Section 17 Daily Zombies Six Thousand Words Chapter
For dinner, thanks to the skillful cooking skills of Brother Jiale, everything was prepared, and because there were monks, we cooked vegetarian food first, and then we cooked our whole fish feast. The aroma of the food will make our uncle fall into a deep sleep.
They were all attracted.
"Oh, I had such a comfortable sleep this time! What delicious food has Jia Le made?" The uncle came to the dining hall wearing a simple robe. To be honest, although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs. In this small
There are strict divisions in the small yard. It can be seen that the owner here is very meticulous about his life. The main hall, ancestral hall, bedrooms and guest rooms, mortuary bathroom, woodshed kitchen, and poultry house firewood pile are all organized.
, well-organized, and the first thing people feel when they come here is two words: comfortable.
"Master, are you awake? Come and sit down quickly. The master next door will come here to have dinner with us soon. The master should be back today too. I don't even know. I just want to use this meal to refresh them." Uh.
, Brother Jia Le, this seems to be a welcoming banquet to welcome me! I can't complain at the side.
"Why should I greet him? This is obviously a reception banquet held for your junior brother, and he came back right away, so what? Do you still have to ask me to greet him? Huh, I won't eat, and he will be annoyed when he sees me, so he will say that I
I'm sick." Uncle Shimu said, got up and ran to his bedroom. The pair of old naughty boys, Uncle Shimu and Master Yixiu, have always disliked each other, but for some reason, they have always been neighbors.
Anyway, the feeling given to me in the movie is that Jia Le’s life is miserable.
"Uh, master, please don't be like this, okay? I haven't seen you for a long time after all. You always took care of me when you were not at home." In fact, Brother Jiale also wanted to say, Master, when you are like this, I
It was really difficult to do. But he really didn’t dare to do it, because his uncle said: Jiale, you are so good, my master really loves you to death, and the gesture of pinching the face is really too hurtful.
Even my shame, which has been trained in later generations, has not escaped his clutches. When we first met, he pinched my face and said: You are Awei, my uncle really loves you to death. Now that I think about my face,
It still hurts for a while...
I heard from the master that Uncle Four Eyes is the best to the disciples among the master and his brothers. Unless he is very angry, he rarely hits the disciples. The brothers of their generation are most willing to hit the disciples.
The only ones I have are my master and Master Qianhe, they are two senior brothers. Because Master Qianhe has admired his master since he was a child, he learned many things from him. Even a filial son will emerge from under a stick, and a strict master will produce a good disciple. In this way
The spiritual theory and execution method are also perfect. I have studied it in the past, but you have to admit that in the movie, Uncle Qianhe's apprentices, Southeast and Northwest, their performance is better than that of Uncle Four Eyes's apprentice, Jia Le
Senior brother, it's more than a hundred times better. You can see that you have been dealing with these things all year round. You are not afraid at all, even though they all died miserably in the end, because the first commandment of Maoshan: Good and evil fight against each other for life. This is the first commandment of Maoshan. If you violate it,
At the very least, he will abolish his cultivation and be expelled from the school, or at the most serious, he will hunt down the traitor all over the world until the traitor dies.
Although the flowers grown in the greenhouse are delicate and beautiful, they cannot withstand a little bit of wind and rain. Although the weeds in the wilderness have been trampled by thousands of people, they can still survive well. This is the most beautiful thing in nature.
The simple and cruelest law of survival: survival of the fittest is the same in real society. Many people will complain that they are born at the wrong time. What will I do if I am given a chance? But when the real opportunity comes, you
Have you caught it? Then you have really suffered the hardships others have suffered? So the happiest thing in the world is to be able to do what you like and support yourself. There is nothing happier than this.
! The topic is a bit far off topic, let’s get back to the main topic: Why is Jiale so close to the master? It’s simple, because he has been dealing with the master since he was a child. When Jiale was still young, when his uncle was busy making money, as long as the master was at home
, then Master has always taken care of Brother Jiale when he was a child, so the two of them naturally became closer.
Soon, the master brought Qingqing to our yard, and went straight to the dining hall. From here, we can see that we are really old neighbors. What are we doing? Where are we? Where are we? Really?
The door is clear.
