Relatives, we haven’t seen each other for a long time. After we meet, we often talk about the past. At this time, the juniors can hardly get in the conversation. The elders sit together and listen to a few old people talking about the past. From time to time
The old people will also talk about the embarrassing things of our generation, which makes my wife and children look at me, dumbfounded: "What are you looking at? Who is not young yet? Hurry up and cook, my uncle and aunt are at home."
If there is anything delicious, take it out quickly and let them cook it. I haven’t had a proper meal since I woke up in the morning. I’m already hungry~”
"Hahahaha, you are so angry. You are already in your 50s and have become a grandfather. It's so interesting. Come on, come on, they are all in the storage room~" Looking at my smelly face
, uncle said he was convinced~
"I'm not at home. I've already met you all, so don't worry about anything else. Follow your uncle and take out the things to cook!" To be honest, who doesn't want to lose face? Especially me, who is a grandfather.
As a human being, telling the embarrassing things about your childhood in front of your wife and children, no matter how you think about it, it feels very inconsistent?
In fact, it's just to add some jokes. When I was a child, I didn't deal with my uncle very much because of some things. Although I had forgiven my brother at my aunt's house when he passed away, there were still knots after all, and for so many years, apart from the old people walking around
, that is to say, in recent years, after my wife and children came here, my mother took them around. I am still a little unfamiliar with this place. In these years, I have just been busy and practiced. You can even say that I
In the past few years, I haven’t walked here as often as Yu Yangzi.
Every family has its own problems, especially when I was 23 years old. After my grandpa passed away, my uncle did a lot of things that made us younger generations sad. But it was my mother and uncle who were the eldest, no matter what? So did he.
Our elders are getting older. They should have changed a lot in the future. Nowadays, they are nostalgic for the old friendship. Especially in recent years, mothers and children often move around. Therefore, there is a saying that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and close neighbors are not as good as the opposite door.
Relatives need to move around frequently, especially real relatives, otherwise as time goes by, people will become more and more unfamiliar.
And it can be said that my so-called irritation is just pretending. This will give the old people a reaction. They will be even happier when they tell you about the embarrassing things you did when you were a child. For example, when you were a child, you had long hair and your uncle gave you two yuan.
, asked me to get a haircut, and I spent the two dollars later. At that time, the two dollars were green. Maybe many people have never seen it now, so what is there to be embarrassed about? Who was a child?
Have you ever kissed money? It’s just that if the old people tell you embarrassing stories, you will be so stiff and cold, which will disturb their interest in talking. Now if my other image’s hair is open, it will really be long to the waist.
, but that image cannot be shown off now. After all, I am a Taoist priest. There is no problem with the bun. Wife, they went to cook. The old man chatted and we watched TV. There is no so-called past on TV.
Those small fresh meat traffic, small fresh meat and the like, those who are on TV are doing some righteous things. For example, the master and some disciples of the Maoshan Sect often appear on TV to show how they slay demons.
Some young people, especially children, are very enthusiastic when watching some of their deeds.
"Time really cannot resist it. Haolun is about to get married in the blink of an eye. Isn't it soon for Haoyan?"
"Isn't that what happened? These young people kicked us all out. There was news a few days ago that Haoyan was also in love~" My aunt catered to my mother from the side.
"Master! You have a call, have you connected?" At this time, her aunt's phone, the mobile phone wizard, notified her of a message.
"Oh, who is it? Connect!"
"Mark eldest sister, get through immediately! Hello, Xiaozi (aunt's maiden name is Yu), are your third sister and the others here?" The aunt's voice came from behind.
"Eldest sister, third sister and their whole family are here. Have my second sister and others arrived at your place?"
"Well, we are going to your place from Tonghua. Have you cooked yet? If so, please cook more. There are quite a few of us?"
"Hey, okay, Xiao Wei and his wives are in charge of cooking today. They are all in the kitchen now. I'll go tell them!"
"You don't need to tell us, we're already listening to your loud voice in the kitchen!" At this time, the voice of my uncle, who was helping in the kitchen, came over.
