Uncle Qiao, who was studying this thing called [Women's Clothes Boss Live Broadcasting System], heard the roar of a rude middle-aged woman outside the door. Before he could even respond, he saw the door of his room being pushed open.
.
at the same time.
The light inside the entire room suddenly became much darker, as if the light was blocked.
Uncle Qiao turned his head and looked towards the door of his room.
I saw a middle-aged fat woman who was six feet tall and six feet wide and squeezed in towards the door of her room, almost filling the entire door of the room.
The layers of fat meat are like bamboo worms. As they squeeze, the waves of meat keep rolling, as if a continuous wave is surging.
The dust on the door frame of the crowded room fell away.
"Squeeze slowly, don't break the door of my room!" Seeing this scene, Uncle Qiao's eyes twitched with distress, and he couldn't help shouting to remind him.
The middle-aged fat aunt Alice heard Uncle Qiao's distressed voice, curled her lips and said: "I have been very careful, but the quality of your room door is not very good, how can you blame me?"
Alice was speaking.
This already somewhat old room door suddenly made a "click" sound, the door frame broke, and the two dilapidated room doors fell to the ground, splashing obvious dust and smoke.
"you you you……!"
Seeing this scene, Uncle Qiao suddenly gasped with excitement, pointed at Alice, and couldn't even speak clearly.
The old man's skinny body began to tremble unconsciously.
"Oh, Uncle Qiao, don't get excited. I'm here to make you rich!" Alice took the opportunity to squeeze her fat body into the room door, then bent down to pick up the two old room doors that had fallen to the ground.
, press it firmly against the door frame.
"Crack...!"
It was accompanied by an obviously weird sound.
The two dilapidated room doors that Alice had squeezed and broken were immediately forced into their original positions.
"You want me to make a fortune? How to make a fortune?" Uncle Qiao's attention was immediately attracted by Alice's words. He opened his mouth, revealing a mouth full of black and yellow gapped teeth, and asked anxiously: "Is it possible?
Is there any way you can make a fortune?"
"Of course!" Alice clapped her hands, turned around, quickly walked to Uncle Qiao's side, and first asked aloud: "I wonder what type of system artifact you obtained, Uncle Qiao?"
"Why are you asking this?" Uncle Qiao subconsciously became wary when he heard Alice's question.
His old and cloudy eyes are full of doubts and confusion, and his acting skills are very good.
"If you want to get rich, of course you have to rely on the system's magic items given by angels!" Alice said here, her fat face full of disappointment and annoyance.
Why didn't she get this kind of system artifact?
"Is it because I'm too beautiful?" Alice thought silently in her heart. She couldn't help but feel pity for herself, and secretly sighed: "It seems that being too beautiful is also a sin!"
Uncle Qiao instinctively ignored Alice's narcissistic words. His attention was suddenly attracted by Alice's previous words. He thought about it and decided to tell Alice the truth. After all, Alice is better than him.
Much smarter.
Just now, he had been groping alone for such a long time, but he still couldn't fully figure out how to use the [Women's Clothes Boss Live Broadcasting System] normally.
Maybe he can figure it out by asking Alice to help him with his advice.
Think of this.
Uncle Qiao was no longer vague. He first walked to the door of the room, reached out and closed the door of his dilapidated room. After making sure that no one would notice the scene inside the room, he waved to Alice.
He motioned for Alice to follow him to another small suite inside.
Seeing this, Alice's eyes suddenly lit up, she reacted in her heart, she quickly showed an excited smile, and followed Uncle Qiao to the inner room.
The fat body suddenly lost its sneaky feeling.
After the two got into the room.
Uncle Qiao opened his turbid old eyes wide, stared at the obese Alice, and whispered: "The system artifact I obtained is called [Women's Clothes Boss Live Broadcast System], but until now, I haven't got it yet
Figure out how to turn it on normally?"
"[Women's Clothes Boss Live Broadcast System]?" Alice heard the name of the system artifact obtained by Uncle Qiao, and her fat brain began to think quickly. She inadvertently noticed the clothes Uncle Qiao was wearing.
Suddenly, I had a bold idea in my heart.
Immediately, Alice hurriedly said to Uncle Qiao: "Uncle Qiao, think about it, the name of the system artifact you obtained is called [Women's Clothing Boss Live Broadcast System]. Shouldn't you put on women's clothing and give it a try?"
"You're right, I'm going to change into women's clothes right now!" Uncle Qiao heard Alice's words and turned around quickly, about to find a piece of women's clothes to put on, but suddenly remembered a sad thing.
He doesn’t have a wife yet!
at this time.
Alice suddenly smiled, her eyes full of greedy flattery, staring at Uncle Qiao, smiling coquettishly and saying in a consultative tone: "Well...Uncle Qiao, I can provide you with all kinds of good-looking things."
Women's Clothes can also help you make suggestions and analyze and explain how to use the system's artifacts!"
"If you have anything to say, just say it, not to your mother-in-law or mother-in-law!" Uncle Qiao had some displeasure on his face, but he was secretly vigilant in his heart.
"Since Uncle Qiao is so cheerful, then I, Alice, won't do charades anymore!" The greedy look in Alice's eyes almost appeared, and she shouted excitedly in a low voice: "Then I want the benefits gained.
Divide it into fifty percent!”
"Profit? What profit?" Uncle Qiao was a little confused and couldn't help but ask.
"You don't know yet?" Alice opened her eyes wide immediately, but as if she thought of something, she quickly explained to Uncle Qiao who lived alone: "Jiavincia at the east end of the village also obtained a system god.
The thing is said to be called [Super Exchange System]!”
"That lucky guy just used a small, dusty round bead that was useless at home, and exchanged it for 10,000 Aurolans from the system's artifacts, and became rich overnight!"
"Now they have all moved out of the slums, bought large estates and many young and beautiful maids, and lived a rich life!"
"What...?" When Uncle Qiao heard such exciting news from Alice, he was so excited that he almost jumped up on the spot.
He quickly reached out and grabbed Alice's big, fat palm, and asked excitedly in a low voice: "Are you serious now?"
"It's absolutely true!" Alice nodded solemnly and responded: "This matter has gone viral, many people know about it, and now many big shots are alarmed and are looking everywhere to obtain the system artifacts.
Where are the people!”
"What I mean is that if the two of us cooperate, the profits will be split 50-50. Not only will I help you analyze and research, but I will also help you hide the news!"
"Otherwise, the result will be difficult to predict...!"
When Uncle Qiao heard Alice's words, he naturally understood the hidden meaning of Alice's words.
He pretended to be displeased, with a gloomy face, and said in a cold voice: "At most 30%, otherwise you can just leave. I will leave here by myself, find a place with no one, and think about it slowly."
"I want 40%, no less!" Alice increased her profit sharing by 10% without hesitation.
"Deal!" Uncle Qiao nodded silently, stared at Alice with his dull eyes, and shouted in a low voice: "Why don't you go and bring me some nice women's clothes!"
Alice nodded and said: "Then you wait here now, I will come as soon as I go!"