Chapter 26: To strike up a conversation, you need to do it in one step
Yang Jianguang was about to leave Pengcheng, but someone saw it and spread the news.
When Chen Fang was sending Yang Jianguang to catch the shuttle bus on the road, hundreds of villagers carrying eggs, peanuts and other miscellaneous things were blocking the entrance to the village.
Chen Fang looked at the villagers in bewilderment, and each villager came forward with a smile, led by several directors of the village committee, with smiles as flattering as rotten chrysanthemums.
"Jianguang is going out, right? I've known since I was young that you have the ability and are the one who makes a lot of money!"
"Of course, the Jianguang family's ancestral grave is a place where fairy grass grows. How could Jianguang not have the ability!"
"Jianguang baby, I don't have anything else to give you. You can carry this bag of eggs and recuperate outside."
Yang Jianguang almost couldn't help laughing when he heard the villagers' clumsy flattery.
On the side, Chen Fang refused the villagers' things one after another, but the villagers still came over with extra enthusiasm holding their things.
Especially Chun Lianzi in the crowd, his eyes filled with tears, he grabbed Yang Jianguang's hand and mouthed his big nephew, calling him so affectionately that he couldn't let go.
Before leaving, Yang Jianguang looked at the overly enthusiastic villagers in front of him with a headache, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
No matter what, at least during his absence, his parents should not be bullied by the villagers.
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When he got off the overcrowded shuttle bus and took another train to the train station, Yang Jianguang was already soaked to the skin.
I found a place to rest for a while at the waiting station, and waited until 12 noon to wait for the train to Pengcheng.
I found the seat according to the number, but this time I was not so lucky. Next to the seat was a middle-aged uncle, who was holding a yellowed pirated copy of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and was fascinated by it. He didn't notice Yang Jianguang at all.
s arrival.
He is not the protagonist of the novel, so how could he return to his position next to a beautiful woman with fragrance.
Silently complaining in his heart, Yang Jianguang put away his luggage, held his hands where he was sewing money, and fell asleep in a daze with the sound of the green train rumbling forward.
I don’t know how long I slept, but when Yang Jianguang woke up in a daze, he saw that the uncle next to him had already read the last page of the pirated version of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". At this time, he was scratching his ears and cheeks, grabbing the last page of the book to find it.
Find it.
"Why is this gone? Ouyang Feng, is there something wrong with you? Why do you have nothing to do with Xiao Longnu's acupuncture point when you are teaching martial arts? And how come this book disappeared when Yin Zhiping blindfolded Xiao Longnu's eyes!"
"Is it possible that later Yang Guo's skill greatly increased because of Ouyang Feng, and then the hero came to save the beauty? If written like this, it would be quite in line with the plot..."
Seeing the uncle's impatience and chatter, Yang Jianguang couldn't help but want to laugh. When Mr. Jin wrote this plot, weren't he afraid of receiving razor blades from readers?
At this moment, the uncle on the side seemed to notice Yang Jianguang's smile, and suddenly asked unhappily, "Young man, why are you laughing? Do you think what I said is wrong? How else could the plot be written like this?"
Yang Jianguang shrugged, not prepared to pay any attention to the uncle, and turned his head silently.
This uncle is a fan of Little Dragon Girl at first glance. If the real plot is told, this guy will make a big fuss if he fights with him.
Seeing that Yang Jianguang ignored him, the uncle thought that he had nothing to say to Yang Jianguang, so he shook his head and said disdainfully.
"That's right. What can a little kid know? Is it possible that he can also know the plot behind it?"
"Besides, this plot is not about Yang Guo being a hero saving a beauty. Is it possible that the author is really so obsessed with letting the stinky Taoist Yin Zhiping become the heroine?"
Hearing this, Yang Jianguang suddenly smiled, turned his head and grinned at the uncle, showing his big white teeth.
Since you insist on knowing, then don't blame me.
"Uncle, you guessed it right. Yang Guo didn't come at all in the next chapter. Xiao Longnu was slept with by Yin Zhiping."
Yang Jianguang's words were not loud, but the smile on the uncle's face instantly fell.
The uncle collapsed and pointed at Yang Jianguang, and shouted tremblingly, "You fart, it's impossible, this is absolutely impossible!"
"How could my little dragon girl be defiled by a smelly Taoist priest!"
Yang Jianguang shrugged, looking indifferent. "Forget it if you don't believe it."
Yang Jianguang's firm words obviously gave the uncle an unprecedented blow. He looked at the pirated sculpture in front of him, his body trembled, and he murmured,
"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible! You are lying, the author is not such a person!"
Yang Jianguang was just about to continue the spoiler and tell the story about Yang Guo's broken hand to stimulate this uncle who does not know whether to live or die.
As soon as he raised his head, a familiar figure not far from the carriage suddenly attracted his attention!
Lin Yuqing, she is actually on this train again, what a coincidence?
Seeing an acquaintance, Yang Jianguang had no intention of talking to the collapsed uncle.
