When Wu Zheng returned to his nest, the sky was already dark. No matter how intimate the two of them were, it should have ended by now.
When Wu Zheng opened the door, it was very dark inside with no lights on. Was Xiaohua not there? Wu Zheng was filled with doubts and walked in slowly. Then, he found that there seemed to be a resentful eye watching from the corner.
Own.
Wu Zheng couldn't help but shudder. Who is this person? It doesn't look like Luochen, but rather like the little flower he has longed for.
Okay, when Wu Zheng lit the candle, it was certain that this person was Xiaohua. But why did he treat him like this? Could it be that this guy wanted to beat himself up again? Wu Zheng felt something bad in his heart
I had a premonition that it felt the same as when I was caught being lazy by General Hu when I was a child.
Wu Zheng asked in his heart, could it be that he had done something wrong? But even so, Wu Zheng still pretended to know nothing. Maybe Xiaohua saw that she was innocent and let herself go?
However, it was obvious that Wu Zheng was overthinking. What Wu Zheng was about to face was Xiaohua's cold eyes and a fan full of fighting power. Wu Zheng was wronged and was beaten for no reason. This kind of thing should not be put aside
No one would be able to accept it.
Of course, Wu Zheng is not a stingy person. Often when such a beating happens on the first day, it doesn't even need to be forgotten the next day. Now, he is used to being hit by Xiaohua's fan.
, and sometimes even get a few blows, and even deliberately try to get in front of the dead flower a few times. Secondly, Wu Zheng is a master who eats both soft and hard. You give me candy, and I will follow you. If you hit me,
I will also go with you.
The moon-black geese were flying high, but at this time, there were no wild geese flying over, and there was only a dark night. Sitting around a small table illuminated by candlelight were three strong young men, who looked particularly energetic.
You know, it is already close to midnight. It must be said that these three people are night owls.
Usually, at midnight, the most likely thing to happen is murder and arson. So the three of them specially chose this time to open the bag. At this time, no one can disturb them, especially themselves.
Wife, Xiaohua still thinks about it with lingering fear.
Under the light, Wu Zheng looked expectant, as if he was a child waiting to open a birthday present. As for Luochen, he looked much calmer. This kind of calmness was a bit otherworldly, as if this matter had nothing to do with him. Good.
Well, it seems that Luochen is not very interested in this.
Xiao Hua was so good at whetting one's appetite, she was so excited but still holding back. She rubbed her hands on the opening of the brocade bag for a long time, which made Wu Zheng feel anxious. Unknowingly, all his toes were covered with it.
He curled up and waited for the moment when the kit was opened.
Xiaohua looked at Wu Zheng's expectant eyes and couldn't help but feel a little proud. This is the answer I bought with money. I can't open it casually. At the very least, I want Wu Zheng to be envious.
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In fact, Xiaohua's goal has been achieved long ago. Wu Zheng was almost going crazy with anxiety at this moment. What he couldn't stand the most was that the result was clearly right in front of him, but he couldn't see it. Wu Zhengxin said, open it quickly, open it quickly
ah.
Seeing Wu Zheng like this, Xiaohua stopped nagging. After all, even he himself didn't know what was inside.
Tip bag, decorative essence
It's beautiful, and the patterns on it are also very delicate. It's hard to imagine that this was done by a sloppy old man. But these are not the point. The point is that the moment you first open it, it seems like a golden light appears!
Of course, this so-called golden light was in Wu Zheng's eyes. His eyes looked so different at this time, as if they had special effects. As for Luochen, they looked much more ordinary. There was no golden light, and no
The other so-called special effects are just a small paper ball.
This small ball of paper was kneaded into extremely wrinkles, and there seemed to be some smelly oil stains on it. It was probably that Wong Tai Sin wiped his hands with this paper when he put it in. Xiao Hua couldn't help but feel ashamed, this Wong Tai Sin still
It's really weird.
When Xiaohua slowly opened the ball of paper, what came into view were four big characters, "Thank you for your patronage." Xiaohua's face was already green, from the root of his neck to his forehead. Suddenly, his heart felt as if a big stone had been pressed down on him.
Generally speaking, I feel a little out of breath. Have I been deceived?
Wu Zheng hadn't seen what was written on the paper, but after seeing Xiao Hua's distressed expression, he became even more anxious. "What's written?" Wu Zheng's eyes widened, and he felt worried.
Xiaohua seemed as if she hadn't heard anything, and her hand holding the paper became tighter and tighter. You liar, you really live up to your nickname, you can give me back one hundred taels of silver! Thinking of this, Xiaohua looked at it like she had made up her mind.
Xiang Wu Zheng. Then he smiled evilly.
Wu Zheng's head trembled, and he thought, could it be happening again? It was that look again, the look that deceived him, the look that threw him into the pit of fire.
