"Come here! Arrest all the people mentioned in this memorial, as well as the two pavilion elders. Resign yourself to your old age! Resign from the court!" The two people were joking around. After all, time is limited. After all, this is where state affairs are handled.
It’s a small place, so I’ll stop in moderation, even though I don’t care about the world’s eyes.
"Your Majesty, wait a moment!" The emperor pulled me to retreat, but I stopped him.
"Call me brother, what's the matter?"
"Those guys who were arrested last night, we found money from their homes~" At this point, I stopped talking, because my brother, the emperor, is quite concerned about money, because the Ming Dynasty was always short of money.
It's enough.
"It's not that much. Even the poorest scholars have tens of thousands of taels of silver in their homes, not to mention those who serve in the imperial court!" Because I stopped the civil and military officials from leaving the Jinluan Hall, they heard this.
According to the news, those Donglin Party members who were immediately arrested were sweating immediately, because their own families knew their own affairs, and everyone’s buttocks were dirty.
"It can be said that there are countless antique calligraphy and paintings, gold, silver and jewelry. If they were all converted into silver, the total of those guys last night was more than 100 million taels..."
"You bastards, look at it, look at it, the people who clamor in the court every day are as clear as water and as honest as a mirror. That's it. If you don't kill, the people will not be angry. They all deserve to die!" The emperor was really angry, because the people who govern the country are like this.
If people are so greedy, what kind of life will the people below live like? They say that the Ming Dynasty was resurrected. Is this how the Ming Dynasty was resurrected?
"Your Majesty, calm down!"
"Call me brother!"
"Brother, I think~"
"Hey, what do you think? Tell me if you have any good ideas!"
"Since the house has been ransacked, too many people will die if we really kill them. Why don't we let them all do hard labor! All they have to do is use a pen to scribble wildly every day, and their mouths are broken.
If Ji Fei is not doing business, let’s put them in jail first, and wait until this winter, when the water level drops and it’s time to clean up the river, let them all do corvee work! This will not waste human resources!”
"What you said makes sense, but it seems like it will be a long time between now and winter. Why don't we let them clear up wasteland and save them from having to eat for nothing? Wait until winter and let them clean up the river.
!" Damn it, this emperor is much more sinister than me.
"You are the emperor, you have the final say!"
"Defu, prepare the decree~"
"Here!"
"All the arrested criminals and scholars, the so-called Donglin Party members, who have embezzled more than 10,000 taels in bribes, will be cut off from their honors and have Jinyiwei to watch over them. They will go to Lingnan to open up wasteland, and in the winter to the Yangtze River and the Yellow River to clean up river affairs, they will receive 10,000 taels of bribes.
Two and a half years for two, plus half a year of service for every ten thousand taels above, 20 years for one million taels, 35 years for ten million taels, all property will be confiscated, by the way, a box of one million taels and more than ten million taels will be implicated
Men from the Nine Tribes, between the ages of 15 and 23, all join the Jinyiwei training. If they fail to pass, they will be killed directly. Others who are over eighty years old will wait for death at home. It has to be said that in the past few months, now
Now, the Ming Dynasty’s treasury is full and I have wiped out a Shaolin. Do you know how many years of Ming Dynasty tax revenue it is? And you damn morons, this is still true. What do you call the method that my brother came up with? "
"labour reform!"
"Regarding the reform through labor, my brother said that God has the virtue of good health, so he will not carry out mass killings on you, so that you can better understand the sufferings of the people, so that you will not have to eat every day and chew your tongue when you have nothing to clean...
.Okay, that’s probably what I mean, you can make an order at your own discretion!” Your Majesty, the elder brother finally said to Defu.
"Here!"
"By the way, the Jinyiwei Command Room will also serve as the Chief Assistant of the Cabinet, and Hai Rui will be appointed to the Cabinet. From now on, matters that the Chief Assistant of the Cabinet cannot decide will be sent to the study. Don't disturb me with other matters!"
"emperor!"
"Call me brother!"
"Brother, we don't do this!"
"From now on, you will stay with me in the capital and help my brother with the government affairs. If you don't run away, just retreat from the government! Come with me, we brothers will discuss how to spend the money you got?"
"After the emperor finished speaking, he ignored me at all. The ministers standing below directly took my hand and walked towards the inner court together.
"Are you really not afraid that I will rebel? This power is too great, isn't it? I'm afraid that I won't be able to do it well! Can we have a word with you?"
