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Chapter 2 The Great Japanese Family

This fierce shout made Cai Qiyuan and Lao Qin take a few steps back in fright, and almost hit the cultural relics behind them!

Under the dim light, I could see that Kui Long, who was sitting on the table that day, had turned his head and was baring his teeth, trying to pretend to be glaring at them fiercely.

However, this small thing that is more than thirty centimeters tall does not have sharp teeth or claws. Except for the two horns on its head, it really looks like a Pekingese.

She looked like she was making a milky sound.

"What a ball! Doctor, what is this? Am I dazzled? Pinch me quickly! This, this, this..."

Lao Qin shook his head vigorously and blinked vigorously. He was in a trance. What seemed to be a bronze hairless Pekingese in front of him.

But when did Jingba enter the glass partition?

At this time, Cai Qiyuan opened his mouth, stared, and looked dull.

This... cultural relic is actually alive?

He actually spoke?

I have lived for more than thirty years and have read through three thousand years of history and ancient classics. Apart from myths, I have never heard of it!

Let alone seeing it with your own eyes!

Is this... a major discovery?

Suddenly, an idea came into his mind.

Wa hahaha……

If this were announced, wouldn't it shock the whole world?

"Doctor? Doctor?"

Phew~

Cai Qiyuan took a deep breath to hold back the excitement in his heart.

"You...what are you..."

He suddenly realized that he couldn't express it. Is it an animal? Is it a thing? Is it a toy? It doesn't seem to be any of them, but it is definitely not a human being!

"What are you doing? Where are you?"

Japan's Jingba voice was still sharp, and he looked aloof.

"You don't know us? We deal with you every day?!"

"Tch! Don't be shy, this is the first time for me to see you...such a person."

"People like us? Have you ever seen other people?"

"Are you worthy of being called a human being? A lower class! People like us are the real people!"

Um?

After listening to Riji's words, Cai Qiyuan and Lao Qin looked at each other in disbelief. There was no trace of fear or strangeness in each other's eyes, but they were filled with the look of a second-rate person.

How could a dignified human being be scolded by a cultural relic?

Still being scolded as a lower class?

"Oh, you are nothing but a piece of Japanese stuff! A low-class race? Do you know where you come from? You are made by us low-class races, do you know? Believe it or not, I will crush you with a stick right now!"

"

Lao Qin took out his baton and waved it towards the Japanese.

Cai Qiyuan, however, has been silently observing the Japanese drink.

He still can't believe that cultural relics can be resurrected and can talk!

Moreover, it actually understands human language, so who are those ancient sounds that it heard before?

"How dare you offend me? Do you know that lower-class people who offend upper-class people will be punished?"

Lao Qin was confused, what the hell is going on here!

I was just taking it as a joke, talking nonsense with this... I don’t know what kind of gadget it was, but why did it seem that what this gadget said was very serious?

"Can you tell me, where are you from? Space? Alien? Underground?"

Cai Qiyuan noticed something was wrong and felt that the two of them were not talking on the same channel.

"You...what do you mean?"

"Don't you think it's strange? Your current body is a cultural relic in our museum. Do you know that cultural relics are dead objects made of metal. Do you think dead objects can live? Can they talk?"

"Wow... we are wondering too! How come we have become so virtuous! What is wrong with us..."

After hearing Cai Qiyuan's words, Riji burst into tears.

He looked very much like a child being bullied by two adults.

"We? You mean, you're not the only one here? Where are the others?"

Cai Qiyuan kept looking at other cultural relics in the museum. In the dim light, he could not see clearly whether there was anything strange about the other cultural relics.

Before, I realized something was wrong because I noticed that the direction of Riji Gong's head had moved.

"Come on, brother."

Inexplicably, Jingba's voice sounded again.

"Brother, why did you bring me in if you were noisy if I didn't take you like this?"

Behind Ri Ji Gong, in the darkness, a simple and honest voice sounded.

"Just asking if you are still a member of the great Di Ji family? What is your family's sense of honor? Are you aware of your brother Dahu? Facing two low-level clans, you will be scared to death! Waste! Waste!"

"Do you know? I am a soy sauce maker. I had to go home to help my mother cook when I filled the soy sauce tank! Who knew... who knew that I ended up in such a ghost place and turned into such a ghost...

…Wow……"

The voice started to cry loudly as he spoke.

"Shame! What a shame! Scum, really the scum of the family! Look at how stupid you are, Fang Yi, Aunt Fang, your name sounds like a girl, no wonder you look like a girl!"

"Wow...but in my mind, I am a great Japanese family?"

The Japanese Fang Yi cried even louder.

The Japanese Fang Yi is rectangular, with straight walls, four corners and a sloped cover. It is gorgeous, majestic and dignified. It is decorated with the Taotie pattern as the theme, which has a mysterious power and ferocious beauty.

