Section 3 Returning to Beijing to reminisce about the old days
Sunflower Patriarch Defu's speed is unparalleled in the world, so it doesn't matter that we set out with him at the same time, but when we walked out of Quanzhou City, this guy was on the official road and had already disappeared. There are more people, and it's dragging, and
On the way to Beijing, I have to train these people who have never received training into an army. Therefore, the speed on this journey will be even slower. If I go all out from Quanzhou, Fujian to Beijing, it will be too long.
It takes more than 20 days to arrive, but because we still have to train them, we have to walk for three and a half months.
But the results are also gratifying. Except for the elder leaders of the Mei sect who must testify, I have retained all the young and strong people, such as Linghu Chong of the Huashan sect. Now, he is already an official Jinyiwei general banner. This guy
He really deserves to be a son of the plane. After getting rid of his lazy tendons, he made very rapid progress. Three months of salary only left him a little money for drinks. The rest was all sent back to the Huashan Sect, while Ning Zhong
Ning Nuxia cried excitedly after receiving the money, and kept saying: "When his children grow up, they can make money to supplement the family income!"
Even Lao Yue, who was indifferent to emotions and anger, his eyes turned red after he really let go of his obsession. But the other disciples were unlucky, including Yue Lingshan, who looked like a child.
She is very beautiful, but she relies on the love of her parents and does not seek to improve herself. Now she is still under the control of her parents, and her daily practice time is doubled. At this time, their swordsmanship instructor is the famous Feng Qingyang.
, this is what I told Lao Yue when they were about to return to the Huashan Sect: "When the Huashan Sect crosses the cliff, there is an old antique from your sect alive. Please invite him down the mountain. Your strength should improve very quickly.
If he doesn't want to see you, just think about what I said to Liu Pu at that time, and tell him everything that our Ming Dynasty should not be bullied by foreigners, should not continue to have internal strife, and should stand on top of the world, and I am now
Let me tell you something, you must tell him: If you don’t understand this nonsense, next time I will personally go to the Huashan Sect and tear your old bones apart!"
Every time Yue Buqun thought of his uncle's surprised expression and the smelly look on his face, he couldn't help but want to laugh. Moreover, at this time, all the martial arts in Si Guo Cliff had been wiped out by Huashan.
Pai Yue Buqun took him into his arms and let go of his obsession. His Zixia magic was making rapid progress. She also received news a few days ago: Zuo Lengchan, the head of the Songshan sect, surrendered to the Imperial Guards and became a soldier.
The glorious royal family.
I am a human, not a real devil, so I have not cut off the inheritance of each sect. Except for the Shaolin Temple that I painted, these disciples of the Huashan sect really made Lao Yue look good, except for Linghu Chong, who has made the most progress
In addition, Lauderno and others are also progressing at a rapid pace. It seems that they are born with shit, and they have fucking failed in sword practice.
Looking around, there are a total of one hundred and twenty or thirty outstanding disciples of these sects. Including the Jin Yiwei led by me, the total number is less than 500, but everyone knows that the capital is the headquarters of the Jin Yiwei.
No matter how long the road is, as long as you are willing to walk, you will one day reach the end of the road. After walking for more than three months, looking at the magnificent city of Beijing in front of me, I couldn't help but think of the ancestral motto of the Ming Dynasty: Never cede land.
No compensation, no marriage, no tribute. The emperor guarded the country, and the king died in the country. They really did it. There was no emperor who surrendered in the Ming Dynasty. Even the emperor who subjugated his country, Emperor Chongzhen, finally hanged himself in Meishan. What is this?
Spirituality, integrity, alas, moral integrity are the most important things in the bones of the Chinese nation. No dynasty can surpass the Ming Dynasty.
"Enter the city~" I waved my hand and shouted.
"Here!" Four to five hundred people answered together, and the momentum of their voices could break through the clouds in the sky.
"Get out of the way, all the guards in uniform~" With a roar, the people who were queuing up to enter the city all moved to both sides, allowing these murderous demon kings with bloody hands to advance into the city.
Whooshing, 500 people quickly entered the city and went straight to the Jinyiwei command post at the foot of the imperial city, which is where I work. Except for me, the other two donkeys were all on Route 11, which was borrowed from the modern army. This is a military training method. When these people run, they have only one voice and are uniform.
