In short, everyone was hiding in the cabin of the boat nervously, hoping to go back soon to avoid encountering any weird things in the Yangtze River.
But things in this world are so fucked up, the more you are afraid of something, the more it will come!
It is said that these brothers from the river engineering team were hiding in the cabin. After a while, Wu Youqian actually wanted to pee.
Although he is usually very courageous and has experienced the supernatural time of ten female ghosts in white before, he was still a little scared at this time.
Because the place for people to stay in these fishing boats of the river team is very small, there are no toilets on the boats. Generally, everyone just urinates directly into the river!
According to Boss He, they are all rough men. Why are they afraid of people watching when they urinate? Or are they afraid that things from the Yangtze River will come up and pull your balls? Damn it! Every time he said this, the people in the river engineering team would
The whole room burst into laughter.
But this time, no one could laugh anymore.
Especially Wu Youqian... He is really afraid of something coming out of the dark river water and biting his balls!
He gingerly came to the stern of the boat, took out his penis and started to pee...
While peeing, he lowered his head and spoke to his penis: "Please, little brother, please finish peeing quickly. I feel scared if I stay here for one more second! It's really scary to go boating on the river at night.
People are scared."
But it just backfired!
The more scared you are, the more you urinate - maybe it's because you're extra frightened.
In any case, before Wu Youqian had finished urinating, he heard the sound of splashing water. Then there was another "thud" sound as a heavy object fell to the ground, and something dripping wet jumped onto the stern deck.
By the dim kerosene lamp on the deck, Wu Youqian saw the thing that jumped onto the boat from the river.
This thing is about the same size as an ordinary wild dog, but its hair is much thicker than that of an ordinary wild dog. It is also wet and sticky, and its hair is dripping mucus like snot on the deck.
The tail behind it is also much thicker than that of a wild dog - almost as long as its body! It drags on the ground behind it like a big stick. The two fangs sticking out from the edge of its lips are extremely long and are exposed.
Outside the mouth and under the ears, something like gills can be vaguely seen that opens and closes. Moreover, a pair of eyes glow red in the dark, which is really scary!
This look is indeed the image of the wild dogs that the older generation of boatmen who live along the Yangtze River or go boating say about living in the sand and mud at the deep bottom of the Yangtze River!
Ho ho ho…
The wild dog bared its teeth at Wu Youqian, who was peeing, and its eyes glowed fiercely red.
"Oh my God! In this world, do such things as wild dogs really exist?"
Wu Youqian was so frightened that he trembled all over and peed on his hands...
But he couldn't control that much anymore and started to yell: "Brothers! The wild dogs are on board. Everyone, hurry up and get ready, come out."
While roaring, he also picked up a big thick wooden stick lying next to him and looked warily at the water wild dog walking over.
Roar!!!
The water wild dog yelled and swooped over.
"I'll beat you to death, you damn bitch!"
Wu Youqian also yelled and rushed forward. Then at the moment of contact, his legs suddenly knelt down and slid on the deck of the boat, and actually slipped under the wild dog's body.
Then at this moment, he held the wooden stick with both hands and stabbed it from bottom to top - it happened to be stuck in the anus of the wild dog. It was stabbed to death!
Huchihuchi...
Wu Youqian breathed heavily, and subconsciously wiped the sweat from his face with his hands. After wiping, he suddenly remembered that he had peed on his hands just now, and now he wiped it all again.
It’s gone on your face, Nima!
But when it comes to life and death, I don't care about that.
"What's wrong with Xiao Wu? Are you okay?"
"Water dingo, where is the dingo?"
"You won't really encounter any dirty things in the river, right?"
Many river workers came out of the cabins shouting, and then they were shocked to see the wet and slimy wild dogs on the deck.
The wandering Taoist priest finally woke up from the illusion of the colorful beads and ordered the river workers to throw the dead wild dog into the river.
But at this moment...
Blah blah, blah blah!
There were large ripples and splashes all over the river surrounding their small fishing boats. One after another, wild dogs broke out of the river and landed directly on the deck with a "dong dong dong". The people present were frightened.
The boatmen were shocked.
But there is no way, life and death are on the line, we can only fight!
So these river workers all got into trouble and started fighting with wild dogs... The scene was very tragic.
It was at this time that Wu Youqian saw real magic for the first time!
I saw that the wandering Taoist priest had held a mahogany sword in his right hand at some point, and held a yellow talisman paper in his other hand, muttering something in his mouth.
boom!
The yellow talisman paper burned, and then it was touched on the peach wood sword. The magic sword immediately turned into a blazing fire sword. It was so powerful that as long as it hit a wild dog, the opponent would immediately scream and turn into a ball of ashes.
fell on the deck.
"Expert! This Taoist priest is definitely an expert."
"He can not only read Feng Shui and identify treasures. He also really has magic skills. He is a man among gods."
"We are saved! Guys, work harder. After this time, we will all be rich. We no longer have to do such hard and tiring work."
The river workers were all excited and seemed to feel the hope of survival.
However, for some reason, watching the Taoist priest show off his power and everyone was about to win against the wild dogs, Wu Youqian suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of uneasiness and crisis in his heart...
Suddenly, the wind picked up!
Wu Youqian looked up and saw dark clouds rolling in the sky, thick and uncomfortable. There were actually lightning bolts like pythons rolling among the dark clouds, and it was a terrifying sight.
The strangest thing is that this large group of dark clouds actually only covers the area where their small fishing boats are.
Boom boom boom boom...
A strange low roar came from the bottom of the river, ringing in the ears of every river worker present.
what happened?!
They were all a little surprised.
Then he saw that the water wild dogs that were fighting fiercely with him all stopped biting and attacking, their hair stood on end, and they let out low whimpering sounds in their throats.
Immediately afterwards, everyone turned around and stopped fighting.
Thump thump thump…
They all jumped back into the river, creating a splash of water.
The wandering Taoist priest holding the flaming peach wood sword was stunned for a moment, then withdrew his magic power and extinguished the magic sword. He raised his head and laughed twice and said: "The magic power of this poor Taoist is not a big deal, right? I finally gave these people in the river a big boost."
Evil thing. It must be safe now. Let's set sail and let's go back."