I saw that this cat was big and fat, as fat as a ball.
It only has two colors: black and white, and looks very much like a smaller version of a fat panda...
I have to say, it’s quite cute!
I just don’t know why, but when Ye Lang looks at this big fat cat, he always feels that it has an inexplicable sense of wretchedness. But it’s just a cat, how can it be as wretched as a human being?
"Hehehe... It seems I'm overthinking it. It's just a fat wild cat."
Ye Lang shook his head slightly and continued to play with the two old walnuts in his hand. He had played with these old walnuts for many years, and the coating on them was very exquisite and valuable.
Let me explain here, what is old walnut?
This is a literary play, but it is indeed a real walnut!
Just pick the walnuts from the tree, peel them, soak them, and then dry them. After a series of cleaning processes, you can rub them in your hands and play with them.
Because after millions of years of evolution, human hands have become very perfect and flexible. In addition, the oil on the surface will slowly soak into the surface of the walnut. After three to five years, or ten years, the top of the walnut will
A patina similar to jade texture will appear.
This is called Old Walnut.
The higher the quality of the old walnuts themselves, the longer they have been played with, and the more patina they have, the more expensive the walnuts will be! A pair usually costs a million, and the more expensive ones can even be in the millions. And in many cases they are priced out of the market -
-For example, the pair in Ye Lang's hands are his darlings.
"Hmph! The organizer of this martial arts competition was not careless, and he actually allowed wild cats to run into the arena."
Ye Lang snorted coldly and prepared to walk past the big fat wild cat arrogantly.
Meow, meow...
The fat black and white cat in front of him suddenly meowed, as if it was reminding him of something.
Um?
Ye Lang lowered his head again and took a look. He seemed to suddenly react: "Huh? This doesn't seem to be a wild cat. It looks like a cat raised at the Tianwu Boxing Gym. It was also in the auditorium just now."
Yes, it is indeed that cat! Why did it come to the toilet?
Ye Lang was confused, then he bent down slightly and stared at the big fat cat with a cute look on his face. He grinned with white teeth and said with a ferocious smile: "Little beast, you are lucky. Although I have a bad temper, I still have a good temper."
He’s not the kind of person who would kill small animals. Get out now, or I’ll kick you to death. Hahaha!”
He laughed and deliberately made a move to scare the fat cat squatting on the ground. Then he walked out the door...
However, at this moment!
Bang!!!
With a sound, the originally good toilet door suddenly closed by itself. There was also a "click" sound and it was automatically locked.
"what happened?!"
Ye Lang was stunned for a moment, a little confused. He didn't know why the toilet door closed by itself, and... the anti-latch was not automatic, so how could it be locked?
Then the next moment, something even more shocking happened to him.
A joking, ridiculing voice sounded directly in my head - not the kind of talking in my ears, but like thoughts in my mind.
"Little thing, you are really lucky. I just wanted to be cute and play with you. If you really dare to bully me like a wild cat, I'm afraid you won't even have the chance to reincarnate in the underworld.
Now, I can’t die, so let’s have some fun.”
This moment made Ye Lang's scalp numb immediately!
who?!
He turned back in horror, and glanced around with a pair of sharp wolf eyes. But he found no movement and could only stare at the big fat cat in front of him.
The next moment, what happened almost made him lose his mind.
I saw this fat black and white cat suddenly stand up from the ground - standing upright like a human, with its waist in a coquettish posture, winked at him, and opened its mouth to speak.
This time, I didn’t even use my thoughts in my mind, but directly spoke the words!
"Little one, don't you feel extremely honored to see my peerless grace? Why don't you kneel on the ground and kowtow? Why don't you just stand there and fuck!"
Even though Ye Lang had amazing martial arts skills and had experienced strong winds and waves, he was frightened when he saw a cat suddenly speaking human language. He staggered back a few steps with a horrified expression.
"You, you can talk? A talking cat?!" He felt it was unreal.
Mr. Xiong pursed his lips in displeasure: "Master, Cat! See clearly, I am an extremely noble monster."
While talking, the fat cat was humming a Michael Jackson song to himself, covering his crotch with his paws and began to walk a few moonwalks.
Ye Lang's breathing became heavy, and he shook his head desperately, with a ferocious expression: "No! Impossible. This must be an illusion, a hypnotism. I don't believe it. I am a martial arts master, and I am about to enter the realm of a great master. I will not be fooled by this.
It’s a bit confusing.”
He yelled, turned around and punched the toilet door...
In fact, with his martial arts skills, not to mention a toilet door - not even a large hard stone door can stop his punch.
However, the fist has not hit the door yet.
Whoosh!
A ray of blood-red light rose from the ground, and Ye Lang's fist just hit the layer of blood. A huge repulsive force was transmitted instantly...
boom!!!
His body was bounced back like a cannonball, and suddenly hit the wall. A large depression immediately appeared there, and cracks like thunder spread along the wall like a spider web...
Ye Lang slipped to the ground, coughed violently, and streaks of blood flowed from the corners of his mouth.
"Yo yo yo, you are very courageous. When a mortal like you meets me, not only are you not frightened to the point of peeing, but you also want to run away?"
Mr. Xiong finished a few moonwalks and walked towards him casually.
Ye Lang leaned against the wall with a horrified expression: "You, don't come over! I, I'll call the police."
Hahaha……
The dead fat cat laughed arrogantly, and in the next moment, its body suddenly expanded. It became four or five meters tall, and its head was on the ceiling. Its sharp teeth were like daggers inserted upside down, and its scarlet tongue
It was almost rolled into Ye Lang's face.
"Ahhhh!!!"
Ye Lang finally couldn't help the huge fear and screamed miserably.
No matter how powerful a martial artist is, he probably won't be able to hold on when faced with such a scene.
"Wow! It's so funny. I'm laughing so hard. Look at you, you're such a coward."
Mr. Xiong suddenly shrank back to his normal size, holding his stomach and rolling around on the ground laughing. Of course, Ye Lang didn't find it funny at all. There was a look of horror on his face.
Ye Lang swallowed his saliva: "You, you are here for the Tianwu Boxing Gym? They, they..."
"Why do you care so much? I came here mainly because I wanted to..."
Mr. Xiong said, looking around with his eyes. Then he saw two old walnuts rolling on the ground, and immediately showed a sinister and evil smile: "Don't you like to play with old walnuts? I will teach you some new ways to play with old walnuts.