"Subordinates, please greet your Majesty the Commander! Welcome home!" This is my deputy, the Jinyiwei command post, and he is in charge of thousands of households. He is the confidant I promoted in the Jinyiwei. Can you believe it? He turns out to be nothing more than It is a small general banner. In the past five or six years, he has firmly sat in the seat of Zhang Qianhu. He can be said to be my absolute confidant. There are several others who were promoted by me personally. Regarding what I did and the kindness I gave them, they were even closer to me than to the emperor. I did not set up a deputy commander because that thing would not work for me, and I would not know how to do it with the emperor. Give him a chance to remove me before my work is completed. The two of us have a gentleman's agreement.
"Okay, thank you brothers. You should all return to the command post first. I will go to the palace to meet the Holy Spirit soon and prepare the banquet. You don't have to wait for me. I may have to work after I come back. No one can drink it for me. too much?"
"Yes, sir!" This is necessary, one can bring us closer to each other, and the other can read my eyes and mouth, because I said the simplest thing, I need the harmony of the royal guards.
"Okay, Er Donkey, let's go into the palace!" While talking to Er Donkey, he turned the donkey's head and galloped towards the palace. The inspection post at the entrance of the palace was useless to me, so I entered directly. go.
"Oh, you~"
"Shh~ If you want to die, don't bother us. Can't you see that the gold medal on that donkey's head is like I'm here in person?"
"Who is that? So awesome?"
"Below that one person, and above tens of thousands of people, is the red man in front of the Emperor, Commander of the Imperial Guards, Master Chuchen!"
"Chuchen?"
"Stop prying around. Just remember that we should do our jobs honestly. This gentleman will not find fault with you. He is very easy-going. We will take over soon. Don't forget Remind me to tell the next brother who is standing guard that the lord has entered the palace again, hey hey hey hey!" At this point, the Imperial Guard who knew me couldn't help but make a pig's voice with joy.
"Why are you smiling so obscenely?"
"Don't pry around. As long as you know that every time this lord comes out, we will benefit. Okay, just go and stand guard. Everyone who enters the palace must be strictly investigated! Don't let go of any clues. Be careful. They entered the palace with sharp knives to assassinate the king and kill him!"
"Brother Emperor, I'm back. See you, Your Majesty. Long live my emperor." In the royal study, I pretended to salute him.
"Okay, okay, stop messing with these useless things. Tell me, what's fun? You all should step aside! Come and sit down quickly!" The emperor, who was sitting behind the dragon bookcase, waved his hand and asked people to wait on him. The eunuchs and maids all retreated, looking impatient in their tone.
"It's not much fun. By the way, have you collected all the things I sent back?"
"Hey, I really didn't expect these damn bald donkeys to be so rich. Converting all the gold and silver treasures into silver is even comparable to the total tax revenue of the Ming Dynasty for fifty-five years. To use what you often say, this
What is it called? What is it called one, one?"
"I'm so stupid, I can't remember anything!" I rolled my eyes and looked at this scratching head. He didn't look like the supreme person of the country at all, but looked like a child who got a fun toy and was very happy...
"Okay, come back in a hurry, I haven't eaten yet, please ask someone to get me something to eat!" I said carelessly, sitting on the dragon chair with the emperor, full of dissatisfaction and dissatisfaction with him.
said.
"Humph, who do you blame? I want you to be a powerful prince, but you won't do it? Do you have to be the commander of the Royal Guards? Why don't you let me tell the world~" He patted me on the shoulder again as he said that.
"Okay, how about not leaving old things in ink? If you don't get me something to eat when I'm hungry, I'll go find it myself! Go to the emperor's wife to file a complaint against you, saying that you abused her brother-in-law! And you also know that
This is not my ambition, didn’t I tell you?”
"How many years has it been? You came back suddenly with something that can prove your identity. Do you know how I cried when you were taken away by the old Taoist priest when you were a child?"
"Well, one day I found something in my old shabby robe and an autographed letter left by my ghost master. I also had the mentality of giving it a try, so I broke into the palace at night!" said the two people.
As he said that, he mentioned again that when we met, it was after subduing Erlu.
I still remember that it was the winter of that year. When I was cleaning my Taoist robe, I accidentally ruined the collar. By this time, I had already stayed at the Zhenyuan Escort Agency in Quanzhou City. Although I didn’t wear this clothes all the time, I still wore it.
I had to clean it. After the collar was broken, there was something like an imperial edict inside. It was a yellow brocade. It clearly recorded my identity and the marks on my body. Only then did I understand.
