The body of Mr. Ren was carried to Yizhuang. The master and I came back with the coffin. When the master was going around the coffin to study, two senior brothers, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, rushed in in a panic, their hands were very burned.
It smells delicious and is handed to the master for inspection.
He said: "Master, look quickly,"
The master took the burned incense and said: "People are afraid of three long and two short, and avoid two short and one long incense, but it happened to be burned like this. If you have this incense in your home, someone must be in mourning." It is really unlucky. How many of us are there?
Everyone feels very, very bad. (Three long and two short refers to the coffin without a lid. There are five boards in total, three long ones, two boards with bases are three long ones, and two bonnets are two short ones.
The reason why it is not covered is because it wants to eat people, so three long and two short are unlucky. There is also another saying: see the coffin and get rich. I hope all the readers will be safe and make a fortune.)
The senior brother didn't want to interrupt at this time. He also knew that the master was in a very bad mood. He was just a fool, but he was not stupid. He was definitely not like the person in the movie who would scold him for nothing.
"Prepare paper, pens, ink, knives, and swords. I want to seal this coffin." The master pondered for a moment, and the two brothers quickly prepared yellow paper, writing brushes, old ink, kitchen knives, and wooden swords.
Those ridiculous scenes in the movie did not appear at all, because it was really not a joke at this time,
At this time, I suddenly said to the master, "Master, wait a moment, I have something to tell you." The master turned around and looked at me blankly and said, "I'll talk after I'm ready."
"Master, I am really anxious about this matter. I must tell you now." After saying this, I felt very uneasy because I wanted to tell the master a very serious secret.
"Qiusheng Wencai, you two place these things, let me see what your junior brother is going to say?" The master pondered for a moment, but was stopped by my words. He looked a little uneasy, and it felt like if I didn't say anything
If Ziwu Maoyou comes out, I might get beaten.
"Master, you may be very angry with what I want to say, but I have to tell you, and since I came here, you and my two senior brothers are the closest people I have in this world." At this point,
I became slightly emotional, and my eyes were all red.
"Good boy, tell me, if you don't say Zi Wu Mao You today, I will treat you as a trick master and see if I don't beat you to death... Humph." Master, in order to increase credibility, it seems that
It's like it can really kill me, and there are two more. Humph, if you observe carefully at this time, you will find that the eyes of the master and the two senior brothers are also red.
Before I could speak, I plopped down and knelt down. Brother Qiu Shengwencai tried to help me up, but I didn't agree. "You damn kid, if you have anything to do, just tell the master, why are you kneeling down?"
?You didn't make any mistakes. Get up quickly." Master, you are so emotional when you see me kneeling down! You hurriedly came over and wanted to help me up.
"Master, I...can...refining...corpse." I revealed this important news word by word.
"What are you talking about? You know how to refine corpses. Who did you learn it from? Do you know that it is a sorcery? And how harmful corpse refining is to monks, do you know? You unfilial son, let's see if I don't beat you to death today." Master
He didn't even want to help me up, so he turned around to look for something as he spoke. If you pay attention, the master was already so angry with me that he was trembling all over.
"Master, wait a minute, wait a minute." He quickly crawled over on his knees, hugged the master's thigh, and explained to the master, "Refining corpses was taught to me in the inheritance of the ancestors. Master, you don't let me learn it, knowing this
It's a sorcery. How dare a disciple learn it privately? No matter how unfilial I am, I'm almost 40 years old. Don't I even know this? Master. Please believe me. We have been together for more than three years. You
Don’t you understand me yet?” I hurriedly told the truth. If I didn’t find someone to clear things up quickly at this time, I would be beaten lightly. The master has always been upright and will not tolerate sand in his eyes. If he is beaten
He had high hopes for me, and if I did something like this, the master might clean up the house himself. So I quickly explained to the master.
After hearing my somewhat inconsistent explanation, the master slowly felt relieved and his whole body slowly calmed down. At this time, the two senior brothers Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai showed their flattering skills.
Squatting down, the two senior brothers immediately brought up a grand master's chair and stuffed it under the master's buttocks. The master just happened to sit on the chair. When his thighs shook, I was shaken away, and he said to me: "You'd better make things right."
"Please tell me clearly in this notebook, otherwise I will think that you and I are masters and disciples, and the family law will not spoil you." Senior Brother Qiu Sheng, who is very discerning, has already taken the master's pipe.
He came over and quickly packed the cigarettes and lit them for the master. After the master smoked the cigarette, the whole person had calmed down.
"Master, where do I come from? You must know it now. On that day, I officially entered Maoshan Mountain to study the Dharma with you, and my marrow was cleansed and my hair was cut by the golden light of merit. You also witnessed it with your own eyes.
In that golden light of merit, the ancestors also passed on their secret techniques to me, including detailed methods of refining and raising corpses. It can be said that exorcising corpses is just a minor technique in refining and raising corpses. Over the past three years,
, I couldn't sleep at night, so I slowly compiled the inheritance in my mind into a book, and placed it in the ancestral hall, behind the list of ancestors. I just completed the biography yesterday, and this morning you asked me what I was doing in the ancestral hall.
