After a long separation, there must be some joy when we meet again. What surprised the master the most was that Tingting was already three months pregnant. In the words of the master, it is extremely difficult for a person with my level of cultivation to have children. Carefully
Calculated, Tingting can be considered an older mother, but I can't stand it because I have a plug-in system, because Tingting is pregnant, and we have been separated for a long time. Furthermore, the story about the Western missionary zombie will soon be over.
It was about to start, so we came back early.
During this period of travel, we killed a lot of little devils, so Tingting and I both had extremely strong murderous auras. When we came back, we wanted to slowly dispel these murderous auras through a simple and peaceful life, but
It is not impossible for professionals like us to live a truly peaceful life, but if there is an elder in the family, if there is a treasure, if there is something you don’t understand, go to the master!
After eating vegetarian food at home for more than two months, the murderous and violent energy in me was finally able to be completely absorbed into my body and not show up outside. Tingting, this is much easier than me, because she is a mother who is about to become a mother.
The master only used one sentence to quickly restrain her murderous intent: "Think more about your child. If you cannot restrain your murderous intent and strength, the child may grow up to be deformed in the future!"
Compared to Tingting, the lethality of this sentence is no less than that of nuclear weapons. Because she is only three months pregnant and has just revealed her pregnancy, her belly is not particularly obvious, but every time she walks, she has to hold her belly straight and hold her hand.
When you look at it from the waist up, it feels like you are about to give birth. Ever since Tingting became pregnant, her little temper has skyrocketed. At the slightest trivial matter, she will grin and look like she wants to eat people. Sometimes she even gives you the same feeling.
Even if she is unreasonable, she will scare me with stomachache at every turn, but I believe every time that Tingting is the child herding sheep. No matter how many times the wolf comes, I still have to believe it, because the sheep she herds are
mine!
While I was looking forward to the birth of this little life day by day, I was also quietly preparing to deal with the vampire next.
"Hallelujah, Allelujah, Allelujah~" Amidst the praises of Christian believers, the plot begins!
"Senior brother, senior brother, come and see, you see these people are dressed very strangely, and they want to open the church on the Seven Evils. Master Mingming said that place is the most sinister and evil place in Jiuquan Town, and it must not be opened.
Otherwise, there will be disaster, but they just won’t listen, so go and have a look!” Xiaoyue’s character is always like that, what the hell?
"Are they some weird missionaries?" At this time, I was sitting on a chair in the courtyard in the way Ge You was sitting, with a comfortable look on my face. I squinted my eyes and didn't take it seriously at all.
But I know in my heart that this thing has started, and I don’t have much time in this world. After all, after dealing with it, I feel like I can return to the real world, but I have to carefully calculate how I can make another profit.
Tickets, let all those damn people turn into vampires according to their normal trajectory and be killed by me. This kind of merit will be indispensable, and when the time comes, they can be exchanged for some good goods in the system.
During the time that Tingting and I were traveling, through various methods, whether good or bad, we acquired a lot of gold, silver, jewelry, antique calligraphy and paintings. This is a huge amount of wealth, and it is temporarily stored in my system.
In space, no matter whether time is fast or slow, as long as I return to modern society, time in this plane will also move, so I have to prepare for a rainy day and leave this money to Master and Tingting when the time comes.
Go and live there, because for those of us who practice Taoism, there are many things that are too harmful to us in this special era.
"Xiaoyue~ Do you remember what senior brother told you?" Some time ago, I arranged for Xiaoyue to pay attention to these things. Whenever strange people come, tell me immediately, and then go buy garlic in large quantities.
"Brother, are you talking about buying garlic to make garlic paste?" Although Xiaoyue is still a child and a little playful, she is much more reliable than A Xing, and during the time when I came back, she also
I exchanged a considerable amount of money and dressed up Xiaoyue well. During this period of time, Ah Xing's practice has obviously improved, because I have taken over the task of teaching them from the master and passed through several worlds.
