Poor and miserable Mr. Xiong! Everyone...oh no, the whole cat is confused!
Originally, I was holding a big basin, which was filled with delicious fruits that I planned to eat later. But what happened now?
A basin of foul-smelling vomit appeared in front of him, and he almost suffocated it to death!
What's even more painful is... it just finished eating such a large piece of dried salted fish from the Ming River, and its belly was already bloated and uncomfortable. Now that it was hooked by the disgusting thing in front of it, it couldn't bear it anymore.
Wow!!!
He also vomited into the fruit bowl.
Ah Huang, who had already finished vomiting, couldn't help it when he saw Master Xiong vomiting...
Holy shit!
Now, things got serious.
Fu Yang and Wei Ke ran away in disgust and looked at these two guys in horror. Other members of the zero team in the office hall also covered their noses, and many people fled. They were sitting not far away.
The staff working above the office also condemned...
Fu Yang scratched his head, wondering whether to laugh or cry: "This matter seems to have really become a big deal? My Lady Queen, you made Ah Huang vomit."
"snort!"
Wei Ke rolled his eyes arrogantly and shrank his delicate little nose. He said: "Is it my fault? Who told him to be mean? What's more, he didn't vomit on the spot. He vomited after such a long time, maybe it was
Because other things have nothing to do with me."
What she said made sense, and Fu Yang was speechless...
About five minutes later.
The law enforcement officers responsible for the internal environment of the Zero Group's Beijing headquarters - equivalent to the security guards at the unit - rushed over quickly. Facing these two funny guys, Ah Huang and Mr. Xiong, they really didn't know what crime to punish!
Theoretically speaking, it seems that no corresponding provisions can be found to punish them.
Could it be said that it is a crime of "vomiting in public"? That's not possible...
After much deliberation, the law enforcement officers from Group Zero asked these two guys to clean twenty yards. After cleaning, they could register before leaving. They were not allowed to leave until they had finished cleaning!
Since it is polluting the public environment, then cleaning should be punished.
In fact, in order to show that it is not a bureaucracy and to maintain vitality, the Zero Group cannot use magic to clean the daily environmental sanitation and must clean it manually. Therefore, they just punished Mr. Xiong and Ah Huang to work.
"Here! Each person has a broom. Let's go sweep the yard."
Ah Huang and Dead Fatty Cat, who had just finished vomiting and were still looking a little weak, had a broom forced into each of their hands. Then they were pushed by the security guards and went to sweep the yard.
Mr. Xiong was still shouting in dissatisfaction: "It's not my fault! It was Mr. Huang who was so stupid that he vomited in front of me without telling me, and also contaminated the fruit that the beautiful sister gave me just now...Comrade security, I strongly suggest that Mr. Huang
The boy was imprisoned with thirty gay men for three months, and each was given a twenty-pound wild catfish."
"You idiot! Stop talking nonsense, fat cat! Sweep the floor now. Don't think that you are a monster and that you are as cute as the national treasure panda and you will be spared. Let me tell you! Although there is no racial discrimination in our zero group,
But they are all treated equally. Did you know? Last month, a supervisor in the late stage of Demon King, who himself was a real panda cultivator, was punished for throwing away eaten bamboo leaves during a meeting. Not to mention you.
Fake Panda?”
The security guard was so aggressive that he didn’t deserve Mr. Bear’s face at all. He even raised his leg to kick his butt, but Mr. Bear ducked away with a twist of his butt...
Fu Yang shook his head and sighed: "Master Xiong is really a sensitive fat man. He can just sweep the floor and treat it as losing weight."
Then he turned to look at Weixia and said, "Let's drink tea and surf the Internet while we wait for them."
While so many things are happening to Fu Yang and others in the Zero Group headquarters, let us temporarily turn our attention outside the Zero Group. What is Haibao doing when he is left alone outside?
By the way, soon after Fu Yang and Wei Ke entered, Haibao started to wander around and play.
This guy is not very old, and has the mentality of a ten-year-old girl. He has been living and practicing in the ocean. It can be said that he is full of curiosity about the human world-especially the prosperous cities.
It looks like a chubby white Samoyed now.
While strolling, I walked forward along the street...
The two guards standing guard at the entrance of the Zero Group headquarters seemed to be hesitant to speak when they saw Haibao leaving on his own.
When Haibao walked across the street, one of the guards said: "Is it okay to let a demon king play on the road?"
Another guard replied: "Since he is a friend of our Zero Team Supervisor, and he has no sins on his body, he is just a monster. It should be fine, right? What's more, I am the capital of China, at the feet of the emperor. Don't talk about the demon king, the demon emperor is here
, you have to be honest! Don’t dare to make mistakes.”
The guard who spoke first nodded: "That's right, let it go."
At the same time, on a busy street next to the Forbidden City in the capital, people were coming and going.
A few junior high school girls who had just finished school were buying candied haws on their way home.
Suddenly, a man named Huang Yazhi felt something was wrong. He felt like something was spraying hot air on him. He turned around suddenly and saw a big white dog with its tongue extended and its eyes staring straight into his hand.
The candied haws on the haws, panting loudly. Obviously he is greedy!
She was startled.
But soon I lost my fear and said happily: "What a beautiful big white dog! The fur is so long and white, and it seems to be smiling. It's so cute."
At this time, the little sister next to her named Liu Tingting said, "Don't you recognize me? This is a Samoyed. A very popular pet dog. Its nickname is Smiling Angel. It always seems to be smiling."
"Yes. I've always wanted to raise a Samoyed, but my mother wouldn't let me."
"It's so cute! But isn't it a stray dog?"
"How is that possible? You see its hair is so white and fluffy. The owner must have bathed it every day. How could it be a stray dog?"
The little girls started talking to each other one by one.
That's right! This cute chubby white dog Samoyed is of course the Haibao we approved for dog skin. He was surrounded by a group of little girls and praised him, but he felt unhappy and secretly muttered: "What! This baby only saw the candied haws on a stick.
Come here. You guys are just looking at me and don’t let me eat candied haws. I’m not happy.”
Woof woof woof, woof woof!
Haibao called Huang Yazhi several times, stretched out his tongue, and stared directly at the candied haws in her hand.
"Haha! Big white dog, you want to eat my candied haws? Okay, okay, I'll give it to you."
Huang Yazhi carefully stretched out the candied haws on a stick. Haibao stretched out his head happily and took off all the candied haws on the stick in one gulp. He rolled his tongue into his mouth and chewed it slurpingly. (End of today)