"What are you talking about? If you can't explain it clearly, you'll be finished today~ Humph~" Luo Xuejiao said at the end, pouting her mouth, sitting with a serious expression on her face, telling me that if you don't explain it clearly, this matter would be very serious.
"The phone number is in my hands. Can you understand if I say that?"
"In the other hand, brother, are you not explaining it clearly or I didn't understand, why did I listen to it?" Most people can't understand the other I said at all, and I explained it to her earlier.
After so much, I didn’t talk about the external incarnation, because there are many times when the fewer of these things people know, the better. After all, I don’t want to be sliced and studied by others.
"Baby, this is actually a very important secret. Now let you know that it is really not good for you, because I can touch my conscience and say that I have never thought of hurting you, even if I let my brother fall into the 18th level of hell
, I never thought about it ~ "I held her tightly in my arms and told her solemnly that because there is a clone in this society, it is so magical and terrible, especially my clone,
Similar to beheading a corpse, you can live independently. In front of people who don’t know how to do things, this is a completely myth.
"Brother, tell me, I can accept it. Now that you have these magical abilities, you will face some strange problems in the future. So, since I have accepted you again, I must face all this, brother,
Don't worry, your wife is not that fragile~" Luo Xuejiao was moved and hugged me tightly.
"Okay, let's wait together! I will give you an answer until 12 o'clock in the evening..." It's already said that, I made a decision, and I wanted to tell him everything except the system.
"So... your ghost is so hot! Hiss~" As soon as he finished speaking, a soft little hand pinched the soft flesh around my waist and turned around a circle.
"You are not allowed to swear. If you are swearing, you will strangle you to death~" He said without raising his head and strangled you to death, and then he never let go. He pinched him for a while, at least for more than ten seconds.
"Wife, can we change the land? I feel that piece of meat is already purple!" My voice was already trembling. To be honest, it really hurts.
"Haha, why are you talking about your body now surpassing the ordinary people and you're about to be indestructible? Why? You can't resist a weak hand of my little woman..." Although he said this, his wife's hand had already been released.
That piece of meat was gently rubbed for me, but unfortunately, no matter how much Yunnan Baiyao was, it could not make up for the trauma of my soft flesh. There is one thing that I am very surprised by why this woman's hand can actually break the defense.
As for my current physical fitness, the acquired sword cannot hurt me at all. OK, I still have to do an experiment.
"Wife, let go of your hand first to show you something magical, otherwise you would think you are bragging..." Or I let go of my hand holding my wife, and I went into the kitchen last night and found it
Get the kitchen knife and take it out~
"Brother, what are you doing? Could it be that I said you are bragging? You are angry and want to harm yourself!" He looked at me holding a kitchen knife and was still teasing me.
"It's time for my wife to perform real skills. Let me bring me two pieces of waste paper and I will make a trick for you~" I have to let my wife know that the kitchen knife at home is still very sharp...
"You can still make tricks, it's true or false, but don't mess it up, otherwise I will laugh at you." As she said that, she turned around and brought me two newspapers.
"Then I'll give it to you, please start your performance and wait to see how you played it? Hehehe~" Then she sat on the sofa, hugged her shoulders with her hands, raised her little head, and her expression was full of drama.
I want to joke with me.
"After a while, don't be afraid of your wife, and don't be impulsive, otherwise it will be bad if you really make a mistake~" With my current physical fitness, there is no problem at all.
I was talking about it soon, and I saw a few kitchen knives I handed it to me and cut all the newspapers I handed it into paper strips. I threw the paper strips upwards, and quickly waved the kitchen knives in my hand to put them on.
They were cut into shredded paper...
"Good knife skills, brother, you can go to the streets to perform in the future, why are you doing? Scrub the bath!" I felt that if she didn't complain, I felt uncomfortable...
"Well, I just want you to see if the kitchen knife at home is sharp or not... The one below is the point." Before she could speak, I turned around and pointed the sharp blade at my arm and slashed it down.
With a clang, the kitchen knife bounced up quickly.
"Brother, what are you doing? Are you crazy?" Luo Xuejiao rushed towards me quickly.
"Don't worry! Honestly, sit there and don't move. Today I will let you see your man's strength..." I shouted loudly and fixed her there. Then the kitchen knife flew up and down in my hand and looked at myself
The arms, legs, chest, abdomen, neck, and face were slashed wildly. When my subordinates stopped, the kitchen knife could be used as a saw. The sharp blade just now was full of cracks. I was watching
There is not even a white seal on my body...