I have learned a truth, you have to be hard-working when you are forging iron. If you indulge them now, you may harm their lives in the future. So now, sometimes when I speak, I am even better than the master.
Because although I am spoiled by Xiaoyue and Ah Xing, I can't beat you to death if you dare to be lazy during practice. Sometimes after beating them both, even the master will feel distressed and say that I am too harsh!
But I also quietly added some things to their diet that can strengthen their foundation and improve their health. I have also obtained a lot of old medicinal materials from my travels in the past few years. Now even the master and the mistress have very rosy complexions and look at their actual age.
There is a difference in appearance, master. Now the white hair on the temples has gradually become less. In the past two months, the most said thing by the master is: "It is still comfortable with Ah Wei around. This third apprentice
The couple are my caring little cotton-padded jackets!" Because of this sentence, the master's wife was jealous, hahaha, of course, this is a joke, the junior brother and the master's wife also taught me education, because I must have far more knowledge than them
And knowledge reserve, during this period of time, because I was relatively free, I also wrote a lot of books, which are all simple knowledge that I know. After all, I have not received a very high education, I only graduated from junior high school, but
There is one thing that is very good. After practicing Taoism, I can now completely remember the knowledge that I had completely forgotten. Sometimes I am thinking that if I had the memory I have now when I was studying, then I would at least
, you must also be a master’s student.
While I was thinking about it, my thoughts went astray. Here Jia Sisi pulled me back and told Xiaoyue: "Yes, hurry up to your fourth sister-in-law's place to get money. You have to go to the county town to get money around here."
I'll run and buy as much garlic as I can. If I want to ask what it's for, just remember these things. It will save lives in the future, so hurry up and go!"
"Senior brother, just let me go alone. Don't you want to exhaust me to death~" Xiaoyue didn't move at this time, but just looked at me with her big eyes, with a cute expression on her face.
"Call Ah Xing and ask him to go with you. If things are done well, senior brother will be rewarded. If things go wrong, get up an hour early every day~" Only with rewards and punishments can I be motivated to agree to their things. I will do them all.
But if they fail to complete the tasks I gave them, they will be out of luck.
"Oh, then senior brother, I'm going to find senior brother A Xing right now, and then I'll go to my sister-in-law's place to get money. I'll definitely buy a lot of garlic back. Don't worry, Xiaoyue, when she's doing things!" She was afraid that I would scold her and she ran away as soon as she finished speaking.
Because many times I really don't like them, and if I dare to be lazy in practice, I will be beaten to death.
That happened when I just came back from traveling with Tingting. Master, because A Xing and Xiaoyue were so naughty, he gave them to me to teach, because Tingting taught them before, and they just came back.
I have a very strong murderous and violent spirit. If the two little guys were a little naughty, I would punish them. The most severe one was when I beat A Xing until she vomited blood, and I spanked Xiaoyue until she slept at night.
I had to lie down, and the master was very distressed. He pointed at my nose loudly for the first time and scolded me. Even Tingting said to me: "After the child is born, I will be the only one to educate you, so you can just be cool and idle."
Let’s go!”
Axing and Xiaoyue are both orphans. They were picked up by their master and accepted as apprentices. I feel sorry for them because I feel sorry for them, but I will always remember one truth. If I am not harsh to him today, he may lose his life tomorrow. I can
I am used to them eating and drinking, because I have no shortage of money, and my clothes are much better than before, but I am definitely not used to you having a bad temper. Therefore, as mentioned above, the two of them are very afraid of me.
Axing and Xiaoyue went out with the money under my watch. They should be able to come back in the next few days, but I have to prepare early. I will go to the church to set up formations in the evening to prevent them from accidentally
If the vampire is released, it will delay my plan, because I know I can't wait until my child is born, so I will do everything I can to leave him the best.
Unexpectedly, time really failed. Two days later, Axing and Xiaoyue came back with a whole convoy of garlic. With these garlic, I will give that damn vampire zombie a surprise that will make him miserable~
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