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Chapter 1217 Two funny ratios and motorcycles

As a restless second-hand person.

Of course Ah Huang couldn't tolerate spending an idle day in this mercenary camp.

As soon as he came out of Laotuo's tent, this guy put his arm around Fu Yang's neck with a playful smile and said with a smile.

"Let's go, little Yoko, let's go to the villages outside or the nearby small towns. It's dirty and smelly here. It's painful to be with a group of bird mercenaries."

Fu Yang originally had a quiet and moveable character, but he couldn't resist Ah Huang, so he could only follow him wordlessly to get ready to go out.

The two of them walked shoulder to shoulder to the entrance of the mercenary camp, but were blocked by several mercenaries holding submachine guns. They were mumbling some incomprehensible bird language.

But from the looks of it, he probably didn't want to let them out.

"Fake! These bastard mercenaries are really immoral. At least on the surface, we are also relatives and friends of their employers. Not only did they not escort us out to have fun in the nearby town, but they actually want to put us under house arrest? Damn it."

Ah Huang held his mouth in displeasure.

If he hadn't tried his best to hide his identity and strength, he would have beaten these blind mercenaries into pig heads long ago.

Fu Yang looked around and found a shabby-looking motorcycle parked in front of a simple roadblock nearby.

An idea struck him.

He took out a large amount of cash from his pocket - he had taken it before coming out, and then put it into the hand of the leader of the mercenaries while they were shaking hands.

Then a tacit smile appeared on his face and he pointed at the motorcycle.

So, money has no borders!

When the mercenary leader saw that Fu Yang was so smart, he immediately showed a kind smile. He gave Fu Yang a thumbs up and said "good, good" in broken English.

With a wave of his hand, he threw the keys of the motorcycle to Fu Yang.

Then he pointed to the sun in the sky and the camp.

Fu Yang immediately showed a clear expression, smiled and nodded: "I know, I will definitely come back before dark in the evening."

After saying that, he winked at Ah Huang, who happily went to drive his motorcycle.

"Haha! Little Yoko, you are still awesome. You can deal with these soldiers without using magic. Today, as an experienced driver, I don't want to drive, so I will try to drive a motorcycle."

He was gearing up and eager to try.

However, because this mercenary camp is relatively hidden, it is on the edge of the woods, and there is a roadblock deliberately made of felled trees in front of it, so it cannot be launched directly here.

The two of them pushed and pushed all the way out of the camp, and only got on the motorcycle when they came to the dusty country dirt road.

The veteran driver Ah Huang naturally obliged and asked Fu Yang to sit in the back.

However, he stepped on the accelerator of the motorcycle several times, but it seemed that it failed to start.

It was a bit awkward for the two of them to sit on the motorcycle one behind the other.

Fu Yang: "Ah Huang, are you reliable? Have you ever driven a motorcycle?"

Ah Huang: "Have you never eaten pork and seen pigs running? What's so difficult about this! It's much easier than driving. I can drive."

Fu Yang looked horrified: "In other words... you have never driven a motorcycle before? This is the first time."

Ah Huang: "Little Yangzi, are you afraid of your balls!? You are also a powerful psychic after all, Maoshan Sect Master Si Lu. Your real combat power is even comparable to that of Wu Lu Zhenren in the later stage, almost to the peak. You can still be shocked by riding a motorcycle.

At first glance. Oops, it worked..."

As the idiot said this, he seemed to actually start the motorcycle. It made a buzzing sound of the accelerator.

Whoosh!!!

The motorcycle rushed out immediately. I don't know whether it was because the accelerator was not in the right position or something else. Anyway, the speed was abnormal and there was no reaction time.

The dirt roads in this countryside are very bumpy and uneven, and off-road vehicles can sway left and right when driving, let alone motorcycles.

So the motorcycles under the two guys' crotches were like wild wild horses running wild, scurrying around on the road a few times, and then drove into a ditch next to them with a bang!

Fu Yang only had time to shout, "Oh my god..."

Then he and Ah Huang lay down in a ditch together with their motorcycle!

If there was someone outside at this time, standing on the edge of the ditch and looking inside, they would find an old motorcycle lying on top of two hard-working guys, with the wheels still spinning rapidly.

Fu Yang and Ah Huang were lying at the bottom of the ditch, their heads and faces covered with dirt. They were in a very miserable state.

Ah Huang screamed like he was killing a pig: "Oh, my legs! My legs are broken!"

Definitely very joyful!

Pooh!

Fu Yang spit out the mud that had just entered his mouth and cursed angrily.

"There's no one here except us, and you're still acting like a dick? If you don't get up quickly, I'll really break the third leg under your crotch. You're such a joke, you're driving a motorcycle."

The car can drive into the hole."

"Little Yoko, you are so heartless! I drove so hard, and you still blame me when the car overturns. Do you know how hard I work!"

"I know you are a big-headed ghost!"

Bang bang bang!

Fu Yang slapped Mr. Xiong three times in a row and slapped Ah Huang hard on the head.

As a result, this guy immediately fought back and kicked Fu Yang in the butt...

"Stop making trouble. Get up quickly!"

Fu Yang said, exerting all his strength.

A strong force appeared, and the motorcycle that was pressing on the two of them was lifted up. It flew out of the ditch and landed firmly on the road.

Fu Yang and Ah Huang climbed up from the ditch together, dusting themselves off.

Then you look at me, and I look at you, and laugh out loud at the same time.

They are definitely two funny guys...

No matter what, Fu Yang later refused to let Ah Huang, who claimed to be a "veteran driver," ride a motorcycle.

He came to ride, not to mention it was really successful. The motorcycle started successfully, and it took the two funny guys and galloped away. It took an hour to get back to the main road...

According to what they asked Alang before, Fu Yang and Ahuang found a small town successfully. Although it doesn't look very prosperous, Xishuangbanna is still a very popular tourist attraction after all. As long as it is a regular town, it has various facilities.

not bad.

The two of them actually found a Sichuan restaurant, so naturally they wanted to go in and have a feast.

After all, this is not the Sichuan and Chongqing area. Although the chef's skills are good, there is still a gap in taste.

But Fu Yang and Ah Huang still had a great time eating, as if they were in a hurry.

Ah Huangdu leaned back in his chair and rubbed his belly. After having enough wine and food, he was just about to pay the bill.

Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, Ah Huang saw the table at the far corner of the Sichuan restaurant. The two people sitting there seemed a little familiar.

He took a closer look and was immediately surprised, happy and angry. He quickly lowered his voice and said to Fu Yang. (Fourth update)

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