He was about to stand up to say hello to Lin Yuqing, but before he could stand up, a nearby Huang Mao who was passing by to fill boiling water cut off his beard and walked straight in front of Lin Yuqing's position.
Lin Yuqing, who has long flowing hair and is sweet and pleasant, obviously attracted Huang Mao.
Huang Mao pushed the instant noodles in his hand towards Lin Yuqing, bared his teeth and said with a smile, "Beauty, make a friend, and I'll treat you to instant noodles!"
Looking at this scene from a distance, Yang Jianguang was no longer in a hurry to say hello. He sat firmly on the spot and listened to the collapse of the uncle next to him.
Lin Yuqing took a look at the man she was chatting with.
With her thin stature, her loose-fitting suit and big-toe shoes, and her particularly conspicuous yellow hair, she instantly lost the desire to speak.
"Sorry, I don't eat instant noodles." She refused directly.
Huang Mao didn't notice the dislike in Lin Yuqing's words at all, and said to himself, "You're welcome, I'm just making friends with you. I'm going to Pengcheng too, and I'll help you carry your luggage later."
Lin Yuqing couldn't help but frown when she saw that Huang Mao was still unwilling to give up after being rejected. She glared at Huang Mao and turned her head away, not planning to deal with this disgusting man.
But when Huang Mao saw Lin Yuqing ignoring him, he became angry and reached out directly to grab Lin Yuru.
"Are you pretending to be arrogant here? Aren't you just trying to make friends? I've never seen a woman before. How dare I not give you Brother Huangmao face?"
"Ah!" Looking at the dark palms getting closer and closer to her, Lin Yuqing suddenly screamed in horror.
"Brother, let it go if the girl doesn't like it." Seeing this, a male passenger sitting next to him couldn't stand it anymore and tried to stop him.
"Who do you think you are? Are you worthy of educating your brother Huang Mao? I will kill you, believe it or not." Huang Mao pushed the male passenger back to his seat and glared at him fiercely.
The fierce look of Huang Mao instantly scared away several young men around him who were eager to try.
"Hmph, I'm going to make this friend today. Who dares to stop me?"
Seeing that no one dared to say anything, Huang Maona felt proud and continued to stretch out his hand towards Lin Yuqing.
Seeing the dark palms getting closer and closer, Lin Yuqing's eyes turned red and she closed her eyes in despair.
At this moment, there was a snap, and Huang Mao's right hand was firmly grasped in mid-air.
Looking at the white and tender arms so close at hand, Huang Mao instantly became angry and shouted. "Who, who is so desperate for life?"
Yang Jianguang grinned, shook his head, and sighed. "Brother, that's not how we strike up a conversation."
Lin Yuqing, who had her eyes closed, suddenly felt a tremor in her heart.
Why does this voice sound familiar?
"Who do you think you are? You dare to teach your brother Huang Mao how to pick up girls? I have slept with more women in the factory than you have eaten. Are you worthy of teaching me?" On the side, Angry Huang Mao was even more furious.
He immediately began to curse.
"Get out of my way now, or you'll be so handsome!"
Yang Jianguang smiled slightly, stepped forward and looked into Huang Mao's eyes and said, "Since brothers are so confident, let's take a gamble. If I can successfully strike up a conversation with this beauty, then you lose."
Huang Mao pushed Yang Jianguang away and said disdainfully. "It's a joke. If you say I want to compete with you, I will compete with you. Then wouldn't it mean that I, Brother Huang Mao, would be very embarrassed?"
"A thousand dollars!"
"If I lose, I'll give you a thousand yuan. If you lose, just apologize to this lady."
Huang Mao was stunned for a moment, and soon he turned around and turned up the volume.
"Just bet. When has my brother Huang Mao ever been afraid?"
After finishing speaking, Huang Mao glanced at Yang Jianguang and said disdainfully.
"You look like you, and you don't even have a thick yellow hair. You will never find a girlfriend in our factory. How can you still dream of chatting up a woman?"
"Even I can't strike up a conversation with a woman. If you can strike up a conversation, I'll give you not just one slap, but ten slaps!"
This scene also attracted the attention of passengers in the carriage.
Even the uncle who was a martial arts fan who was aggrieved by Yang Jianguang's words just now cast a curious look.
How on earth did Yang Jianguang strike up a conversation with Lin Yuqing?
"Watch it." Yang Jian walked directly to Lin Yuqing, smiled slightly, and said confidently. "To strike up a conversation, you have to do it in one step!"
After finishing speaking, Yang Jianguang stretched out his palm and placed it in front of Lin Yuqing, then smiled and said, "Beauty, let's get the certificate!"
As soon as these words came out, the entire carriage fell silent, and everyone froze in place with confused expressions.
Huang Mao held his belly in his hands and couldn't help laughing. "I thought you had some tricks up your sleeve, hahahaha, so it turns out like this...Are you crazy or stupid, asking someone to marry you just after they met?"
"Brother, before it's too late, you should hurry up and get your brain cured..."