This system is so fucking interesting. I am actually the second son of the last old emperor who died. When I was a child, I had a great relationship with the current emperor. I always followed him around the palace.
Maybe they thought of the interesting thing about the meeting between the two of us at that time, and both of them couldn't help laughing: the so-called master of Ouchi was vulnerable to me, a Taoist priest wearing shabby Taoist robes, and finally rushed in front of the emperor.
I handed him something that looked like an imperial edict, and then this guy stripped me naked, leaving me with nothing except a pair of shorts, and then started to count the few things on my body.
Where did the marks and scars come from? In the end, in front of everyone, he hugged me and cried: "Brother, the brother I lost when I was a child is finally back. Do you know how sad I am, brother?"
I miss you, so don’t leave when I come back this time, stay with my brother well, come here, please call~”
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, I have childhood memories. I still remember the things we hid under the old locust tree in the palace. Let's find them out first, and then we can talk!" I am the calmer one, after all, this is
There are many important things in the identity assigned to me by the system, but I still remember them.
"Then do you remember how many places you and your brother hid together?" This emperor doesn't look like an emperor at all. His tears and nose have not been wiped clean yet. He holds my hand tightly, and it seems that as soon as he lets go, this man will
Nothing is the same.
"Hmph, even though I was less than six years old when I left, I remembered all the things I hid. Come on, brother, let's go and take out the things together!"
"What's your name? Brother?" What he said was not satisfactory, and then the two of us were protected by the people behind. In fact, it didn't mean to protect the two of us. The main reason was that I appeared too strange. It was really weird.
You are so afraid that I am here to assassinate the king.
In fact, now that I think about it, I am very moved. After I was found out, the emperor had no doubts about me at all. He didn’t even know that his brother’s body had been completely replaced by a soul. But after meeting him, I and I
The slightest barrier in this body completely disappeared after the emperor called me brother. I knew this belonged to the real Zhu Chuchen, a little obsession in his soul. Speaking of the change of emperors in the Ming Dynasty,
It's very interesting. Starting from the generation of Zhu Di, the founder of the Ming Dynasty, they have replaced each other according to the five elements of metal, wood, water, fire, and earth. If you don't believe me, you can check the information yourself. Some friends said that I am not counting the words here.
After going around and around the palace, I also found out all the things that the two of them had hidden in their childhood memories. There were more than twenty items in total, all of which were small trinkets and were gifts from the old emperor.
There were delicacies that had been completely dried and rotten, and there were also things that the Queen Mother had made with her own hands when she was still alive. According to the emperor, in the second year before leaving the palace, the Queen Mother became ill with worries and passed away.
After confirming that it was correct, the emperor was as happy as a child. He immediately wanted to issue an edict to tell the world and make me king. In the end, he had to make some jokes at the wine table to get over the matter and told him that I was out of trouble.
As a Taoist priest, I would not have gone down the mountain if I didn't miss my relatives very much, especially after the old Taoist priest died. In the end, except for the queen, the east and west palace empresses, all the other eunuchs and maids were kicked out. We
The two of us got very drunk, and finally I asked for an official position, that is, the Commander of the Imperial Guards. I went to court the next morning, wearing a mask, and the emperor killed all the governors of the east and west factories on the spot, so I did
The commander of the Jinyiwei was always vacant. During the Ming Dynasty, the position of the commander of the Jinyiwei was the most frequently changed.
"Okay, what are you two talking about? Hurry up and eat!" At this time, a pleasant female voice came from the door of the imperial study room.
"Emperor's sister-in-law, come in quickly, your brother-in-law, I'm going to starve to death..." Yes, it's the emperor's empress and empress who came, and there are other things. The empresses of the two palaces also know the so-called identity of the empress, and they also
Not as useful to me as sister-in-law.
"Glutty cat, here we come, come here, don't worry, put everything on the table, and then you can step aside, the three of us will be here to take care of you!" The things were placed with a fuss, and then the emperor's wives asked the eunuchs
The palace maids retreated, and a family of four, plus my brother, were sitting there, eating and drinking together without any so-called waiters. The drinks were a little high, and there was no need to talk nonsense.
It's fun.
"By the way, Brother Huang, I think those so-called Donglin Party members should take care of themselves!" After three rounds of wine and five dishes, we put down the bowls and chopsticks. The sisters-in-law were waiting on us, and we brothers drank tea.
At that time, I told my brother the emperor.
"Your Majesty, I, my concubines, please retire!"
