Chapter 1299 The vocabulary that is about to be exhausted
"I can't breathe anymore..."
In the ward, Sean Combs said this sentence almost sticking out his tongue.
The doctor standing by the side was a little confused. They had conducted a comprehensive examination on the other party, and there were no trauma, and various examinations also showed that there was no organ damage.
Apart from the rapid heartbeat, this patient should not have current symptoms.
There seems to be only one explanation for this situation, and this guy has hallucinated by taking drugs.
As a qualified private doctor in America, he feels it is necessary to remind his customers to pay attention to the dosage.
"Kung Fu, you can destroy your death kung Fu..."
He said something vaguely. The doctor at the scene listened for a long time before he could hear what he was saying.
“WTF?”
There was a chaotic incident outside the ward, and the door was pushed open, and a group of men and women in fashion and avant-garde clothes came in.
"Hey, brother heard you took off your pants in the street?"
These people are all friends of Sean Combs. Some were there at the scene at that time, and some were rushing to watch the fun after hearing the news.
But when they saw Sean Combs' painful appearance, they realized that things were much more serious than they thought.
"What the hell is going on?"
Someone pulled the doctor and asked, while others took out the leaves and prepared to sing one for Sean first.
"We've checked it, and there's no physical problem with Mr. Sean, which we think may be a psychological problem."
“Fuck…”
For a moment, the room was filled with all kinds of swear words. They thought that the guy in front of them was a quack doctor who only knew how to charge money.
At this time, Sean Combs, who was lying on the bed, grabbed a friend's arm and said with difficulty, "Go and find Bell Griers, this is the skill of destroying you."
A group of people looked at me and I looked at you, and the doctor said in the end, "You see, I didn't lie, Mr. Combs is really in a fantasy."
"Hey, you bastard knows what? Have you never watched Ji Peng's movie?"
"So should we find a voodoo wizard?"
...
Of course, Xu Chuan didn't know what ideas Sean Combs' friends were giving each other.
He didn't take this matter to heart because that guy was feeling uncomfortable for two or three hours at most.
Of course, if Xu Zhengyang took action, it might really make people die in a few hours, and there would be no external injuries.
Xu Chuan is not good at all. They are not the same trick, and they have to practice for decades at any time. If you cut it, do you think it is a bone-transforming palm? If you can’t even dissolve phlegm, you should go into the coffin.
"BOSS, what's your time really?"
However, even Curtis was a little surprised and confused about this matter. You should know that a few days ago, his boss performed a Chinese-style spell in Philadelphia, which really made people invisible and profound.
In the eyes of these people, the red dragon in the psychopath named Francis seemed to have been sealed.
Well, thanks to muscle relaxants.
Xu Chuan curled his lips and said contemptuously, "This is the unique bone-transformed palm that we passed on from our family. It is passed on from men but not from women, which means I don't have enough skills, otherwise he would turn into a pool of blood within two hours."
Anyway, you don’t need to make drafts when bragging, and with these beautiful cultural levels, you may think that the things in the movie are real.
Just like the guy driving in front of you.
Curtis widened his eyes, "WTF?"
Based on Xu Chuan's understanding of him, this guy believed at least 40%.
"Of course, our kung fu also has a nemesis, that is, the Xiao family's ten dragon slap."
Master Xu started talking nonsense, no, it should be said that he was talking nonsense.
"I remember that my ancestors followed the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty to drive away the Mongols. They used this skill to chase them to the shore of Lake Baikal. However, they met Xiao Feng, the peerless genius of the Xiao family. They fought for three days and three nights, but their ancestors were defeated by the other side in half a move."
When it comes to bragging, you should share the same thing with bragging. According to normal logic, you usually make yourself more arrogant.
Who would brag for a long time and then say that he was beaten?
So if Curtis only believed 40% just now, then he would have believed 60% to 70%.
However, if you ask Master Xu to repeat this story, he will definitely not be able to do it.
"After that, my ancestors worked hard to practice their unique skills, and three years later, they agreed to fight with Xiao Feng at the top of the Forbidden City."
