Chapter 1588 Fu Yang's good way to deal with Lord Xiong
After talking with Mr. Bai, Fu Yang held hands with Wei Ke and walked out of the place that represented the highest authority of Group Zero. Outside the yard, there was already a secretary-like person waiting for him holding a folder.
She should take him back to meet Ah Huang and Mr. Xiong.
As for Bai Lao, he looked at Fu Yang and Wei Ke's leaving figures, and suddenly a wry smile appeared at the corner of his mouth: "Oh, if Xiaowen knew that I gave one of her soul storage balls to someone else, she would definitely be furious again. However,
After all, she is also a traditional descendant of Shushan Ghost Sect. Even if she finds out in the future, she will probably not care about me for the sake of Fu Yang's face, right?"
The lobby of the zero group debriefing office...
The two guys, Ah Huang and Mr. Xiong, were already a little impatient. Especially the fat cat, who was sitting on a small leather sofa like a human being, with his two paws on the armrests and his round buttocks swaying around. And
The leather of the sofa rubs against each other, making a fart-like sound. It's very annoying.
Ah Huang could bear it at first, but after a while he became angry: "Damn fat cat, what are you doing with your hair? There are thorns on your butt? It's squirming around, and the sound is annoying."
When Mr. Xiong heard this, he immediately became unhappy.
He jumped up with a "whoosh", stood on the sofa, put his hands on his hips: "Boy Huang, what do you mean? How dare you mock me? You have thorns on your butt? I will make thorns grow on your butt now."
With that said, it immediately picked up the potted cactus next to it, preparing to make thorns grow on Ah Huang's butt.
As soon as he picked it up, a person who looked like a security guard yelled: "What are you doing with that fat cat demon? Put it down! Put down the cactus. Do you want to destroy public property? Carefully arrest you and send you to the Zero Group Special Prison for detention.
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Mr. Xiong's little temper suddenly turned to anger.
The furry heads twisted, and the two pandas' eyes radiated ferocious gazes, staring back and forth at the security guard. Seeing that, the cactus in their hands was ready to attack at any time!
"How dare you threaten Grandpa Bear! I'll let you know what it means to have thorns growing on your butt and chicken at the same time. It's so cool."
Mr. Xiong sneered and was about to pounce. However, Ah Huang hugged his chubby belly and said, "Damn fat cat, calm down! This is not a place where you can make trouble casually. At the Zero Group Headquarters, even if the Demon Emperor comes,
Dare to act arrogant..."
"I am a demon!"
"You're such a fool! If you don't brag, will you die?"
Ah Huang gritted his teeth. In the end, he had no choice but to use an unscrupulous method - he opened his mouth and took a bite on Mr. Xiong's furry and round butt.
"Meow meow meow meow!!!"
Mr. Xiong’s voice changed in pain. He screamed like a cat...
Then he turned around and stared at Ah Huang with a look of grief and anger: "You're from Male Gobi! I didn't expect that, Mr. Huang, your moral integrity is already lower than mine. You actually bit my anus? Doesn't it stink?"
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This guy deliberately spoke loudly, causing other members of the zero team in the hall who were waiting for the report to stare at them!
Those who played with mobile phones, chatted, drank tea, and read newspapers...all put down what they were doing and stared at Ah Huang in surprise. They showed disdain in their eyes.
"Abnormal! What a pervert."
"Yes! Not only is he perverted, but he is also disgusting. How did such a person join our zero group? Is there some inside story?"
"That's right. Our Zero Group is a pure supernatural organization. We must not let this kind of rat shit spoil the pot. I will report him when I get back."
Others were talking a lot, and seemed to be very shameful about Ah Huang's behavior.
Ah Huang was so angry that he gritted his teeth: "Damn fat cat, how dare you frame me! I obviously bit your butt. And it was to prevent you from getting into trouble. If you really beat that security guard, we will all be detained by Team Zero."
Mr. Xiong said proudly: "Then I don't care. Is there any difference between a butt and an ass? Anyway, your moral integrity has been lost to Java..."
These two guys are quarreling here, and Fu Yang and Wei Ke have been brought back by the secretary.
"Ah Huang, Mr. Xiong, what are you two doing? Are you quarreling again?"
Fu Yang said as he walked towards them.
Then he picked up the thick fur on the back of Master Xiong's neck and slapped it three times on his head. Master Xiong was so angry that he wanted to bite someone.
Wei Ke looked at these three guys and said coldly: "Okay, three little naughty kids. Don't embarrass me in public! Enough is enough."
Seeing that the Queen was getting angry, the trio immediately calmed down.
As a result, the eyes of everyone in the hall were attracted to Wei Ke. After all, this was the first time they had seen such a beautiful woman and such a powerful woman.
"Okay, fat cat, you can play here by yourself for a while longer. The three of us are going to a place called the Wanxiang Wuyinjie to practice."
Fu Yang patted Master Xiong's belly to make him calm down.
Mr. Xiong was not happy anymore: "I want to go too! I want to go too."
Fu Yang: "No. Only members of Team Zero who have made great contributions can go. You can't go."
puff!
Mr. Xiong sat down on the ground and hugged Fu Yang's thighs with his two stubby arms: "No matter what, I'm going to go!"
That naughty look is really like a panda in a zoo hugging its keeper...
Fu Yang was helpless. But as soon as he rolled his eyes, he immediately had an idea. He took out a talisman from his arms, lit it with a puff, and then a dried fish more than a foot long appeared in the green smoke.
It turns out to be the favorite dried salted fish from the Styx River!
Fu Yang has been carrying some in a storage talisman just to deal with Mr. Xiong.
"Go! Pikachu Bear!"
He threw the dried salted fish from Mingxi River to the ground. Mr. Xiong immediately instinctively let go of the hand holding Fu Yang's thigh, and rushed towards the dried salted fish with drooling mouth. Then he hugged the dried fish with all four limbs and licked it vigorously.
Licking, biting and biting...
This is his good way to deal with Mr. Xiong, that damn fat cat!
Fu Yang patted the stunned secretary next to him on the shoulder: "Okay, now you can take us to the Infinite Realm."
"Oh, oh...Okay Deputy District Chief Fu."
Well……
Fu Yang rolled his eyes: "I'm so unlucky. Even if I really reach the level of district chief in the future, people will still call me Fu (deputy) district chief. It's such a pain in the ass!"
Under the leadership of the secretary, the three of them walked towards the cabin where the Wanxiang Wuyinjie is located.
Along the way, Fu Yang also briefly talked to Ah Huang about what had just happened, and at the same time explained what the Unhidden Realm of All Things was. Ah Huang was amazed and extremely happy at the same time.
After all, although he has a high seniority in Longhu Mountain and his status is not bad, he is not powerful enough to enjoy the Holy Land of Cultivation!
It didn't take long for them to arrive at a very remote place. It looked like a corner of the Zero Group headquarters. The surrounding area was very calm and there should be few people there. Not far ahead, there was a small wooden house that looked rough and dilapidated.