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Chapter 57 Fatty being entertained

When the fat man heard what Lu Ban Chi said, he was obviously anxious. He quickly chased Lu Ban Chi and asked, "Lu Ban Chi, you should make it clear. There is something else looking for us. What is it? Don't let your fat man go missing."

In decline."

"I don't know." Lu Banchi shook his head and prepared to leave our tent.

"Lu Ban Chi, please don't mess around with us two. I don't know much about books, so don't lie to me." I really don't understand why Lu Ban Chi said that there is something else looking for us, but he also said that he didn't know.

What is that thing? I really feel like Lu Ban Chi is making fun of us.

Lu Banchi also looked embarrassed. In the end, he couldn't help but the fat man and I talked softly and sighed: "My tent has also been said to be able to drive away evil spirits, but I also said that I can't do anything about powerful evil spirits. So your tent has been

That thing invaded,

And it left a mark in your tent. As for me saying that there is another thing looking for you, that is because my eyes can see who has touched my works. Besides you and that thing, there is another thing.

Got in here."

"That's all? Can't you see what that thing looks like? Or can you tell by the footprints?" The fat man made such a request in a whimsical way.

Lu Banchi's face tightened, he lifted up a section of his trousers and said to the fat man, "Count how many leg hairs I have."

When the fat man heard this, he looked at the unquestionable expression on Lu Ban Chi's face, and he squatted on the ground and started counting. I also stared at the fat man for a long time, because this Lu Ban Chi had always been a strict person, and with his expression

The expression makes you feel that there may be a lot of mystery hidden in it.

But how could I count the hairs on my feet? After the fat man counted them for a while, I felt sleepy. I found a big stone to lean on and squinted. When I fell asleep, the fat man was still counting, and I was afraid that he was counting.

After a quarter of an hour or two, I saw the fat man's eyes starting to blur, and he felt dizzy.

"Hey, Fatty, how many did you count?" I saw that Fatty couldn't count even one foot, so I thought about whether I should help Fatty count.

"Three... Oops, I'm scared to death." The fat man was squatting on the ground and counting the hairs on Lu Ban Chi's feet. Lu Ban Chi was sitting on the ground, and he jumped up when I shouted from behind: "Grandma, I'm counting.

How much is it? Do you remember Luban Ruler?"

"I don't remember, but even if I remember, do you know which one you counted?" Lu Ban Chi likes to tell the truth, and I felt helpless when I heard it.

"Then what should we do?" The fat man looked at me, the culprit, angrily. I also felt a little embarrassed, so I just rested aside and let the fat man do this for a while.

"The first thing is counting." Lu Banchi gave the fat man a devastating answer. The fat man staggered and almost fell to his death.

"Grandma's, Fatty doesn't count anymore,

Now my eyes are full of the hair from the feet of you, a dead Luban ruler." The fat man pulled me over and shouted: "Destiny, you can count the good things you have done."

"This..." Looking at Lu Ban Chi's legs covered with hair, I was really frightened, but I had to admit my mistakes even when I was kneeling.

Thinking of the fat man's fist, and thinking of the words "mighty and unyielding", I gritted my teeth, raised my head and squatted down. Isn't it just counting the hairs on my feet? A man can bend and stretch.

I was just about to start counting the densely packed things when I heard Lu Ban Chi say in my ear: "Xuanyuan, you don't need to count. Even if you count it out, I don't know what it is. I only know that he is not a human being."

But it’s not an evil spirit.”

Hearing what Lu Banchi said, I was confused. This third thing was neither a human nor an evil spirit. What exactly was it? In fact, I always had an answer in my heart, but I didn't dare to confirm it.

he.

"Hey, hey, wait a minute, Luban ruler, why did your grandma ask your fat man to count the hairs on his feet?" The fat man became anxious when he heard this. This Luban ruler made him count the hairs on his feet for a long time. If it didn't work...

"Oh, I just want to ask you, can you tell how old I am from the hair on my feet?" Lu Banchi said this seriously, and I almost choked.