"Well, that's ok, your second sister and I will all be carried by the whole family! Be more prepared!"
"Okay, then we know, let's prepare more. When can you arrive?"
"Well, the transportation is so convenient now, it takes 70 minutes to get to your home!"
"Okay, that's enough, I'll hang up first!"
"Well, then just hang up~"
"By the way, should we call Xiaojing, Xiaoyan and the others?" At this time, seeing that my aunt had hung up the phone, my mother asked from the side.
"Yes, let them come. The day after tomorrow is the day after tomorrow. Tomorrow these young people will help them decorate the wedding room. They can move it quickly. We have a lot of family members. Please call Xiaojing~"
"Yes Master, now link to your eldest daughter, please wait~"
"Hello? Mom, what's up?" The call was answered quickly, and the appearance of my uncle's eldest sister appeared on the phone screen.
"Oh, your third aunt and the others have arrived. Your eldest aunt, second aunt and the others will also arrive in more than an hour. Come back and have a meal with your family and Xiao Yaner's family. If there are more people tomorrow, we will go together to help you decorate.
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"this?"
"What the hell, come back quickly. The wine at home is probably not enough. Buy some." My aunt's temper was still as irritable as when she was young, and she really spoke her mind at home.
"Auntie, what's the matter? We don't have enough wine at home?" At this time, the eldest brother interrupted.
"I just knew you were coming. Your uncle started preparing for it three days ago. He was very strict and he came over to help. Fortunately, this house belongs to his own family. Otherwise, he would have thought it was demolition." That's all.
I couldn't help but want to laugh. I must have thought of some interesting scene.
"Oh, what's going on?" Brother asked, and we were all very curious.
"What else could be going on? Knowing that you guys were coming, your uncle was very excited. He was also afraid that he wouldn't have enough wine, so he bought a lot of it. Then he didn't expect that he was happy in the past few days and drank a lot by himself. He was also afraid
We don’t have enough liquor!”
"What the hell are you doing? What did you catch?" My uncle came out of the kitchen with his kitchen knife dripping, his face turned red, and he looked at his aunt.
"Oh, that's no need, Xiao Jing'er, you and Xiao Yan'er can just come over! Brother Weiwei (that's me) is bringing the liquor~"
"Serena brought wine? Why didn't you look at it?" At this moment, I remembered that no matter what time I walked in, my hands were always empty, so I doubted Brother Rui's words.
"Okay, second brother, take out your wine. You still want to hide your own family affairs~"
"Boss Shao, I know that you have been thinking about my wine. Will you also use this on Haolun's wedding day the day after tomorrow?" As I said that, I took off a wine gourd from my belt. This is
When I was idle and bored, what the system refined for me was a spiritual weapon that existed many worlds ago.
This is filled with spiritual wine, which can be said to be a great tonic. Even people who have no spiritual practice can drink some. It will store energy in the body and slowly nourish the body. The effect is extraordinary. Now brother and the others
All the wine you drank was provided by me~
"How much can such a small gourd hold?" The uncle picked up the gourd placed on the table and shook it in his hand.
"This thing is a treasure. Now you can take it and put it into your own drinking jar. I have the final say. I have the final say~" At this time, my mother was very domineering. With a wave of her hand, she didn't even give me a chance to speak.
If you don't give it, the matter will be settled.
"Is it really that evil?" Both uncle and aunt looked at this little gourd, and even ignored the call with Xiaojing.
"If it were true, we wouldn't take it with us!"
"Okay, you are all in your fifties and sixties, look at how you have never seen the world!" The third child interrupted at this time, teasing her sister with a smile.
"Oh, could it be said that the eldest brother-in-law's diabetes is cured by drinking this wine?" Xiaojing reacted quickly, thinking of the eldest brother-in-law of his aunt's family who had been suffering from diabetes for many years and was cured by drinking a certain kind of wine, so he immediately thought of it.
Here comes the wine now.
"Yes, it's this kind of wine. I brought some for my uncle at that time. I heard that my uncle gave it to your parents-in-law, right? Oh, what a waste of money!" The third child with the worst temper in our family should be considered
, this guy says whatever he catches.
