"Don't be poor, there are distinguished guests below who are calling for you, hurry up!"
Distinguished guest? Could it be that Er Niu’s father is here?
On weekdays, Er Niu's father is dressed like a distinguished guest. The gold chain around his neck is thicker than a dog chain, and the watch on his arm wishes it was set with diamonds. As soon as he comes to school, there will be a group of single female teachers in the school.
We must be in love with each other.
As long as he can live a luxurious life these days, it doesn't matter whether he is a mistress or a mistress.
"Er Niu, did your father send you money? I know that you have no money to spend on women recently? I came here specifically to support you?"
Erniu rolled his eyes at Lu Lu angrily. He really couldn't spit out ivory from his mouth. His father always remitted money directly to his bank card. How could he come to send money to him in person?
If his father was really here, how could he still not know his dormitory?
"You are no longer poor! Can you walk? If there is nothing serious about walking, let's go down and have a look."
Lu Lu originally thought that Erniu would carry him down if he went down, but now it seemed that the chance was really slim. Erniu just symbolically 'helped' him out of the bed. It was better to say that he was holding him than pulling him.
Er Niu pulled Lu Lu's arm and pulled him up. Due to Er Niu's strong force, Lu Lu's head suddenly hit the bed board of the upper bunk. With a "thud", Er Niu ran out, and Lu Lu
Squatting on the ground and covering his head with both hands, there was nothing strange about his stomach. It was as if the pendant had turned into his blood, and there was nothing else except the convex feeling on the surface.
After Lu Lu put on his backpack, he covered his head and walked downstairs. Er Niu was waiting for him in the stairwell. Seeing Lu Lu carrying his backpack, he asked in confusion.
"Why are you carrying this? What else are you bringing? What are you going to do?"
Lu Lu touched Erniu's meal card in his pocket. He was carrying a backpack mainly to buy some snacks from the school supermarket later. He wanted to save energy and protect the environment, so he carried a backpack.
But he didn't tell Er Niu, he just dealt with him vaguely, and asked him to come down quickly and don't keep the distinguished guest waiting! After the two of them arrived at the gate of the dormitory building, except for a few students who came in and out occasionally, there was no one else.
There was no one left! Erniu knocked on the door of the floor manager's room. The floor manager was eating melon seeds and watching TV in the room. When he saw the two people at the door, he gave them a note, saying it was from the distinguished guest.
"This is what the distinguished guest gave to you. He also said that if you don't go, you will regret it... Go and get it quickly, you two 'good friends'",
The uncle of the building management said to the two of them in a tone that made others want to beat him, even though he felt naughty.
"Uncle, you really misunderstood us two. We are actually..."
"Okay, okay, I understand. You two are close friends, okay? Go find your good partners and don't disturb me to see how good the relationship between China and China is, okay?"
The building manager uncle pushed the two people outside while looking back at the TV. Ever since Zhejiang Satellite TV launched this Chinese good relationship program, the building manager uncle has been a must-see in every episode! Especially the contestants' performance in the relationship-building part made the uncle like it.
The two of them saw that the uncle of the building manager was chasing them away while also fanatically pursuing their favorite TV programs, and they immediately deeply admired the uncle's character of loving to complain about programs.
After being kicked out, Erniu spread the floor manager and handed him a crumpled piece of paper with a small line of crooked writing on it.
"Meet you two idiots at the entrance of the third supermarket when you get down!"
These words were written as if someone had put a caterpillar into the ink and let it crawl on a predetermined track. They were crooked, and the pen was not a stroke or a painting. Erniu looked at it for a long time before he could see it clearly. He was angrily
He crumpled the spread paper into a ball again, and then threw it fiercely towards
In the trash can under the pine tree directly in front, Erniu was dragged by Lu Lu and headed towards the supermarket with the title of idiot. The boys' dormitory is at the back of the school, and the supermarket is in the middle. There are two locations.
There is a gentle slope that is not too steep and a flight of stairs that is not too many.
Erniu is one of the few people who suffers from stair phobia. Every time he goes down the stairs, he will hold on to the railing tightly because he will never forget going from the first floor to the last floor in his freshman year of high school.
Others used walking but he used rolling. Lu Lu looked at Er Niu who was only halfway down the stairs and kept cheering him up. At this time, he didn't dare to rush Er Niu. If this guy broke up,
If you are careful, you may end up falling down the stairs again.
Finally, Erniu stood on the ground.
His forehead was already dripping with sweat. Lu Lu took out a packet of Heart-to-Heart Reunion from his backpack and handed it to him. The students passing by pointed at the intimate actions between the two from time to time. Erniu was a little embarrassed, although
Gay friends are popular these days, but he and Lu Lu are both straight men who can't break up, and there are a lot of rotten girls in the school, so Erniu dragged Lu Lu away before they could see their faces clearly.
