Erniu was quite shocked when he saw that his pants were missing. He originally thought that guy was just a paper tiger who could bluff people, but he didn't expect that he would do it so quickly. It took almost the blink of an eye to remove his pants.
He took it off and put it on his body. The most important thing was that he didn't feel anything at all from beginning to end. In addition to being surprised, Erniu felt a little bit of fear in his heart.
This fear was not because he was afraid that the rat brother would hurt him. His fear was mainly because he was afraid that the rat brother would take off his underwear and let himself run naked on the street.
Brother Mouse opposite seemed to see what Er Niu was thinking, and sneered and pounced on him again.
This time Erniu didn't dare to underestimate the enemy and saw Brother Mouse rushing towards him, so he ran away quickly. He now understood why the thief admired Brother Mouse so much. This was the gap between technology and technology! That guy could
In the blink of an eye, he can take off his opponent's pants without anyone noticing. It's strange that such speed is not admired by those thieves!
Seeing that the guy was about to catch up with him, Erniu panicked a little. He didn't want to run naked in front of so many people under the strong sun. If something like that really happened, it would be better to let him urinate on himself.
Just freeze yourself into a pillar.
But that guy was about to catch up, and Erniu couldn't help but want to cry when he thought about walking through the street covered in blood, so Erniu kept thinking hard while running in order to avoid that happening.
Find a way to get him out of this dangerous situation.
Emperor Tian did not let Er Niu down. Thanks to Er Niu's continuous recitation of the Great Compassion Mantra in recent days, he finally found a way to avoid being raped in a secluded corner. Er Niu glanced sideways at the person behind him.
Brother Mouse, I noticed that this guy had already touched his butt with one hand. It seems that if I don't take any measures, I'm afraid this collector's edition underwear will belong to someone else.
So at this extremely dangerous moment, Er Niu stopped decisively and turned around. The rat brother behind him didn't have time to brake and most of his body's weight was on the hand reaching for Er Niu's butt.
, so after Er Niu made an emergency stop, he decisively bumped into Er Niu's body.
Erniu saw the right moment and hugged the rat brother, and then dragged him to a faucet not far from him. Looking at the panicked rat brother in his arms, Erniu sneered. Now he was going to show off his
way.
Erniu opened the faucet with a little uneasiness. He had been praying in his heart that there would be water in this faucet, but after he opened the faucet and waited for fifteen seconds, he finally accepted the fact that there was no water in this faucet.
The perfect plan in his heart went bankrupt. Of course, this was bad news for Er Niu, but it was definitely great news for Brother Rat in his arms. Although he didn't know what the guy hugging him was planning to do, but
Judging from the pained expression on his face, he knew that this guy's plan must have failed. Although he was his opponent, he couldn't help but feel deeply sorry for Er Niu. Next, it was his turn to perform.
Taking advantage of Er Niu's slight relaxation due to the bankruptcy of his plan, he broke away from Er Niu's hand holding him, put his own hands through Er Niu's short sleeves and rolled on Er Niu's body.
The short-sleeved shirt was worn on his body. This action seems simple but in fact it is still very technical, because if you don’t grasp the time and speed well, you may be tricked by your opponent at this time.
, so for the sake of your own safety, everyone should not imitate it. Of course, we should resist this kind of theft and theft even more.
He put on his short-sleeved shirt in the blink of an eye, and now Er Niu was really only left with his boxer briefs. He knew that if he wanted to keep his last fig leaf, he had to fight back, but in broad daylight
I searched for a long time before I saw this faucet without water. There are other places with water there!
Moreover, the rat brother was wearing his own trousers and short-sleeved shirts and was looking at his own underwear eagerly.
"What do you think, you brat, you know how powerful my rat brother is? Look at your bear-like appearance and see where all the energy you gained just now has gone. Give me another chance to show you how powerful you are!"
Seeing Er Niu's downfall, even the thief who was watching the fun began to laugh at him, but Er Niu did not get angry because of this. On the contrary, he calmed down now. It seems that he understood in several battles.
The more critical the situation is, the more you should calm down, so that you can calm down and come up with a good way to deal with the enemy.
Er Niu gradually calmed down, and the two pairs of eyes hiding in the dark obviously noticed it.
"Haha, Brother Mouse is indeed very powerful. I admire you, but no matter what, these tricks of yours are just some shoddy tricks. They can't be used on a big stage. If you have the ability, you can actually do a few tricks with me and don't use those tricks.
How about a petty theft trick?"
