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58, Rain penetrates the slate
Ye Xiaomei: "Okay, let me show you. The time to witness the miracle has come. Give me three seconds of applause. It only takes three seconds. Where is the applause?"
The audience roared with applause, bang bang bang bang...
Ye Xiaomei: "Enough applause, everyone, please look, let's go!" She pointed her hand at Cheng Yu and gave the order.
Cheng Yu disappeared from the stage in an instant. At the entrance of the auditorium, someone applauded, bang bang bang bang. It was Cheng Yu, standing at the door with a smile.
"Could it be true?" People opened their eyes wide and began to speculate. As the saying goes, seeing is believing. In this situation, what you see with your eyes is unbelievable.
"If there is a tunnel, it can't be so fast!"
Ye Xiaomei: "I heard someone say again that after the show, let me use this trick to get him home so that he doesn't have to walk. Do you think it's possible?"
Audience: "Maybe!"
Ye Xiaomei: "It seems that there are many people who want to save trouble. You bunch of lazy beauties won't like it."
The audience laughed.
Ye Xiaomei: "It's not that I won't help you. Just now, an old man broke his walking stick, right?"
"Yes!" The old man in the audience smiled and raised the two walking sticks.
Ye Xiaomei: "Please ask my assistant to bring it up and I can help you repair it. Can you restore it to its original state? Everyone says it's not possible."
"Impossible!" "Possible!" There were two voices this time, some questioned and some believed.
The old man handed the walking stick to Cheng Yu, who was walking over.
"People can still cooperate, but how can this stick cooperate with her? It's difficult!" The person who said this shook his head vigorously, but his eyes were full of expectation.
Ye Xiaomei held two walking sticks in her hands, "I need applause to encourage me and witness the miracle. Where is the applause!"
Wow, bang bang bang bang...
Amidst the prolonged applause, Ye Xiaomei connected the two broken sticks, wiped her fingers across the broken parts, and started dancing.
Whoosh whoosh, the walking stick drives the wind, throw it up, catch it, throw it up, catch it.
Throw it up again, in full view of everyone, it floats in the air and automatically floats to the old man's hand.
The old man carefully looked at the fracture, and there was no trace of it. He rubbed his eyes and looked again. It was really restored as before. He excitedly raised the walking stick so that everyone could see it, and shouted: "Okay, it's exactly the same as before."
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Ye Xiaomei: "The magic show ends here. If you want to save trouble and go home, buy tickets later and declare in advance. It is more expensive than air tickets!"
Amid warm applause, the two men stepped off the stage.
Host: Wasn’t the magic show just now exciting?
Audience: Wonderful?
Host: Is the magician beautiful?
Audience: Beautiful!
Host: You can ask for your contact information later. I can’t help you. (Laughter from the audience)
Please enjoy the next show, Rain Through the Stone Tablet: performers, Cheng Yu, Song Tianjiao, Gao Shuang
The three people walked onto the stage. Song Tianjiao Gaoshuang was holding various boards, including cardboard, wooden boards, tiles, and stone slabs.
Cheng Yu cupped his fists and saluted, and said: "I am the assistant of the beautiful magician just now. I will perform this show for everyone. Please give me some applause and encourage me!"
Bang bang bang... the audience really burst into applause.
"It's so shameless. I want applause myself!" said the two beauties next to them. The audience burst into laughter.
Cheng Yu: "My performance is a unique skill. It rains through the stone monument. It needs rain. Where does this rain come from? I will give you artificial rain later. I need to prepare. Backstage, come on, bring water."
A few young men brought up ten buckets of water, each bucket weighing thirty or forty pounds.
The audience was talking about everything.
"What are you doing with so much water? Do you want to drink it?"
"You don't understand this. There must be props, showers, watering cans, etc. It's going to rain. Who can drink so much? It's more than three hundred kilograms!"
"There are so many beauties in this performance team, and these two are also pretty!"
"I think this kid is a bit interesting."
Cheng Yu imitated Ye Xiaomei's tone: "Everyone said that I could finish the ten buckets of water. Do you think it's possible?"
Coax----, the audience burst into laughter.
"You can really brag!"
"This little guy is not bragging, he is just a cow! How can a human drink so much water?"
"Even cows can't drink, and neither can camels!"
"Hey, kid, if you really drink it, I'll eat the bucket!" Someone shouted in the audience to challenge him.
Cheng Yu smiled: "You don't need to eat the bucket, I want applause. As long as I drink, everyone will give me applause, okay!"
"Where's the applause! Get up!"
The audience started to applaud, bang bang bang bang...
I saw Cheng Yu walking to the bucket, picking up the bucket, gulping...drinking one bucket and then another.
The audience applauded for a long time.
The audience's eyes were wide open as they watched Cheng Yu drink ten buckets of water.
"This kid has transformed into a Dragon King! It's so amazing!"
