I have to admit that Cheng Waizi has not yet reached the point of being crazy.
Just when Cheng Yu was thinking this, Cheng Waizi's next words almost made Cheng Yu's nose angry!
"If you give me 100,000 yuan and two legs, it's still about the same."
This is the condition Cheng Waizi is bargaining with.
In his opinion, one leg or two legs will make a person crippled, and the result will be the same no matter who.
However, the amount of money has doubled, and the value of the action has doubled.
Cheng Yu heard that it was not the case, and cursed in his heart, this Cheng Waizi is not even a thing, bah!
Cheng Dahu gritted his teeth and cursed harder than Cheng Yu. A group of countless alpacas rushed to Cheng Waizi to greet his family's eighteenth generation ancestors. The scene was very spectacular.
However, at least half of the eighteenth generation of Cheng Waizi's family are also members of the eighteenth generation of Cheng Dahu's ancestors.
Thinking of this, Cheng Dahu frowned slightly and had a clearer idea.
Cheng Waizi saw Cheng Dahu frowning, but couldn't guess his true intention, "What are you thinking about, Dahu, how about one hundred thousand taels? If it works, it's a deal!"
"No!" Cheng Dahu answered simply, and most importantly, his attitude was very firm.
"You are blackmailing me. What I want to do is to vent my anger on the Cheng family. Twenty thousand yuan and two legs. If you do it, you can do it. If you don't, you can get out. I don't care about it." After that,
Stand up.
It was obvious that Cheng Dahu was preparing to give up.
What makes Cheng Waizi depressed is that his bargaining not only did not raise the price, but actually lowered it.
"No, no! Dahu, let's discuss it later." Cheng Waizi reached out and grabbed Cheng Dahu's arm.
Then, with a smile on his face, he said in a negotiating tone, "As I said at the beginning, 50,000 yuan per leg!"
"Twenty thousand legs!" Cheng Dahu didn't give in at all.
"Fifty thousand pairs of legs!"
"Twenty thousand legs!"
"Deal!" Cheng Waizi gritted his back molars. In desperation, he had no choice but to give in to Cheng Dahu's persistence.
It has to be said that in the battle of wits and courage between the two, Cheng Waizi failed to defeat Cheng Dahu.
Regardless of his appearance or name, Cheng Dahu looks tiger or sounds tiger, depending on who he is compared with. If his opponent is Cheng Waizi, then Cheng Dahu is a wise man.
"Dahu, I'm not telling you, you're not only cruel to Qin Dalin, but also to us, with twenty thousand legs, this is not business, it's robbery!"
Although he agreed to make the deal, Cheng Waizi felt very unhappy and continued to chatter.
"Believe it or not, I told him the news that you were going to kill Qin Dalin, and he rewarded me more than you did, at least fifty thousand yuan."
Cheng Dahu did not refute, but looked at him as if he were a fool.
Cheng Waizi said more energetically, "Think about it, if you exchange one sentence for 50,000 yuan or two legs for 20,000 yuan, which one is more cost-effective? Which one is more..."
"Go! Go and say it. Go and say it quickly!"
Cheng Dahu suddenly interrupted Cheng Waizi's chatter and pointed in the direction of Qin Dalin's house, "You go now, Qin Dalin is waiting for you at home. Tell him, Secretary Qin, if someone wants me to chop off your legs, I will give it to you."
If you tip me off, you can give me 50,000 yuan, and I won’t cut it off.”
Cheng Dahu later imitated Cheng Waizi's accent, which is quite similar.
"You don't need to think about it with your pig brain, hey! No, the zombies won't eat you even if you die, because you have no brain! You idiot/B"
It can be seen that in a verbal competition, Cheng Waizi is no match for Cheng Dahu.
After scolding Cheng Waizi for being brainless, he still had more to say, "To tell you the truth, you are calling this extortion. Do you understand, what are you? Don't you know that you are not only a gangster, but also a gangster? Go to hell!"
Cheng Dahu cursed until the end, and when he stood up, he kicked Cheng Waizi hard.
"Twenty thousand taels. At nine o'clock tonight, we'll pay you when the goods arrive. We won't wait until late!"
Cheng Waizi looked at Cheng Dahu's retreating back, made a slashing motion, and whispered in a low voice, "I'll f*ck you up first! Fuck you twenty thousand taels!"
"You are so fucking anxious. At nine o'clock, I have to find someone quickly! At least I can earn him 20,000 yuan first!"
Cheng Waizi also muttered and left.
In the minds of Cheng Waizi and Cheng Dahu, this is: dig deep pits to wait for tigers and leopards, and spread scented bait to catch golden turtles.
A foolproof deal.
What the two of them never expected was that walls have ears. If you don't want others to know, you have to do nothing yourself.
Such a close thing happened to be overheard by Cheng Yu, an old enemy and sworn enemy. When Cheng Yu saw the two of them walking away, the corner of Cheng Yu's mouth turned up with a hint of pride.
Everything comes to mind, and I'm surprisingly lucky.
If God does evil, you can still violate it; if you do evil on your own, you can't live.
Today, I will take this opportunity to eliminate harm to Chengjia Village and clear obstacles for Uncle Dalin, and, "Hehehehe..."
Cheng Yu walked forward and couldn't help laughing.
"Cheng Yu!" A surprised cry sounded in front of Cheng Yu.
Cheng Yu looked up and had already arrived at the door of Qin Dalin's house.
The person who screamed in surprise was none other than Teacher Yang, Qin Dalin's newlywed wife.
Yang Xiaoyun's figure is a little fatter, and you can't tell it without looking carefully. However, these subtle changes did not escape Cheng Yu's eyes.
"Teacher Yang!" Cheng Yu was also startled, but then he responded, "Hello, Teacher Yang, is Uncle Dalin at home?"
"Here, here, come in quickly!"
Teacher Yang let Cheng Yu into the courtyard, and the teacher and student chatted about their daily life, "Teacher Yang, you are fat!"
This was Cheng Yu's casual comment, and a blush of shame appeared on Teacher Yang's face. Although it was fleeting, Cheng Yu also saw it.
Then he understood, "Congratulations to Teacher Yang, it seems that I am going to be a brother, hehe... I have to tell Feng'er the good news when I get back, so that she will be happy too!"
Cheng Yu said this, making Teacher Yang even more embarrassed. The red cloud flew back to his face, "It's still early, it's only three months. You have to tell Feng'er. Don't all the other students know it! Keep the teacher's secret first."
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It turned out that I was worried about this, "Teacher, I have to criticize you so that the students will know that you are our teacher, that is, a role model. If everyone knows that teachers work so hard, they will not have to study harder!...
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"Go!" Teacher Yang raised his hand to hit, but Cheng Yu dodged and immediately returned to help.
If you flash the teacher, it will be a serious crime. Cheng Yu suddenly realized that he did not dare to be careless, "Teacher, you can't move around. If something happens, I can't afford it. Uncle Lin won't kill me!"
"Who, who took the initiative and asked me to chop him?"