What the hell is Uncle Golden Retriever? You must know that in his world, golden hair is a symbol of a lion, a symbol of bravery, and a symbol of nobility. Why does it sound so low now?
Klaus felt that it was necessary to correct Master Luo's name for him, and solemnly told them his name: "My name is Klaus, and I am a noble noble earl. My big golden wave is the symbol of a lion.
A symbol of courage and strength. Master Luo, you can call me by my name, or you can call me Earl, but please don't call me Uncle Golden Retriever."
Seeing Klaus' solemn look, Master Luo felt very puzzled. "But, isn't your hair golden? According to your age, I should call you uncle, so golden hair + uncle = uncle golden retriever, my
There’s nothing wrong with the title!”
Klaus instantly felt that the idol who had just been promoted in the past few days was no longer cute. He now felt that his road was turning dark.
Master Luo's silly look on his face made Wu Yifan next to him laugh. He held back his laughter and added: "This is the first time I have heard of the surname Ke among all the scholars. My brother has such a strange appearance. He should be
People from the Western Regions."
It doesn't matter what the Western Regions are, but the last name he mentioned touched Klaus's pain point, and his face was a little gloomy: "I don't have a last name now, I only have a first name, and Klaus is my first name."
Seeing that Klaus seemed really angry, Master Luo quickly said: "Okay, okay, since you don't like it, I won't call you Uncle Golden Retriever. I'll just call you Uncle."
Master Luo looked at Wu Yifan, who was laughing next to him, "What's your name, handsome brother?"
Wu Yifan casually made up a false name, "Master Luo, my surname is Wu, so-called."
Master Luo was stunned, "Well... your father named you so casually, it feels like a joke."
The street was not the place to talk about things, so they found a roadside stall, the tofu stall opposite Ma's butcher shop.
Wu Yifan said that he just wanted to make friends with Master Luo, but Klaus's heart was much darker. He liked Luo Tianyi very much, and he wanted to abduct this child. Of course, it was impossible to say it directly and just find some excuse to excuse him.
There were two bowls of sugared tofu puffs in front of Master Luo. He took a spoon and was eating the tofu puffs one by one. Of course, the handsome brother and the golden retriever ordered the tofu puffs. To be fair, Master Luo asked each of them to have a bowl.
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Wu Yifan first told Master Luo a story, which was an inspirational story about a prince named Tianze from the land of Baiyue who returned to his country. Wu Yifan's literary talent was extraordinary, and he described Tianze's experience of returning to his country in detail. The story was full of ups and downs.
The bizarre reversal makes Tianze's inner activities described in a sweat-soaked manner.
Master Luo listened with great interest. It was Klaus's turn. The story Wu Yifan told first was too strong. Klaus couldn't be inferior to others. He had to be better than others in telling stories.
Master Luo finished his tofu puffs and ordered another plate of peanuts. Both of them were looking at him. Klaus felt a little heavy, and it seemed that he could only come up with some trump cards. He was going to tell one of his world-famous stories.
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Klaus's eyes were pretending to be disdainful, "Mr. Luo, what's the point of such a story? The plot of the story is old-fashioned and not innovative at all. Let me tell you a different story."
Klaus told them about a popular best-selling book in his world, Hogwarts on the Bite of the Tongue. Another macro world, a different civilization system, magical wizards and magic wands. Everything Master Luo told them
He is so greedy, he also really wants to taste Scotland.
What does a fat chicken with a round face smell like? Wu Yifan was very alarmed when he heard it. He is an adult, and the world and values have been fixed. He does not accept the new cultural system as quickly as a child. Klaus seems to have forgotten the cultural system.
I don't accept this anymore.
Klaus's story was too long, telling it from day to night. Master Luo and Wu Yifan went to the hut several times, and changed plates of peanuts, edamame, and melon seeds. Finally, Klaus once again experienced the stall owner.
At night, the stall owner finally stopped talking about chasing people away. Wu Yifan breathed a sigh of relief. The story of this golden retriever brother was really too long and delayed many things for him.
The three people who were kicked out by the stall owner were walking on the street. The young master asked Klaus: "Uncle, let's talk as we walk. I want to continue to hear what other recipes are there."
Klaus licked his slightly dry lips. The two of them had sex for a long time, but he didn't even eat a single peanut. In the end, he and Wu paid for the meal. "I don't know the rest of the plot either.
, I can’t tell you.”
Master Luo was very puzzled, "Why?"
"There's no reason. The author didn't finish the book, and I don't know the ending."
"Oh~" Master Luo was a little disappointed. "Well, handsome brother, goodbye uncle. Thank you for your hospitality today. Your stories are very exciting, but it's too late. Let's talk another day."
Master Luo and the two of them waved their hands, turned and left. Wu Yifan sighed, today was in vain, a day wasted. He originally wanted to hide his identity and get acquainted with Master Luo, and coax the child into asking him to worship him as his brother. Then.
Then he found his father Lolita through him. After showing his identity and making the prince look approachable to win over their family, it was all in vain because of this golden retriever, but the edamame tastes quite fragrant.
"In this case, brother, please take your leave first."
Klaus also imitated them and made a hand-over salute. "Okay, farewell."