Cheng Yu walked around the stage twice while stroking his stomach, looking very confident and looking like he was lucky.
"Now I will start the official performance of artificial rainfall. Please wear something simple first, senior sister!"
Gao Shuang and Song Tianjiao stood on both sides, holding up both sides of the cardboard, which was one meter wide and facing the audience.
Cheng Yu stood facing the cardboard, and Luck said, "Hi!" The ancient spiritual power in his body was shaken, "Pfft---", and several water arrows were sprayed out from his mouth.
Chichichichichichi-----
In an instant, the cardboard turned into a sieve. Cheng Yu restrained his strength and the water arrow passed through the cardboard and fell weakly in front of the stage.
Bang bang bang bang...the applause continued, and some people's hands turned red.
"Is this qigong?"
"I don't think so. It must be a unique skill!"
Cheng Yu: "The program of my performance is called Rain Through Stone Tablets. This cardboard is nothing."
"There are wooden boards, tiles, and slates at the back. You guys choose, what should I wear next?"
Audience: Slate!
board!
Tiles!
Shouting and everything.
Cheng Yu: "As everyone wishes, if you ask me to wear the three pieces together, I will wear them together! If there are any audience members, please come on stage to help."
Suddenly, four young men came up from below, and there were others rushing up from behind, but they were stopped by the staff.
Two people have one board, and six people hold up three boards of different materials and stand in front of the stage, arranged in the front, middle and back.
Cheng Yu: "Look up, everyone, applause!" "Hey!" The more majestic ancient spiritual power was unleashed, "Puff----" Countless water arrows shot towards the board at a faster and faster speed.
Chi chi chi chi, flutter flutter, click click click, click click click.
It passes through wooden boards, tiles, and stone slabs successively. Some of them are weak. When encountering stone slabs, water droplets fall to the ground, and the stone slabs are still shot into sieves.
Bang bang bang... More warm applause erupted.
Cheng Yu repeatedly cupped his fists and saluted.
"You're such a good junior! How did you practice?" Chen Tianhao was shocked backstage. He had already begun to doubt life since Cheng Yu drank water.
"Awesome, he has even more awesome ones! He can always surprise you." Song Tianxu said proudly.
The applause did not stop until Cheng Yu and the others stepped off the stage.
Host: Was the performance just now great?
Audience: Awesome, bang bang bang bang...
Host: Don’t imitate, it will burst your belly! Please enjoy the next show, Chinese Martial Arts Spirit: Performers, Song Tianxu, etc.
As the music started playing, Song Tianxu and others ran onto the stage.
After standing in formation, they started moving as soon as they appeared. Ye Xiaomei, Song Tianjiao, and Gao Shuang stood in the front row. In the back row were Wang Lei, Qiu Zizhao, and Lin Wei.
The three male actors in the back row performed a set of long punches from beginning to end, flashing and leaping, stretching and gracefully.
In the front row, Song Tianjiao dances the nine-section whip, Ye Xiaomei doubles her swords, and wields a high-sharp spear. The flowers of whips, swords, and guns are dazzling.
Song Tianxu, dressed in white, started with a set of Tai Chi exercises in the middle of the stage. The combination of hardness and softness continued continuously, like the Yangtze River, with its endless flow.
Next is a set of swordsmanship, which is worthy of being the king of hundreds of soldiers. It can make generals appear like dragons soaring or phoenixes dancing; their figures are elegant and free and easy.
Finally, he switched to nunchucks and played with a whirring sound, weatherproof.
This was met with warm applause from the audience.
Host: Are you nervous watching this?
Audience: Don’t be nervous!
Host: Is it enjoyable?
Audience: Enjoyable!
Host: In the following program, everyone can relax and focus on laughter. Please enjoy cross talk and learn martial arts: performers, Xia Ming, Cheng Yu
Cheng Yu was in front and Xia Ming was behind. They walked onto the stage, clasped their fists and saluted the audience! (The audience burst into applause.)
Xia Ming: The program just now was called Chinese Martial Arts Soul.
Cheng Yu: That’s right.
Xia Ming: The performers are my senior brother and senior sister.
Cheng Yu: He is also my senior brother and senior sister.
Xia Ming: This is all real kung fu, boring, boring, boring, and banging on the stage, which is quite tiring... (The audience burst into laughter.) (Cheng Yu quickly stopped him)
Cheng Yu: Just wait a minute. What does "papapapa" mean? It doesn't sound good to you.
Xia Ming: Then what should I say?
Cheng Yu: Bang bang bang bang.
Xia Ming: What’s the difference? A little more, a little less. Are you more interesting than this? You really are. (Xia Ming rolls his eyes with an angry expression) (Another round of applause.)
Cheng Yu: Yes, this is outrageous.
Xia Ming: Anyway, it’s quite hard. Let them go down and rest for a while. Then we brothers will come up and perform a cross talk for everyone.