"You don't know where the Forbidden Top is? You can understand it as a duel on the roof of the White House."
"It's a pity that I finally lost to the other party's move, the flying dragon in the sky. After that, my ancestor died in depression. In his later years, he wrote about the Ji Sheng Xu and He Sheng Xiao..."
Damn, Xu Chuan secretly swept a sweat. It was already finished, and he had to say it in English, so his vocabulary was almost exhausted.
If anyone dares to let him say it again, he will be so tender...
Curtis was very excited when he heard this, and turned his head and asked, "BOSS, teach me, teach me."
Who doesn’t have a dream of kung fu?
Xu Chuan kicked the other party's seat in horror, causing him to turn his head and drive normally.
Then he pretended to be regretful, "No, I'm not hiding my own heart, but you are too old and you can't achieve anything even if you study."
"Look at me, it's because I missed the opportunity to practice in the past few years, and it's impossible to become a master now."
Curtis doesn't think so, "BOSS, how can you give up? This is not the Bell Griers I know."
This guy is even more excited than Xu Chuan himself, "We can practice together."
Xu Chuan rolled his eyes and practiced your hammer...
Their car was not slow to drive, and it took less time to arrive downstairs of Xuela's apartment.
"BOSS, I'll tell me seriously, think about it."
Curtis's mind is now full of scenes of flying eaves and walls in Kung Fu movies, and qigong versus bombing.
Xu Chuan waved his hand, "Okay, I'll think about it. You can check the information about that guy just now."
Although he still doesn't know who the bastard who harassed Xuela was, his habit has always been to start first.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content later! If this guy doesn't know anything, he doesn't mind adding a little fertilizer to the land of Saint-Lodu.
"Dear~"
Seeing him get out of the car and sitting on the steps waiting for him Xuelao got up and ran over, then crashed into Xu Chuan's arms.
"I was scared to death just now..."
The woman lay on Xu Chuan's chest, looking frightened.
Xu Chuan smiled helplessly. He didn't believe in the woman's reaction at all, but he did not expose the other party, but gently patted the other party on the back.
"It's okay, I'm here."
"Yeah~"
Curtis, who was standing by, turned a blind eye to their nuisance, jumped and said, "BOSS, don't forget."
Xuela raised her head and looked at the other person in confusion, "He said don't forget something?"
Xu Chuan waved his hand and asked the fool to work quickly, then hugged the woman and walked towards the elevator.
"We are talking about Kung Fu. This guy wants to learn it. I'm considering whether to teach him."
The two walked into the elevator, and Sulla felt that the person named Curtis was probably fooled, but she didn't care about him. She only thought her boyfriend was awesome.
"Really, why do I think he can't learn it?"
Xu Chuan laughed directly, then lowered his head and kissed the other person's lips.
Then he pressed against the other person's forehead and said with a cunning look on his face, "When it comes to Kung Fu, I have something that suits you very well."
Xuela blinked curiously...
When she was put on the bed by the other party, Xuela couldn't help laughing, "How could she have such skills?"
Xu Chuan said to the other party seriously, "You don't understand now. The civilization of China lasted for thousands of years. This is the cultivation method passed down thousands of years ago..."
Well, well, it turns out that he is not suitable for cultivating immortals, and he has been thrown away by him for a short while.
"Yes, I still like this..."
...
Just when the two of them were studying Chinese traditional culture together, there was already some chaos in the outside world.
First, the media rushed to report on the bird walking incident after the award ceremony, and Sean Combs showed his big face.
Not only the media, but also the live videos and photos spread all over the world on major online social media.
Later, Sean was sent to the hospital, which attracted everyone's attention.
There were more than a dozen reporters surrounded by the hospital gate. If the security guard had not stopped them, these people might have rushed into the hospital.
"We have done a comprehensive inspection of Mr. Combs, but no serious problems have been found."
Sean Combs' doctor has already been interviewed first. He doesn't want to affect the reputation of his private clinic because of these black nonsense.
He used extremely euphemistic language art to imply that the reporters were getting too much drug use.
