Looking from a distance, all I can see is a small flag in Wong Tai Sin's hand, with six characters written on it: Count the number of people to know the destiny.
Wu Zheng secretly sneered, thinking that this guy was going to cheat again. When he thought that he had been fooled by him before, he felt very unhappy. Wu Zheng stepped forward and asked arrogantly with his nose pressed: "Why?
Now you don’t sell medicine and can you return to your old profession?”
Huang Taixian raised his eyelids and was not angry. He just turned over the small flag in his hand. Then in Wu Zheng's exclamation, six more big characters emerged: Travel the world and heal people's illnesses.
Then, before Wu Zheng could be surprised, Huang Taixian grinned and asked, "How does the medicine work?"
When Wu Zheng heard this, he immediately became angry. Good guy, before he could find fault first, this old Taoist priest actually brought it up first. "You have the nerve to say that the nosebleeds haven't stopped after taking your medicine." Wu Zheng's
When Wong Tai Sin heard this, he smiled and said, "It's fine if it bleeds." After saying that, he stroked his beard with satisfaction.
At this time, a familiar voice suddenly came: "Smelly, stinky, stinky fortune teller, tell me your fortune."
When Wu Zheng and the other three heard the news, they saw a dark-skinned young man dressed in fine clothes walking slowly over. Wu Zheng narrowed his eyes, it was the stumbling young man from the Liu family. I didn't expect to see them here. They really were enemies on a narrow road.
When Wong Tai Sin heard someone calling him a bad fortune teller, he was obviously unhappy, but he did not show it directly. Instead, he casually said: "No need to guess, you have a bloody disaster."
"Huh, nonsense, nonsense, this young master will not suffer a bloody disaster, you stinky fortune teller." The young man stuttered and said hard, and then he spat on the ground casually.
Wong Tai Sin was still not angry, and replied calmly and calmly: "Pin Tao's fortune telling is never wrong. Besides, Ping Tao is not a bad fortune teller." After saying that, he raised the dust in his hand with a look of disdain.
When the young man heard this, he came over and followed Wong Tai Sin's buttocks and started to smell with his nose. This scene shocked everyone present. This young man actually has such a unique hobby. What a human being.
Don't judge by appearance.
Hua Gongzi sighed on the side, but also whispered to the child Wu Zheng: "You don't want to study."
Wu Zheng curled his lips and said to himself that he would not imitate that idiot. Although Wu Zheng was a bit stupid, he was not brainless. At this time, he should stand on a united front with the playboy and laugh at the stumbling young man together.
.
The young man followed Huang Taixian with an unusual look on his face. In anger, Huang Taixian swiped a whisk towards the young man's face. This time, it was said to be a huge force, and a blood mark was drawn directly on the young man's face.
son.
Wu Zheng took a deep breath and touched his handsome face again. He felt burning pain. This Wong Tai Sin prick was really dark. He usually looked wretched. If he really did it, he would die.
Hit it inside.
The young man was stunned. He subconsciously reached out and touched it. When he took it off, he found that his hands were stained with blood. So the young man didn't care about his face and just cried out. That cry
It was like a baby's cry, so shrill and shrill that it made Wu Zheng's forehead buzz and he couldn't help but cover his ears.
Hua Gongzi laughed and teased Wu Zheng: "You
Could it be that maternal love is overflowing?"
Wu Zheng shook his head, what a fool he was, he even wanted to go up and give that young man a kick.
At this time, the young man wailed aggrievedly: "Ming, Ming, I obviously have a stinky smell on my body, so I'm not a bad fortune teller." As he said that, he wiped his tears. The bloody disaster was really a bloody disaster. Before leaving,
, but also did not forget to throw in the following sentence: "The bad fortune teller is really accurate."
Looking at the back of the stumbling young man covering his face and leaving, Huang Taixian frowned, and then smelled the clothes on his body again. It didn't seem to smell bad. Yes, how could he stink? It obviously smelled good.
Wong Tai Sin shook his fly whisk with a smile, it turned out that he was still so handsome.
Wu Zheng didn't know where Wong Tai Sin's confidence came from, but he still looked so handsome with his head held high. Well, he was not only a fortune teller, but also a fortune teller who was full of confidence and sunshine.
The old butler ran back in a hurry, and the registration had been completed. Next, the three of them followed the old butler into the mountain gate.
Wu Zheng and the three of them happened to be arranged in the same room. Of course, it was probably because of the old housekeeper's care. The registration for the academy also ended one after another as the sun set, and the academy finally fell into peace at night.
The old butler left with tears in his eyes as the playboy watched. However, before leaving, the old butler also left a few words. Only then did the playboy know that there was such a thing as the so-called admission examination.
Hua Gongzi prides himself on being both civilized and military, with outstanding talent and appearance, so he naturally doesn't care about the entrance exam. But Wu Zheng and Luochen are different. Luochen can't write, and Wu Zheng has no brains. They
If the two of them had encountered this admission test, they would both have been kicked out!
