"Hey, my hometown is here, and I live in this village... I am a cat born and raised in this village... The village is not that big..."
"Shut up, fat cat! Stop singing, it's too ugly. It's hard to drive my car."
Fu Yang complained.
It turned out that it was Mr. Xiong, the fat guy, who was sitting in the middle of the back row like an old man, patting his chubby belly with his paws to make rhythm and singing at the same time.
The song she sang was the theme song of a local comedy TV series, and it was very stylish. Of course, the lyrics must have been changed.
Mr. Xiong looked very dissatisfied when Fu Yang said something "brutal". He stared at Fu Yang's butt for a long time. He was wondering whether he was wondering from which position or what tool to use to blow it?
Fortunately, considering that Wei Ke was nearby, the fat cat finally suppressed his inner impulse - he did not take the opportunity to do anything obscene to Fu Yang who was driving...
It turned to tease Lin Wushuang, who was sitting next to him. It poked Lin Wushuang's belly with its furry paws: "Xiao Linzi, are you interested in playing a game with me?"
Even though Lin Wushuang is a great master at the pinnacle of martial arts and has a strong will, he still feels creepy at this moment. He cautiously shrank to the side: "Uncle Master, I, I'm sleepy. I want to sleep."
Humph! It’s boring.
Mr. Xiong glared at him fiercely, continued to pick up a tablet, put on headphones and began to secretly watch something embarrassing...
Wei Ke was sitting in the passenger seat, eating and playing with a bucket of popcorn.
From time to time, he would reach out and gently throw it to the side!
A piece of popcorn drew a beautiful arc in the air, flew directly into Fu Yang's mouth, and chewed it.
It can be seen from this that, with magic skills, even the dog food can be spread so neatly!
Fu Yang was eating the popcorn that Wei Ke threw at him from time to time, while driving. Suddenly... bang! There was a soft sound, the car shook, and then stopped. It looked like... a tire burst?
"It's really unlucky. Maybe it hit something and the car had a flat tire."
Fu Yang got out of the car helplessly and found that both front tires were punctured with a large number of small nails, which were densely nailed to the surface of the tires.
He frowned and thought in his mind: "This can't be inexplicable. There are so many small nails on the uninhabited road in the wilderness late at night? This is already close to Shanghai. The Jiangnan area is economically developed, so road maintenance should be very important.
OK."
Obviously, someone did this on purpose!
Could it be that...we encountered a bad guy who was robbing someone on the road?
Fu Yang remembered some news he had seen before, saying that on some remote roads, there would be some bad guys deliberately throwing roadblocks or sharp objects when there were few people around, causing passing cars to cause accidents or stop, and then jump out.
It would be easy to commit a robbery or something.
He scratched his head: "We won't really meet each other, right? It's interesting."
really!
Before Fu Yang could go back and tell Wei Ke and Mr. Xiong, he saw several figures swooping out of the grass beside the highway and surrounding their car.
The seven men were all tall and strong, with tattoos. They all held bright steel knives more than a foot long in their hands, which shone with a frightening metallic light in the night!
The one who was the leader had muscles all over his body that almost burst the T-shirt he was wearing, and there were many scars on his face. At first glance, he was not a kind person.
In the middle of the night, the car broke down, and I was surrounded by seven strong men with knives... If you were an ordinary person, you would probably be scared to death, right?
Fu Yang was stunned: "Did you really encounter what was mentioned in the news?"
The bald leader looked at Fu Yang and then at the car next to him - it was a very expensive Mercedes-Benz S600 series. His eyes shone with joy.
He smiled ferociously and said: "Not bad, he looks quite thin. He must be rich if he drives such an expensive luxury car. It's worth the investment."
Hahaha!
The rest of the robbers also laughed loudly along with the boss - anyway, there are no cameras on a deserted stretch of road late at night, so no matter what they do, they will not be discovered. Even if someone passes by occasionally, who dares to stop and act bravely?
Woolen cloth?
One of the robbers waved the steel knife in his hand: "Tsk, tsk... Look at this car, it's so luxurious. You can't leave it behind. If you send it to some place to be dismantled, it can take care of hundreds of thousands."
Just as the robbers were teasing Fu Yang with playful smiles, there was a click and the passenger door opened.
Um?
When the robbers took a look, they saw a very young and beautiful girl getting out of the car. She had black shawl hair, a casual white shirt on her upper body, and the hem of the shirt was tucked into dark blue slim jeans. She was so beautiful!
hiss……
The robbers all took a deep breath and their eyes widened. How could there be such a beautiful woman in the world? It turned all the female stars on TV into scum in seconds.
"Fu Yang, what are you doing? Didn't you come down to check the car tires? Why has there been no movement for so long?"
Wei Ke stared at Fu Yang with an arrogant tone.
Fu Yang shrugged and spread his hands: "My dear wife, don't you see the bad guys around you? You still dare to get out of the car, don't you mean to let the bad guys see that you are so young and beautiful?"
Wei Ke seemed to suddenly realize it at this time, covering his mouth with his hands: "Oh my God! Bad people, so many bad people. Did they do it when the car broke down? It's so scary, I'm still scared. Husband, you will definitely protect me, right?"
"
As he spoke, he tried very hard to squeeze out a few tears of fear - but failed.
At this time, the surrounding robbers finally woke up from Wei Ke's beauty, and their eyes showed the light of hungry wolves. They stared at her, salivating.
Bang bang bang, bang bang!
Suddenly there was a sound of applause.
It turned out that at some point, Mr. Xiong, the fat cat, actually took Lin Wushuang and sat on the roof of the car.
Hmm? There is another person? There is also a pet cat? The pet cat can also clap - it seems to be trained, right? Like a circus.
The bald robber boss was stunned for a moment, and then he saw a horrifying scene!
The pet cat gave a thumbs up to the stunning beauty next to it, saying: "The Queen's acting skills are really superb. It not only vividly shows the beauty's panic when facing the bad guys, but also does not lose sight of it.
Elegant. This year’s Oscar for Best Acting must be awarded to you! I finally got to see Oscar-level acting skills today.”
Well……
Fu Yang broke into a cold sweat and covered his face.
Wei Ke's exaggerated acting just now made me want to flatter him even though I wanted to flatter him! Mr. Xiong, a fat cat, actually opened his mouth to flatter him. The flattery was refreshing and refined, which shows that he definitely has no moral integrity at all.
One of the robbers looked horrified, swallowed his saliva, and looked at the bald man: "A cat that can... speak human language? Boss, what is this situation? Do you still want to rob me?"