"Master, you are here, please sit down quickly! Qingqing, please sit down too!" Seeing the arrival of the master and Qingqing, my senior brother and I stood up quickly. The senior brother must be the master and warmly greeted Master Ikkyu and his apprentice Qingqing.
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"Jia Le, where is your master? Why haven't you seen him? What happened to him?" Seeing that we were the only two juniors here, the master asked senior brother Jiale.
"Oh, my master~" "Oh, master, my master uncle seems to have caught a cold on the road and feels uncomfortable, so he may not have dinner." I didn't wait for Brother Jialor to finish speaking to the master.
I hastily accepted the words, otherwise I knew there was going to be a twist here and it would be troublesome to speak out.
"Oh, that's it. No wonder, I happened to get something good recently, which is for Gubenpeiyuan. I gave it to him." But as he said that, he turned around and stretched out his hand to Qingqing, who had it in the small bag he carried.
I asked for a small red cloth bag. From the red cloth bag, a faint spiritual energy came out. I felt that this should be a piece of medicinal material. Sure enough, the master said: "My biggest gain from this trip is the harvest of Qingqing."
Apprentice, the second one is to get a hundred-year-old Polygonatum japonica. I keep half of it myself. The remaining half I want to give to Si Yan'er, the bull nose. Half of this piece should be enough to lay a solid foundation for Jiale.
Now, the other half can be given to Lao Niubi to strengthen his foundation and strengthen his talents. Wait for me a moment, and I will go in and give the things to him." When Jia Le said just now, he saw the master getting nervous for a while, and when I explained
After that, the master put down his figure. In fact, in this era, as Taoist monks, many times when they ward off evil spirits in their hands, they will leave hidden wounds. They accumulate over many years and finally burst out suddenly. Many seniors watch them at ordinary times.
She was living well, but died suddenly suddenly. Therefore, just now the master thought that the uncle was seriously injured, but it turned out to be a cold, so she said that she was not worried anymore, but the things had to be delivered. Our conversation outside the house, uncle
I could hear it clearly in the bedroom, so I couldn’t continue to pretend to be sick in the bedroom, so I got up and walked out: “Oh, I’ve been doing these good exercises for a few days, I feel like I have a great appetite, and I’m happy.”
, Master wants to eat!" You can make excuses for yourself, but can you pretend to be more serious? There isn't even a drop of sweat on your face, so why are you fooling ghosts by saying that you perform gong qigong?
"Oh, you bald donkey, you came just as you said you would. What gifts did you bring?" As soon as these two old naughty boys met, they didn't even say hello. The uncle grabbed the things and then went with Qingqing.
He said hello: "You are Qingqing, you are such a delicate child, so even though I am a good-natured person, I don't have anything good to give you. This jade is for you to defend yourself." They must have brought gifts, so I really don't want to give them anything in return.
None, and her face doesn’t look good. Especially, Master Ikkyu’s disciple Qingqing is not only a girl, but it’s also the first time she meets her uncle. Just like when she came here, her uncle said to me: “Ah
"Wei, remember, in our circle, you can lose anything, but you can't lose face." I sneered at this sentence, my life was gone, face is nothing, I would rather be looked down upon by others, but I also want to be honest.
Alive. This may be the age of survival, different relationships, you think, life is gone, and face is useless.
"Thank you, Taoist Master." Qingqing saw his master nodding, and he became obedient and took the jade pendant. These things must be life-saving in times of crisis. For the sake of his apprentice's safety, Master Yixiu will never fight against his uncle on these matters.
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"Four-eyed cow nose, you are serious." Looking at the jade pendant given to Qingqing by his uncle, it is crystal clear and exudes bursts of spiritual energy. It has been cultivated by his uncle for many years. Not to mention, uncle, this time
I really didn't fool anyone.
You said that because of my existence and the gifts they gave each other, those coke incidents in the movie didn't happen, because I must also be at the peak of the earth master's cultivation? You can't tell, when will you break through?
This was a dinner full of harmony and joy (to be honest, I feel bad for saying this, if it weren’t for me, a stranger, I don’t know what the fight between two happy enemies would have been like). They both had something to offer each other.
