I followed the madman to the terrace, and the car was suspended on the edge of the terrace. As soon as we walked to the car, the door automatically raised, and the madman sat in the back with a squat posture, and then said to me
: "You will drive today."
"Me?" I said, pointing to my nose.
The madman nodded and said, "Of course, have you ever seen the boss driving for the junior brother?"
"I've never seen it before. It's fine in the New Territories, but I've never driven a car in the sub-territory. If something happens, I can't afford it." I looked at the bare driver's seat and said, "Besides,
This car doesn’t even have a steering wheel, how do you want me to drive it?”
The madman was in the back seat of the car, crossed his legs, pointed to the driver's seat, and said in an unquestionable tone: "Just sit on it."
Well, since the boss has spoken, I, as the younger brother, naturally have to listen, so I’ll sit on it first. Anyway, he won’t be able to drive away when the time comes, so he can’t blame me.
As soon as I sat in the driver's seat, the chair automatically closed up and hugged my body tightly. On the bare driver's station in front of me, a joystick was slowly rising and automatically adjusting the height and tilt direction.
I stretched out my hand and tried it. The distance and angle were just right for the height of my body and the length of my arms. Wow! I must like this.
The madman looked at me with a smile and said: "This is simple, it's no different from the joystick you use in the New Territories. Push forward to move forward, and pull back to reverse..." Before the madman could finish speaking, I interrupted.
Said: "The left and right sides control the direction."
The fanatic ignored me and continued: "Press the joystick vertically down to lower the height, and lift it up to climb. Your left pedal is for braking, and your right pedal is for accelerating. Is there anything else you don't understand?
"
"Yes, I don't know the road." There should be no problem with the control, but I really don't know the road.
"I'll tell you the route, and you just drive. Why is there so much verbosity?" The fanatic became a little impatient.
"Okay, boss, tell me, as long as you dare to sit, I will drive." Since he is not worried, I have nothing to be afraid of.
"Go down two lanes, then turn right at the first intersection, go straight through three intersections, go up one lane, then turn left, and stop when you see a car repair shop called 'Bao Ni Hao'." Kuang.
After explaining the route in one breath, he hugged his shoulders, leaned his head on the back of the chair, and began to close his eyes and meditate.
I'll go ahead and start laying out the boss's profile now. It's so different from the Hu servant in the Tang Dynasty. Fortunately, brother, I have a good memory. I have memorized all the routes he just mentioned. Otherwise, I would be disturbed by route issues.
If you disturb the boss's dream, you will be scolded.
I was driving on the streets of a sub-city city with the attitude of playing a game. Although I was greeted by other drivers very "politely" a lot along the way, it was considered a near miss. At least I didn't crash.
hehe.
A holographic plaque appeared in front of him, with the ugly face of a sloppy uncle in the background. Various cars kept running over his face, and the words "I'm doing well" kept coming out of his mouth.
It seemed that this was it. I parked the car in front of the garage. I looked back and saw that the madman was still dozing beautifully. Seeing the boss sleeping so soundly, I really couldn't bear to disturb him.
Because he was with Tina last night and listened to her singing mezzo-soprano all night, so he must be exhausted.
"Whose fucking car is this? Get out of here, or I will scrap the car." Suddenly a rough voice came from the car repair shop. Before the voice could reach the ground, the car was being repaired.
The door to the shop was suddenly pushed open, and the owner of the car repair shop walked out angrily.
The reason why I knew this was the car repair boss was because the face in front of me was the face on the plaque, but at the moment he was chewing food and his voice was a little unclear.
I lowered the car window, looked at the owner of the car repair shop, and said with a smile on my face: "Boss, we are here to do business. You must know the guy behind me."
Regardless of whether the boss in front of me knows the fanatic or not, I have to direct the car repair boss's anger towards the fanatic first, because I know he can handle it.
The madman didn't even open his eyes. He waved his hand and slapped him directly. The car repair boss was obviously well prepared. He reached out and grabbed the madman's wrist and pulled it, saying: "That's what I said."
, who has such courage, it turns out to be you! You are back again, are you looking for me to get tickets for the competition? "
The madman directly grabbed the car repairman's wrist, jumped out of the car, punched the car repairman in the chest, and said: "I am giving you a chance to make a small fortune. If you don't do it, I will find someone else."
"Don't, don't. It's hard to wait until this competition is held every five years, and this year there are members of the royal family and nobles participating, so a fool would let go of this opportunity to make a big fortune." The car repair boss quickly grabbed it with both hands.
Madman, as if he was afraid that he would turn around and leave.
"Hahaha, let me just say, how can you be so stupid when you say 'I'll take care of you'? Come on, come on, I'll introduce you to a little brother - Man Niu." After saying that, the madman pointed at me.
I quickly got out of the car, stretched out my hand to the repairman, and said, "Hello, I'm Man Niu."
The car repair shop owner wiped his mouth with his hand and said, "No, I don't know you, and I don't deal with strangers." Then, he turned around and said to the madman, "Why did you bring a stranger here?
Still a baby."
Hey, these words were really unpleasant, and I immediately became very angry. So, before the madman could say anything, I directly pushed back: "Old man, be careful what you say. Jiang, he is old and spicy. But
, it’s not far from being sacked.”
"Oh! You little brat, are you relying on the support of a fanatic to just yell at me here and see how I deal with you?" The car repair boss obviously didn't expect that a young boy like me would dare to do anything to him.
I challenge him for one-third of an acre.
The madman took a step back, made a sign of invitation with his right hand, and said to the two of us: "How about you fight first, and I will never interfere."
The car repair boss glared at the madman, then looked at me with disdain, and said: "Huh, fight with him? I can't make a fortune, so I'm too lazy to put in the effort. Hey, boy, if you want to fight,
Just get in the car and drive forward, turn right at the second intersection ahead, there is a place for you there."
The madman patted the car repair boss on the shoulder and said: "I have to take him with me to make money this time, otherwise, there is no need to talk." After saying that, the madman looked at the car repair boss.
The car repair boss looked at the madman with a strange look and said, "This is not your style. Why, do you owe someone a favor?"
"Don't be verbose, but in return, this time we will share 6 or 4 points." The madman directly made a bid.
"Is this guy worth 10%?" The car repair boss was even more surprised, "But, I don't care. Since you get 10% more from me, then it's up to you." After that, he turned around and faced me.
Said: "Just call me 'Bao Nihao'."
"Oh, hello, Mr. Bao Ni, I hope you don't mind what happened just now." I saw Bao Ni's attitude softening, so I started to say polite words.
"What I care about is how to make a fortune, I don't care about anything else." Bao Youhao looked at me and said.
"Then my parking space is still reserved for me?" the fanatic asked Bao Nihao.
"Of course, I've always kept this for you. Does anyone else deserve it?" Bao You said to the madman with a smile.