"Grandma, how is this possible? Besides, does this have anything to do with my problem? It's obvious that windmills and cows and horses have nothing to do with each other." The fat man looked like a bitter gourd on his face and muttered: "Grandma, I'll count.

You have been telling me this for two and a half hours."

"Yeah, it shouldn't matter much." As soon as Lu Ban Chi said these words, the veins on the fat man's head were about to bulge, and he wished he could eat Lu Ban Chi, but Lu Ban Chi then said another sentence slowly.

: "It doesn't matter much, but it does matter a little bit."

"Okay, Lu Ban Chi, if you can tell me something about it today, your fat man won't beat you up." The fat man was also very angry, but when he heard what Lu Ban Chi said, it didn't matter at all, the fat man's curiosity arose again.

"Oh, Fatty, you've made your promise. If I can tell you some reasons, I'm not allowed to mess around." When Lu Banchi heard this, his eyes lit up instantly. I understood in an instant that Lu Banchi was digging a hole for Fatty to jump.

Woolen cloth.

"Don't worry, your fat man always sticks to his word, and he will throw water out of his mouth and never regret it." Looking at the fat man's vow, I knew that this fat man was determined, and he even said this.

The hole was dug deeper.

Lu Banchi became even more happy when he heard this. He cleared his throat and said, "Listen up, fat man. Since you can't tell how old I am from the hair on my feet, how can I tell what that thing is from the marks? Then

The reporter said, you entertain me first, and I will naturally entertain you as well. I wonder if you are satisfied with this relationship?"

After Lu Banchi finished speaking, he smiled slightly and told us

The two tents had been packed up and thrown into an open space.

"Grandma, Fatty, I..." The fat man had already clenched his fists when he said this, but he was still trying his best to suppress his emotions.

"Hey, Fatty still has Xuanyuan here. If you dare to take action, your reputation will be bad if word spreads." Lu Banchi teased Fatty while packing up the tent on the ground.

As soon as the fat man heard the word reputation, he was like a deflated basketball, deflated all of a sudden, and he didn't regain his strength for a long time.

"Lu Ban Chi, you said that the third thing saved us?" I don't want to take care of the fat man's emotions anymore, because the fat man's emotions come and go quickly.

"That's right." Lu Banchi had already gathered the tents together and started sprinkling water on them.

"How did you know?" This is what I care about most. How did Lu Banchi know that this third thing came to save us? Although that thing is not an evil spirit, it does not mean anything.

"Because that thing came before the owner of the handprint. He arrived first, and the owner of the handprint came right after. It was because of his arrival that the two of you left your tent and escaped." Lu Banchi concluded.

A few handprints that I couldn't understand were sprinkled with water and electricity three times on the tent.

"Hey, you can see the relationship between Luban ruler, but you can't see what that thing is?" This fat man is really a pure and stubborn man, and he is a master who will not shed tears until he sees the coffin.

"Fat man, you want to count the hair on my feet again, right?" Lu Banchi smiled, as if he was about to lift his trousers.

"No, no, no, I'm just asking casually, don't amuse me anymore." Now the fat man learned the lesson. He knew that if he continued to pester him, he would probably be swayed to the other foot again.

Lu Banchi didn't answer any more. He just threw a talisman on top of the tent after touching the water at three o'clock. I know that yellow talisman. It is the Chenzhou talisman unique to Miao territory and one of the three arts of Miao territory.

The Chenzhou Talisman was thrown up, and Lu Banchi also struck a match and threw it on the tent. In an instant, a raging fire engulfed the Chenzhou Talisman and the tent together. The fire was huge but there was no smoke, and the fire was extinguished instantly.

, there wasn’t even a drop of ashes on the ground, I was speechless for a while.

"Lu Ban Chi, you are so amazing. What kind of trick is this?" Fatty always kept his mouth open. When I heard this, I immediately pulled Fatty and told him to shut up.

When Lu Banchi saw me tugging on the fat man, he actually smiled at me and said: "This is for you two. I have burned the tent, and your breath is gone in that thing. It will think that it will happen in a short time."

You two are already dead and will not come to fight. But remember, you must not throw this thing away."

After saying that, Lu Banchi threw the thing to us and headed towards the base without looking back.


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