Klaus flew back to the castle, had afternoon tea, and then teased the black cat Xiao Hei for a while, and then fed Tuanzi with pots of milk.
Yes! It’s Tuanzi. He thought the panda’s cry was ridiculous, so he changed the name again.
It’s just a pet. I feel like calling it a panda is a bit uncute.
Just before the sun was about to set, the goblin refugees who were pressed down by the gargoyles finally arrived at the open space in front of the castle moat.
Klaus took 50 skeleton warriors, lowered the suspension bridge and walked out, asking the gargoyles to continue flying back to the roof to serve as stone statues.
There were 37 goblins in front of them, 25 mother goblins, 11 goblin warriors, and one goblin elder. Ordinary old goblins or young goblins, as well as disabled people, were all abandoned by them on the way to escape.
Life in the jungle is so cruel. Because goblins give birth to one child every six months on average and can reach adulthood at the age of five, so the female goblin is the backbone of the tribe.
Goblins are divided into wild goblins and rational goblins. Wild goblins live in the wild forests and are mainly shamans. Rational goblins are the recognized intelligent race in the mainland and rely mainly on mechanical and manual skills.
It is said that the original rational goblins were also domesticated by others. This was the main purpose of Klaus keeping them as servants. But before that, he did not want these stinking guys to step into his castle.
Klaus asked the skeletons to bring five large wooden barrels and two large wooden basins, and filled them with water from the moat.
With a height of 1.8 meters, he looked down at the group of dwarfs in front of him who were not even 1.5 meters tall.
"Now you are the servants of my Lord, Count Claus, in the castle, but you are too stinky to just step into my castle like this.
Now, all you goblins, jump into the big wooden barrel in front of you and wash your bodies clean. Also wash the items you carry clean. Don't let me smell the slightest bit of stench, otherwise."
As he spoke, he twisted off the head of a skeleton next to him, felt the fear of the goblins in front of him, and then put the skull's head back on the ground.
Then he asked the skeleton servant to move a stool, took a book himself, and read it as if no one else was watching.
The goblins washed very carefully and did not finish until midnight. They changed bucket after bucket of water. The dirty water was poured into the moat. Many piranhas floated to the surface with their white bellies turned out, and all the crocodiles inside climbed up.
shore.
The bright moon was in the sky, the night in the forest was a bit cool, and the breeze blew the wet goblins. The goblin elder walked toward Klaus with trembling steps, but before he could reach him, he was stopped by two skeletons holding long swords.
The goblin elder was a little scared. Looking at the green undead fire in the heads of the two skeleton warriors, he whispered to Klaus: "Sir, we have finished washing."
"Um?"
Klaus took off the book covering his face and looked at the trembling goblin elder in front of him.
"oh!"
A breeze mixed with a weak fire element blew towards the goblin elder and the goblins behind him.
The hot wind blew the goblins dry, and Klaus stood up and stretched. It was already so late, and it was dinner time. He should have dinner.
The goblins in front of him were gathered together, and the goblin women hugging each other were looking at him in fear. It was time for them to eat.
Although he was not a good lord, he knew that the servants could only work if they had their stomachs full. He would not starve his servants and let them work.
He casually ordered the skeleton servant to get some food from the castle to fill the bellies of these goblins.
This group of elite skeletons are good at everything and have basic intelligence, but they are too stupid. They do whatever you ask them to do, they obey orders absolutely, and they don't know how to adapt. They can't do even slightly more delicate tasks, such as destroying two baskets of eggs.
The skeleton he threw out of the castle.
In fact, Klaus is also a brainiac. Everyone on the entire continent uses skeletons as cannon fodder to fight. Who has allowed skeletons to fry eggs?
A large pot was set up on the open ground, and baskets of corn, peanuts, sweet potatoes, and white potatoes were poured into the pot, and water was added directly to cook.
Klaus thought sadly: I, Klaus, once a noble Earl, but now a noble blood family, actually cultivated the land for four months. Fortunately, after planting the land for four months, he saved so much high-yielding food.
Feed them.
Throw a spoon to the goblin elder, and when the food is ready, let the goblin elder take charge.
After the food was ready, the goblin elder took the food out, and the goblins didn't even care about it being hot, and grabbed it directly.
Klaus frowned when he saw it. They were really lacking in quality. It seemed that there was a long way to go to train them to become qualified vampire servants.
In fact, it’s not the goblins’ fault. They had been hungry for a day while fleeing, and Klaus didn’t give them anything to grab with their hands.
Klaus went back to the house to eat and sleep. The goblins made a fire outside for the night and would talk about it tomorrow. With the skeletons watching, they didn't dare to run away.
Early the next morning, Klaus finished breakfast and also sent breakfast to the goblins.
After feeding Tuanzi a basin of milk and helping it drive away the little black ones who were snatching food, I felt that it was almost time and those goblins should have finished their meal.
Klaus came outside, and the goblins stood together nervously, waiting for Klaus's instructions.
Klaus sniffed it and found that it was clean after washing. Why did he still feel a stink?
Klaus, who has werewolf blood in his body, now has an extremely developed sense of smell and can smell even the slightest odor.
The goblin elder trotted up to him and grinned in a flattering manner. Klaus looked at the goblin elder's big yellow teeth and understood.
It's hard enough for tribesmen in the wild to live, so how can they still pay attention to personal hygiene, let alone brushing their teeth?
This continent has no name, and most people have never even left their own country, let alone outside the world, let alone given a name to this continent and the world. Even if there is a name, most people don't know it.
The same goes for Klaus, he knows the names of countries and regions, but he doesn't know the name of the world.
The civilization on the road has flourished for nearly ten thousand years, and the history of the nobles has also been thousands of years. Although it was restricted by swords and magic and did not develop towards science and technology, it also developed its own unique civilization.
Paying attention to hygiene is a standard requirement for highly intelligent races. If they don't pay attention to hygiene, they will all be classified as wilderness tribes.
Klaus brushes his white teeth every morning when he wakes up. Their toothbrushes are usually made of animal feathers.
Commoners use chicken feathers, and nobles use goose feathers. The toothbrushes in the castle are all made of goose feathers, and there is not much in stock. Klaus will never allow these goblins to use the same toothbrushes as him.
He does have a lot of free-range chickens, ducks, geese, cattle, sheep and pigs. Some are free-range in the orchard near the garden, and some are kept in small quantities in special places. Because there is only Klaus, a perverted vampire, and a black man in the castle.
The cat and a dumpling were consumed, and Klaus kept few in captivity.
The top priority is to make a toothbrush first and let them brush their teeth, otherwise Klaus's aristocratic habit will be unbearable.
"Let's go, the lord will take you to pluck the chicken feathers."