"You don't need to rebel. You want to be the emperor. You said I would give it to you now. It just so happens that being the emperor is too tiring. I also want to take your sister-in-law and your nieces and nephews out to live for a while. Ordinary people live day by day.
Damn, I'm either reading the memorial or playing it, I'm so annoyed~" This is a conversation between two brothers that took place in The Emperor's Dragon Boat Festival.
"Let's not make trouble, let's be honest, brother, my nephew is almost ten years old now. If you work hard for another ten or eight years, then hand over the throne to him, won't you feel relaxed?"
"If you have to wait ten or eight years for him, wouldn't it be better if I pass the throne to you directly now and don't have to wait for these ten or eight years?"
"No, your party is orthodox. I have never wanted to be the emperor. If I hadn't missed you, my father, the emperor and my empress, and looking at those Donglin Party members, they jump up and down every day and don't want to do anything to them.
That’s serious business, I would rather be my Taoist priest, ride my second donkey, and be happy to death!”
"Don't tell me, those two donkeys of yours are so damned. Who the hell has ever seen a donkey that can talk? Those two donkeys of yours, look at how you bullied those BMWs into little bitches in my horse-riding prison, why the hell are you still doing that?
A good BMW can travel thousands of miles a day and travel 800 miles at night. Even a donkey can't beat it. They're all fucking useless. Hey, why the hell can't they move? Where are the people? Where the hell did they die?" The two people were talking.
, and suddenly realized that the dragon was not moving, so he raised the roller blinds, and the emperor who looked out didn't see anyone, and was so angry that he was furious.
"Oh, my God~x3~" Three pleasant voices were heard next to him.
"If you three don't just stay in the harem, what are you doing here?" Seeing the empress in the east palace and the empress in the west palace standing there, with no one waiting around, the emperor was also confused.
"Okay, brother, what we are talking about is really scary. These servants don't dare to listen. We have no choice but to run away. We are talking nonsense. This is also called the secret of the heavenly family. If you hear it, you will die.
"Yes, there is no other way. He can only ask my three sisters-in-law for help~" Alas, looking at the emperor, he really has no choice and has the right to do whatever he wants.
"Are you talking about that guy DeFu?"
"Isn't he our chief supervisor?"
"This bastard, when I see him later, how do you think I can treat him?"
"Don't change the subject. There's also the health-preserving exercise I taught you. How are you doing with it?"
"We practice this every day, we practice every day!" The emperor blushed when he said this, and looking at the three sisters-in-law who covered their mouths and snickered, I knew he had lied.
"For the sake of your health, those few assassinations in your childhood caused you to suffer from a frightening disease. Compared to others, your energy and blood are not as strong as others. Alas, okay, I will be the chief minister of the cabinet in the future, and I will do it every day
I have nothing to do but watch you practice!"
"How about you go ahead and suppress the bandits! I'll change the position of the chief minister of the cabinet!"
"There is no need to discuss this matter. Also, I am planning to bring the Zhenyuan Escort Bureau to the capital. Over the years, I have slowly turned it into an institution for training Jin Yiwei. After I get used to living with those people, there is no need to
, I’m really not used to being around them!”
"Okay, you can move it if you want. By the way, can we discuss practicing every three days? You must know that I am the emperor and am very busy every day."
"Not negotiable!"
"I am the emperor, please give me some face, okay?"
"...."Death stare!
"alright, you win!"
"I really do it for your own good. Counting in this world, we are the closest to each other. With my internal and external cultivation, I will live a long life and there will be no problem at all. I hope you can
Accompany me as I go on, my father, the emperor and my mother, they left early and I have already become a monk. The growth of our lineage depends entirely on you~"
"Fuck~humanoid~"
"Seeder~"
"Go away~" After saying this, the five people present laughed loudly and stopped talking about royal etiquette at all, because there was no one around us at all.
"Okay, you family of four can go up and sit down! Fortunately, there are wheels, otherwise it would be really troublesome!"
"What's going on? Brother-in-law, are you trying to drag your brother and sisters-in-law with you?" said the Empress of the Palace.
"Oh, where are people? You can't grow up. When you grow up, you will have troubles like this and that. You sit down first, and I will pull you away. Let's talk while we walk, hey~" A crunching sound sounded, and the dragon was pushed out of the quilt.
I pulled it up bit by bit.