"Little Third Brother, you just have to say it. Just wait and see how I pull your ears when we get there? Hang up then. We'll go there right away!" Xiao Jing was laughing and joking with Third Person on the phone, and then hung up.
I called Xiaoyan on the phone, and the two families came to my uncle's house.
Inside the house, the wine jars prepared by my uncle's family used to be filled with ginseng, deer antlers and the like, and they happened to be almost drunk. Now they are all empty. Well, there are five or six 50-pound empty wine jars.
, the three elderly people (mother, uncle, aunt) took the trouble to fill them all one by one. Watching the endless flow of wine poured from the small gourd, filling the empty wine jars one by one, uncle
My aunt was extremely surprised. In today’s society, cultivation is so common. I feel like I have some kind of destiny. Otherwise, how could I have such a good baby? In fact, they don’t know about the revival of spiritual energy at all. It’s all because of their nephew who was full of embarrassments when he was a child.
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Again, it’s better to have more people, but it’s better to eat when there are fewer workers. Nowadays, the land is bigger, and the house space is bigger. And many times people in their own country will take some advantage, for example: when rebuilding a house,
They have all used the techniques of Mustard Seed and Xumi. The room looks not big from the outside, but the space inside is really not small. Nowadays, the Yanhuang land is still a country with a large population. While talking and laughing, Xiaojing and Xiaoyan's family
The wives are here, and Haolun is now a young man. Maybe because he is busy with the wedding, he looks a little depressed. After all, getting married is a major event in life, and it is impossible if he is not busy.
After entering the house, there was a lot of excitement, and then there was waiting for the arrival of the aunt, the second aunt, and the other two families, the eldest sister and the second sister from the aunt's family, and then their children, the brother-in-law, the brothers from the second aunt's family, and them.
My wife, daughter-in-law and children, it’s really been a long time since we saw each other. Ever since we parted, you have been busy with your business, and I have been busy with mine. I only have to say a few words in the chat group sometimes, especially when things started to happen to me in the past few years.
For these things, if you talk in the group, you will have less time to send messages. But fortunately, communication is convenient now, and there is no sense of strangeness. It’s just that I spend too much time in retreat, so I don’t have time to contact you. As I see it
While my relatives were busy working, the doorbell rang again. I quickly got up and opened the door. My aunt and my second aunt also came. Judging from their hair, they looked much older. My aunt was already almost 90.
He is now 20 years old. My uncle's health was not very good a few years ago, but he has recovered from it these days. The old man who didn't drink much before is now very greedy for spiritual wine. My mother will have Transformers delivered to my door regularly, so
Even though my hair is white, my face is much younger than before. After all, spiritual wine is not a magic medicine, otherwise ordinary people will be exhausted.
"Auntie, second aunt, sister, brother-in-law, Brother Baozhu, and Tiezhu are all here, come in Kaidou~" Hearing my voice talking at the door, my uncle, aunt, and mother also came out. There was a lot of excitement again, and the wine
The gourd was already placed on a huge dining table at this time, but there were too many people, so it was impossible to sit on one table? So we divided it into several tables, with our generation accompanying the elderly and the younger generation
I took the children and divided them into two tables, that is, three big tables in total. Each table can seat about 20 people. There were also some relatives I didn’t know. I introduced them little by little, and then we sat together.
After eating and drinking, the younger generation are very curious about the wine gourd that can hold wine. After all, they are also ordinary people. In their words: "I have never seen such high-end products~"
This is exactly what it means: it’s much more fun when relatives get together,
The branches and leaves are blooming and the years are wasted.
My childhood siblings have grown up,
Family reunion and everything is peaceful.
Want to know what happened next? Listen to the explanation next time!
PS: I slept for another day. I don’t know why, but I felt like I was in a coma. When I got off work, I really wanted to sleep. It won’t be long before it’s New Year’s Day. Maybe there won’t be updates every day at that time.
Because our business will be very good at that time, I hope friends will forgive me and try to ensure that we update every day! (To be continued)