I understood. After dinner, the monks and Taoists went home to sleep. I discovered that Qingqing was actually a meat eater. In the words of Master Yixiu: "Qingqing is my lay disciple, and he has not become a monk, so why can't he become a monk?"
Eat meat? Old monk, I sometimes travel abroad and eat some meat from time to time when I have nothing to eat. I keep the rules and precepts when conditions permit. When conditions do not exist, I eat whatever I can catch.
Otherwise, how can we practice if people are starving to death?" It makes sense. This is the virtuous and eminent monk in my mind, not those sanctimonious guys.
After finishing cleaning up the leftovers, Senior Brother Jiale and I went back to sleep. Originally, Master wanted to keep Qingqing to help, but Senior Brother Jiale, in order to express himself, kept saying no, and sent them out. Oh, this
Stupid brother! You have a chance to meet more often. Haven't you heard that love will last for a long time? If Qingqing stays, then I will definitely not be a light bulb and take the opportunity to do something. Then the two of them will not have the opportunity to communicate.
Is that too much? What a fool.
The next morning, I got up early and went to the yard, started my day's work with my fists and kicks. My uncle and my senior brother were woken up by the sound of me punching and stomping on the ground. When they saw that I was up, they both
He also got up quickly and stretched his muscles with me. Looking at the heavy dark circles under their eyes, the master and the apprentice, I wanted to laugh, because I knew that they would be banging sutras and chanting Buddhas until very late, so when I lay down at night, I would
Reiki is applied to the ears to block them, so they can sleep well all night, but the two of them will not have such a good life. In the movie, the uncle used coconut shell bowls, wicks and cotton, but these were not solved, then
The devilish sound is ringing in my ears. There must have been quite a joke last night, but it really has nothing to do with me.
After practicing the Diamond Bajiquan, Lightning Running Thunder Fist, Wandering Dragon Baguazhang, and some kick techniques, when the sun was about to rise, I jumped to the roof to absorb the natural purple energy and performed
Practicing qi breathing, when I used my fists and kicks, both my senior brother Jiale and my uncle were dumbfounded. After absorbing the purple qi and running it in my body for several days, I jumped down from the roof of the house.
I can say it without any arrogance: at a distance of three to four meters, I can jump directly without any luck.
"Master Nephew, do you practice so much every day?" Seeing me coming down, Master Simu asked me quickly.
"Yeah, I got up a little late today, and I still have a few other things I'm not interested in, but it's no problem if I'm only a day away. That's completely auxiliary." In fact, I'm not modest at all, otherwise I would need to do it every day.
At the hour, many of the things left by our ancestors are reasonable. Zhanzhuang balances Qi and blood, and horse steps practice the lower body. Moreover, my body suddenly becomes so young. If I have such an opportunity, I will not lay the foundation properly. What will I do in the future?
?(In reality, the horse step is one and a half minutes, and the legs are so stiff that it seems fake)
"Oh, junior brother, what's the benefit of practicing like this? You can't make people useless!" Senior Brother Jiale, seeing me being so nostalgic feels like I'm a little crazy. He doesn't understand it.
"Haha, senior brother, don't you know? The strongest Taoist priest should be able to cultivate both physical and mental skills. In this way, even if you can't defeat the demons, you can still run away. Nothing in the world is more important than life.
"I said to Senior Brother Jiale with a smile as if it was a joke.
"You are so old now, you really deserve to have such achievements, because sometimes you know a lot of things that us old guys don't understand. Jia Le, starting from tomorrow morning, you and your junior brother will get up and do breakfast together.
Class, Ah Wei, thank you for your hard work. Teach him more. If he doesn't obey, he should be beaten or scolded." The uncle looked at me and then at Brother Jiale, and then made a decision.
"Okay, uncle, as long as Senior Brother Jiale is willing to learn, he will tell you everything he knows, and he will tell you everything. After all, he will teach you everything he has." At this time, I also felt that it would be good for Senior Brother Jiale to learn something from him, and there is no need to be as funny as in the movie.
Oh, because through the simplest contact, I know that Uncle Simu loves Jiale very much, so many times he will be reluctant to let go, but I will not spoil him.
