The above document mentioned that when we arrived at the boundary of Gao Laozhuang, we met Gao Cai who was out to find the Master. After understanding the situation from her, we followed them to Gao Laozhuang and Mr. Gao’s home. After meeting with Mr. Gao, we
After discussing in detail that their family had attracted monsters, the payment was settled in detail, and then the monkey began to show its ability.
At this time, in their eyes, I was just a weak monk. Although I was good-looking, I was useless. I didn’t say anything to what they said, because I didn’t have to be familiar with these mortals, because to be honest, I really didn’t have much.
The art of change cannot deal with that stupid pig. At this time, the matter of dealing with Bajie really has to be left to the monkey.
It was delicious and delicious. After staying in Gaolaozhuang for two days, Monkey tied the tied Zhu Bajie into the lobby. By the way, at this time, he had not yet named him Bajie, and he was still called Zhu Gangxian.
, but there is a Dharma name given to him by Guanyin Bodhisattva called Zhu Wuneng. Of course, according to the operating procedures, a beating is inevitable. I have to do this myself. To be honest, I still don’t know.
I can’t understand why, whether it’s Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha, or Little White Dragon, attacking them is just a beating, and there are merits that can be obtained. The final explanation given by the system is that these three guys are all
I have eaten people, so that’s it. I took in Zhu Bajie and took in Gao Laoye to avenge him. Later, they were sent out of Gao Laozhuang by their family members. Of course, Miss Gao was also very beautiful, but when I thought about him, he had already
After being fucked by a pig, I had no interest in her at all, because after such a long time, Bajie and Miss Gao had already become a couple, and the monkey also told me that Miss Gao was already pregnant with Liujia at this time.
Okay, this is really a funny thing. Bajie actually has descendants. But in order to prevent the Buddhists from coming to eradicate the roots after we left, I, Hu Po, and Bajie went on the road first. Monkey, how can we kill Mr. Gao and his family?
Together with Miss Gao and the others, they were all sent to Chang'an, the capital of the Tang Dynasty in the East. It was the place where human luck gathered, and Buddhists did not dare to act recklessly. Moreover, this was a matter of crossing two realms. Soon, the monkey returned again.
When he came to my side, Bajie asked curiously and told him in detail. Bajie burst into tears. He really felt a sense of belonging to our team. He was not lazy at all like in the TV series and books. He was very good at everything he did.
Diligent? And what he practices is the authentic Taoist Tiangang 36 method and the nine-turn Yuan Gong, the spiritual protection technique of Buddhism. The Buddhist protective technique is the Eight-Nine Mysterious Technique, which is the castrated version of the Nine-turn Yuan Gong. The monkey practices it.
The castrated version, the castrated version is called 72 transformations. You only cultivate the skills, not the law, and not the mind. Otherwise, if you can do that, alas, a good seedling will be destroyed in the hands of Bodhi. Of course, now that it is in my hands, I will
Good luck, except for Amber, only Sha Wujing has not returned to the team.
Let's stop chatting and search for these people here to give a brief explanation. In a blink of an eye, we came to Liusha River again, beat Sha Wujing well and took him back. The nine skulls were useless at all. I didn't expect those nine skulls.
Kezi actually has a great affinity with me, and has reintegrated into my body. With the essence and resentment of the ninth life, it has actually improved my body's cultivation. You must know that thanks to my body's cultivation now
Already, it’s so awesome. It’s not easy to improve even a little bit. I didn’t expect that the skulls in the previous nine lives could have such help. It’s really good. And now I can boldly tell you that the original work
Jin Chanzi, Tathagata's second disciple, had already been devoured by me! The moment I came to the world of Journey to the West to replace him, the system was indeed powerful.
After the team members gathered together, we didn’t set rules. In fact, I set the rules for them. They should exercise when they get up in the morning, wash their faces and brush their teeth, and how often they should take a bath. If they don’t wash, they will be beaten, and then
Can you believe that when other TVs are idle and bored on the road, they must practice with each other? Xiao Bailong is actually very talented in long-lasting skills. He has already practiced the 18 Dragon Subduing Palms to the highest level, and he can do it
They are all golden dragons. The golden dragons produced with each palm are twice as long as the previous ones. That is to say, after all eighteen palms are struck, there are more than 60,000 golden dragons in total. Of course, he cannot produce that many golden dragons now.
Because his cultivation level is simply not enough to support the appearance of so many golden dragons.
