"You two just guessed that Liu Chunlai's younger brother, Chunsheng, was born to the party secretary and Chunlai's mother. Do you know how to have a child?" Before telling a joke, Liu Si asked a question.
"I don't know, you know?" Wang San shook his head and said.
"Call you stupid. If you're still not convinced, I know you can't answer." Liu Si turned to Cheng Yu and continued.
Liu Si pointed at Wang San, "Today I will talk about this fool. How stupid this guy is, it will make you laugh to death. One time, he asked his mother, where did I come from? His mother told him, you
It was picked up from the garbage dump. Guess what the result is."
"Don't say that!" Wang San stopped him hastily, reaching out to hit Liu Si.
Liu Si dodged while continuing: "He believed it. When he saw a rubbish dump, he asked, Dad, where are you? When he saw a rubbish dump, he asked and called dad."
"Hahahaha" Cheng Yu and the two laughed holding their stomachs.
"You TN, eat wire to pull a fence, you are so damn good at making up." Wang San scolded, "What do you make up for me? If you have the ability, you make up the branch secretary, make up Spring Lai, damn it, just tonight, don't you dare to make up?
, scare you to death."
"Why don't you dare? He doesn't know that the joke I'm telling is him. If you dare to write a year's homework for me, I will make it up." Wang San's method of provoking generals was reversed by Liu Si.
"If you dare to make it up, if you dare to say it, I will do your homework for you for a year. It's not bad." Wang San went all out, thinking to himself, if you make it up, I will see how the party secretary cleans up your house. TN, I don't believe that no one will deal with you.
"Okay, let's agree. I will tell you after school tomorrow."
...
The four of them returned to the village talking and laughing, each going back to his own home to look for his mother.
The next day was Monday, a school day. Cheng Yu didn't pay attention to Liu Si's plan to make up a joke. He thought it was just a matter of talking and laughing. Everyone kept their secrets and didn't dare to make a big deal out of it.
Otherwise, we will cause trouble again.
After school in the afternoon, Cheng Yu was stopped by Feng'er and asked to go together. The monitor was responsible for collecting homework, handing it over to the teacher, and locking the classroom door.
By the time Feng'er finished her work, it was already very late.
The two of them were walking on the road. There were not many classmates on the road. They were in twos and threes. Some were late with their homework, some were left to talk by the teacher, and some were busy cadres on duty. Those who knew each other said hello to each other.
Turning a corner, I heard noisy voices coming from the front, bursts of laughter from time to time, and a group of classmates gathered around. Cheng Yu thought to himself: Damn, this guy can really cause trouble, and it's not too big of a deal. "
Come on, go take a look." He whispered.
The two of them quickly came outside the crowd, and someone inside said, "Liu Si, please tell us again, it's so funny."
Cheng Yu pulled Qin Feng'er and squeezed in, when Liu Si's voice came from inside.
"I am the township chief------(lower discussion below, township chief, high official!) sent here, (fuck you, I thought I was the township chief) secretary------(
Not bad, the village branch secretary is also quite an official.) His father, the old lady who is in charge of production in our village and works in the donkey trough, is right.
, I am a big old man. Just how thick is it? Your women’s director knows best. I and your women’s director have been together and have broken shoes---(Holy shit, I dare to talk about this.
) Acquisition work. (TN’s voice was panting again) She knows my..., I know hers..."
Liu Si stood on a pile of pig dung by the roadside, imitating the leader's style, shaking his head, playing multiple roles. He was also the leader speaking, and he also acted as a member of the audience, discussing and explaining.
Qin Feng'er also laughed out loud when she heard "叏儿叏儿". Cheng Yu looked around and didn't find Liu Chunlai. He thought, it's okay, but sooner or later this matter will reach the secretary's ears, and he can't let this guy stop talking.
I had to stop it quickly. Thinking of this, I shouted: "The teacher is here!"
"Wow!" The crowd dispersed in all directions, and after a while, the students were gone.
Liu Si was left on the dung pile, still unfinished, and Wang San didn't leave either, just standing there.
"If you don't come down yet, you will cause a big trouble!" Cheng Yu complained.
Qin Feng'er was confused, "Why did you get into trouble? What are you talking about? I can't understand you."
Cheng Yu smiled bitterly in his heart, "I can't explain this to you, so don't ask around. That's the end of it." Then he turned to Liu Si who came down from the dung pile and said, "Don't talk about this again. If anyone asks, I'll kill you."
I don’t dare to say that you made it up, I’m sure that this matter will soon spread to some people’s ears.”
