Chapter 1142 How can there be such a perverted ghost in the world?
Fu Yang found it incredible. At first he thought Gouzi and Lao Zhao were joking and deliberately bullying Daniel.
But when he looked at Daniel's face, he was full of anger. It didn't seem to be fake?
"Holy shit, right? Is there really such a perverted ghost?"
Fu Yang widened his eyes and stared at Daniel and asked.
At the same time, I secretly thought: This is a perverted hobby. Could it be that he is Mr. Xiong’s sworn brother?
Daniel nodded sadly and angrily, took a hard bite of the grilled chicken leg in his hand, and said, "Yes! It happened just the night before yesterday when I was squatting on the toilet in the middle of the night. It was so perverted and terrible!
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He cursed and told this curious thing...
It turns out that Lao Zhao, Daniu, and Gouzi were interns at the same company. As newcomers in the workplace, they must work more, so not only the salary is small, but they always work overtime until after ten o'clock in the evening.
In addition, the distance was so long that it was already very late to return to the school dormitory. Besides, the dormitory building closed at 10:30 p.m.
The three of them discussed and rented a small one-bedroom apartment near the company. They shared the cost equally and lived together. This could be considered as extending the time in the dormitory.
The night before yesterday, because the company had to come up with a marketing plan, the three of them worked until eleven o'clock in the evening. Then they went to a nearby place for a late-night snack before going back to bed.
At midnight, Daniel got up to go to the toilet.
Squatting on the toilet, ready to take a dip, humming a little tune softly in his mouth
But suddenly, he felt uncomfortable all over!
Huh?
Why is it suddenly a little cold in this toilet?!
Daniel twitched inexplicably a few times, and then found that he couldn't pull it out at all. A dangerous aura filled the air.
He quickly stood up with his pants up and subconsciously looked down!
OMG!
Just looking at it like this, Daniel felt his scalp numb, his whole body trembled, and his pants that had been lifted fell down again.
because……
He suddenly saw a pale hand stretched out from inside the toilet!!!
That cliff is not a human hand, but a ghost hand! (Nonsense, can a human hand stick out from the toilet?)
And this ghost hand has already stretched out a long way. If it weren't for Daniel's sudden sense of danger just now, I'm afraid at this moment...
This pale ghost hand has forcefully dug into his anus!
"Fake! Fake! I'm going to fuck you."
Daniel was so afraid of being angry that he didn't care that he was still naked, so he directly picked up the mop next to him and tried to stab the pale hand into the toilet.
"Damn it! I asked you to scare me and want to poke my anus? I can poke you too."
Daniel was so frightened that his eyes were blood red. He roared angrily and thrust the mop into the toilet.
As for Lao Zhao and Gouzi...
The two of them were sleeping soundly in the room, but were suddenly woken up by Daniel's shrill screams. Drowsily, they heard Daniel's rough voice yelling some curse words.
What I heard intermittently were words like "Fake", "Chrysanthemum" and "Tie".
The two of them were immediately frightened.
Yi Gulu got up from the bed, you looked at me, I looked at you.
"Daniu...what's going on?!"
I quickly ran to the toilet and saw that this guy's pants were on the floor, his buttocks were naked, and he was still holding a mop in his hand and was slapping it hard into the toilet.
Like crazy!
Lao Zhao and Gouzi were stunned, their jaws dropped to the ground.
Because this picture is so curious and weird. It is scary, nonsensical, and hilarious.
"Da, Da Niu... what's wrong with you? Are you hitting the toilet with a mop? Is there a ghost coming out of the toilet?"
Lao Zhao said in a strange tone.
Unexpectedly, Daniel threw away the mop in his hand and turned to look at them. Tears appeared in his eyes. He was obviously very frightened.
Nodding, he choked and said: "Yes! I'm talking about ghosts. I was pulling Xiang just now, and a pale ghost hand actually stuck out from the toilet. Even if I thought about it all my head, I never thought there was such a thing in this world.
Such a perverted ghost! If you want to kill or behead him, do it openly. What does it mean to stick out a hand from the toilet?"
ha?
Lao Zhao and Gouzi were completely confused.
It was just a joke at first, but I didn’t expect that a ghost actually reached out from the toilet!
This made the two people dumbfounded, and at the same time, they also had a deep fear of the toilet.
From this moment on, no one dared to use the toilet in the house shared by three people...
If it's okay to pee, but if it's time to poop, I'll be so scared that I can't poop out at all!
Especially for Daniel, as soon as he squatted down, he felt that a hand was going to reach out from the toilet and stab his anus with lightning speed.
It’s so fucking perverted!
He was absolutely frightened and had a psychological shadow!!!
After listening to what the three of them said, Fu Yang's expression was completely dull.
Then……
Poof!!!
The beer he still had in his mouth spurted out, almost missing them.
"Hahahaha! I'm laughing to death. Damn, I'm really laughing to death. It's so funny and exciting! This ghost is really perverted. But you are so cowardly. Haha, you are so scared that you don't dare to poop.
.Haha, my mom, you’re laughing so hard.”
Fu Yang held his stomach and couldn't control it. He laughed so much that tears and runny nose came out.
Daniel's face was darker than the bottom of the pot, and he looked at Fu Yang a little aggrievedly: "Is it really that funny?"
Fu Yang nodded honestly, holding his stomach and laughing again regardless of the image.
The other Jiangsu students eating at the table next to them all looked at them with incomprehensible eyes...
Two hours later.
After having a late-night barbecue, Fu Yang appeared in the rental house where Lao Zhao and Danniu Gouzi lived together.
"Okay, today I personally come out to help you solve the problem of that perverted toilet ghost. I think you can use the toilet with confidence and boldness in the future... Hahahaha."
Fu Yang scolded Fang Qiu and still couldn't help but laugh.
At the same time, he was also very curious, why are there such perverted ghosts in the world?
He secretly murmured in his heart: "Could it really have something to do with Master Xiong? After all, under normal circumstances, there wouldn't be a ghost with such a low integrity value, right?"
Anyway, let’s take a look at the situation first.
"Do you want to go to the toilet?" Daniel was eager to try.
He knew that Fu Yang could do magic and catch ghosts and eliminate demons, which was very powerful! Now that he was here, he became more courageous.
Uh...no need for that.
Fu Yangchao waved his hands, assumed a very comfortable posture on the sofa, and deliberately said with a sarcastic joke: "With my master's strength, such a weak toilet ghost can just sit here in the living room." (Third update)