As expected, Xiaohua's next words made Wu Zheng feel cold. "When you see that old liar next time, go up and beat him up." Xiaohua patted the table and nodded vigorously.
"Why me?" Wu Zheng was about to burst into tears. He was the vanguard every time and bore the brunt of the charge.
"Because you made a breakthrough." Xiaohua scratched her head, and it took her a long time to come up with a reason that was not very reliable either in sound or in words.
Wu Zheng wants to cry. Is it a sin to break through on his own? Do you think I want to? He broke through inexplicably after sleeping. Can anyone tell me what happened?
At this time, Luochen, who had been silent all this time, spoke again, "Can you beat Wong Tai Sin?"
Well, Luochen is always so good at last-hitting. I’ll give you one more blow while you’re still on your deathbed. Your hands are so dark. Xiaohua thinks it’s time to give Luochen a nickname. Gangjing sounds good and very fashionable.
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Wu Zheng seized the opportunity and found an excuse, so he eagerly agreed: "Yes, yes, I can't beat Wong Tai Sin."
The corner of Xiaohua's mouth raised slightly, and a sneer appeared. Nonsense, I only let you go because I couldn't beat him. If I couldn't beat him, I would use you to get beaten. Of course, although Xiaohua thinks so in her heart, she can't.
Show it. So, this guy pretended to be calm and patted Wu Zheng on the shoulder and said, "I believe you can do it. Don't belittle yourself." After that, Xiaohua smiled and punched Wu Zheng on the chest.
Wu Zheng felt a little pain in his chest, but it hurt even more in his heart. At this moment, Wu Zheng was full of questions. Who am I? Where am I? What are you doing? What am I doing?
Soon after, the three of them fell asleep one after another.
Before going to bed, Wu Zheng actually had a question in his mind. He was not curious about what was written on the paper, but he was wondering why Xiaohua didn't read his sage book tonight? And it was on the bookshelf.
, there seems to be no trace of the book. This is strange. Could it be that Xiao Hua hid it on purpose and ate alone? Yes, that must be the case. Wu Zheng scolded Xiao Hua for being stingy in his mind, and fell asleep.
On the second day, Wu Zheng was the last one to get up. When he opened his eyes, Xiaohua and Luochen were already fully armed and ready to go out. Wu Zheng was still lying in bed and didn't want to get up. Every time at this time, Xiaohua always threatened him.
, and then I was forced to get up due to Xiaohua's power.
But this time it was different. Xiaohua didn't pull herself out of bed. She just leaned against the door and said lightly: "This is a written test." After that, she and Luochen walked out together.
Wu Zheng couldn't think about it anymore. He grabbed his clothes and ran outside. He admitted that he was very embarrassed. But since then, he also learned a new skill, dressing while running. Although this seems
It sounds very useless, but when you actually use it, you will find that it is actually even more useless.
The examination room was arranged deep in the academy, in a large hall. With such a large scale, Xiaohua couldn't help but frown. It seemed that the imperial court had spent a lot of money this time.
As far as he knew, everyone from Liu Haifeng to the minister was extremely stingy. He even wrote a letter to denounce the annual military expenditure. If the Ministry of War asked for a penny more, he would
Direct impeachment. Apart from anything else, the saliva must be in place. Sometimes even if the emperor asks for money, he will immediately put on his old face. No, just no, what can you do to me?
So, with his thick skin that cannot be pierced by swords, guns, and halberds, and his stingy nature, he has completely secured his position as Minister of the Ministry of Revenue. And you would think that all the ministers under him are like him.
Are you generally stingy? Of course not, this is the result of years of infection.
Just imagine, when you are just about to spend money, there is a voice next to you: "It's too expensive, it's too expensive, you can't buy it." Or: "No, no, no, no money, no money." In this way, you
What will happen? Over time, will you become like them? Stingy is really contagious!
But it has to be said that Liu Haifeng is still a responsible and good official. But Xiaohua still can't figure out what method His Majesty the Emperor used to make such a miser spit out money to build an academy. It seems that His Majesty the Emperor also has
Two brushes.
At this time, in the Nuan Pavilion, His Majesty the Emperor sneezed again. Eunuch Qi heard it and hurried forward and said, "Your Majesty, why don't you take a rest first?"
His Majesty the Emperor sighed, looking at the memorials in front of him that were half as tall as a man, he couldn't help but feel a little broken in his heart. His Minister of Household Affairs, Liu Aiqing, is such a good official. No, these memorials in front of him all come from
Yu Hubu. Didn’t he just build an academy? Why did he torture me like this? Liu Haifeng is not afraid of getting tired.
At this moment, His Majesty the Emperor couldn't help but have a vicious thought, it would be great if he were dismissed. From then on, no one would dare to say that I was extravagant. But these can only be thought of, and then,
His Majesty the Emperor lowered his head again and continued to review.