"Okay, Awei, thank you for your hard work. It's better to choose a different day than to hit the sun. Let's start now. I'll prepare breakfast for you. Jia Le, don't be lazy, because the master doesn't want you and I to be in trouble one day when we are rushing around.
It hurts me, I have been very indulgent towards you these years." After the uncle finished speaking, he turned and walked towards the kitchen.
"Okay, Senior Brother Jiale, since Senior Brother has handed you over to me, let's get started." Although Senior Brother Jiale has a certain foundation, he is not good at many basic skills, so I thought of an interesting one.
Method.
"Ah, Xiaobai, come out." Before Senior Brother Jiale could speak to me, I called out Ah Da and Xiaobai, and then said to Senior Brother Jiale, I will arrange a task for you, and then let the two of them supervise it.
You, if you don't do well, don't blame me if you get beaten.
"What are all this? By the way, junior brother, why are you here? You are bringing a puppy with you?" Senior Brother Jiale was surprised when he saw Ah Da and Xiao Bai who had become like puppies.
asked.
"Dog? He said I am a dog owner, can I teach him a lesson?" Before I could say anything, Xiaobai became unhappy.
"Junior brother, you are so awesome, you are talking like a bitch." Senior brother Jiale was really strange, and he was startled for a moment.
"Dog? One of them is a zombie and the other is a fox demon. You two give it to him according to the way I have been training on the road. If he dares to be lazy, as long as he does not die, it is up to you two. I will go back to the house first.
Come on, don't make it too miserable." I ignored Brother Jiale, turned around and walked to the kitchen to find Uncle Four Eyes. There were some things I had to say hello to him first.
"Oh, junior brother, oh!" "Master's senior brother, please squat down properly, otherwise I won't hit your legs with the stick!" At this time, Xiaobai transformed into a human form, with his head still lowered in his hand.
A bamboo stick, on the other side, Ada stood there steadily.
"Why is the master so strong? This senior brother is so weak? Stand still for me, crackle!" "Oh, don't hit him, don't hit him, stand up right away, stand up right away." In just a short while
, Brother Jiale was beaten several times.
"Awei, can't we break this?" The two of us were preparing breakfast in the kitchen. When Senior Uncle Simu heard the screams of Senior Brother Jiale, he was a little worried and a little soft-hearted.
"Uncle Master, you can't be soft-hearted at this time. Jiale, since he is your successor, he will be a Taoist priest in the future. He may not encounter anything on the way to conquer demons. You don't want me to retire after you retire, Brother Jiale."
"As early as possible..." Many times, I don't need to say it so clearly, but I know that my uncle has understood what I mean, don't you see? His hand speed in chopping vegetables has increased. He wants to go out early.
, let senior brother eat some food, but I will not give you these opportunities.
"Uncle, today's breakfast time has been postponed for half an hour." We must let the senior brother have a process of slowly adapting. Because for the first time, if he doesn't deal with it more harshly, he won't have the fear, and people will
If he doesn't know how to make progress, he must know that he will be beaten if he can't do anything. It must be because he has the foundation. After all, some things should be done sooner rather than later. I decided that tonight, I will let Brother Jia Le swallow Huang Jing, and then I will use it.
The spiritual energy in his body drives it to move, and Zhou Tianlai helps him refine it. As long as he can survive this tonight, it can be said that Brother Jiale will be a brand new Brother Jiale tomorrow morning.
I told my uncle about my plans in detail, and he agreed. That night, Master Yixiu did not knock on the sutras and chant the Buddha. He was very worried and came over to check, and then he and his uncle took the initiative to protect us.
After Brother Jiale had cleaned all the dirt on his body after washing the marrow and cutting off the hair, he just said one sentence: "Junior Brother, thank you, but I don't want to try this feeling again. It really hurts too much."
The uncle pinched his face and said: "Don't be ignorant, your junior brother's cultivation level is higher than mine. If I use my spiritual energy to wash and blow your hair, it will not achieve the same effect as your junior brother's help."
.Did you see? Your junior brother's face is relatively pale and he is very exhausted. Tomorrow morning, if you can't get up for the first time, you will practice by yourself. If your face doesn't look good, let's see if the master can beat you to death?"