"day……"

The Japanese were so angry that their corners shook.

Ever since it came to this strange place, it has been quarreling with the Japanese Fang Yi. As one of the eight ancient ancestral surnames, they have the glory of the family, but many memories of the Japanese family suddenly popped up in their heads!

Moreover, these memories are gradually overwriting the original memories, which makes it extremely uneasy.

Cai Qiyuan and Lao Qin looked at the strange conversation between this pair, feeling helpless and their heads slightly swollen.

What is this thing called?

A bunch of cultural relics have become spirits, and the museum has become a den of goblins!

"Riji, I don't know what your names are, so I'd better call you by the name of your body."

"Bah, bah, bah...bastard! You, a lower-class race, actually call me this young master? Remember, our surname is Di Ji, the most noble ancestral surname! How can we allow you lower-class races to taint..."

"Stop, stop, let's go over it from the beginning. Let me first talk about the situation here. This is the earth. You know the earth, right? Then..."

Cai Qiyuan felt that this guy was a bit serious. Even though he found it unbelievable, an idea still popped up involuntarily—could this guy come from an alien planet?

"Earth?"

The two guys were obviously stunned. The Japanese looked behind them and seemed to be making eye contact with the Japanese Fang Yi.

"Earth? Why does it sound so familiar?"

"Brother, the teacher taught me this when I was in school, have you forgotten? It's an ancient low-level star..."

"Oh oh oh! I remembered it! Low-level star, low-level star, there are actually living people living on this broken star?"

Suddenly enlightened, the Japanese patted the square body of the bronze vessel with his short hand, causing the bronze vessel to make a clear sound.

"Oh, honey, please be gentle. Do you know how valuable your body is? If it gets damaged, your whole family can't afford to lose your life!"

When Lao Qin heard the noise, he trembled with fright and couldn't understand what the guy was saying.

Cai Qiyuan was horrified, these two guys were really aliens?

What the hell!

Is this... is this a time-travel drama? Or is it an alien invasion?

Could it be that I have been hallucinating because I have watched too many random movies during this period?

Am I dreaming?

Cai Qiyuan shook his head.

"You said the earth is a low-level star? Which planet is yours?"

"Tianji Star! A first-class star in the universe!"

The Japanese raised their heads proudly, looking condescending and arrogant.

Universe rating?

First-class star?

What is all this stuff?

"You mean, there are many planets with life in the universe?"

"That's natural!"

"Then why have we never found out?"

"Tch! What did I just say? Low-level stars! Do you understand? You are low-level stars and a low-level race, and you still want to see us? What a joke!"

I wipe it!

He was despised by a cultural relic!

Cai Qiyuan felt depressed, resisting the urge to smash this thing, but still asked tirelessly.

"Where is Tianji? How does the universe classify planets?"

"Tianji Star...this..."

The Japanese drank a little hesitantly.

have to!

This guy is a bit uneducated, and with that tone, he looks like a young man and a prodigal!

Cai Qiyuan and Lao Qin defined this guy in their hearts.

"The Tianji star is in the Vela constellation and is the largest living planet in the Vela constellation."

The Japanese Fang Yi's voice sounded weakly.

"Vela?"

Cai Qiyuan's treasure house of knowledge was instantly activated and he began to search in his mind.

The Vela constellation is part of the ancient southern constellation Sail. There are five bright stars. It is true that habitable planets have been discovered in this constellation, but there is no news of the existence of life.

My astronomical knowledge is limited, and I can only accumulate a little bit of it.

"Have you never heard that there is life in the Vela constellation?"

"Haha, as a lower class, I tell you, you don't understand either."

The other party became a little impatient and stopped talking to Cai Qiyuan. He lowered his head and fell into deep thought, "How did I come to Earth..."

The two short hands kept fiddling with the horns on the head, and the scene broke the seriousness.

"What do you mean, this is the earth?"

Sudden!

A long voice came from behind.

"Hey, empress~"

The voice was a bit erratic, and Lao Qin screamed in fright, and hurriedly hid behind Cai Qiyuan to look behind him. Cai Qiyuan felt a chill coming from the back of his head, and his whole body felt chilly in the summer heat of July.

"You, you, you...why did you come out..."

Lao Qin's dark face turned pale. This daring man almost went crazy from fear.

Cai Qiyuan resisted his stiffness and slowly turned around.

Behind him, two meters away from where his eyes were looking, there was a bottle floating, as if it was undulating with the waves in the water.

The key thing is that it is actually lying down, with a small mouth, a bulging belly, a pointed bottom, a pair of hollow ears for tethering in the middle of the belly, like a pair of thin arms akimbo, and a pair of bean-sized ears above the belly.

His eyes flickered at the two of them.

Because of its sharp bottom, it is difficult to stand, so anything without support must lie down. This is the earliest application of the principle of center of gravity and the law of fixed center of inclination in modern physics.

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