Fortunately, there are still three days left before the admission exam, so Hua Gong can still think of another way. Luochen can still be saved, but as for Wu Zheng, he can only hope for his own blessings.
The room for the three Playboys is not big, but it is enough for three people. The items in the room are extremely simple except for a few books on the bookshelf, and there are no other items.
The playboy took down those books, then threw them aside casually, and then placed the books he usually liked to read. Wu Zheng was curious, so he went over and secretly picked up one, and saw three big words written on it, Erotic Pictures.
"What is this?" Wu Zheng raised it and asked Xiaohua.
Xiaohua glanced at it, and then fell into deep thought. Although Wu Zheng had no brains, she couldn't lead him into harm's way. It's better to keep this crap to herself. Thinking about it, Xiaohua snatched it away, and then
He said calmly: "This is a book of sages."
"Let me take a look?" Wu Zheng obviously didn't believe it, staring at the playboy with doubtful eyes.
"The sage's book is for the sage to read, you can't read it." Xiaohua held the book in her arms and looked at Wu Zheng with disgust.
Wu Zheng curled his lips, but he was muttering in his heart: If you don't want to see it, you won't show it, you are really petty.
That night, Wu Zheng and Luochen went to bed very early. Hua Gongzi was the only one who studied the knowledge in the book seriously under the weak candlelight. When he saw an emotional part, he would purse his lips and snicker, and then he wouldn't
I forgot to wipe the rash on my mouth.
So in the next three days, the three of them also had their own thoughts.
Luochen is still working hard on practicing calligraphy, and has worn out many of his brushes during this period. As for Wu Zheng, Hua Gongzi doesn't expect him to make any big progress, so he simply lets him wander around the academy.
Xiaohua deliberately pushed Wu Zheng away and looked through the book of erotic pictures with peace of mind. It was extremely difficult to sell this book. It was a banned book in Beiliang. If there were channels, ordinary people would definitely not be able to buy it. And
The book he is holding now is the so-called refined edition. It is the best among the best. It is also the latest version and has never been seen before.
Hua Gongzi always adheres to this principle, that is, good books should be read again and again. Just like the book in his hand at this time, don't be stingy with your time, read and ponder over and over again. In just these three days, the edges and corners of this book have been revealed.
It has already been worn away, which shows how much the playboy loves learning.
Wong Tai Sin still hasn't given up his business of deceiving and kidnapping, and is still hanging out in the academy. To say that this old Taoist priest has some skills, he can't deceive by nakedly showing off in the academy, but no one is here to take care of him. Because he has to take the entrance examination.
, Wong Tai Sin has set up a stall specifically for this matter these days.
A piece of rag with some symbols that even he didn't recognize on it. Then he used stones to press the four corners to prevent it from being blown away by the wind. As for himself, he got an old wooden bench from somewhere.
.Some people tell nonsense and then pretend to be reluctant to accept the money. If there is no business, then he is happy and leisurely, just sitting on the roadside and eating chicken legs. He doesn’t care about the greasy mouth. Taopao is
The best oil rag.
In the past few days, Wong Tai Sin has been doing a lot of things. These rich kids are really easy to deceive. He just needs to make up a few words casually, and the other party will believe it. Even no matter what he says, they will accept it happily.
Relying on this entrance examination, Wong Tai Sin successfully reached the pinnacle of life.
To put it bluntly, Wu Zheng didn't know what he was doing. So he came up with the idea of calculating a hexagram himself. Although Wong Tai Sin always gave him a very unreliable feeling, no matter how he said it?
Everyone else is counting, but you are not counting yourself, as if you are lagging behind others.
Wu Zheng quietly approached Wong Tai Sin, pretending to be a passerby, yes, just passing by. At this moment, Wu Zheng was actually hoping that Wong Tai Sin would call him, so that he could reluctantly make a fortune. Wu Zhengguang
Just thinking about it makes me feel that I am a genius.
However, there is always a huge gap between imagination and reality. Wong Tai Sin did not hold him in his mouth at all. He secretly counted the banknotes and did not even see Wu Zheng.
Wu Zheng's face dropped. Huang Daxian was definitely pretending, after all, he was so strong. Wu Zheng sighed secretly and had no choice but to compromise.
So, Wu Zheng squatted in front of Wong Tai Sin's stall and said arrogantly: "Give me a fortune." As he said that, Wu Zheng pretended not to care much and picked his nose.
At this time, Huang Taixian was about to look over and asked: "Do you have any money?"
When Wu Zheng heard this, he secretly touched his sleeves with his hands. How could Wu Zheng have money? She could be said to be an out-and-out pauper at this time. But after such a long time with the playboy, Wu Zheng
He also has a lot more eyesight.
"Yes, how could I not have any silver?" Wu Zheng said confidently, but he never dared to look at Wong Tai Sin.