"Hey, he really pulled it up!" My brother and my sisters-in-law thought I was joking. The cart the emperor was riding in must have been made of sunken wood from the seabed and was extremely heavy. At normal times, there were 99 people carrying it.
You have to be pulled and pushed to travel back and forth in the Forbidden City. At this time, being pulled up by myself felt a bit unreal. (Bragging, don’t take it seriously!)
"I still remember when I was a child, if there was something delicious, drinkable or fun, even if I fell asleep, my brother would leave a portion for me, and it would be a big portion, no matter how much he wanted to eat? He
I don’t know how to eat, so I will leave it to my younger brother. Although they say that the royal family is ruthless, I have never wanted to be an emperor, because when I was young, my father and mother taught me that you two are brothers. You must remember
The story of Kong Rong Rangli, you are the younger brother, you should help your brother carefully, and to be honest, I was a bit precocious when I was a child. I watched my father get up earlier than a chicken and go to bed later than a dog every day. I was exhausted every day.
I feel like it’s good to be an ordinary person when I’m running this country. I don’t have to be as tired as my father. I’d rather let my brother do such a tiring job. After all, after my brother becomes the emperor, he will never be like my father before.
Like the story you told me? Like other emperors who killed their younger brothers, I never thought about how much power I would get. I just wanted to be a salted fish waiting to die every day. I still remember that day when the assassin came
My brother and I were playing there. My brother didn’t notice that the sword came and went straight towards him. The eunuchs and maids who were with us were far away from us. I only had one thought in my heart, he is my brother, I have to save him.
, I felt cold. When I opened my eyes again, I was already with the master. Slowly, the master taught me some skills. I wanted to be lazy and unwilling to learn. The master told me this at the time:
If you want to protect your brother, you have to endure great hardships and work hard. Otherwise, when someone wants to kill your brother, will you still have a life to block his arrow? So I made great efforts to practice in the winter.
Sanjiu, summer training, Sanfu, these years have passed. The master asked me to go down the mountain when he was dying. I have forgotten all those years, who am I? Later I remembered that I still have brothers, father and mother, waiting for me
After going down the mountain, I discovered that there were many shortcomings in our Ming Dynasty, especially those Donglin Party members. They just knew how to talk and fight every day and did nothing. After visiting many places, I finally decided to
My brother recognized me, and I wanted to help him keep his kingdom, which belongs to our family, so I came back~" I pulled the cart in front, mumbling to myself, and my voice was not very low, unconsciously
I told many things, many, many things about the original owner of this body. After I said it, I realized that this is the long-cherished wish of the owner of this body. I hope you can be reborn in a good family in your next life~
"Woooooo..." A suppressed sob came from behind.
"Let me go, what's wrong with you?" I had already reached the place and reached the door of the upper study courtyard. I turned around and saw that this family of four was so interesting. They were all crying.
"No, no, no, no, sisters-in-law, men and women can't be intimate with each other! Please take care of your wives!" Several sisters-in-law may have been touched by my words, so they hurriedly got off the dragon and rushed over.
Someone held me in his arms.
"Stop talking about them, I want to hug you. I didn't expect that you know so many things at such a young age. Oh, by the way, your little nephew, you won't leave now, I'll leave it to you to manage.
!" This emperor felt very unruly. He didn't rush to rescue his brother. Looking at his expression, although his eyes were red, he was quite gloating about his misfortune. Just wait for me.
"Alright, sisters-in-law, I will personally cook for you some delicious dishes that you have never tasted before. I have made you sad. I will apologize in the future. What do you think?"
"One meal is not enough, why should we have three meals?" Woman, haha! For many people nowadays, home-style stir-fries were really rare and delicious things at that time. The first person to really eat the whole cuisine was Manchurian.
The Empress Dowager Cixi of the Qing Dynasty had the most famous banquet, the Manchu-Han banquet. Unfortunately, I don’t know how to do it. And since I have come to this era, the Manchus taking over the pass will never happen again.
"Okay, okay, let go first. Three meals are all. By the way, do you want me to do these things? One is to deal with national affairs, the other is to prepare the national military affairs, the third is to supervise your Kung Fu training to exercise, the fourth kindergarten principal
?”
"Well, brat, you summed it up well!" At this time, the three sisters-in-law had also returned to their brother's side, and they spent time together watching us two brothers having fun.
"If I don't do it, you might as well beat me to death!" I sat down directly on the ground and rolled around.
"Okay, Gulu is covered in ashes. I will issue an edict to make you king soon!"
