"We are not forcing you to get married and have children right away. We just want you to go over and meet us. Maybe you will fall in love with each other. If you don't like it, then we will not contact you after the meeting." Ms. Liang Mei said on the phone: "The woman has already met.
You agreed to meet, but do you want to let someone go?"
Li Zan pinched the bridge of his nose and said, "I don't think about getting married now."
"You are already 29 years old!" Ms. Liang Mei said plausibly: "Do you understand how time flies? In a few months you will be 30 years old! 30! Not 20! You said your salary is not a lot, just because you are good-looking and have
What’s the use? Moreover, after the age of 30, you will be an older leftover man, and if you want to have a child at that time, you will be an older mother-in-law. Do you know how many dangers an older mother-in-law will face?”
The more he spoke, the more outrageous he became. Li Zan twitched the corner of his mouth and reminded the beloved Ms. Liang Mei: "I am a man."
Ms. Liang Mei: "Medically speaking, advanced maternal age refers to complications such as anxiety and depression caused by an unexpected birth of a child by an elderly man, who does not have the energy to take care of the child... Li Zan, do you think you are still young?
"
Li Zan thought that Ms. Liang Mei had recently dabbled in medical articles on the WeChat public account, and he said: "Yes. There is no limit to youth."
"..." Ms. Liang Mei started to act rogue: "I don't care, you have to go on a blind date. I have a headache... oh, my heart and liver hurt... it hurts so much that I can't breathe."
"Okay. I'll go."
"Coffee bar at Xinzhou Children's Palace at 3 o'clock on Saturday afternoon!" Ms. Liang Mei was lively for a moment, and she accidentally let slip: "Xiao Heng still understands you, if he hadn't reminded me of your marriage-"
"Xiao Heng?" Li Zan narrowed his eyes and sounded dangerous.
Ms. Liang Mei was silent and hung up the phone in a hurry: "Baby, remember to go to the Xinzhou Children's Palace coffee bar at 3pm on Saturday. Mom has something to do here, so I'll hang up first - bye!"
He said this in one breath and ran for his life.
Li Zan was left holding his cell phone and gritting his teeth before opening the door to find Jiang Heng, who was watching a movie intently in the living room. The movie happened to show the male and female protagonists heart-wrenchingly shouting at each other about the eternal dilemma of "love me or not."
‘Knock knock’, Li Zan knocked on the table to attract Jiang Heng’s attention and signaled to him that he had something to talk about.
Jiang Heng turned off the romance movie that he had been watching for a long time without understanding the logic. He threw the tablet on the sofa, picked up the mineral water on the floor, opened it and took a few sips: "Is something wrong?"
Li Zan said the slogan of a well-known blind date website, stared at Jiang Heng's eyes, and blocked his escape route: "You persuaded my mother to put my personal information on a blind date online?"
Jiang Heng was stunned: "Mama Liang told you?"
"She spilled the beans, and I dug it out." Li Zan sat on the table, with one leg across Jiang Heng on the sofa, leaning over and glaring coldly: "Fuck me behind my back."
A few days ago it was quite cold below 20 degrees Celsius, but these days the temperature has risen to 28 or even 30 degrees. It is very hot and uncomfortable at home without air conditioning. When Li Zan is resting at home, he stays in the bedroom, wearing shorts and an old man's sweatshirt, exposing a large amount of flesh.
.
His current posture is facing Jiang Heng. As long as he tilts it slightly, he can see Li Zan's long legs with even flesh and bones, and even the thighs in the fat shorts.
Li Zan has good skin, white legs and sparse hair. His legs are tight and covered with thin and strong muscles. If he accidentally catches a glimpse, he is afraid that his eyes will stick to them and he will do something excessive.
Probably because Jiang Heng did not act deviantly after his confession, nor did he pursue her too deliberately or too deliberately, Li Zan gradually let down his guard and did not keep a distance as vigilantly as he did at the beginning.
Jiang Heng explained: "Didn't you send me a link to a dating website before?"
Li Zan: "So?"
Jiang Heng: "I thought you were hinting that I would help you."
Li Zan felt a toothache. How could Jiang Heng not see the irony in the link he sent to the dating website? He just stabbed it back on purpose!
"Don't worry, I asked Ma Liang's permission to register for you in person. While seeking truth from facts, I also used some special language skills." Jiang Heng recalled that when he first registered, all Ding Ding Dang Dang came over to ask for contact and attention.
