Li Yi spread his hands and asked: "When someone punches you, do you punch back or endure it?"
"This is the scoring situation."
Uchiha Mikoto narrowed her eyes and said.
"Then let me put it this way. You have done nothing wrong, but someone likes to pee on your head. What would you do in the face of such a situation?"
Li Yi asked with a smile.
"So, what do you mean?"
Uchiha Mikoto narrowed her eyes.
"It's very simple. Once he harasses the calamus, I will beat him once. If he harasses the calamus twice, I will beat him twice. I will beat him until he dare not harass the calamus."
Li Yi spread his hands and said calmly.
"It seems that you didn't even hear what I said to you before."
Uchiha Mikoto sighed softly: "If you dare to mess with Reiji, then his sister will deal with you, and even deal with Sister Acorus. At that time, not only you, but also Uncle Ichiraku will have no peace.
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"Then let's move to Xiaochun and be convinced."
Li Yi said.
"You don't have this strength now."
Uchiha Mikoto shook her head: "Although Koharu is good at scheming, she is still an elite Jonin. Let alone you now, even in two weeks, you will not be Koharu's opponent."
"Who said I was going to fight Xiaochun who was sleeping with me?"
Li Yi smiled and asked.
Hearing Li Yi's words, Uchiha Mikoto frowned slightly: "What are you going to do?"
"It's very simple to change Ling Zhi's bed. Just beat him until he is convinced and beat him until he doesn't dare to harass Calamus."
Li Yi said: "As for sleeping with Xiaochun, it's easier. Just play tricks with her until she is convinced, and play until she doesn't dare to mess around."
"Are you going to play tricks with Xiaochun who is sleeping with you?"
Uchiha Mikoto frowned slightly: "Are you serious?"
"I never tell lies."
Li Yi shrugged.
Uchiha Mikoto stared at Li Yi.
To be honest, she did not agree with Li Yi's idea, and was even very opposed to it!
You know, what Xiaochun is best at is scheming!
Playing tricks with an old fritter?
I’m afraid I won’t even know how I died in the end!
As the saying goes, to deal with a person, you must start from his weaknesses.
But it would be better for Li Yi not to attack Zhuanqi Xiaochun's weaknesses, but to confront Zhuanqi Xiaochun's strengths head-on?
Isn't this stupid?
But Uchiha Mikoto knows that Li Yi is not stupid. On the contrary, he is extremely smart. Since he dares to do this, it means that he must be somewhat sure.
Li Yi asked: "Are we still training this afternoon?"
"train."
Uchiha Mikoto nodded softly.
"Okay, but before that, I have to go to the Hokage's office."
Li Yi said.
"Hokage-sama is very busy and may not have time to receive you."
Uchiha Mikoto said.
"He is not too busy. He has left all the work to Nara Shikaku."
Li Yi shook his head and retorted.
Among the original works of "Naruto", among all the previous Hokages, the ones who have had the hardest time are none other than the first Hokage Senju Hashirama and the seventh Hokage Uzumaki Naruto.
These two people are both reincarnations of Asuras. They are as wise as they are foolish. No matter what they do, they do it themselves.
Compared to the two of them, the other Hokages were relatively relaxed.
They will delegate most things to their secretaries.
For example, the third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen likes to push most of the affairs to Nara Shikaku.
The Fifth Hokage, Tsunade, likes to recommend it to her secretary, Shizuka.
Of course, this is just a comparison.
In fact, no matter which Hokage they are, they are quite busy, but they are not as busy as the First Hokage and the Seventh Hokage.
"What are you doing in the Hokage's office?"
Uchiha Mikoto asked.
"Of course, to do something useful."
Li Yi said.
From Li Yi's tone, Uchiha Mikoto knew that he did not intend to tell her the truth.
However, Uchiha Mikoto was very curious.
She wants to use illusions on Li Yi, so ask!
But, in the end, Uchiha Mikoto did not do this.
Because she knew that her illusions were of no use to Li Yi.
Uchiha Mikoto had no choice but to remind: "Li Yi, don't be presumptuous in front of Lord Hokage, let alone play tricks. Lord Hokage has seen everything, and your little tricks are nothing in front of him.
"
Li Yi nodded: "I know."
"Gululu!"
At this time, Li Yi's stomach once again heard the sound of protesting hunger.
Li Yi stood up and said, "I'm starving. Let's go eat."
"Shall I do it for you?"
Uchiha Mikoto asked.
Li Yi immediately shook his head and refused: "No, I can just eat ramen."
"But ramen is instant junk food. I don't recommend you eat this kind of thing often."
Uchiha Mikoto frowned and said.
Regarding Uchiha Mikoto's question, Li Yi just wanted to say: But the ramen is delicious!
However, in the end, Li Yi just said: "The ramen is made quickly, but you cook slowly. Oh, by the way, have you eaten?"
Uchiha Mikoto shook her head slightly: "I haven't eaten yet."
"Then let's go eat together."
Li Yi said with a smile: "The ramen made by Uncle Yile is very delicious, I guarantee you won't be able to put it down."
Uchiha Mikoto couldn't beat Lin Chen, so the two of them went to eat ramen.
Today is the weekend, and many ninjas have no missions, so the business of Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant is very booming.
Li Yi and Uchiha Mikoto sat together, eating a big bowl of ramen.
Uncle Chang Pu and Yile were both busy, so they had no time to talk to Li Yi.
Uchiha Mikoto glanced around and said softly: "There are a few very strong people."
"Um."
Li Yi drank ramen and said inarticulately: "What do they care about? Let's eat ours. If they don't mess with us, let's not mess with them."
"Well, okay."
Uchiha Mikoto finally started eating ramen with peace of mind.
When she first started eating, Uchiha Mikoto felt disgusted with ramen.
After eating ramen, Uchiha Mikoto still felt disgusted with ramen.
However, the dislike before and the dislike now are not the same.
The previous dislike made Uchiha Mikoto not eat ramen even once.
But the current dislike made Uchiha Mikoto look forward to eating ramen next time!
Uchiha Mikoto was a girl after all, so she ate very little and did not finish a bowl of ramen.
But Li Yi didn't even have any soup left.
After the two of them finished eating ramen, they were ready to leave.
But while we were eating here, the curtain of the ramen restaurant was opened, and a figure with an afro walked in.
Seeing this person, Li Yi blinked, then grinned, turned to look at Uchiha Mikoto, and said: "God is really a helper."
The person who came was none other than Nara Shikaku, the secretary of the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen!
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(The world is begging for banknotes + begging for rewards! The world is begging for banknotes + begging for rewards! The world is begging for banknotes + begging for rewards!)