"I'll take these four jobs. How about we forget about being crowned king? If you agree, let's keep things as usual. If you don't agree, I'll just pick up the stick and leave now!" Some things are matters of principle and cannot be thrown away!
"Oh, there's really nothing I can do about you. Go wash up and cook~"
"Hmm, sisters-in-law, as well as your nephews and nieces, are waiting for you to prepare delicious food~" A sister-in-law was very cooperative with her husband.
"Is it really okay for you, a family of four, to bully a lonely person like me? Doesn't your conscience hurt?"
"What is conscience? Can you eat it? If you don't want to be bullied by us, you can find a companion! Hahahahahaha!" After saying this, the four members of the family laughed heartily, which made people feel itchy after hearing it.
Stop talking, wash up and go cook~
"Your Majesty, it's really time to find a companion for the second child. Do you really want him to become a Taoist priest? Should we cut off his incense?" When their family of four was the only one left in the study courtyard, Nisigong asked
Madam, my sister-in-law said to the emperor’s brother.
"Oh, let him alone! In fact, do you know? The happiest thing for me in these years is that my brother is back, and the other is that he is not unfamiliar with me at all. Haven't you noticed? Ever since he appeared
, The relationship between me and you has improved a lot. We all say that the harem is not allowed to discuss politics, but in the past few years since my brother appeared, have you rarely participated in making ideas? "
"I, my concubine, deserve to die!"
"Okay, okay, there are no outsiders, just the four of us. Who in the world doesn't know this now? As the Emperor of Heaven, I only have three wives in total, and there are no other seventy-two concubines in the Sixth Academy.
We are a family, but if there are really talented and learned people in each of your families, it will be no problem for them to be officials and achieve any position, but for the rest, as the second brother said at the time, they are just idiots.
, and in the final analysis, only a person like Lao Er can achieve this. He has eyes and ears all over the world. Do you believe it? This is my brother. I have known him since I was a child. If it were another person,
I have cut him into pieces long ago. Except for my brother, even my son can't do it~" At this time, the emperor's brother's words were full of domineering, showing the qualifications of a generation of heroes, and they were not like normal times at all.
That's right. How can anyone who can be an emperor be simple?
Soon I had the food ready, and I immediately called more than ten members of the family, big and small, to the Shangshan Prison, where I came to eat directly and kicked out all the other people who were waiting.
, the people in this family are really big-hearted, and they don’t care about anything at all. They just start eating. If they are really malicious, no one in this family will be left alive, and they can be wiped out in one fell swoop.
But am I that kind of person? Obviously I am not, so we, the direct children and grandchildren of the royal family, sat together and had a happy meal like ordinary peasants.
Especially the youngest niece, who doesn’t even have many baby teeth. She sat in my arms, holding a big meatball in her little hand, and was so happy when she gnawed it. When she was happy, she also used her greasy mouth to chew on it.
I give him a big kiss on the face and every child will come over and thank me because they know this uncle is not mean.
"Brother, sisters-in-law, can we have some respect? Can you leave some for me?" I am taking care of my nephews and nieces here to eat, but the parents of these children have no image at all. What a waste of food.
Heise's appearance was so out of touch with the world. At this time, for the sake of my poor stomach, I had to scream.
"..." It's a pity that I underestimated their shame, and I was ignored by those four unscrupulous people~
This is exactly what it is: They say the royal family is the most ruthless,
Officials passed it on to the people.
There is a family banquet in Shangshan Prison,
Children of the Tian family eat insects.
How do you predict what will happen next? Let’s hear the explanation next time!
PS: I really don’t like official and unconventional film and television dramas, and those cold royal things in them, so I wrote this one selfishly, because I feel, well, how should I put it? I still have no desire, and I want to give it away, and finally
It is best to achieve incomparable harmony. There is also the matter of Hai Rui entering the cabinet. Because it is really the age of the world, I cannot study it in detail, and I am not willing to look it up. I am just writing a novel, so there are many
Things are very particular, don’t complain if you don’t like them. Okay, let’s stop talking about it. Alas, I’m getting ready to go to bed. I was exhausted yesterday. I’ve been sleeping today and I’m still sleepy. Let me make it clear that I don’t have a manuscript when writing a novel. That’s it now.
What I write and publish every day is written on that day and updated on the same day. Many times there may be pitfalls in the book. If I can remember it, I will bury it. If I can’t remember the pitfall, just bury it by whoever I want. There is no contract and no assignment.