"I, Nan Wukong, the King of Cards, the Kamen Rider, the Great Mage, the Lord, the Traveler of the World, the Godfather of Magical Girls, the boss of the No. 1 entertainment company in the world..."
The list of names is scary to say the least.
"Well, a person walking in the desert wearing a suit and leather shoes really shouldn't use common sense in his mind."
"Is it normal for a beggar who fell from the sky wearing iron armor?"
"You actually called me a beggar?!" Tony Stark screamed like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
No one has ever dared to call Tony Stark a beggar!
"So this is where your focus lies."
"But, isn't that right? What do you think you are wearing? A car mechanic wears work clothes that haven't been washed in three years?"
Tony Stark's face turned red. Indeed, he didn't look like the boss of Stark Industries in the way he looked now. He could only grit his teeth and said: "I will let you know what it means to be rich when I return to New York! Young man
people!"
"Okay. I'm already a little thirsty." Nan Wukong took out a bottle of mineral water and drank it.
Tony's eyes lit up, "You young man is so rude. Don't you know you have to bring water to guests when they come to visit?"
"This desert is not my home."
I drank a bottle of water in one go.
"For one million, I'll buy you a bottle of water! Believe me, this is the most expensive Kang Shuaifu ever sold in the world!"
"If I were a salesperson, would I be a legend in the sales industry? A bottle of Kangshuaifu mineral water sold for one million?"
"Then you are really insulting the sales industry."
"Then let me pour this bottle away." Nan Wukong took out a bottle of water, unscrewed the cap and poured it out.
"Don't! This is a desert, we don't know when we can get out!!" Tony Stark rushed over to grab the water, but Nan Wukong pushed him away with his arm.
"Pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other hand. Don't give me Japanese yen or Korean won, otherwise I will pluck out your mustache."
"Who would use that kind of money that has no purchasing power?! It must be US dollars!"
"You owe me two bottles, two million... dollars!"
"You are really a qualified salesperson." Tony Stark couldn't say enough. The first time in his life that he encountered forced buying and selling was in the desert.
To be honest, he wanted to know more why the pockets of his suit pants could hold three 500ml bottles of drinking water.
magic?
Tony Stark, who was temporarily rescued, didn't have the energy to think too much, and a heavy orgasm made his depressed mood much better.
The two were walking aimlessly in the desert together, "Aren't you hot?" Stark covered his head with an iron plate to block the sun.
"It's not hot. (￣~￣)" Nan Wukong said while chewing the ham sausage.
"Hey! Wang Waiwang ham sausage, give me one too. I remember the last time I ate this was more than ten years ago. When I was still studying, there was nothing to eat when I was hungry at night. Although it tasted like essence.
, but I have to say it’s still edible.”
"Now I'll give you a piece of shit and it'll be delicious." Nan Wukong took out a piece of ham and threw it to Tony.
"One million sticks!"
Tony doesn't care, it's just a few million, it's just a pleasure.
Just when the two of them were having fun with each other, there was a roaring sound in the sky. It was a helicopter!
"Military helicopter! Hey!" Tony Stark threw down the iron plate excitedly and waved to the helicopter.
The two of them thought at the same time that they had to finally leave this hellish place!
The helicopter apparently also spotted Tony and Nan Wukong. The helicopter landed and Tony's friend, a black air force colonel, ran down.
"Finally found you! Tony, you are like a scavenger now."
"Rody, stop talking nonsense and get me out of this hellish place!" Tony saw a savior and hope of returning home.
"he is?"
"He is someone who has helped me a lot."
"Hey Nan, are you going to New York with me? Or are you going to go on this fucking desert trip?"