"Hmph, I'm sorry, I only know some dirty tricks, so it doesn't matter to me whether I can get on the big stage, so I'm sorry, if you give me one million now, I will let you go, otherwise
I'll let you run naked back from here, and your train ticket and ID card will be useless."
After Brother Mouse finished speaking, he waved the train ticket and ID card in his hand towards Er Niu. The thief behind him hurriedly took out a lighter as if to light it. Er Niu clenched his fists but was helpless. If the ID card and train ticket were gone,
That's small
If the matter is serious, he can go to Xinjiang later, but he can't afford to humiliate this person. He has been humiliating others since he was a child, but he didn't expect that he would be seriously humiliated by a petty thief this time. This made him
How can you not be annoyed?
"Tian Zhuangniu, Brother Shu didn't expect this guy's name to be so vulgar. Can you take a look?"
After the thief took the ID card from Brother Mouse, he read Er Niu's name loudly to Brother Mouse, and made comments while reading it. You must know that one of the things Er Niu has never tolerated since he was a child is for others to talk nonsense about him.
Name, of course there are some exceptions.
Because the name Erniu was given to him by his mother when she gave birth to him, and his mother passed away four hours after giving birth to him, so in another way, the name Erniu is more
It's mostly a longing for his mother.
"You kid, you'd better not joke around with my name, I'll kill you!"
Er Niu walked towards Brother Mouse with a dark face. He no longer cared about whether he would run back naked. What he cared about now was to catch the annoying guy in front of him and give him a good beating. Of course, catching him was also a technical job.
Seeing Brother Er Niu Mouse walking towards him with an expressionless face, he smelled a kind of terrifying atmosphere for the first time in his life. He subconsciously took a few steps back. But this still could not alleviate the feeling of fear that made him.
"Who the hell are you? I'll give you all your stuff. Don't come over here. Did you hear me when I said don't come over?"
"Haha... I have tens of millions here ready to go over to you. How could I not go over!"
Brother Mouse's face is getting more and more ugly, and his voice is almost hysterical. The thief brother on the other side is still confused. Obviously he doesn't know that Brother Mouse, who has always been regarded as his idol, will soon encounter the biggest change in his life. As for what change it is.
Of course he has no right to interfere.
Brother Mouse didn't know why he stood there waiting for Er Niu to grab him by the collar. He wanted to escape but his body didn't seem to obey his orders.
"You have made me lose such a big person. How do you think I should get rid of you?"
Brother Shu's breathing became faster and faster, and his face turned a little pale. Erniu patted his face with his hand, a look of teasing on his face.
"When are we going to stop him? Didn't you say that boy is your relative?"
"Just wait and see what he will do!"
Erniu didn't know how to teach this guy in his hands. After fighting so many times, he didn't know how to deal with this guy in front of him who made him lose his dignity. Erniu wanted to laugh a little, but his face turned pale as he threw it away.
Brother Mouse took back his ID card and train ticket from the thief behind, then turned and left. He didn't even bother to look at Brother Mouse's clothes. He saw Er Niu being thrown to the ground with such a bad look.
Brother Mouse was a little stunned.
It took him a long time to come back to his senses. He felt a little funny. Of course, he didn't think Er Niu was funny. The moment Er Niu grabbed his collar and looked at him, he seemed to see what he had experienced from Er Niu's eyes.
Everything he had experienced, and then thinking about everything he had experienced, he began to feel that he, the rat brother that everyone envied, was a little funny.
In the past, I have never done anything beneficial to this society. I have always been doing some unsavory things, teaching thieves better stealing skills, and killing those who have kind hearts.
Develop into your own puppet, think about your previous ambition to become a grand thief, but now you have become a veritable thief leader.
Brother Mouse stood up and looked at Er Niu walking further and further away and couldn't help shouting.
"Hey, where are you going? Can you take me with you?"
Hearing Brother Rat behind him speak, Erniu turned his head and looked at him strangely, "Take you with me? Please, the person who sleeps with me can only be a girl, not a boy."
"Well, I'm sorry I can't promise you this. My orientation is normal."
Most people, no matter how stupid they are, would understand what Er Niu meant when they heard this, but Brother Shu didn't realize at all that Er Niu had misunderstood what he meant. He was still fighting for opportunities for himself.
"What does this have to do with orientation? I just want to join you and experience what you are going through, that's all."
Erniu wanted to rush over and beat this guy up. He didn't understand why this guy didn't understand. He made it so clear that his orientation was normal, but this guy still persisted. Could it be that he was a pervert? (Unfinished)