Chapter 1444 I am a river crab and can't eat drunk crabs!
So, after Crab Ba and Xijiu left Fu Yang, they started making preparations!
Because they heard from Fu Yang that the mission of Group Zero would go to the South China Sea, and it was related to the Dragon Cave (Blue Cave), so the two demon kings began to cram in relevant knowledge.
Unfortunately, Xia Ba and Xia Jiu waited, waited, and waited. Seeing that the time Fu Yang had agreed to was almost up, they did not receive any notification...
Now, the two demons are in pain!
Every night, whenever I had something to do, I would go to the entrance of Longgong Ghost Market and play with the jets of water that roared back and forth on the river.
What should I do if I am accidentally discovered by fishermen at night?
Of course these two unscrupulous demon kings have a solution!
Suppose, for example, a fisherman was fishing in the middle of the night and found a big crab and a big river shrimp flying around on the water causing trouble. He would definitely be scared to death, and then go home and tell this as a horror story.
Many people listen...
But what if the big crab and the big river shrimp came over on their own initiative and started playing around in all kinds of ways? They even used black magic to threaten him that if he told them to go out, they would eat his whole family!
In this case, it is estimated that this fisherman would not say a word even if he was beaten to death.
Obviously, Xia Ba and Xia Jiu are the demon kings who can do such a thing!
During that time, so many fishermen were threatened by them, and they were basically scared to death. These two unscrupulous guys also got great satisfaction...
Uh, I don’t know what sense of accomplishment there is in scaring ordinary people with the demon king?
In any case, Crab Eight and Xia Jiu were agitated for a while and felt that they could not just wait any longer. So the following conversation took place.
Xie Ba: "Brother Xia, did that boy Fu Yang forget to inform us?"
Xijiu: "No way, Brother Crab? It seems that Fu Yang is quite reliable. And he and Boss Tianpan should be very good friends."
Xie Ba: "I don't doubt Fu Yang's relationship with Boss Tianpan, but I don't think he looks like a smart person. What if I forget?"
Xijiu: "What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless. So what should we do, Brother Crab?"
Xie Ba: "Let's go alone! Didn't Fu Yang say that it's in the Dragon Cave in the South China Sea? Let's go look for it one by one. With your intelligence and handsomeness, it's not easy to find that guy?"
Xijiu: "Good idea..."
So, these two funny demon kings really set out. They took leave from the top bosses of Longgong Ghost Market and followed the Yangtze River eastward until they reached the estuary of the Yangtze River and entered the East China Sea from Shanghai. Then.
They plan to go all the way south along the Chinese coastline and reach the South China Sea area...
In this process, of course, a series of dumbfounding stories also happened. After all, these are two guys with low moral integrity and different thinking patterns from ordinary monsters!
For example, one day, not far from the entrance of the Huangpu River, it did not go out of Shanghai. It was on the sea near Nanhui.
Crab Eight and Xia Jiu were swimming in a coquettish manner when suddenly...
Xijiu was stunned for a moment, and his body trembled slightly.
Crab Eight puffed out bubbles and glanced at it: "What's wrong, brother shrimp? You look like you've just had sex with a female shrimp demon?"
Xijiu's eyes widened: "Brother Crab, don't be ridiculous, smell it carefully. It seems to be... the smell of drunken crab. Oh my, my mouth is watering just thinking about this smell."
As the guy spoke, he swung his tail and swam up to the sea very quickly.
Crab Ba said very unhappy: "Brother Xia, what do you want to do? You are not allowed to eat crabs."
"Brother Crab, don't be so entangled, I'll even eat the shrimps."
"But the Pipi shrimp is a sea shrimp, and you are a river shrimp. But the Drunk Crab is the same as me, it is made of river crab..."
The two funny demon kings came one behind the other and soon surfaced from the sea.
It turned out to be a fishing boat. Several fishermen were sitting on the deck, eating supper and drinking wine under the starry sky. Among them was the "drunken crab" that is very popular in East China.
Xijiu’s eyes were shining: “I like to eat shrimps and crabs the most!”
Xie Ba was helpless and angry: "Brother Xia, it's not my brother who is talking about you. What kind of perverted hobby do you have?"
"Brother Crab, aren't you very happy when you eat Pipi shrimp? What's wrong if I eat a drunken crab?"
It said carelessly, and then with a flick of its body, it jumped onto the deck of the fishing boat.
Boom!
There was a muffled sound, and the entire small fishing boat shook. Some of the wine on the fishermen's small tables was spilled...
what's the situation?!
The fishermen looked back and saw a big blue river shrimp that was more than a foot long, standing upright like a human being. It was "standing" on the bow of the boat with its tail, staring directly at the food on their table.
A plate of drunken crab.
They were instantly confused. They all thought they were drunk and hallucinating.
One of the fishermen suddenly burst out laughing and rubbed his eyes: "Oh, I'm old now. I'm drunk after drinking so much wine. I'm hallucinating. Why did I see a giant river shrimp that's more than one foot long?"
Standing on the bow of the boat like a human being."
"Huh? I think I saw it too..."
Boom!
Before the other fisherman finished speaking, he was interrupted by another muffled sound.
A huge crab also jumped out of the sea and landed on the bow of the boat. It waved the big crab claws in its hand and scanned them with a pair of raised eyes.
Then he stared at the plate of drunken crabs on the table and suddenly said angrily: "From Male Gobi! How dare you eat crabs? I hate people eating crabs the most. You deserve to die! I will use my pliers to kill you
All the chicks were pinched alive."
This thing threatened the fishermen, and easily clipped off the iron-wrapped fishing boat deck rail next to it - for a terrifying existence like it, which is in the middle stage of the Demon King, even a tank gun barrel can easily
Pinch off, not to mention the small fishing boats of ordinary fishermen?
At this time, several fishermen realized that they had encountered a monster!
"Ah! You...you monster."
They actually shouted in unison, very neatly, and then they fainted straight away. They fell into the cabin like a few salted fishes.
Well……
Now it was Crab Ba and Xia Jiu's turn to be confused.
Xie Ba was very dissatisfied: "Oh, these people are too cowardly. Are they so afraid of their chicks being pinched off? I just started to show off, and they fainted from fear? Who will see if I show off next time..."
"Look at it! Eating drunken crabs is the real thing."
Xijiu pounced on it and started eating the drunken crab on the table.
The aroma went straight into Crab Ba's nose.
It whispered: "No, no, I am a river crab, and drunk crabs are also made from river crabs. I can't eat them!"
After a while, I really couldn't control it anymore, so I could only pounce on it, and shouted: "Leave some for me."
Xia Jiu whispered: "You may say no, but your body is still very honest." (First update)