"I didn't say anything like that. My sisters-in-law just sat here and listened. This is all our own business, Lao Zhu's. I didn't ask you to come up with any ideas. There are no such nonsense things like the harem not being allowed to interfere in politics~
"
"Yes, the second brother is right. We don't have such bullshit rules when it comes to matters in our own family. We all do what we should do and drink tea~" Regarding me stopping the sisters-in-law, the emperor brother really didn't lose any face.
, I agreed directly.
"Why do you want to touch them?"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
"Well, sisters-in-law, you don't need to be so open-minded. Those bullshit Donglin Party members are just a group of blood-sucking worms whose wives are in our Ming Dynasty. They are stealing the nutrients of Ming Dynasty every moment, but they never do anything real.
, apart from criticizing the government every day, they have no real political achievements. And look at them now, they have no character at all. They exclude dissidents in the nest and look for flowers and willows outside the court. Life is called a rotten life. They are more comfortable than you, the emperor.
, look at how our famous military generals have been suppressed by them now? Warriors who open their mouths and reckless men who keep their mouth shut. Without these people, how can there be real peace in the world? "
"After all, there are still good ones, and you can't defeat them all with one blow. Aren't the people in the cabinet of chief ministers and assistants very good?"
"Yes, yes, brother, those few are more practical!" As long as people are around, others will inevitably express their opinions when chatting, and the sisters-in-law are also unavoidable.
"Um?"
"Come on, don't show off your majesty. Actually, what I want to say is that it's okay to come from a humble family. The real bane of the Donglin Party is in this court. There are a few old guys in the cabinet.
It’s time to retire and return home. What I mean is that I will go out in a while. Starting from tomorrow, no, starting from tonight, all those damn guys on the border will be arrested and sent to Jinyiwei Prison. Almost none of them has a clean butt.
I will give you a detailed report tomorrow. Okay, you should rest. By the way, bring me some more delicious food. The brothers standing guard for you at the door are also working very hard. They have to do it no matter what.
Bring them something to eat?" At the end of the sentence, he picked up a food box and started to pull it out. The box was filled with pastries of various colors. The lid couldn't be closed, so he picked it up and turned around and left without any fuss.
"Your Majesty~"
"I know your worries, but you also have to know that this must be our old Zhu family's kingdom. Don't I want to deal with those moths? It's okay, I have my second brother to share my worries. Alas, to be honest,
I really can't do anything about this person who has no desire, brother~" After I walked out of the royal study room for a while, the four of them were talking about private conversations between husband and wife. For a person like me who is stubborn without desire, they
Just like a fox biting a hedgehog, there is nowhere to start.
"Come on, come on, you have been working hard on duty. Let's take these and share them with everyone. You are not allowed to eat alone, otherwise there will be nothing next time. Wear more clothes at night and be careful of catching a cold!" When I walked to the door of the Meridian Gate, I met
When it comes to people on duty, for me, they are so awesome. They have to open the door for me and let me in and out at any time. However, this also delays other people's rest, so it is appropriate to give them some compensation. For others,
The supreme delicacy is just an ordinary meal for me. I returned to the Jinyiwei command post amidst the grateful farewell sounds of the Imperial Guards on duty.
At this time, the Jinyiwei command post was still brightly lit, because many of my close friends knew why I came back to the capital.
"grown ups!"
"Everything is ready!" I was very satisfied when I saw my subordinates who were already full of energy after practicing for a long time.
"Everything is ready, sir, please give the order!"
"Okay, I'll keep all the evidence you collected during this period. I'll catch all the ones who jump the most and send them to prison. It's time for those impermanent people to start moving.
You can't fucking pick my feet in the prison every day. Remember, no matter whose it is, don't let go of anyone who deserves to be arrested? Again, if you dare to resist, you will be killed without mercy. Okay, let's go!"
"Here!" With this reply, tonight was going to be another bloody night in the capital, and after they left under the tree, I sat quietly on my own Taishi chair. I didn't feel well tonight.
Go to sleep, but for the sake of the thousands of people of this great name, you morons should die, right?
Those damn guys even gave me a nickname: Bloody Hand Demon~
This is exactly what it is: The Bloody Hand Demon King returns to the capital,
A fishy wind arose among the officials.
Another sleepless night,
Send the moths away into the underworld.
How do you predict what will happen next? Let’s hear the explanation next time!
PS: Today is Saturday, business should be very good, so in order not to delay the update, once people are tired, they will not be in the mood to write these things, so I updated today’s chapter at this time ~ (To be continued)