"Ouch, my head hurts so much. It feels like being kicked by a donkey."
Ah Huang muttered to himself.
He had just regained consciousness and had not yet opened his eyes. He tried hard to recall what he had experienced before. After the old camel placed the Feng Shui talisman, for some reason, a huge stone door opened in the center of the bottom of the dragon cave, and everyone
They were all sucked in...
"Huh? Is this a weird situation? Why is it that Mr. Mao's eyelids are so heavy, it feels like they are sewn together, and it takes so much effort to open them?"
He opened his eyes slowly and forcefully, and the scene in front of him gradually became clear from blur.
Then Ah Huang saw a big red octopus at first sight, waving its tentacles and slapping him on the head!
Bang bang bang, bang bang bang.
Taking turns to whip is just like playing Taiko Master on the game console. And it seems to be a very exciting and enjoyable time.
It seems that this octopus has never seen something with such a weird shape as a human being, so I was very curious when I saw Huang lying here. I swam over and played with him. Not only did he toss him around, but he also kept his tentacles.
and whipped him all over his body.
Many places have been swollen!
It can be said that Ah Huang's current head, both in size and shape, is definitely comparable to a pig's head.
At this moment, Ah Huang felt like there were ten thousand heads of grass in his heart... Oh no, it was one hundred thousand heads of grass that were running away. He took away his careful
His liver was crushed.
He also understood why his head felt as painful as being kicked by a donkey! Why did his eyelids feel so painful?
It looks like it's been sewn shut!
What the hell, it turns out that when I was unconscious, I was beaten into a fool by an octopus!
My head was slapped a hundred and eighty times by the octopus tentacles. My head was swollen like a pig's head. Is it okay? Is it okay? Are my eyelids not heavy?
"Ahhhh! I'm so angry. My dignified disciple of Longhu Mountain, Master Si Lu, was actually brought to such a disaster by an octopus? I can't stand it anymore!"
Ah Huang's lungs were about to burst with anger, and white smoke was coming out of his head.
He stood up in a swish and didn't bother to observe the surrounding environment and where he was. No matter what, kill this octopus first!
It is said that this octopus was having fun, and suddenly this "monster" jumped up and looked like it was trying to fight with him.
Although it has not yet turned on its intelligence, ordinary octopuses also know how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Seeing this strange-looking "monster" suddenly burst into flames, and exuding a ferocious and violent aura, Brother Squidward of course
Just turn around and run!
I saw its tentacles suddenly stretching and retracting, fleeing away into the distance like an arrow from a string...
However, how could he possibly run away when faced with the furious Ah Huang?
Whoosh!!!
A red fire net suddenly appeared, blocking the direction of the big octopus. It had no time to escape, and was tightly bound and wrapped by the fire net, and then fell to the ground with a splash.
A lot of sediment was lifted up from the bottom of the sea. Then it struggled violently and squirmed.
"You are so unlucky that you have to stuff your teeth to drink water. Not only was he inexplicably sucked into this strange place through the gate at the bottom of the Dragon Cave, but he was also beaten as hard as a pig's head by an ordinary octopus. Oops..."
Ah Huang cursed and walked towards the octopus, feeling his face hurt at the same time.
After performing several Taoist techniques from Longhu Mountain, the pain in my body finally disappeared, and my head, which was swollen like a pig's head, returned to normal.
He looked down at the squirming octopus, stepped on it, and spat: "You have caused such misfortune to me, do you know what will happen to you?"
Of course, the unintelligent octopus couldn't understand it, and it just twisted more violently, but it was of no use to lay eggs.
Five minutes later.
"Grilled octopus meat, I like to eat...ru, I forgot the words!"
Ah Huang sang his own adaptation of Xing Ye's song while grilling the bitter red octopus just now.
He pierced an octopus tentacle with a branch of coral, and then placed it on the flames he created, turning it over and over until it was roasted to a fragrant aroma. The smell of it would make people drool.
"Tsk, tsk, it's so delicious! It would be great if I had another bottle of wine and a cigarette."
Ah Huang was eating until his mouth was full of oil, while he was shaking his head and thinking.
Foodies are foodies!
For such a big octopus, each tentacle is more than one meter long, and even the tenderest tip is one foot long. Ah Huang actually ate all the tips of his tentacles!
Then he patted his butt and stood up, and kicked the octopus lying next to him pretending to be dead: "Okay, I'll spare your life. You are an animal anyway, and as the spirit of all things, humans are too lazy to care about you. I'll save you."
Eat all the tentacles in front of you, this is your punishment. Get out of here."
Puff puff puff.
The octopus's originally closed eyes opened, and then immediately ran away in a mess. This made Ah Huang laugh.
It's just an ordinary octopus. It can be eaten as a fresh delicacy. Don't worry too much. If it were a monster with intelligence, Ah Huang would probably kill it!
Ah Huang looked around, holding his chin, his eyes showing a thoughtful expression.
"This place looks... full of classical buildings similar to ancient China. It really looks like the Dragon Palace in mythology? It's so magical. It's obviously the bottom of the sea and surrounded by sea water, but I feel like I'm on land.
It’s the same as above. Without the buoyancy of sea water, I can walk normally and breathe normally.”
"I guess it is the cave of a certain supernatural sect in ancient times. What a pretentious person! Make this place flashy, much worse than our Longhu Mountain. That is the real atmosphere of the immortal family."
I have to say that Ah Huang does have a strong sense of sectarian honor!
Whenever I encounter anything, I want to compete with Longhu Mountain, and then I end up being crushed by Longhu Mountain...
"Just now, a huge door opened at the bottom of the Yongtian Dragon Cave. The huge attraction must have caused all the creatures in the Dragon Cave to be sucked into this strange place. So, little Yoko should also be here, right? No.
I know where Laotuo, Wu Binye, Mo Yuqi, and Alang have dispersed. It’s really a pain in the ass.”
Ah Huang was muttering and wandering around aimlessly.
But soon, his depressed mood improved again.
Because, Ah Huang discovered that there were many fish and marine life swimming around, and there were various shellfish opening and closing next to some coral reefs - all of which were very precious in human society on land.
And rare seafood ingredients! They are all wild. (Second update)