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There were many people gathered at the entrance of the supermarket. It was obvious that they were very happy, and Lu Lu could feel it from their cheers.
Erniu spent a lot of effort and squeezed into the crowd despite the glare of many girls. Lu Lu bought a bottle of mineral water and sat at the door of the supermarket. The owner of this supermarket was one of Erniu's
They are distant relatives, so the relationship between Lu Lu and the boss is relatively good. When there is nothing else, Lu Lu works here as a salesperson for free. The boss can rest assured that the boss is not here today, so his daughter will take care of the supermarket, which can be regarded as a second degree.
Niu's cousin is not much older than the two of them.
I heard from the boss that his daughter is already in her third year of college and is facing an internship in the society. However, because these unspoken rules are more prevalent now, the boss has never let his daughter go out to find an internship unit, so the daughter has been
I stayed at home. Later, the boss expanded the store and had more time to purchase goods, so he needed a storekeeper, so he asked his daughter to come over.
I have helped here, don’t mention it, since the boss’s daughter came to help, the boss’s supermarket, which originally ranked third in GDP (there are only three supermarkets in total), suddenly jumped to the first place, and the sales volume of toilet paper in this supermarket
It also suddenly increased by 88%, so if you want to open your own supermarket in school, the prerequisite is that you must have a beautiful daughter.
"Xiaolu, you didn't go out to play today?"
The bored Lu Lu was looking at the crowded crowd and lamenting the lack of popularization of family planning in the country. A gentle female voice came from behind. Hearing this familiar voice, all the mysterious things Lu Lu was thinking about suddenly disappeared.
Without a trace, he turned his head and smiled evilly at the beautiful woman standing behind him.
"Hehe... Is there anything more fun that can be more enjoyable than chatting with Sister Ximi?"
The beautiful woman behind her looked happy when she heard what Lu Lu said. When she was too busy to do it alone, this guy took the initiative to come over and help her, and he didn't take any reward.
In comparison, my cousin doesn't seem so lovable.
"By the way, what happened to Sister Simi's group?"
Tian Ximi frowned,
“I don’t know who raised a puppy that ran to the entrance of the supermarket, wearing sunglasses and a Superman suit. It’s so funny.”
A puppy wearing a Superman suit? Also wearing sunglasses? Distinguished guest? These sensitive words suddenly came together in Lu Lu’s mind. He touched his pocket without a mobile phone.
"Sister Simi, what time is it now? Is it three o'clock?"
Tian Ximi took out his small lady's cell phone, looked at it and told Lu Lu that it was just three o'clock. Lu Lu suddenly remembered that at three o'clock, the cat star said that he would send his brothers to come over to find him and Erniu. Lu Lu stood up and looked around.
I looked around and saw that there was no sound of a cat except people.
Sound, is this weird? Do cats also know that we Chinese don’t like to be punctual and want to test our endurance? Tian Ximi was a little funny when she saw Lu Lu looking around. She is not tall, only 170cm, but
Apparently he is also half a head taller than Lu Lu.
Lu Lu would never have dreamed that the goddess in his heart would use her height to despise his own height.
"What are you looking for? Xiaolu, you look anxious. Do you want sister to give you a small bench?"
Lu Lu turned around and looked at Tian Ximi, who was smiling happily. He hated people making fun of his height the most in his life. He always thought that he would develop a second time when he was still young, but he had to wait for three full years for this second development.
When he was in junior high school, he was the tallest person in the class. At that time, he was 160cm tall. At that time, he was so proud of his height!
In addition, his parents' heights were also very standard, so he thought that when he went to high school, he would be as tall as his father and then successfully join the basketball team and become the object of lust for the girls in the school. But the fact is that it is so miserable.
I haven’t grown taller since the third grade of junior high school.
Seeing Er Niu, who was half a head shorter than him in junior high school, springing up like mushrooms after a spring rain, Lu Lu's heart was completely broken. From then on, he became the target of bullying by people in the class, even girls.
Not letting him go, she would often force him to touch his penis, although this made Er Niu very envious.
When Tian Ximi saw Lu Lu's dim eyes, she knew that the joke was a bit too much. She held Lu Lu's hand and apologized constantly. Lu Lu knew that she didn't mean it, so he didn't pay much attention to it. Although he said so,
But Lu Lu still felt a little uncomfortable in his heart. Seeing that his face was still ugly, Tian Ximi kissed him on his left cheek.
, Although no one saw it, Lu Lu's face was still as red as the apple next to him. He raised his head shyly, looking at Tian Ximi who was within easy reach, feeling the breath spraying from her nose,
And with eyes that were so gentle that they could shed tears, Lu Lu couldn't control himself anymore. He closed his eyes and slowly moved his face towards her.
"ah!………………".
The screams of Erniu always seem so out of place. (To be continued)