Once I really felt that my uncle was cruel, but I don’t know why I always felt that Master Yixiu looked at me strangely. Could it be that the master wanted me to help Qingqing in the same way? I was a little happy thinking about it, but carefully
I'm so scared, my scalp is numb, and I can't put on clothes when washing my hair, okay?
Maybe it's because my arrival has changed the timeline. It's been three months since I came to my uncle's dojo, and I've already made a completely safe breakthrough on the 48th day after arriving at the dojo.
, Celestial Master Realm. This is really an unexpected surprise. On the day I made a breakthrough, it may also be God’s help. Suddenly, there was a thunder and lightning, wind and rain, but God helped me succeed. On the night when I was meditating and practicing Qi, the lid of the house was closed.
It penetrated, as if I had a grudge against 81, and with another ninety-nine and eighty-one thunderbolts, I broke through directly from the Great Perfection of the Earth Master to the early stage of the Heavenly Master.
I still remember that the next day, Brother Jiale wanted to be lazy in the name of celebrating me, but Ah Da and Xiao Bai didn't tolerate him at all and dragged him out of the room. After a beating, think about me.
They all feel pain for him.
This morning, after we had breakfast, we were walking in the yard and chatting, when we heard noises coming from a distance: "Quick, quick, push hard, oh, why did you stop? Who told you to stop?"
"Is that so?" I felt uncomfortable listening to this voice, as if an old man was pinching his throat and preventing him from speaking. At this time, I had a feeling: Eunuch Wu Shilang has arrived.
"Master Wu, I've run out of the glutinous rice I brought with me. My senior brother and I will borrow some." In our industry, almost all things are borrowed, because if you borrow something from you, it still looks like this, which proves that nothing happened to you. If you want to go
If you don't pay it back, it won't necessarily be the same when the time comes. So if you don't understand this industry, don't talk nonsense, because there are many taboos in every industry.
"Ah, okay, then hurry up!" This dead eunuch's voice was still so ugly.
"Brother 17, let's rest here for a while. Qianhe said he wanted to borrow some glutinous rice from his senior brother." Wu Shilang said hurriedly to the Manchu master sitting on the sedan chair.
"Okay, let's rest for a while, Wu Shilang!" The young man from the Qing Dynasty, who was very calm, said to the dead eunuch.
When we saw someone coming, we all hurriedly walked out. After all, the place we live in is in the wild mountains, and few people come.
"Senior brother." "Junior brother." "Hello, senior uncle." We greeted each other together, because senior brother and I are from the younger generation, so when you are the head of a Taoist family, you have a higher position than others. This is etiquette and a rule. If you
If you really lived in that era, or if you lived in a place with little information and followed the old etiquette, you would know this. The old etiquette passed down from ancient times is really terrible, but you have to follow it because of those
Lao Lier represents inheritance.
"Hello, Master Ikkyu" "Hello, Master Qianhe!" Master Ikkyu and his uncle greeted each other.
"Junior brother, the bronze-horned gold coffin is wrapped with an ink bucket net. Could it be that there is something inside?" Uncle Shimu asked Uncle Qianhe.
"Yes, it's a zombie," Master Qianhe replied.
"Taoist Master Qianhe, why didn't you burn him?" Master Yixiu asked in confusion.
"We can't burn it, because this zombie belongs to the royal family on the frontier, so we have to transport it to the capital to hear the emperor's fate." Both the master and his uncle mentioned to me that uncle Qianhe was the adopted son of a prince in the decline of the Qing Dynasty, because that prince had a great influence on the emperor.
He is kind, so now he repays the favor most of the time, because repaying the favor has seriously delayed her practice. The adults are talking to each other, and we, Southeast and Northwest, all know each other.
"Since it can't be burned, why not dismantle the tent and let the sunlight reduce her corpse energy?" At this time, Master Ikkyu said from the side again. To be honest, this is completely a good intention but a bad thing.
"Can't dismantle it!" I interrupted Master Qianhe before he could arrange the work in the southeast, northwest and northwest. Everyone looked at me in confusion. Of course, I, who was familiar with the plot, knew that dismantling the tent would kill me, and I also
I made a temporary decision and told them immediately.
Predict what will happen next, and listen to the explanation next time.
ps: Dear readers, if it seems okay, please give me a collection of flowers. (To be continued)