Tong Guan and Kong Youdao had been officials in the court for many years, and they had long understood the personality of this corrupt scholar.
That is, I always like to take advantage of myself.
So, he rolled his eyes and said something to Kong Youdao.
"How much is that box of cakes worth?"
"The prize I just won is much more valuable than the box of cakes, and the packaging is much more exquisite."
"But, I haven't been able to use it recently."
"How about this, Mr. Kong, let's switch between the two of us. What do you think?"
After Tong Guan finished speaking, he snatched the box of cakes from Kong Youdao's hand without waiting for him to think about it.
Then, he stuffed Wei Ye in his hand into Kong Youdao's arms.
Only then did Kong Youdao react.
Looking at the great master in his hand, he couldn't help but smile bitterly and murmur to himself.
"Master Tong, I really have to thank your whole family."
"With my current physical condition, I can't take a breath for more than a quarter of an hour after taking a few steps, but you gave me this thing in exchange?"
"Don't you think I died quickly enough?"
At this moment, the last person to draw the lottery, Dr. Zhong Shidao, also received a prize that belonged to him.
It is a new type of football produced by Wu's Sporting Goods Corporation.
Zhong Shidao has no interest in this thing.
However, when he saw Wei Ye held in Kong Youdao's hand, his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Oh, Lord Kong!"
"You are so old and your physique is not very good, how can you use these things?"
"Isn't this equivalent to killing you?"
Kong Youdao looked at Master Zhongdao with a look of sympathy on his face, and couldn't help but sigh helplessly.
"It's all that, it's all that child, child..."
Kong Youdao opened his mouth for a long time, but still couldn't finish the name.
A smile appeared on the corner of Zhong Shidao's mouth.
"How about this, you can switch with me."
"I think you will like the thing I drew."
When Kong Youdao heard this, he agreed. No matter how bad the old general drew, it couldn't be worse than the thing in his hand, right?
So Kong Youdao agreed without thinking.
However, when he saw the new style ball in his hand, he immediately became angry and his eyes widened.
"Just, just, with my legs and feet, you actually let me kick the ball?"
"You two, you two, you two are so good!"
Zhong Shidao looked at Kong Youdao with such an angry expression that he immediately wanted to laugh.
On weekdays, in the court hall, this hole has its way, which can be said to be hated by people and dogs.
Almost no one in the civil and military circles of the Manchu Dynasty liked him.
But he is a very stubborn person.
If you don't agree with someone, you'll get angry and quarrel with them everywhere.
Even Zhao Ji, who was firmly seated at the top, had been made angry by him several times and gritted his teeth.
If he weren't afraid of the world's literati, they would call him a foolish king who killed his loyal ministers indiscriminately.
Zhao Ji had already chopped him down dozens of times.
The reason why Zhongshidao wanted Weiye was, of course, not for his own use, but for his unsatisfactory son.
His son is nearly thirty years old, but he still has no heirs.
This couldn't help but make Zhong Shidao anxious.
He was worried that he had no place to find good medicine, so God gave him such a good opportunity.
Program five:
Language performance: tricking people into eating a bowl of noodles.
actor actress:
Starring two people.
Song Dabao, director of the Ministry of Etiquette and general person in charge of language programs.
Pan Changhe, director of the Etiquette Department and deputy director of language programs.
Two supporting characters.
The other two heads of the Ministry of Etiquette.
content:
When the man with the funny buff stood on the stage and exposed his white front teeth.
Suddenly, everyone present laughed.
Because Song Dabao’s expression and smile were so joyful.
What he performed today was to get a bowl of noodles from Pan Changhe for nothing through his various rogue behaviors.
The props for the entire work include six bowls of noodles and six tablespoons of mustard.
Of course, the mustard thing is too spicy after all.
A normal person can only eat one spoonful in a meal.
Therefore, for the safety of Song Dabao, the program team did not use real mustard when designing.
Instead, I used a food that looked very similar to mustard.
But this language program was halfway through the performance.
As the plot progresses, Song Dabao needs to mix a large spoonful of fake mustard into the noodles and eat it.
However, when he put the noodles mixed with mustard into his mouth, the expression on his face immediately changed.
I couldn't help but feel horrified.
What the hell happened?
During the rehearsal, the food I was given was fake mustard. How come it was replaced with real mustard this time?
Isn't this a joke on me?
If only this spoonful is enough, I can grit my teeth and get through it.
But next, I have to eat five spoonfuls in a row!
When Song Dabao thought of this, he grinned and wanted to cry.
However, when he glanced at the many court officials in the audience with the corner of his eyes, he immediately held back.
Finally, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and eat the noodles mixed with a large spoonful of mustard.
When he finished the bowl of mustard noodles, it was as if his whole soul had been sublimated.
All the seven orifices are open, and he is sweating profusely.
Just as he was about to say his lines, he saw his co-star Pan Changhe, smiling slyly.
Suddenly, he understood everything.
This grandson!
How dare you plot against me?
But now, he has no choice.
So I could only grit my teeth and perform the next show with the determination to risk my death.
After his show ended, Song Dabao, whose face was red from being so embarrassed, found Pan Changhe.
Baring her big white teeth, after having a "cordial and friendly" exchange with him, she forcefully poured six bowls of mustard noodles into his mouth.
At this point, the grievances and grievances between these colleagues can be fully understood.
Program six:
Magic show: split into two and merge into one.
actor actress:
Wu Zhi, Minister of Industry and Executive Director of the Spring Festival Gala.
Ministry of Rites, Liu Shilang's new concubine, Wan'er.
content:
This is the only magic-related program in this Spring Festival Gala.
In the audience, both Zhao Ji and the officials had high expectations for this show.
Especially Zhao Ji, after experiencing Wu Zhi's magic many times, he was also very interested in this program.
The first person to step onto the stage was Wan'er, the concubine that Wu Zhi and Liu Shilang of the Ministry of Etiquette had adopted.
Later, Wu Zhi asked the field attendants to bring up the props that had been prepared.
It was a large table, and on the table, there was a rectangular wooden box about one and a half meters long and half a meter wide and high.