Chapter 1457 Don't fight, don't know each other, make up
Ha ha ha ha!
Crab Ba burst out into a burst of obscene laughter, and his pair of little Crab eyes stared at Ah Huang and gleamed. He said triumphantly: "You fairy... your flattery is too exaggerated. It's unreal.
.The reason why I can speak is because I use a small radio speaker player, do you understand?"
As it spoke, it used its crab claws to gently open a small nail plate on the top of its abdomen, revealing a dark metal instrument.
This thing was actually made by Xijiu. It's not very good at making it itself.
However, this relieved a doubt in Ah Huang's mind, and at the same time he shouted exaggeratedly: "Diao Diao Diao! He is indeed a handsome, graceful, tall and majestic Crab Demon King. He can actually come up with such a smart idea.
I admire you little brother. My admiration for you is like a rolling river, flowing endlessly..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Crab once again interrupted Ah Huang's flattery.
"No matter how you flatter me, I will definitely cut the chick!"
As it spoke, it stretched out its huge crab claws, like the sharpest giant scissors, towards Ah Huang's crotch.
Ah Huang shouted: "Ah! No, no! Brother Crab, Master Crab, didn't you say that you are also a straight man? Then you should know the importance of this thing to men. Please be merciful."
Crab Eight continued to smile obscenely: "Hehe. I am a crab, I don't have a chick. I don't know if the weight is important, but it needs to be cut off anyway!"
The huge and sharp crab claws open and close, and they really cut it off!
Click!
Ah Huang suddenly felt a chill in his crotch, then his head buzzed, and he was completely confused. Tears were about to come out, and then he let out a shrill cry.
"You're from Male Gobi! You're a perverted, wretched, damn big crab. Even if I'm a ghost, I won't let you go! My poor little chicken... ugh."
Ah Huang has a ferocious face and a sad expression.
"Hahahaha! You coward. I just cut your pants open and you almost cried out of fear. You are so unmanly!"
Crab Eight continued to taunt.
Huh? Haven’t cut it yet?
Ah Huang looked down.
Sure enough, it was just that the pants were cut open and the wind blew in, so it felt chilly. The chick was still intact...
call!
Ah Huang breathed a sigh of relief, but Crab Ba's next words made him fall into fear again.
"Just now I cut off your pants, and the next step is to actually cut off the chick. However, I will not cut it off at once. That would not be fun. It would not be retaliatory. You want to use me as food.
The function of eating it must be to cut it piece by piece slowly, haha."
Crab smiled like a perverted maniac, while Ah Huang looked pale. He had been frightened repeatedly, and his lips were trembling.
He wanted to fight the opponent desperately, but the transparent water rope was extremely strong, and he couldn't move even if it was tied up!
"Are you scared, little one? If you knew you were scared, why did you go there earlier? You still want to eat me... Humph. By the way, how many pieces should I cut into? Think about it. By the way! Since my name is Crab
Eight, then just cut your chicken into eight pieces. Now, let’s start cutting the first piece.”
With that said, it stretched towards Ahuang's crotch.
It's obvious that this guy is serious! He's not joking at all. He really plans to cut Ah Huang's penis into eight pieces.
However, maybe there is no sure way to go!
When Ah Huang was so frightened that his head was in confusion, he actually heard clearly what Crab Ba said. His words "Since my name is Crab Ba" made a thunderbolt flash through Ah Huang's mind, as if it lit up the dark night sky.
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He suddenly remembered that Fu Yang had once talked to him about the magical encounter he had with Wei Ke when he went to the Dragon Palace Ghost Market.
There, the two of them met two powerful demon kings - a river shrimp and a crab, who claimed to be Mr. Xiong's slaves and younger brothers when he was a giant monster.
After some conversation, they said that they must be called if they carry out a zero-group mission and look for the rare treasures of the Revived Bear.
But Ah Huang thought it was very interesting, but because he was busy with things afterwards, just like Fu Yang, he forgot to go to the Dragon Palace Ghost Market to inform the two demon kings!
Because of this, Ah Huang has actually not met Xi Jiu and Xia Ba yet. He only stayed at the level of hearsay.
As for Ah Huang...
Fu Yang and Wei Ke also mentioned their "transvestite trio" when they communicated with Crab Ba and Xijiu in the Dragon Palace Ghost Market. However, Crab Ba had never met Ah Huang, so naturally he didn't know them.
"You, your name is Xia Ba? Do you have a brother named Xia Jiu? You two are the guardians of the entrance to Brother Long's ghost market, right?"
Ah Huang shouted as loudly as possible.
Huh?!
Crab Eight was stunned for a moment. He moved his crab eyes in surprise, and the sharp crab claws that had been extended also stopped.
At this time, it was less than ten centimeters away from Ah Huang's chicken.
If he responds a little slower, or shouts not clearly enough, he will probably be "separated from chicken" at this time, and he can change his name to "Huang Wuji" from now on!
"Did you just mention Xijiu? Do you know me, Brother Xi? Also, you know that we are the guardians of the entrance to Brother Long's ghost market. Who are you?"
Crab Ba temporarily retracted his sharp crab claws and stared straight at Ah Huang and asked.
call……
Ah Huang let out a deep breath, and a few drops of cold sweat rolled down his forehead. He subconsciously lowered his head and looked at his crotch.
"Fortunately, the chicken was finally saved."
He quickly explained: "Brother Xieba, we have really flooded the Dragon King Temple, and we no longer know each other! Let me introduce myself, my name is Huang Lengshuo, everyone usually calls me Ah Huang. I am Fu Yang
I'm a little girl, and you are also good brothers with your Tianpan boss. The trio of shemales... I'm talking about the three of us."
ah!?
Fu Yang's childhood friend, the good brother of Boss Tianpan, and a member of the legendary trio of shemales?
Crab Eight was immediately shocked.
He observed Ah Huang carefully and found that the other person was indeed not lying. And indeed all the information was correct! It was estimated that Fu Yang had mentioned this matter to him before.
"Are you...really the Ah Huang that Fu Yang talks about?"
"Of course! It will be replaced if it's fake."
So this guy told some very secret information that Fu Yang had talked to Xie Ba and Xia Jiu before. Only then did Xia Ba completely believe what he said.
But after believing Ah Huang's words, the big crab immediately changed his face!
As soon as it waved its crab claws, the rope that bound Ah Huang disappeared immediately. Then it immediately changed into a warm and gentle voice, raised its two large claws and gave Ah Huang a warm hug.
"Oh my, brother Huang, we really don't know each other before we fight. Hehe, you won't blame me, right? I was joking with you just now. How can I really cut off your penis? I, Crab, am not such a pervert.
What a monster. Hahaha.”
Well……
Ah Huang glanced sideways at this guy, but he didn't expect that this guy would take advantage of the situation and tell lies faster than he did!
But in this case, of course, he couldn't say anything. He could only put a smile on his face, hugged Crab and said in a surprised tone: "Brother Crab, it's true that we don't know each other before we know each other. I
I shouldn't have wanted to eat you as soon as I came up, I'm so sorry."
One person and one crab, the two funny guys hugged each other tightly again, with very complicated emotions. They both felt that this situation was too bloody! (Only Chapter 5 today...Old Wu is tired of flying)