In the private message, he said very touchingly: "You are very popular, which proves that I have good taste."
Li Zan then remembered that Jiang Heng seemed to have confessed, and he suddenly had a strange expression on his face. He thought, which suitor would personally help the person he likes go on a blind date? Could it be that Jiang Heng has a cuckold addiction?
"You... have quite an outstanding hobby."
Jiang Heng looked at Li Zan with a smile and said nothing.
Li Zan pressed his forehead: "Just once. Tell me the password of the blind date website, and I will apply to delete it myself."
"It has been deleted." Jiang Heng grabbed the tablet on the sofa and logged in quickly, then handed it to Li Zan to see the deleted page: "I applied for deletion a week ago, and it just happened to be resolved today."
As a result, Li Zan felt that Jiang Heng was playing tricks on him.
This man is a dog! A real dog!
"When will you move out?" Li Zan asked again.
Jiang Heng also answered perfunctorily: "Let's talk about it later."
Jiang Heng has been living in his apartment for two months. What was originally promised was a few days, two weeks, and now it has been two months. In the final analysis, Jiang Heng is too cunning.
As soon as he was kicked out of the house, he went to Ms. Liang Mei's house to show his pity without leaving any trace, but the only two ladies in the family fell in love with him!
Li Zan retracted his foot, stood up, walked a few steps, turned around suddenly and kicked him to the right. Jiang Heng, who was used to being attacked from time to time, reacted quickly and quickly jumped to the other side holding the coffee table.
Li Zan kicked the ball in the air, made a 'tsk' sound, retracted his foot, put his hands in his pockets, and walked back to his room listlessly like a little old man.
Jiang Heng scratched his chin, recalling Li Zan's sharp eyes, and couldn't help but laugh heartily.
In the bedroom, Li Zan threw himself into the single bed. When he heard Jiang Heng's unbridled laughter outside, he twitched the corners of his lips, took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and sent a kind message to Jiang Heng's mother, Ms. Liang Gui.
greeting.
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Saturday.
Coffee bar on the third floor of Xinzhou District Children's Palace.
Passing through groups of middle school students who were either reading or picking out books, Li Zan came to the coffee bar on the third floor.
As soon as I walked in, I smelled the rich aroma of caramel. When I opened the glass door, the doorbell jingled.
Li Zan looked around and walked towards the innermost table. There was only a rose on the table in the entire coffee bar.
To use roses as a token of love for a blind date is very vulgar to be honest.
Nowadays, when going on a blind date, photos are sent in advance so that there will be no misidentification and embarrassing scenes. However, the other party asked for a token as the standard, and Li Zan didn't care about it, so he did it.
He pulled up a chair and sat down, and said to his blind date opposite, whose face was covered by a newspaper: "Excuse me, are you--"
The person opposite put down the newspaper, showed a gentle smile to Li Zan, and said hello in an extremely artificial tone: "I didn't expect that my blind date turned out to be Captain Li!"
"--" Li Zan sat down and was not very angry. He should have expected Jiang Heng's bad taste.
He took out his mobile phone and scanned the QR code posted on the corner of the table, and ordered a glass of juice. After placing the order, he looked up and saw Jiang Heng ordered a glass of milk.
Jiang Heng folded the newspaper and observed the change in Li Zan's expression: "Aren't you angry?"
Li Zan: "Is there any use in being angry? Don't worry, I will remember to return the favor."
Jiang Heng: "It's not easy to date you, so I have to compromise and find a way."
Li Zan: "You don't need to explain to me. But you lied to my mother, explain to her yourself." Ms. Liang Mei has a naive temperament and is easily deceived. He doesn't like Jiang Heng taking advantage of Ms. Liang Mei.
Jiang Heng said lightly: "Oh, Mother Liang knows."
Li Zan's forehead twitched, and he was shocked to realize that Jiang Heng had penetrated so deeply!
Jiang Heng chuckled lightly, crossed his hands, put his chin on his fingers, and stared at Li Zan: "The atmosphere here is quiet, it is a good place to relax. There is a club next to it. I will go to a massage to loosen the muscles later. Then have dinner and watch a movie."
Li Zan didn't even raise his eyelids and refused indifferently: "I won't go."
"Let's go. Captain Li, just stay with your friends?" Jiang Heng spoke in a low voice, his voice was very charming, like coaxing a child.
People at the next table looked sideways from time to time, and when Jiang Heng spoke, many eyes came to him.
Li Zan was hard-hearted: "Find someone else."
silence.