"I'm not afraid. I didn't mention anyone's name. However, I listen to you and won't talk about it anymore. This year's homework has been settled!" He turned to look at Wang San and said, "That's right, you idiot."
"You are the fool, don't worry, I will write for you from now on."
Looking at Wang San and Liu Si's backs as they returned home, Cheng Yu felt as though a storm was about to come. May you wish yourself good luck, Si'er.
"When will your second uncle come back?" Worried that Feng'er would get to the bottom of things again, Cheng Yu changed the subject.
"I'll be back tomorrow." Feng'er's mind was not here and she answered absentmindedly.
The two walked forward in silence, each thinking about their own concerns. Cheng Yu was worried about how big a fuss the party secretary would make when he found out, and how serious Liu Si's matter was. He was also afraid that Uncle Dalin would bring back bad news.
Feng'er has her own thoughts, but doesn't know how to speak. I don't know what's wrong recently. She always wants to talk to Cheng Yu, but boys and girls can't play together.
As they walked, they came to the door of Cheng Yu's house. Cheng Yu stopped and said, "I'm here, you should go home too."
"Wait, Cheng Yu." Seeing Cheng Yu raising his feet to enter the courtyard, Qin Feng'er said hurriedly: "I still have something to say, Cheng Yu, I learned to knit sweaters from my mother, and I want to knit a sweater for you.
, I’ll measure it for you.”
"Don't move, stand still!" A pair of dexterous little hands gestured in front of and behind him. Cheng Yu felt a little awkward, but felt sweet in his heart.
Ignorant youth, just like this winter, comes quietly, without thunder or rain, making you calm, warm, and a little sweet.
After dinner, Cheng Yu held the medical book and studied it. He wanted to read it as soon as possible, learn to understand it thoroughly, and then find an opportunity to return the book to Liu Si'er.
Through this incident, he felt that Liu Si was a good classmate, a wise and responsible person, and would not be too bad in the future. If he could inherit the medical skills well, he would be able to give a satisfactory account to Mr. Liu Shiji.
I also hope to find a way to improve my spiritual consciousness as soon as possible. Alas, how can I improve it?
With these questions, I quickly fell asleep. So many things happened in a few days. It is difficult for a 12-year-old child to bear such a lot of pressure.
I slept well at night, but woke up a little late.
Cheng Yu took a piece of sweet potato, put on her schoolbag and hurried to school.
As soon as I walked out of the hospital, I heard someone shouting in front of me, "Who made this up!"
Cheng Yu's heart skipped a beat. The voice belonged to the branch secretary. He was really afraid of what he was doing.
Cheng Yu calmed down, pretended to be calm, and continued walking. Secretary Cheng grabbed a classmate and asked sternly: "Tell me, where did you learn those words you just said? Who made them up?
"There were two primary school students standing next to them, not daring to speak or leave.
The student who was caught was obviously frightened and stammered: "I didn't make it up, it really wasn't me, please let me go!"
"TN, I know you didn't make it up. You TN can't even write a diary, but you can still make up such a wonderful joke. Just tell me who you heard it from," the party secretary threatened,
He added, "If you don't tell who you heard it from, you are the one who spread it."
The student hesitated for a long time before hesitantly said: "I...I...I heard what Liu Si said."
"Who is Liu Si and which class is he in?" the branch secretary asked.
"I know, Liu Si is in Class 1, Grade 6." The students watching the excitement rushed to add the answer, thinking, I am not the one who betrayed him anyway. Fourth brother, please ask Bodhisattva for blessings.
"Go, don't talk nonsense anymore." The branch secretary let go of his hand.
The three students ran away.
If something breaks, please notify Liu Si quickly and make preparations in advance. Cheng Yu couldn't help but speed up his pace, and when he passed by the party secretary, he walked even faster.
"Cheng Yu!" the party secretary shouted, "Is there a classmate named Liu Si in your class?"
"Yes, yes, Liu Si usually studies well and is quite honest. Secretary, I'm almost late." Without waiting for the secretary to ask anything else, he ran towards the school.
I thought to myself, why am I still pretending? Just run and tell Liu Si, this matter is not going to be easy.
Cheng Yu ran into the school out of breath. There were still a few minutes before class time. In the campus inside the gate, there were several students gathered together, still studying Liu Si with great interest. A boy pretended to say: "...
, I and your female director..."
"Stop talking, the branch secretary is here!" Cheng Yu reminded in a low voice.
The students dispersed in a hurry and ran to their respective classrooms.
Cheng Yu quickly ran into the classroom, saw Liu Si, and only said, "You can't admit it if you beat him to death." From a distance, he saw the party secretary entering the school gate. (To be continued)