A group of media people suddenly realized, well, this is normal, it must be true.
Then the celebrities from the hip-hop world who came out directly confirmed the doctor's statement.
"Sean is so pitiful. He was cursed by the Chinese..."
"It's not a curse, it's the skill of destroying you..."
"I have made a movie with Ji Peng. According to my experience, this must be rescued by the caster..."
The reporters were confused, experience? Are you doing drugs? Well, the doctor is right.
But no matter what kung fu or black magic they like, this kind of strange news is what everyone likes to read.
After that, the phone calls between Lavi Bailey and Marian Chapman were blown up.
Let’s not talk about the fun Sean Combs brought to some people, his commercial value alone is worth some people’s ending up saving him.
"This guy is really a god of doom. He can cause such a big mess when he arrives in Los Angeles."
Lavi Belly, who had just had a meal with her friend, answered five calls and turned off her phone.
There was no choice but to end the dinner early, and regretfully let go of the young man in front of her, and then got into the car and rushed to Xuela's apartment.
In fact, Sean Combs has been entangled with Snowla for a while, but although they are all in the pop music circle, Snowla and the hip-hop circle have no intersection.
Although the other party has a lot of resources, it is not enough for Xuela to exchange it for some price.
This kind of thing is very normal in the entertainment industry. Sometimes no one can tell it. Some people's behavior is because they are confused by taking drugs, or they simply want to gain popularity.
So neither she nor Xuela took it too seriously.
But why did that guy catch me so by chance today?
Ha, that silly woman will probably be so happy.
She met Marian Chapman at the door of Shra's apartment, and it was obvious that the old guy also came over because of something tonight.
Their appearance caused a commotion to the reporter who had been waiting outside the apartment.
"Did you read the news? Those people said Mr. Grylls used a curse on Sean Combs."
The two of them stood in the elevator, and Lavi Belly said the news she had just heard.
"Ha, what I heard about is Kung Fu, the Kung Fu of Chinese people."
Then both of them laughed. Others didn't know that they really knew the Chinese.
When it comes to acting, they really do it one by one. Anyone who knows him knows that those idiots are definitely being fooled.
...
Xu Chuan in the apartment knew from the access control that they had arrived and had opened the door.
And he was making dinner for Sulla and himself in the kitchen.
Just put the pasta in the pot and cook it, and a simple meat sauce noodles are ready.
Lavi Belly, who had just entered the door, looked at Xu Chuan in surprise and skillfully using the tools in the kitchen. The woman Xuela was sitting on the dining table beside her, looking at the other person with admiration.
"Have you eaten?"
Xu Chuan looked up at the two of them and asked.
Lavi stood in front of the operating table, "Your matter just interrupted my supper."
Xu Chuan shrugged, "Okay, I understand, you are here to have a free meal."
It wasn't a big problem, he put some more noodles and served four plates.
"Just put the plate in, I'm not good at that."
Put the plate in front of a few people and Xu Chuan started eating directly.
He consumed a lot of energy since he got off the plane, and at this time he was almost hungry, his chest was pressed against his back.
"uh-huh……"
Lavi Belly and the other two tasted it, and then found that the taste was surprisingly good.
Xue La looked like she was showing off, as if she was doing the same.
"So, what did you do to that guy Combs? I heard he's almost dead now."
After dinner, Marian took a sip of freshly brewed coffee and talked about it.
"He was hit by my unique unique bone-transforming palm, and his bones will be broken and dead within two days."
Xu Chuan said this sentence firmly, and the confidence on his face was not a performance.
Marian almost squirted out a sip of coffee, and Ravi Belly looked even more terrified, "WTF?"
"Why do you like saying this so much?"
Xu Chuan took out his ears and asked indifferently.
Then he looked at Xuela, who was full of smiles, "Okay, I'm kidding. In theory, that guy should be fine in two hours."
“Fuck…”
Lavi Belly, who knew she had been fooled, cursed her directly.
Marian looked like he had been used to it for a long time.
"BOSS, it's almost three hours now. Why do people say that the guy is about to die?"