"What are you talking about, Lu Lu! What kind of fake you are, come here quickly. If you don't hurry up and escape, that smelly cat will catch up with you. Come here quickly!".
Er Niu didn't know why Lu Lu was so crazy and ran towards him. Lu Lu saw Er Niu running over and took out the 'Yi Peng Dao' from his pocket. Er Niu stopped after seeing the Yi Peng Dao in Lu Lu's hand.
He stopped. He seemed to be afraid of this thing. He stopped and did not dare to take another step forward.
"Although I don't know who you are or what your intention is in pretending to be Er Niu, but I hope you can tell me where Er Niu is?"
"I'm right here! Where else can I be? What happened to you? Did you run too fast just now and hit your head on a tree?"
Lu Lu coldly observed the 'Er Niu' in front of him. He was now full of worry. Where was the real Er Niu?
"You know, your biggest flaw is that you underestimated my friendship with Erniu. Although I usually have a lot of ailments, I only have one old problem. It's not that I get a headache when I'm nervous, but I get a stomachache when I'm nervous. That's it.
You even know better than me. And you said you couldn't wait to show off your skills to Wenwen, but have you forgotten? You just dumped that guy this morning, have you forgotten?"
Erniu smiled and shook his head,
"Haha... I just forgot about it because I was nervous for a while. Besides, I usually have so many girlfriends, and there can't be just one or two named Wenwen, so you are too worried,"
"Am I too worried? I beg you, if you want to pretend to be Er Niu, you'd better observe him carefully first. You don't even know what his character is like, so I advise you to show your true face."
"Hahahahaha, you are quite smart. I was discovered by you so quickly."
Lu Lu was a little scared because Er Niu's voice turned into a female voice.
"You, you...who are you?"
"Haha, who am I? Guess it and I'll tell you!"
Lu Lu listened carefully to the sounds coming from Erniu's mouth. In his memory, except for Tian Ximi, there was no girl with such a nice voice. Could it be that she was pretended to be a cat?
"Are you a cat?"
"Meow? What cat? Oh, you mean the kitten in the house in the school playground in front? I don't recognize it!"
"Then who are you? Could you please reveal your true face?"
"You really want to see my true face? Are you sure?"
Lu Lu was a little depressed. I said all this just because I wanted to see your true face, okay! Lu Lu took a breath and said politely.
"I hope you can show your true face, and I hope you can tell me where Erniu is? Thank you."
Erniu opposite sighed and said in a helpless tone,
"Don't worry, your friend is in a very safe place now, and I will show you my true face now!"
After saying "Er Niu", he immediately ran to Lu Lu. Before Lu Lu could react, he revealed his true face. It was a face with almost no good flesh, covered with bloodstains and knife wounds. Lu Lu pointed out
He screamed and backed away, but he didn't know when his back turned into a cliff.
"ah…………"
Lu Lu opened his eyes and vaguely saw Er Niu coming into his sight. He slapped him with a rounded hand without hesitation.
‘pop’
Er Niu covered his burning face and looked at Lu Lu in disbelief. He didn't understand why this guy gave him a big mouth just after he woke up. He was slapped for no reason. Er Niu felt a little angry.
The dog saw that Er Niu's face was a little red and swollen, so he bit his hand and pulled him aside to find his own medicine.
"Did you dream about something just now? Look at the sweat on your head."
The cat wiped the sweat from Lu Lu's forehead and asked with a worried look. Only then did Lu Lu realize that it was just a dream he had just now. What about Erniu?
Wang Xingren was applying medicine to Er Niu, but he was actually licking Er Niu's face with his tongue. Er Niu would turn his head and peek at Lu Lu from time to time.
Lu Lu was a little embarrassed, so he walked over to Er Niu and explained to him the dream he had just had. After Er Niu learned the reason why he was slapped, he was so angry that he wanted to get into Lu Lu's dream right then and there.
He gave that female ghost a good beating.
"Okay, don't be angry. Don't forget the purpose of our meeting today."
Erniu glared at Lu Lu and then turned away and ignored him. The embarrassment on Lu Lu's face was seen by the cat. The cat winked at the dog, and the dog held Er Niu with his mouth.
His hand went to the side,
"By the way, can you show me your pendant again?"
Lu Lu lifted up his short sleeves to reveal the pendant that had become one with him. The cat looked at the symbol on Lu Lu's belly in shock.
"What's going on? Why is it hanging on your belly?"
"I don't know about this. I only know that this morning my pendant suddenly became very hot, and then I fainted. When I woke up, it looked like this,"
Lu Lu didn't tell the whole story about the video Erniu had taken. Even though Lu Lu just said it casually, the cats were so shocked that they couldn't even close their mouths.