Specializing in monkey training, he also learned the Banlong Stick Technique created by Zhao Kuangyin, the founding ancestor of the Song Dynasty, as well as fists and feet, and a lot of kung fu, because partiality is undesirable.
Amber, what he practices is a whip, this braiding method is also the best for playing. Yuchi Gong, it has been passed down, and there are many fists and kicks that need to be practiced.
Zhu Bajie, a rake with multiple uses, is more complicated to learn, because I don’t want my apprentices to be nothing if they lose their weapons in the future.
Monk Sha, a crazy magic wand method, and other fist and kick skills after that, stop and go, rejoice, and be happy every day, but for many of us, once we have insights, we will stop on the road
, confirming each other, this incident made the gods and Buddhas all over the sky have headaches, so they had no choice but to add hardships to us.
Isn't this? I walked to a deserted place, in the mountains of a barren mountain, and there was a family. I thought of a very famous difficulty in the 81st difficulty: the four saints test the Zen mind. In fact, to put it bluntly, they are just idle.
Your balls hurt, look how I am teasing you?
Now let's take a look and recall that in the book and the TV series, the people who come to try the Zen mind are four awesome characters: an old lady, two old men, and a shemale. It's fucking disgusting to think about it, and...
Really, love, love, pity, oh my god, it’s so disgusting that no one is willing to die!
But to be honest, in the world of Journey to the West, these four are all powerful. This is for sure. Also, when reading novels in my original world, I remember there is a saying that Old Mother Lishan should be a Jiejiao, and there is no such thing as
When the Holy Mother appears, there is another theory that she is the incarnation of the good corpse of Nuwa, the goddess who made humans holy. But whoever he is? It has nothing to do with our current story.
Don’t you want to try your Zen mind? Then we won’t go in at all and will take a detour from your house, a total of seven or eight times! Whenever we see the courtyard in the distance, we will take a detour. Really, the last time it happened
He came directly to the door: "What do you mean? Our yard is so big, can't you see it? It's already dark, and you still leave, are you crazy?" Hearing this tone, Juebi was furious.
"Emi Doufu, this donor, our team is full of grown men, and we are a group of monks. If we go to your yard, you are not an inn or restaurant. You cannot let us stay in the hotel. And look at the four or five of you.
They are all women, so this is very inconvenient!"
"What's the inconvenience? What can I do if I stay in the wilderness for one night?" At this time, the number of four has turned into five. Which one is covering his mouth and smiling coquettishly? You can smell it from him.
I smelled a faint scent of cinnamon. If I guessed correctly, it should be Chang'e in the Lunar Palace, the Lord of the Lunar Star. On the other hand, these Buddhas really made great efforts in order to travel westward and spread Buddhism eastward.
Since I was shameless, and in line with the concept of being a bastard, I walked directly towards the beautiful woman who smelled of osmanthus, reached out and grabbed her delicate hand, and said in my mouth: "
Since the beauty is so kind and it’s hard to refuse, then the poor monk can only do it reluctantly, let’s go!”
All of those who were so angry were stunned! This is really not playing the cards according to common sense. If there are 3 but not played, this is the whole thing (4)!
But no matter how confused they are? The plot has to go on. When I tried to increase the strength of the jade hand in my hand and pulled it out, I knew that this was definitely Chang'e of the Moon Palace. But even though I don't have the spiritual cultivation, with your
I want to fight with my brother. Isn’t that a joke? It’s better to be honest and let me earn some cheap money. Chang’e, who is reluctant and blushing, has moved a lot towards them.
This time, I walked past the house, which had not even changed its shape.
When we got to the yard, our family wanted to entertain us. Of course, as well-educated eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty, we also wanted to prove that we Tang people were the most advanced, polite, and ethical people in the world. In order to spread our culture and vegetarian dishes, we were all invited to
After taking it, the monk will drink wine and eat meat.
"Why drink alcohol and eat meat?" The voice of the person named Zhenzhen, who is Manjushri Bodhisattva, was broken. This is really unbelievable. Ever since she became a god and came to Buddhism, she has never tasted meat.
What does it smell like? So it’s really incredible.
"Yes, a monk has to eat meat and recite sutras sooner or later! And if I don't eat meat, how can I get the physical strength from drinking alcohol to exercise? It's not like you don't know how difficult and dangerous this road to the West is!" The look on my face
It is a matter of course. As soon as I entered this earthly immortal world, three precepts were broken for me, and I will slowly break the others. As long as it is beneficial to myself, what rules and precepts have nothing to do with me?
