And it's a wild panda...a genuine national treasure, guaranteed to be fake. If you can hunt one, you'll make a fortune.
As for catching pandas, is it illegal?
Haha, they won't care about it! Because the red-billed purple-winged finch is also a precious wild protected animal and cannot be hunted. If they were so law-abiding, the bear boss and the bear boss would not come to do this near Qingcheng Mountain.
It's over.
Now I see a wild panda sleeping by the river, and I feel so excited that I go crazy.
Boss Xiong took a deep breath, tried hard to calm down, and lowered his voice and said: "Second brother, you must not be reckless and impulsive. This is the wealth of our lives!"
Xiong Laoer nodded desperately and lowered his voice: "Brother, can I not know? As long as we catch them alive and sell them directly to those rich and powerful businessmen, the money we make will be enough for us to enjoy ourselves for a lifetime."
"It's good to know."
The elder bear patted his younger brother's shoulder with satisfaction: "Okay. Come, let's discuss the capture strategy later... We must not hurt this kind of panda. Judging from its small size, it should still be a cub.
Later, we will approach it one by one and approach it gently. If it wakes up halfway, we will shoot and threaten it immediately. We must not shoot to hurt it until the last moment. Even if we shoot, we can only hit its arms and legs.
Son, you can’t kill him. Otherwise, he’s not worth living.”
no problem!
Xiong Laoer made an "ok" gesture, brother, I understand.
Anyway, such a small panda shouldn't have strong attack power. Just grab it, wrap its limbs with leather bands, and throw it into a sack.
Just do it!
The two funny poachers stood on tiptoes, tried to hold their breath, and moved towards the "baby panda" sleeping soundly by the river with the smallest movement...
Boss Bear walked over from the front, and when he got a little closer, he saw that the panda was big and fat, with a round face, a round head, and a round body. The hair was shiny and shiny, and it looked very healthy.
Even compared to the pandas in many zoos, they are much more beautiful and healthy!
He was even more secretly delighted: "A young panda in such good condition is simply more precious than gold of equal weight. This is really a blessing from God. My Xiong brothers are destined to have great wealth. However, this one
The panda's movements are a little, a little bit...obscene?"
Because Boss Bear saw that this panda was sleeping on its back like a human being. Its mouth was wide open, it was snoring loudly, and there was a bubble bulging on its nose.
The most speechless thing is that this panda is still using its small claws to keep digging at its crotch... scratching and scratching! That scene is really eye-catching.
Are you still catching birds while you are asleep?
The moral integrity is simply outrageous!
At this moment, Boss Xiong actually had some doubts: Is this a national treasure panda?
But if you look left and right, you can clearly see that it is!
He didn't think much, all he could think about was money. He continued to approach the front cautiously...
In reality?
Panda? Doesn’t exist!
Mr. Xiong, there is one!
Obviously, the so-called "wild baby panda" these two silly thieves saw was Mr. Xiong who was sleeping comfortably by the river just after eating grilled wild catfish.
It also has a big heart and sleeps soundly. It never occurred to me that if it were better not to cause trouble to others, there would actually be two funny guys looking for trouble to itself?!
Close, close...
Brother Xiong and Brother Xiong smoothly approached Mr. Xiong who was sleeping in a big way one after another. The two brothers had ecstatic expressions on their faces. They probably didn't expect that things would go so smoothly!
The distance was less than three feet, and the bear boss did not dare to speak for fear of alarming the panda in front of him. He could only use hand gestures to tell his brother: I will rush up and hold down the panda's limbs later, and then you can wrap them with rubber bands immediately.
Limbs. It can't move.
Xiong Lao Er playfully made an "ok" gesture, and the two brothers took action!
Whoosh!
The boss pounced forward, held Master Xiong down, and shouted: "Move quickly! Don't let this panda wake up. It's best to tie it up while it's asleep."
"Okay, brother, take a look!"
Xiong Lao Er also shouted excitedly, using the fastest speed, he quickly tied Mr. Xiong's limbs together with the rubber bands in his hands.
The movements are smooth and smooth and can be done in ten seconds!
call……
Only then did Boss Bear relax and reach out to wipe the sweat from his forehead, with an expression of joy on his face: "We are so awesome. Haha, catching wild pandas. This is definitely a legendary hunt!"
That’s right!
Xiong Laoer was also very proud and beaming with joy. At the same time, he opened the sack that he had been carrying behind his back, preparing to put the panda who was gradually waking up...
Mr. Xiong, wake up!
This damn fat cat was still a little dazed in his sleep. He subconsciously wanted to move his limbs and stretch his body. But he found that he couldn't move anymore?
Open your eyes and take a look.
what's going on?
Why is he tied up?
I couldn't help but subconsciously blurted out: "Father! What kind of pervert is playing with me in bondage? It's really a bad idea. But this bondage doesn't look like Japanese style, the technique is so weak..."
What?!
Boss Xiong and Er Xiong, who were extremely happy just now, are now completely confused.
This panda...can speak human language?!
"Hehehe, brother. Is it because we caught a wild panda and can sell it at a good price immediately and enjoy the glory and wealth? So we are so excited and happy that we have auditory hallucinations? A panda can speak human language?
He must have been calling out in grievance, but I misheard him. Hee hee."
Brother Xiong said to Boss Xiong while digging his ears with his hands.
this……
Boss Bear: "I think I heard it too?"
The two brothers stared at Mr. Xiong on the ground at the same time, with a trace of nervousness flashing in their eyes.
Although Mr. Xiong is wretched and unscrupulous, his IQ is not low and can even be said to be extremely smart. I immediately understood what was going on.
He suddenly became furious and said, "It's your fault! How dare these two thieves play with you, Grandpa Xiong, in bondage? I'm so angry! If I don't teach you a lesson today, I think I'm easy to bully."
Mr. Xiong only gave a slight shock, and the cowhide band naturally shattered in response.
Its chubby body stood up instantly, its little paws clenched into fists, looking angry.
At this time, Big Bear and Second Bear finally came to their senses. Their faces were turned pale with fright, and they shouted at the same time: "Monster! It's the panda that has become a spirit. No wonder his sleeping behavior just now was so obscene, and he even used his claws to dig his crotch. Let's
Run."
Get your uncle!
The fat cat was so angry that he asked, "Where are the catfish bones?"