Went, so filial and willing to offer incense. In fact, I sent the booklet inside, trying to find a suitable time to tell you, master. After all, the spiritual energy is exhausted now. If we can find good materials, practice more, and learn from it.
The zombies we control are also a great help to us in subduing demons. Even if they are used to travel long distances, we can also ride them as mounts, saving time, worry and effort. Why not? And the apprentice also
I know that Master, you are not a stubborn person (be afraid of flattery, otherwise it will be dangerous), so I came up with the idea to prevent you from sealing up such good materials. The above is my apprentice. For everything, please ask Master to judge."
The master and the two senior brothers listened to me quietly, and slowly a smile appeared on the master's face. Only then did I dare to do Cuixiang. The master kowtowed and asked the master to judge. Master, at this time I finally recovered.
Smiling, no seriousness at all
"Return to the Holy Inquisitor, the little brat is just teasing the master. The master is just a Taoist priest from Maoshan Mountain, not the emperor. It's the Holy Inquisitor's fart. Okay, since you didn't practice this evil method privately, then get up?"
Thank you Master for your kindness." I stood up with a playful smile. The two senior brothers beside me also took a deep breath. After all, we have been in a relationship for three years. The basis is here. They don't want me to be punished by Master because of this punishment.
After all, it's not a big deal. Seeing the almost happy ending, the two senior brothers also let out a long sigh of relief for me.
"By the way, Awei, you said, is it true that you know these spells?" The master was confused at this time and asked me.
"That's necessary. Don't even look at whose apprentice I am? Hehehehe." Why did I laugh like this in the end? Because, the master used his pipe to shine on my head, and at the same time, he shouted "You flatterer". In fact,
The master's beating didn't hurt at all. We all know that the master had no children in his life and raised the three of us as sons. Therefore, as the old saying goes: If you don't speak clearly, you won't be able to reason clearly. If you don't beat the casserole, it will never leak.
But if something is not said clearly, it will leave cracks, which will not be a complete life for us. In the remaining time, we will move the body of Mr. Ren from the coffin to the middle of the yard, and then I will direct the two
Senior brother, prepare the things needed for corpse refining and start my first corpse refining journey. First, dig a pit in the courtyard, put the corpse of Mr. Ren into it, and use the monk essence and blood in me
, mixed with cinnabar to seal Old Master Ren’s Yintang, Tianling, Sun, eyes, mouth, eyes, ears, pen, throat, hands, feet, Tanzhong, Qihai and other major points, these places were all sealed and mixed with me
The blood essence and blood will play a controlling role. As long as the mixing shaft and the blood essence are sealed into his body, it can be said that this zombie that is about to transform into a corpse has been completely cured by me, but to be honest
, it consumes a lot of money on my body. Fortunately, I have reached the peak of human affairs, otherwise I would not be able to survive it. In fact, there is another very cool thing here, that is, I am an innate thunder spirit body, and the essence and blood in my body can be encountered.
It is impossible to ask for it. I won’t go into details about the method of refining corpses here. (I can’t remember a lot of things at all. This is what the old man said. I’m afraid there are good people who believe it. Let’s see the official try to make a demon.
Method, it will kill you.) One advantage of this method of refining corpses is that it does not take as long as seven or forty-nine days or ninety-nine and eighty-one days. After a night of careful refining, Old Master Ren’s corpse has been
I completely obeyed my command. At this time, my face suddenly turned pale and my body kept swaying, like a patient with severe kidney failure. Fortunately, there were two senior brothers supporting me, otherwise I would have fallen to the ground. As I was doing the exercises
When the corpse was successfully removed, the long-lost voice of the system came to mind: "Congratulations to the host for completing the task of protecting Master Ren. The system rewards are as follows: 1. Lightning strikes the heart of a mahogany tree four feet tall. 2. One pound of Taibai fine gold. 3.
Ten Peiyuan Pills. Four, Ren Tingting’s favorability +1.” The first two are all good things. What the hell is the fourth Ms. Tingting’s favorability +1? In fact, the matter has come to an end here, and it is not completely over yet. In the past few days,
, I also have to find a way to get some essence and blood from Master Ren and Tingting to breed zombies, and I have to find various excuses to fool them. Master Ren is definitely anxious and wants to put his father to rest as soon as possible.
, in fact, even if I don’t go into details at this time, all the readers will know that Mr. Ren was turned into a zombie by me, and he also received a great opportunity. This opportunity will bless future generations and be enjoyed by the descendants of the Ren family.
Endless.
In the deep mountains where I don't know the place, an old Taoist died suddenly with blood spurting from his mouth when I successfully refined the body. His soul was scattered and he completely disappeared from the world. I want to know who the dead old Taoist was.
Who?
How about the advance payment for the funeral? Let’s hear the explanation next time (to be continued)