He opened the secret passage and signaled Lu Lu to follow him. Lu Lu didn't expect that there was another cave in this storage room. He squatted at the entrance and looked at the cat who had gone down, hesitating. Is this safe?
Er Niu was pulled aside by the dog. In order to eliminate Er Niu's anger, the dog kept rubbing his head on Er Niu's body. Er Niu didn't like the dog's behavior because he was very clean.
He was afraid that the ticks on the dog would jump on him.
"Go, go, go away. Don't bother me. If you bother me again, I'll beat you up."
The dog seemed to be bullying Er Niu on purpose. He stopped rubbing him and started teasing him. He used his paws on him for a while and then bit him. After a while, Er Niu's Adi was given to him by the dog.
The bite became King Adi, two cows and one
Suddenly he was so angry that he picked up a stick with an iron ring from the ground and chased him out. The dog in front was dodging left and right, while the two cows behind were baring their teeth and claws. Finally, the dog was at the entrance of the secret passage.
Stopped.
The dog blocked the passage, so Erniu didn't see the secret entrance. He shouted and rushed over. The dog saw that something was not going well and wanted to hide to one side, but there were more obstacles on both sides. The dog chose to choose
There was no place to escape, Erniu saw the dog's embarrassment, laughed and raised the iron rod in his hand.
In the underground base, the dog licked the wound on Er Niu's head with his tongue. Lu Lu moved his arms back and forth. He rolled down the stairs and was seriously injured. The dog whimpered and screamed like
Apologizing to Erniu.
Erniu didn't expect that the smelly dog would suddenly urinate on the ground and then get into the stairs. He used the dog's urine to slide directly into the passage and rolled down the stairs. He already had a phobia of stairs.
, after such a fuss, I probably won’t be able to see the stairs again.
"You two, stop working and help him over."
Lu Lu raised his head and saw the time machine covered under the canvas and felt a little curious.
"You two still drive? Do you have a driver's license?"
After that, he opened the canvas and revealed the time machine. As soon as Erniu saw such a cool machine, the injuries on his body no longer hurt, and he limped towards the time machine.
"What brand of sports car is this? Is it so cool? It's so handsome. Does Lu Lu have a mobile phone? Take two handsome photos for Brother Niu and put them on WeChat. I'm sure to charm a lot of girls!"
Lu Lu was a little stunned when he looked at the time machine. Like Er Niu, he thought it was a sports car of a certain brand. Apart from Er Niu's R8, Lu Lu had never seen any other sports car in his life. But now
This unknown sports car has destroyed countless R8s. It is so handsome. It’s no wonder that Erniu almost pressed his face against the car.
"Little kitten, what brand is your car? Why is it so handsome!"
Erniu was in a good mood after seeing the good car and his words became a little incoherent. The cat star didn't blame him. Mance was thinking about his beard in a coherent manner.
"This is not a car, this is a real time machine!"
"Time Machine"
Erniu and Lu Lu shouted in unison,
"Yes, the time machine is the means of transportation that he and I used to come to Earth. It's just that some places have been damaged and cannot fly for the time being."
The cat opened the time machine, and many mechanisms on the back were operating normally. The cat clicked on the logo of the time machine in front of the body. The front of the body changed, and the front cover opened upward to reveal a small retractable chamber inside.
There was a stretcher and a row of buttons. They didn't expect such a high-tech thing to have a stretcher, and they were so shocked that they couldn't close their mouths.
"Hurry up and lie down, I'll help you treat the trauma on your body and treat your kidney deficiency by the way."
Erniu was a little surprised. He didn't expect that this time machine could actually treat people's illnesses. He ignored Lu Lu's dissuasion and lay down on it. The cat clicked on the buttons a few times, and the front cover of the stretcher was retracted.
It was also covered.
"Warning, the living body is being scanned, please do not touch the fuselage vigorously."
"The life body detection has been completed. Please select the degree of repair of the life body according to the button."
Under Lu Lu's worry, Meow Star decisively pressed the number key 1.
"Warning, life weight reorganization has been selected. Please do not choose other options. Life weight reorganization will be completed in thirty seconds."
Lu Lu's palms were full of sweat. These thirty seconds were as long as thirty years. The cat next to him had an elegant face. The dog pulled down the backpack full of snacks. The two animals were eating happily there.
potato chips.
The long thirty seconds finally ended. The fuselage started the automatic program, and Er Niu came out with a calm face. Lu Lu didn't know that the Er Niu who appeared in front of him now was different from before. (Not finished yet.