Year.
How do you predict what will happen next? Let’s hear the explanation next time!
PS: It’s the weekend these two days. There are a lot of customers. I’m tired from work, so I haven’t updated. Now I have time to take a break and I’ll update a chapter. It’s the one from yesterday on the 30th. I’ll take a look at it later. If there are fewer customers, I’ll update it again.
The update is from today. If there are many customers, it will have to be updated tomorrow! (To be continued)