I kept complaining in my mind: "What the hell am I doing? Crabs and prawns eating Pipi shrimps together? Or salt and pepper flavor? And drinking cold beer? It's so cruel! It's so strange."
Wei Ke was also stunned.
Surprise was written all over her delicate and beautiful face. It was probably the first time she had seen such a weird scene.
Wow wow wow wow!
The large group of Pipi shrimps that were originally leading the way for Fu Yangweike made a sound similar to fear when they saw this scene. In an instant, they dispersed and all swam away. The speed was so fast...
It seemed that he was quite frightened.
I'm afraid that if I run too slowly, I'll be caught and eaten by the two kings. And it's also made into a salt-and-pepper flavor to go with beer.
The Crab Demon King looked at the Prawn Demon King next to it, as if waiting for it to make up its mind.
Although the Prawn Demon King was embarrassed, he still spit out a series of bubbles on his scalp and formed the text: Ahem... Two friends are here? Brother Crab and I will add some food. Do you want to have some together?
Fu Yang also quickly showed an embarrassed smile and waved his hands quickly: "No need for you two demon kings, we are full. You two are looking for us, what's the matter?"
But I was shouting in my heart: Damn, this is so funny! It really looks like Mr. Xiong’s fat cat style. These two guys don’t really have anything to do with Mr. Xiong, right?
Finally, after the initial awkward meeting...
The group of big river crabs wielding their pincers cleaned up the messy scene so that the kings and distinguished guests could talk easily.
Although monsters have developed spiritual intelligence, they are not as hypocritical and polite as humans.
The Crab Monster King went straight to the point and asked: "Two of you, I invite you to come this time. I have something to ask. Do you know a super awesome monster boss? The kind of guy in the world who only respects me?"
Fu Yang and Wei Ke looked confused. They didn't know what the big crab was talking about.
The Prawn Demon King is also troubled by the Crab Demon King's straight-mindedness.
I helplessly covered my face with shrimp claws...
Then blow bubbles.
"Brother Crab, let me do the talking. Just stop talking and listen quietly."
His head turned to Fu Yang and Wei Ke: "Two human friends, do you have any good monster friends? The kind that are particularly powerful..."
Well?
Fu Yang was stunned.
When he first heard the prawn monster king ask if he had any good monster friends, he immediately thought of Mr. Xiong. But when the other person said "particularly powerful"?
Being able to get this rating means that it is definitely better than the other two!
Mr. Xiong is not even at the peak of Ghost King, how can he be stronger than two big monsters who are close to the middle stage of Demon King?
More importantly, Fu Yang didn't know what these two funny and vulgar demon kings meant by asking. What if they had a grudge?
So out of caution, he didn't answer directly.
Instead, he practiced Tai Chi perfunctorily: "Well, I can't remember it for a while. I have to recall it carefully."
It's a pity that the two demon kings are not as hypocritical as humans, but that doesn't mean they are stupid!
When Fu Yang said this, he knew he was perfunctory.
The Crab Demon is unhappy.
The huge crab claws pointed at Fu Yang in the air, and a series of bubbles came out of his mouth.
"Perfunctory! You are perfunctory! Brother Xia and I trust you two so much that we even gave you VIP tokens to show off in the Dragon Palace Ghost Market. Are you treating me like this now? Believe it or not, I will use my crab claws that are bigger than a millstone.
, I’ll smash your little anus? I’m good at torturing humans.”
Fu Yang's expression suddenly changed!
This threatening routine...why does it feel a little familiar?
"Poke, poke the chrysanthemum? Isn't that the fat cat's special skill? Is it really an old acquaintance?"
"Calm down! Brother Crab, calm down. Don't imitate Boss Tianpan."
The prawn demon king was afraid of scaring Fu Yang and Wei Ke, so he quickly used his shrimp claws to hold down the crab demon king's crab claws...
Then he apologized to Fu Yangweike.
"I'm sorry, my Brother Crab is not very smart. He especially likes to imitate our eldest brother. Well, let's be honest. My name is Xijiu and he is Crab Eight. More than six hundred years ago, we were just
Two common blue crabs and river shrimps in the Yangtze River..."
In order to show his sincerity, the prawn demon king began to tell their story from the beginning.
Many years ago, the two demon kings were just ordinary shrimps and crabs in the Yangtze River.
There is no thinking, no concept of time and life and death, just living in a muddleheaded way as a low-level animal.
Relying on instinct, he avoids big fish in the river and avoids ferocious aquatic animals.
For both of them, I don’t know how much time has passed... but they have been lucky enough to escape all dangers and survive!
Moreover, one crab and one shrimp, for some reason, have been stuck together and become inseparable.
Just like that, fortunately about a hundred years later, the size of shrimp and crab exceeded the limit of their own species.
The crab shell of Crab Eight is half a meter in diameter, and the shrimp Jiu grows to over two feet long!
You know, blue crabs and river shrimps are small river fish that are very common in daily life. It is not easy to grow to the size of an adult's hand. Now that they are so big, they are definitely behemoths. That is what they have initially become so-called
The "monster".
Unfortunately……
At this time, the luck of Crab Eight and Shrimp Nine was finally used up. They were caught by a fisherman on the bank of the Yangtze River!
At that time, they already had the most basic consciousness and intelligence.
After being caught by fishermen, they were very frightened and struggled desperately.
It is a pity that this most basic "monster" is basically not very lethal to people with weapons and tools. Especially as an aquatic creature, after being caught by a fishing net and out of the water, it is left to struggle.
I have strength...
"Hahaha! What a big crab, what a big river shrimp. Old man, I got it this time."
The old fisherman laughed excitedly.
The other young fishermen around him were all very envious. They all praised him for being so old and so cool.
They all made suggestions that such large crabs and shrimps could be reported to the county magistrate. Then, as auspicious objects or rare treasures, they could be presented to the emperor in the capital for viewing or enjoyment!
The old fisherman who caught eight crabs and nine shrimps was of course very happy, with a smile on his face.
Just when they were terrified and felt that they could not escape this time, for the two demons, the real opportunity and luck in this life came!
A young fisherman next to him suddenly shouted in horror and pointed to the other side of the wide, fast-flowing Yangtze River: "Oh my God! Look, what are you looking at on the other side? Oh my God, I can't believe my eyes."
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He screamed so loudly that everyone, including the old fishermen who caught crabs and shrimps, looked towards the other side. (Second update)