"This, this~"
"What about this and that? How can it be that a family with such a big house and such a big community like yours doesn't drink wine and eat meat?"
"All of our family are devout Buddhists. We don't drink alcohol or eat meat at all!" At this time, Lishan's mother, who played the role of the old mother, and Chang'e, who played the role of the youngest daughter and was always held in my hand, were quietly there.
It’s a joke, because to be honest, if there is no merit to be gained, they will not come to help at all. Gods also pay attention to interests: people compete for a breath, Buddha competes for a stick of incense!
"Damn it, what you just told us, how many group sites does your family have? How many industries does it have? Are you all bragging?" At this time, Bajie, an idiot, was needed to make a joke, and his eyes were staring.
Like a copper bell, his eyes were filled with tears. This was the best accusation against Zhenzhen and Ai Lianlian, and the three sisters bragging in front of him.
"How do you talk? What does bragging mean? The property is real, why are we lying to you?" This was a bit unclear, so Samantabhadra hurriedly came out to answer.
"Oh, since I'm not bragging, let's quickly serve up the good wine and meat! Our master and disciples have eaten and drank enough, let's discuss other things!" They didn't give them any other chance to refute, and just blocked them.
die.
"No!" This was said by Manjusri and Samantabhadra, and the three of them said it together, categorically and gritting their teeth.
"We brought it ourselves. Take us to the kitchen quickly and let's get some food ourselves. This guy spent a lot of time hiding from you!" Bajie, this idiot accidentally said that he was bald.
"Pfft..." When I heard this, Fairy Chang'e, who was holding her little hand up to her waist, started laughing, and Old Mother Lishan was also laughing.
Those three Bodhisattvas were embarrassed, because after all, we were just playing tricks on them, ah, in such a wilderness, and then what? No matter how we detoured, we could still see his yard? There is one last thing.
They were so angry that they came to stop us and forced us to do anything. Besides, there are currently six people in our team, how can anyone be easy to get along with?
Finally, the lie was exposed, and there was no such thing as the so-called soul collision. The three Bodhisattvas were furious, but there was no other way. They were about to do something, say something cruel or something, to save their faces, but when they saw Wukong
Monk Bajiesha took the weapons in his hands and swallowed the harsh words they were about to blurt out. In the end, he could only wave his hands angrily and put away the illusion, and did not talk to Mother Lishan or Guang Han.
The fairies in the palace and Chang'e said hello, and the three guys left with Xiangyun. Mother Lishan returned to her true self, and yes, our nodding was worth it. Xiangyun left. It can be said that he saw a good show today.
In the end, Fairy Chang'e also wanted to leave, but when it comes to your mouth, how can I let you go?
"What are you doing, let go!" He struggled in my arms.
"Haha, the meat in the poor monk's mouth can still escape, so you should give up this idea temporarily. The apprentices go to prepare for life and cook. The master invites this beauty to have dinner!" Soft and fragrant
It feels very comfortable to hold it in my arms. Of course, if you can make money, you have to work hard to make it.
Fairy Chang'e herself didn't expect that this monk was so strong. Seeing that she was so weak, even if she secretly used her magic power, she couldn't break free from the little monk's arms, so she could only give in with a red face.
This little monk is making a lot of money, but of course, he can't do anything too outrageous, because that would be seeking death.
Invite Fairy Chang'e to drink heavily, eat a large piece of meat, and then let him go. The Four Saints test the Zen mind. This difficulty lies in nothing else. In the eyes of the gods, it is a farce. Of course, in the book, this should be called the Five Saints' Zen trial.
Heart.
Can you imagine it when we were drinking wine and eating meat? Chang'e actually regained her temperament like a girl, laughed and made fun with us, and finally left reluctantly. Of course, when I left, I also
I exchanged something from the system and gave it to him. It was a necklace. Although there was no spiritual energy fluctuation at all, it was still very beautiful. This proved that both women and dragons like shiny things.
After making a fuss most of the night, we set up camp the next day and rested as usual. After a good day's rest, we started a new journey on the third day. But I didn't know that from that day on, Fairy Chang'e in the Moon Palace had something in her heart.
After reading the notes, he would use the technique of mirror light no matter what, to observe this interesting group of Buddhist monks and the very powerful little monk who made him unable to see clearly.
This is exactly what it means: accept the Eight Precepts and achieve enlightenment,
Meeting the Five Saints in the wilderness.
Don't play your cards according to common sense,
Chang'e said that it is difficult to keep one's heart pure.
What is the future of Jade? Let’s hear the explanation next time! (To be continued)