The two of them turned around at the same time and started walking forward. After a few steps, they walked side by side. Wu Yifan said: "Oh, brother, we are on our way. It seems that we are going to walk together for a while."
"Hmm." Klaus said perfunctorily.
Then the two of them kept walking side by side, passing through several intersections in a row without separation. Under the light of the lanterns hanging at the entrances of the shops along the road, their shadows were intertwined, making everything look so warm.
At the beginning of the journey, Wu Yifan felt that Klaus's identity should not be that simple. He kept talking to Klaus politely, trying to find out his details. But Klaus kept perfunctory and saw Klaus's perfunctory behavior.
, Wu Yifan was not looking for trouble, and the two of them walked quite depressingly in the last part of the journey.
Finally, after the journey was over, the two of them arrived at their residence, which was the same inn, Tongfu Inn.
After walking for such a long time, Wu Yifan had some guesses, but he was not sure. Now he had arrived at the door of the inn and sighed: "Brother, what a fate."
"Yeah." Klaus was still aloof.
The waiter in the inn was cleaning the tables in the shop. He saw two people coming in together and asked: "Hey, the two guests are back. Do you want hot water when you go back to your room later? I will bring it to the room for you two."
Wu Yifan seemed very approachable and was very polite to the waiter. "Then thank you brother."
If you are polite to others during a conversation, others will naturally be polite to you, except for those who are incompetent. "Hey, it's okay."
Klaus couldn't bear to show off to the waiter in an inn. Except for sleeping on the eaves on the first night, he had been staying in this inn for the past few days. The waiter said there was free hot water service. Why?
Don't want it.
The two people went upstairs. Klaus lived in room No. 2, Mr. Wu lived in room No. 3, and room No. 1 was occupied by the two swordsmen.
The waiter finished cleaning and all the hotel guests had returned. The waiter was about to close the door and turn off the lights. Just as he was about to close the door, a man covered in blood pushed in the door.
The man leaned on a table with both hands and panted with a long knife in his hand. He said laboriously: "I finally escaped to Tongfu Inn."
Seeing this man covered in blood, the waiter cautiously stepped forward and asked, "Hey, this guest, we are closed and we are not taking any business now."
The man in blood-clothed clothes took out a big money bag from his arms and put it on the table. He unzipped the string of the money bag and found that it was full of golden gold. He said in a tone that had not yet calmed down: "I want to stay in a hotel."
When he saw Jin Zi, the waiter immediately became attentive and introduced him: "Sir, the Tianzi rooms in our store are full, and now the best room is Dizi No. 1. Why don't you feel aggrieved and live there?
Font size one.”
The rooms in this inn are divided into three levels: heaven, earth and people. The Tianzi room has a good environment and a comfortable bed, and it also provides a free large wooden bath. The Dijia room is smaller and poorly furnished, and provides hot water.
, but you have to pay extra for bathing. The herringbone-sized rooms in Datongbu do not provide anything, so they are cheap.
The anxious man agreed, "Okay, okay, I'll stay in room No. 1."
At this time, a voice came from the street, "Nangong Wentian, you can't run away!" The man who heard the voice looked very frightened and quickly pointed at the door with a long knife in both hands.
A group of people rushed into the inn with long swords. There were about 20 people. Except for the leader, the people behind them all wore uniform clothes. They should be part of an organization.
The leading man pointed at Nangong Wentian with a long sword in his hand, "Nangong Wentian, you can't run away, today is the day you die."
Nangong Wentian nervously hugged the waiter's arm. "Brother, you have to save me. It is said that your Tongfu Inn protects the safety of all guests staying in the hotel. You must protect me."
The waiter pried Nangong Wentian's hands off his arms. "Why don't you just wait a moment? What's going on?" He turned to the group of people who broke into the inn and asked, "Everyone is in danger at first sight.
People, I don’t know what hatred or grudge you have, but you insist on putting people to death.”
Nangong Wentian, who was hiding behind him, said, "They are the subordinates of Dongfang Lanxiang, my seventh uncle, second uncle, and fourth nephew. I am the young master of the asxs base sect. My father died of illness, and Lan Xiang wants to usurp the throne.
They want to seize the position of leader of the asxs base sect, and they want to kill me, brother, you must protect me!"
The leader snorted coldly, "It is rumored that there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers in Tongfu Inn. Some people who are fleeing from the rivers and lakes will be protected by you when they come to stay here. But I advise you not to go into this muddy water. You can't afford to offend the people behind us.
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More than 20 people raised their swords. Looking at the cold light on the swords, the waiter gulped in fear.
"What are you doing? What's going on with Lao Bai?" A woman walked out from behind, rubbing her eyes.
Lao Bai saw the savior in a daze and hurried to the woman's side. "The shopkeeper is in trouble. There are people chasing him."
The female shopkeeper was shocked when she saw these people in the hall and the swords in their hands. "Hey, what are these people doing?"
Looking at the cold light on those people's swords, she was also full of fear: "Well, you continue, continue, it's okay, I'll go back to sleep first." She grabbed Lao Bai's arm and said: "Old Bai takes good care of them.
, be careful not to break things in the store. If you break things in the store, remember to ask them to accompany you."