Waves of yellow sand passed by in front of me. Without a helmet, I could no longer communicate with Boya and Yi Shiba. To say that this old Yi Boss was old after all, he was no longer so useful. He didn’t know how to use the battle uniform. Do you want to back up another intercom? Let’s see how I deal with this old thing when I get back!
However, judging from the current situation, Yi Shiba's situation seems to be more urgent, because the fire cage is not far from her body, and I can even vaguely smell some burnt smell. Mr. Yi, the old man on the other side of the monitor, saw this scene. How did he feel now?
"President, hurry up and save Shiba first, I can survive here." Not far away from me, Boya, who was fighting with dragonfly wings, shouted to me in the air at the top of his lungs.
"Damn it, am I the president, or are you the president and I need you to command me?!" I said to myself.
I looked around and saw that the lizards that attacked me were nowhere to be found, and I finally breathed a sigh of relief. So, I held my waist and took a leisurely look at Boya, who was busy in the air, and his little airship. Smoke started to appear everywhere, "Hey! Boya, your butt is already smoking, can you still hold on?" I asked loudly with gloating.
"Bang! Bang!" The laser cannon on the Boya airship hit the back of a four-legged snake. Its huge translucent thin wings were instantly punctured with two large holes, but the effect did not seem to be obvious. Because the flying posture of the four-legged snake was not greatly affected, but this made it even crazier.
It immediately hit back with its long tail. After a "bang" sound, some parts fell from Boya's small airship and smashed into the yellow sand. Suddenly, bursts of sand pillars rose up from the ground.
Boya has no time to pay attention to me now. He is adjusting the flying height and angle, and continues to attack these four-legged snakes writhing up and down in order to protect himself.
I put one hand on my hip and waved the other hand gracefully. Of course, this was not to show Boya who was extremely busy, but to the armored tanks on standby on the ground, because I had already given the order through my mind. , let these tanks provide fire support to Boya on the ground.
As for the waving action, it actually has no real effect. I just personally think it is more handsome. I wonder if Yi Shiba, who was hanging on the spider silk, saw it?
With the ground fire support, Boya will be able to take care of these disgusting four-legged snakes in a while. In this case, I can go and rescue Yi Shiba without hesitation. The reason why I am not so anxious is that I want to Yi Shiba needs to suffer a little punishment first. In that case, I think she will be impressed by my rescue. Let her have a longer memory and stop spending all her time with me, the president of the Guild. .
Seeing that Yi Shiba's combat uniform had been roasted red by the fire cage surrounding him, I couldn't help but quicken my pace and ran towards her. If this bald girl was really cooked, Old Yi Boss It was indeed explained over there. After all, I still have to rely on the old man to come up with some new things for me. After all, there is still a very important competition to recruit a bride, waiting for me!
Not to marry the female boss of the first-line society, but to gain the support of the power of the first-line society. In this way, I can unify the world. When I think about the fact that I am about to unify the world, I feel deep in my heart. The music is blooming. Although I don’t know whether I will definitely win, it doesn’t hurt to have a bit of fun.
Hey! What are these round things with patterns carved on the ground in front of you? Could it be that this guy Changcha also set up a sewer well on the desert ground? Is this necessary? Don't say that there is no water here at all.
Even if there was water, it would have seeped into the sand a long time ago. Are these things still needed? Tsk! This guy Changcha must have a brain disease, the identification is complete!
So, with my disdain for Changcha in my heart, my face filled with the longing to unify the world in the future, I walked around these "manhole covers" irregularly distributed on the sand, and quickly walked towards
I moved closer to Yi Shiba. I planned to use my laser gun to "poke" the spiders' butts directly below, because it is said that the spiders' life gates are there.
Somehow, I suddenly felt the sand at my feet sinking suddenly, and my running body stumbled forward unconsciously, "Damn, isn't this ground uneven?" Before I could finish cursing,
Suddenly there were grains of sand flying around me, and a dark brown "manhole cover" suddenly flew up beside me and hit me straight.
Before the smile on my face could calm down, the "manhole cover" hit my face directly, crushing the smile on it into powder and turning it into countless pieces, and rushed straight in.
My throat was so choked that I couldn't even breathe.
When I finally took a breath, my body had been knocked out. Before I could worry about whether I would fall heavily to the ground, a "manhole cover" under my body came straight.
It flew straight up and hit my waist directly. Then, my poor mini-substitute was very miserable, like a flying monkey blooming in the New Year's Eve sky, stabbing straight into the sky with yellow sand flying all over the sky.
However, the "surprise" was far from over. The "manhole covers" on the ground kept flying up from the ground like a relay and kept hitting my body into the sky, and I was like a pinball.
The ground was bounced high, then quickly fell to the ground, but then was bounced heavily into the sky by the rising "manhole cover".
Yi Shiba, who was hung on the spider silk, was below me for a while, and appeared above me for a while. Even Yi Shiba, who was still in danger, laughed out loud at my embarrassing scene, "I
Say, President, what are you doing? Playing on the trampoline like this is not for me, haha!"
"You are such a heartless thing. After all this, you are still laughing at me?" I yelled as my body kept moving up and down, "Your butt is smoking now."
Indeed, Yi Shiba's current situation is indeed not much better than mine. Her combat uniform has begun to smoke. I really wonder, how can she still laugh now? Is her butt made of stone and not afraid of being burned?
After a brief panic, I activated the propulsion system on the combat suit and began to adjust my posture in the air to avoid the "manhole covers" that kept bouncing high from the ground. Finally, after my unremitting efforts,
Down, the body finally stood upright in the air and rose to a height where those "manhole covers" could not be ejected.
While I was panting and balancing in the air, I lowered my head and looked towards the ground. I saw that the "manhole covers" on the ground were moving slowly one by one. On the other end of the "manhole covers" were connected one by one.
Spider heads and six hairy legs! Holy shit, it turns out that these "manhole covers" are just the butts of these spiders with their heads buried in the ground. These things bounced their ugly butts hard and knocked me upside down.
Get all kinds of meat and vegetables.
"Bang bang", I casually fired a few shots at the spiders with "manhole cover" butts on the ground. Juice suddenly shot out from the buttocks of several spiders and they collapsed on the yellow sand, unable to move anymore.
.The rest of the "manhole cover" spiders scattered and fled to the ground, never to be seen again.
"Bah!" I spat, then held the laser gun and flew under the three spiders that trapped Yi Shiba. I planned to perform an "anorectal surgery" on these spiders, and I had to teach them to bloom.