Jiang Heng said: "Okay. Eliminate the last two arrangements, but sit here and read a book and relax your muscles later. These two items cannot be omitted. Don't refuse in a hurry, Li Zan, you have never thought about why Liang Ma joined forces.
I deceived you? To her, you are the child closest to her."
Li Zan's words of rejection were on his lips, so he couldn't say them out, and he couldn't help but feel a little irritated in his heart. He frowned, scratched his hair, thought for a long time, and agreed to stay.
"Don't take advantage of them." They were referring to Liang Mei and Li Xiancheng.
Jiang Heng said seriously: "I won't, unless my goals are consistent with theirs."
The reason why he tricked Li Zan into coming out was because he lived like a little old man. He often stayed at the branch station, the park and the apartment, and occasionally went home to have dinner with his family.
Sometimes I would treat guests after a case was concluded, but at other times I would never attend dinner gatherings.
I don’t go out much during the holidays, so I stay at home and don’t know what to do. I even rely on the treadmill at home and the sandbags hanging on the balcony for exercise.
What Ms. Liang Mei means is that Li Zan used to be crazy and had many hobbies.
Li Zan drank the cool orange juice, put down the glass, and flicked the glass with his index finger. He knew that they were all worried about his mental state. But he knew that there was nothing wrong with him, and he was just using up the time he had spent playing to do serious things.
Can't tell the plan directly.
Forget it, Li Zan thought, and occasionally wanted to go out and relax, so as not to worry them blindly.
"I'm going to look for a book to read." Li Zan got up and went outside the coffee shop to look for a book and informed him by the way.
Jiang Heng responded, took out the half-read Yuejiang Morning News from his thigh and quickly browsed it. From the corner of his eye, he saw the people at the table next to him leave, and two more people came and sat down.
Jiang Heng originally didn't pay much attention to the two newcomers next to him, but their voices were slightly louder, and in the coffee bar of the Children's Palace, which has the largest number of middle school students, the two people who looked like a couple inevitably attracted attention.
They were a pair of young men and women, the man was about 27 or 28 years old, and his appearance, coupled with the clothes he wore, made his appearance of 34 points to pass, especially his height of about 1.8 meters.
This is a strong plus in the South.
The woman wears heavy make-up, and her age cannot be distinguished. She is dressed more mature and gorgeous. The heavy make-up does not give off the slightest trace of dustiness, but she is full of charm, bright and dignified.
When a man is pursuing a woman, he compliments her with appropriate attentiveness without appearing greasy and disgusting. He should be a master in love. He wants to pick up a woman, take her to bed, and want to date her until he has had enough sleep. The only exception is that he does not include women in the list.
Enter the list of good wives and mothers.
A woman understands a man's thoughts, and she can seduce a man's appetite with ease.
While reading the newspaper, Jiang Heng was bored and analyzing the purpose of their behavior based on the conversation at the next table. Suddenly his eyes focused on the morning paper on the side of the newspaper, which said "case", to the effect that there was a car accident on the Xinzhou Highway a few days ago.
One person died and the other was injured in the car accident. A man and a woman were a couple.
The deceased man was driving at a high speed when he swerved to avoid a large truck and crashed into a green belt. The accident was not fatal, but the window was shattered and a sharp branch was inserted into the deceased's throat.
The man died on the spot.
The woman was seriously injured.
While driving, she took off her seat belt and bit the man's genitals. The inertial force of the car accident was too strong and she bit off the man's genitals.
"I heard that the He family is dead?" The woman next door asked casually while holding a straw while stirring the drink: "Isn't he your brother? Your good brother's body is still cold, and you just want to pick me up?"
The man sneered: "Don't - my only son doesn't have that kind of brothers. If he dies at the hands of a woman, the He family will really steal the show." He said in a very unhappy tone.
The fact that He Jiashi was bitten off by a woman when he was about to die has become a joke in the circle, and even he, who is usually closer to He Jiashi, was also laughed at.
The woman lowered her eyes, raised her lips in a standard smile, and gently held the straw in her mouth. Her neutral voice had a mysterious sexiness: "Yes. I thought you had a good relationship."
"We're just fair-weather friends." The man obviously didn't want to continue this topic, and the woman could tell, so she led the way to the next topic.
They stopped talking about their dead friend He Jiashi and started talking about boring topics one after another. Both of them were drunkards and didn't care about drinking.
Jiang Heng glanced at the written report of the murder in the morning report. The deceased was named He.
