Jiang Yan watched the iron-eating beast pick up his chopsticks and devour the lunch box that was almost full of chili peppers. He couldn't help but fell into deep thought: Under normal circumstances, the dishes on a plate are the mainstay and the seasonings are the toppings. For example, most of the time we would say just
It’s the same as eating noodles with two cloves of garlic. Of course, there are also more outrageous situations. For example, if you are willing to add twenty eggs to the pancake fruit, you can say that you are eating the egg with the pancake fruit, or you can look for the pancake inside the egg.
Eat fruit.
But it’s rare to see a person eating rice rolls with chili peppers without changing their expression.
The iron-eating beast noticed Jiang Yan's gaze and quickly covered his mouth and rolled his eyes, "Why, you keep staring at the lady eating."
"Nothing." Jiang Shao shook his head.
He just lamented that he didn’t know if pandas would like to eat bamboo after becoming human, but they would definitely like spicy food. Because no matter whether they become human or not, they are still Sichuan men and Sichuan girls.
"Why did you go crazy just now?" Jiang Yan asked as he handed the fish balls bought from Uncle Dong to the iron-eating beast. "Try it and see. This is the fish ball with scales that all the gourmets in Longmen recognize."
After some discussion with the uncle, the old man needed to pay more attention to his health because of his age. From now on, he would help out on the shift in the evenings. When Uncle Dong came to collect the goods in the morning, he would sell them again for a while. This would extend the business hours and expand the customer base.
The iron-eating beast responded. One of her advantages is that she is not picky about food. "Didn't you go back after you left the club yesterday? I heard that your meeting with the girl's family in the afternoon did not go well, so I was wondering if you
If you haven't come out yet, then I, the master, can't enlighten you."
"Well, judging from your current state, there shouldn't be any big problem." The iron-eating beast glanced at Jiang Yan, "Did you go to sleep at Miss Shen's place yesterday?"
"Why don't you speak properly?" Jiang Shao said helplessly, "I rented a house there, so of course I went back to sleep. What do you mean I went to sleep at her place?"
The iron-eating beast nodded solemnly, "Hey, go back, um." Then he rolled his eyes and asked, "So yesterday, Miss Lin's family invited you to eat and broke up. Why did the blind date not go well?"
"you--"
"Looking at how well-dressed Miss Lin is and how elegant she is in her manners and speech, she must be a lady. Could it be that her family wants to forcefully marry you?" The iron-eating beast paled, "Oh my god, in modern society we must advocate free marriage and love.
I will be the first to support you in resisting this kind of behavior!"
Jiang Shao almost didn't bother to argue with her, "Can we talk about something else, sister?" Jiang Shao's sincere "sister" almost had a Tianjin accent. "What conditions do you want me to promise you before you are willing to give up and give me something?"
Yuanyangpu?"
The iron-eating beast put his hands on his hips and said, "Then tell me honestly which one you like! I can't even count how many girls you have met since we met." She counted on her fingers.
"Xiko counts as one, Shen Mo counts as one, and Miss Skati seems to have some connection with you. Miss Lin whom I met yesterday also knows you."
"Wait a minute, this is the first time we've met Xiko, and we're not familiar with each other at all. Miss Skadi and I should be related to each other by the blood of certain races, and are purely distant relatives, okay!"
"Then let's take it as what you said is true, but there is something else." Iron-Eating Beast curled his lips and continued, "Iron-Arm told me, you have a few beautiful colleagues, what about Jessica? Aier
Well, there are also beautiful instructors - tsk tsk tsk, you are so pretty. I don’t even know how many of them are interested in you. Just saying that I know so many beauties is a great blessing in life."
This is indeed irrefutable. Jiang Yan is also curious about why the opposite sex he has seen or known is so good-looking. In other words, after coming to Terra, he rarely sees people with lower-than-standard looks. Sure enough, the creatures in the other world are all so good-looking.
Is there a beauty buff?
The iron-eating beast stared at Jiang Yan, "So, I'm really curious, who does this young man, who is surrounded by a group of beauties like a cliché love drama, like? You know I'm waiting for you to chat with me about love gossip.
Is the wait as painful as the TV series?"
Hearing the volume of the iron-eating beast gradually rising, Jiang Yan knew that this problem must be solved, otherwise the trouble would continue. I don't know what he thought of, and the iron-eating beast's eyes widened. "Do you mean you like men? I'm here.
I’m not discriminating, but you don’t look the same...don’t tell me!”
The iron-eating beast's face was full of horror, "No way, Jiang Yan, I want to warn you, Xiao Xuan is not an adult yet! She is just a student, you can't ruin her-"
"That's enough, what are you talking about?" Jiang Yan held down the iron-eating beast, "I like you, okay!?"
The iron-eating beast looked at Jiang Yan, who was almost close to his face, his eyes rolled around, and he said:
"Actually, this kind of expansion is not impossible...ah, by the way, you are still my rumored boyfriend."
Jiang Yan was stunned for a moment, as if something like that had happened.
The iron-eating beast looked up at Jiang Yan and whispered:
"Is this your true purpose?"
——A long and excruciating silence.
"Pfft, pfft - hahahahaha!" The iron-eating beast couldn't suppress his laughter and burst into laughter. The two of them laughed until their stomachs hurt. "Hey, you're going too far!" The iron-eating beast laughed out loud.
After laughing, he pretended to be aggrieved and said, "Am I so strictly excluded from being a candidate for love? The saddest thing is that even I accepted that it was a joke..."
"No, you are very charming." Jiang Yan wiped the tears from his eyes and sincerely admitted the charm of this carefree friend of the opposite sex in front of him. "It's just that we are more suitable for being friends, thank you."
If you have really gotten along with her, I'm afraid everyone will think that words like "chivalrous and courageous" and "gudaorechang" are specifically used to describe the iron-eating beast: when she treats you as a friend, she will put you as her first priority.
Sometimes even her own affairs can't be ranked that high.
I'm afraid that ever since she learned that Jiang Yan and the Rat King broke up on bad terms yesterday, she had been thinking about what to say if they met, which led to the dramatic scene when she opened the door today. To be honest, it seemed a bit like her at first.
Now, let’s get back to the story: A panda girl meditating in a fairy-like way asks you if you want to hear about the great truth of the world. This shouldn’t frighten old people.
It's a pity that her power was broken as soon as she heard "dinner is served and there are chili peppers", which was a bit too fast.
And the following scene was probably a temporary scene she performed to test whether Jiang Yan had returned to normal. "I feel relieved when I see you like this." Sure enough, the iron-eating beast patted Jiang Yan's back and said with emotion.
: "You said you are a funny character who complains about slaves, but why do you carry a cousin who is bitter and resentful every day? It takes ten years to smile, and it is the last word to live a happier life."
Jiang Yan felt warm in his heart, and just as he was about to open his mouth to further express his gratitude, the iron-eating beast blocked his mouth with one sentence:
"So, which one do you like?"
"...Don't make trouble." Jiang Yan pulled out three black lines on his head. Damn, he was moved too early. "Hurry up and have breakfast. After that, let's go out and play detective games."