At this time, Luo Xuejiao's eyes were wide open, her mouth was wide open, with a look of being like a ghost, and her face was full of surprise.
"How about baby? I'm so awesome, there are even more awesome ones, look at the tricks..." As I spoke, I swung the kitchen knife and slashed at my wife~
"Ah, help~" A high decibel call came from Luo Xuejiao's mouth. Even my almost indestructible barrier was shaking three times by her voice. Now, I still feel my eardrums hurt.
..
A loud "Clang~bang~" sounded like a loud bang, and a ray of light flashed through Luo Xueci's hand, quickly covering her whole body, like a layer of protective film, the kitchen knife slashed up and was directly shaken into pieces.
He handed the hilt in his hand to her, and said to her with a proud look on his face, "How is it? Wife, didn't you lie to you?"
"Brother, you really didn't lie to me. Let me go now~" Luo Xuejiao's tone was a bit stable. If it weren't for her pale face, I would have thought she was an old driver...
"Okay, my wife, but let me talk first, I'll let you go, you can't take revenge on me in the future!" I was still careful, otherwise I would be the one who suffered in the end.
"Okay, I will never take revenge on you. I admire you so much~" Alas, it feels so good to be admired, but I didn't see the brightness that passed through her eyes, otherwise I wouldn't be so naive.
I believed her evil. My wife was very angry, and the consequences were very serious
"Explanation!" After saying this, I regretted it and never gave me a chance to speak again. I just punched and kicked it and said, "Shao Laoer, you are awesome, are you awesome, right?
, You want to kill your wife and change to a new person, right? Because you have learned some yarn magic, you have to go to heaven, right? Today, you don’t know why the flowers are so popular after seeing me ruin your martial arts!”
"Oh my wife~, it's not oh my~, oh my, listen to me~" While screaming, I also have to explain to others, and I can't let the energy of my body rebound, otherwise it will hurt her.
Here we need to explain why it is said that rebound can hurt her. Some friends asked, saying that you have given your wife such awesome bracelet, why can you still rebound your physical strength and hurt her? His bracelet
It is passively defended, and only when you are attacked can you react. However, the physical body and the physical body are different from each other. It is him who attacks me. My body is not me attacking him at all, so the bracelet does not respond!
"What wife is not, yours, or mine, I'm asking you to scare me, see if I won't beat you to death today!" He also knew my physical condition and knew that I couldn't beat me to death at all, so he felt relieved to treat me as if he was a wise man.
The air vent bag sandbag.
I'm not without gains. I finally know what shrew's fist is. It is said that this is a comprehensive boxing technique that integrates fingering, palm technique, boxing technique, foot technique and various physical attacks that can hurt people. It is said that this boxing technique is
The first ancestor of the school was the wife of Fang Xuanling, the famous prime minister of the Tang Dynasty...
"Huff, huff, huff, huff, huff, huff, huff, huff, and so tired," Luo Xuejiao destroyed me for more than an hour! She said she couldn't unscrew the bottle cap, do you believe it?
"Bang bang bang~" At this time, a knock on the door came from outside the door. I knew Yu Yangzi was here, so I said to my wife: "My wife, let's go and open the door and be surprised."
"What else are you surprised? Brother, didn't you notice that I was gone at all? Go and open the door!" This was the wife sweating profusely, and she was lying softly on me, probably beating me.
This more than an hour consumed a lot of physical strength.
"Wife, I can't move even if you lie on me like this! Why don't I let him come in by myself!" I said to her in a pleasing tone.
"What's the matter? A takeaway delivery guy can come into my house directly tonight." The wife looked at me with confusion.
"Okay, we can't move now, come in by yourself!" I shouted to the door with the next sentence. With Yu Yangzi's arrival, he had quietly strengthened the barrier that I was not around the house.
Once, but it can be said that if I didn't do it specifically, my barrier would be invalid for him, and vice versa.
A "click" sounded open the door. A man with shirtless, shaved head, and wearing big shorts, was walking in from outside the door. Luoxue Zhou, the man was shocked and said with a wide mouth.
: "Ghost~"
What will happen next? Let’s listen to the next breakdown (to be continued)